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jaizaine
07-14-2008, 04:02 AM
I dont make up elaborate lies. I think the most common way that I lie is by my body language (smiling, looking interested, laughing) when I'm either completely bored or down right disgusted by a customer.

I do lie about where I live. I dont lie about my age.

I usually say Im single. Never used to but I found it killed my money.
Actually the other night an annoying drunk customer approached me and was all handsy and asked if i had a boyfriend so i said yes (coz I figured he would be extremely annoying to dance for) and he said "well u wont be making a cent from me then, can i have a hug?" and i told him I only hug paying customers LOL.

Sveta
07-14-2008, 11:22 AM
This is pretty distasteful, and not to make light of the people who've died in the war, but oh well..........


When dudes try to date me I tell 'em I'm widowed, and that "my husband was in the army and died in Iraq". NOTHING backs them off more. And not in a turned off way, but in a deeply sympathetic, suddenly on their best behavior way. I tell them that dancing is the closest I can come to 'moving on' for the time being, and they usually tip me extra.

Hmm...I might pull that one out just for the most insistent custies. The ones who Just. Won't. Quit. asking for dates.

Heh, I've also told custies before that I'm a mail-order bride. :P

kaiarose
07-14-2008, 11:30 AM
I'm pretty honest. I'm always afraid I won't remember a lie if that customer comes back.

dave928
07-14-2008, 10:22 PM
I hate to spoil the fun but more customers than you realize just pretend to believe the lies. I know I always have and my friends say the same. I react to every story I hear from a dancer with the same genuine, "Wow, really, tell me more!" look and my responses are similar.

This is why I'm not big on heavy conversation with dancers. I figure... you aren't going to believe anything I say and vice versa, so how about you just dance and I'll give you money :-) What an original idea!

This is strange timing, because just this last weekend I got a ld from a dancer who said next to nothing. She smiled a lot and was really into the dance (or pretended to be at least ;-) but that was it. I loved it! I generally get asked a ton of questions like, "Where are you from? What do you do? Where do you work? Are you married? Have kids? Divorced? Where do you hang out?" That's bad enough but then sometimes I hear some real bs lines like, "my pussy likes you" [as dancer rubs herself and sticks her tongue out] . Yep, heard that one a few months back. Funny stuff.

Alaska
07-14-2008, 11:03 PM
I hate to spoil the fun but more customers than you realize just pretend to believe the lies. I know I always have and my friends say the same. I react to every story I hear from a dancer with the same genuine, "Wow, really, tell me more!" look and my responses are similar.



Oh....shoot. Now it's not fun./:O

ColetteCalahan
07-14-2008, 11:43 PM
I'm pretty honest. I'm always afraid I won't remember a lie if that customer comes back.

+10000. my hope with every new customer is to gain a regular, or an occasional customer at least. why treat everyone like i'm never going to see them again??? the only consistent lies are 1.) that i'm single 2.) my real name and 3.) if prompted, that i'm getting turned on while dancing for someone. other than those, i really don't lie, or feel the need to.

Sveta
07-15-2008, 02:14 AM
I figure... you aren't going to believe anything I say and vice versa, so how about you just dance and I'll give you money :-) What an original idea!

This is strange timing, because just this last weekend I got a ld from a dancer who said next to nothing. She smiled a lot and was really into the dance (or pretended to be at least ;-) but that was it. I loved it!

We have a winner! ;D That's how it should be...I give you a ridiculously hot dance, you enjoy it (and pay ;) ), everyone's happy. I don't get the whole 20-questions small talk crap. It feels contrived (come on, everyone knows it's all just a formality leading up to "would you like a dance?" anyway), and it's boring to have to answer the same dumb questions all night every night.

Personally I don't go around lying and making up outrageous stories just for the hell of it...it's a response to maddeningly boring streams of small talk that a lot of customers engage me in. I make up stupid stories when I get to the point that I'll scream if I hear "where are you from? what else do you do? How old are you? What do your parents think of you dancing? Do you have a boyfriend? are you married? what's your real name? where do you live? are you in school?" one more time. Why does any of that matter in the club? Just sit back, objectify me and enjoy my dances. A mysterious fantasy object is a lot sexier than reality anyway.

I hate asking customers boring contrived questions too ("so where are you from? what do you do? blah blah blah"); I'd much rather just get to the point and do what I do best in the club--dancing ;)

Trust me, I'd be a lot happier with the "just shut up and dance" method! :yes: I'm here to provide erotic entertainment, not act like I'm on some awkward dating-service outing.

*whew! It felt good to get that out. Thanks.

Polekitten
07-15-2008, 02:25 AM
I lie all the time but keep my lies pretty constant to make it easier to keep track. The most common ones are,

Yes that is my real name.
Yeah, I'm having a great night!
Oh, I'm not here for the money, I just like having fun!
I have another job/no other job/am at college etc.
Yeah my parents love what I do.
I also lie that my best friend is my sister, we look similar and people get us confused all the time.
I also say I have a brother alot which I don't, it helps me relate the the customers, like, "You play football? Hey, my brother plays football, what position do you play?" or "You're from Birmingham? My brother lives there, where abouts?"

Thinking about it nearly everything I say i work is an untruth of some sort, I don't like guys knowing too much about me plus my real life is pretty boring and not very entertaining to others.

pinkpvc
07-15-2008, 05:12 AM
custie: "Why do you work here?"
me: "I'm a nudist, i hate wearing clothes. in fact this dress is annoying me right now..."

Got me a few dances :D

Victoryx0x0
07-15-2008, 08:19 PM
your soo cute
i just moved here from ____ (name of foreign country)
i stopped aging at 21
im a lesbian lol thats my fave!
im in college studying law

Sveta
07-15-2008, 08:25 PM
i just moved here from ____ (name of foreign country)

hehe, that's one of my favorites.

Athenathefabulous
10-13-2009, 12:25 AM
Normally I keep the lies to a minimum (just basic things: such as having a fake college etc. and saying i love being naked things like that). And i am normally very opposed to guilting customers. But the other day I had some customer who REALLY struck a nerve with me ( He was being super obnoxious and rude and condescending). After saying something to piss me off, he then said "you are just daddy's little girl, arent you. I can sense it. You are totally daddy's girl."
my response: "my dad is dead, actually."
The look on his face was priceless.

J.D.
10-13-2009, 12:45 AM
your soo cute
i just moved here from ____ (name of foreign country)
i stopped aging at 21
im a lesbian lol thats my fave!
im in college studying law

I CONSTANTLY get, "What nationality are you?" Uh, American /:O Or especially rude, "What are you mixed with?" I totally make up random shit. I've been Arab, Persian, all types of Latin ethnicities, European, etc. Toss in a few words in that language and you've got the customer totally intrigued.

Christyismyalias
10-13-2009, 12:53 AM
Mostly sexual stuff... Some are true, from my wild days. But when guys are really into hearing about sex I like, I can come up with some pretty good stuff... I tell them I like all this freaky shit.. Even though I am pretty prudish. Definitely lie about being sexual with fellow dancers, they love that.

Generally I don't lie about anything else, except personal info.. where I live, go to school, etc. But that's a given.

You know what's bad. When I started writing this reply I wrote "I don't lie about much.." but as I'm writing I realize I actually DO lie.. A LOT. lol. But like Paris said, it's playing a character of what the customer wants. It's not an intentional lie to hurt or manipulate.. It's giving them what they want.. Molding to what they are looking for.. :) I am an actress. Deserving of an Emmy :)

Christyismyalias
10-13-2009, 01:07 AM
I hate to spoil the fun but more customers than you realize just pretend to believe the lies. I know I always have and my friends say the same. I react to every story I hear from a dancer with the same genuine, "Wow, really, tell me more!" look and my responses are similar.


And this is why I say whatever!
I used to be 100% honest about everything (except things that affected my safety) and people would never believe me and always act like I'm lying. I would get sooo frustrated. So, fuck it! They aren't going to believe us anyway, might as well have fun with it and/or use it to our advantage to benefit us the most.

devilkitty
10-13-2009, 01:45 AM
I look extremely Russian even though I am Scots-Irish, German and Native American. Even when I tell guys I'm not Russian they don't believe me. So sometimes I lie and say that I was adopted from Russia when I was a baby. Some dumb asses even tell me they can tell from my accent. Ummm dude you aren't born with an accent. Even Russian guys think I am Russian- I tell them the truth though.

J.D.
10-13-2009, 01:47 AM
I look extremely Russian even though I am Scots-Irish, German and Native American. Even when I tell guys I'm not Russian they don't believe me. So sometimes I lie and say that I was adopted from Russia when I was a baby. Some dumb asses even tell me they can tell from my accent. Ummm dude you aren't born with an accent. Even Russian guys think I am Russian- I tell them the truth though.

LOL. I've had guys tell me that my eye color is not real (it is), and that they can see the contact floating on my eye. WTF??? I've never put a contact ever in my eye.

Jessie_tinydancer
10-13-2009, 03:54 AM
I always tell the truth because of the forgetting who you told what thing. Only part I lie about is I say I'm single. (I'm married). But I am a slight party girl and do some crazy things and always tell TRUE crazy stories and about 70% of the time the guys love it. 30% get pissed off because they think I'm making it up...and its true! LOL.

I'm canadian in Australia and sometimes the guys will go "How's the fake accent working for you"...ummm if I was going to pretend to be another nationality I would choose something sexy like swedish...not canadian. LOL. Or they won't believe I'm canadian and that I must be American and lying? WTF?

Evan86
10-13-2009, 07:47 AM
pfft. What don't I lie about to customers? :P Everything that comes out of my mouth in the club is a lie. It keeps me from getting bored out of my mind...and it keeps customers from knowing any part of the real me, which is how I want it.

The funny thing is that I dropped the act and lies for the two SW'ers I've met in the club. I guess talking to someone online first puts them in the "person" category instead of the "custy" category. They were fun too. :)
}:D

Me too! I lie about where I live, my real name, that I have a day job (I'm really a mom during the day), that I prefer MUCH older men, large men, bald men, that I'm a college student (graduated 5 years ago), that I have no kids, that I'm from another country/state than I'm actually from, that I"m tipsy, that they turn me on, etc....The list goes on.

Evan86
10-13-2009, 07:55 AM
"I'm 19."
"I'm 32."
"You're hot."
"I live with my mom."
"Email? I don't even have a cell phone... just another way for the gov't to keep track of us."
"Yea they're real."
"We live in the back and sleep on bunkbeds till our next shift."
:D I just spit out my coffee after reading that last one!!

Evan86
10-13-2009, 08:11 AM
That I teach kids ice-skating lessons,(men love this) and in Guam they'd be like "how the hell did you wind up here?" I'd say they make us do donkey shows after-hours. Would you believe it, some guy named Byron from Kentucky believed me. Sorry but I don't look cracked out in the least, how the fuck could you believe something like that? Only in Guam.


On nites where everyone's being a dick, I get bored and see how many ppl I can convince that I live in the dressing room. It's a natural question to ask where they put us up in Guam. like 10/10 ppl believed me. It was so fun to play on ppl's 3rd world country fears. I'd say "Yea it's so horrible. On my days off it's SO loud. Can you imagine?"

:D I'm picturing you poor hobo girls living in SC dressing rooms, sleeping on cots something.:D I will laugh all day about some of these!

audrey_k
10-14-2009, 09:52 AM
I find a connection to everyone...

oh you went to BC? wow my mom went there!

oh you're from england? cool my family is too! i love visiting them!

it's never completely far from the truth or I would sound like a clueless idiot... but yeah my mom definitely didn't go to BC and she's from Scotland not England. I also change what part of LA I grew up in or live in pretty frequnetly.

femmefatale88
10-14-2009, 08:22 PM
I get a lot of what nationality are you too. I hate those, or any question about who I am, they are annoying. So I lie to make myself sound more exotic I guess. Then I lie about having lived in foster homes all my life, and having no real parents (sometimes). Also lie about my age and where I go to school as well as where I live, real name. I really hate personal questions. Why can't guys just have chill conversations that don't involve delving into who I really am? Like how about talk about the weather, sports, life, things in the news, movies, etc....