View Full Version : Have you ever came during a lapdance?
3-Legged Man
09-03-2008, 02:44 PM
I'd say no extras. The times I've had extras, there was no mess IN my pants. Not counting extras, I say I've had about 5-7 happy endings from about 200 lapdances. It's yucky but I'm not thinking about the mess at the point in time.
If you don't want to get the Genie, don't rub the lamp!
Golden_Rule
09-03-2008, 02:50 PM
I'd say no extras. The times I've had extras, there was no mess IN my pants. Not counting extras, I say I've had about 5-7 happy endings from about 200 lapdances. It's yucky but I'm not thinking about the mess at the point in time.
If you don't want to get the Genie, don't rub the lamp!
Agreed, but other than that one time, which I wasn't expecting until moments before it happened [I could feel the build up and might have been able to stop it but it felt so good and I hadn't experienced the nasty after effects before so...] I have never cum before, or since, from simply lap dance friction.
threlayer
09-03-2008, 07:43 PM
Well tell me where near Syracuse she is and I'll drive over and meet her.
Last I knew she was in prison for drugs and child endangerment. Who knew?
Golden_Rule
09-03-2008, 08:30 PM
Last I knew she was in prison for drugs and child endangerment. Who knew?
That can put a crimp in someones day.
vbv99
09-06-2008, 09:30 PM
Once while at Girls of Glitter Gulch in Las Vegas, the dancer was unbelievably sensual and kept grinding and whispering in my ear about how hard I was. The "O" was unexpected but my shudder tipped the dancer off and she whispered "Men who cum are so hot". It was a little embarrasing but pretty obviously unforgettable.
MiniMoe
09-12-2008, 09:27 AM
I have been very close to taking the mess home with me, but usually if I am that far along, the lady I am with does not want me to deal with that sticky situation and is willing to take it like a goddess.
Golden_Rule
09-13-2008, 08:59 AM
I have been very close to taking the mess home with me, but usually if I am that far along, the lady I am with does not want me to deal with that sticky situation and is willing to take it like a goddess.
Lucky you. :)
Other than that one time I only make cummsies if I know it has someplace to go other than into my shorts. {ugh}
And apparently like yourself, but unlike some others [including their sisters - which I have never thought anything but strange] I have nothing but appreciation for those women.
yoda57us
09-15-2008, 07:43 PM
And apparently like yourself, but unlike some others [including their sisters - which I have never thought anything but strange] I have nothing but appreciation for those women.
Sisters? You've had sisters?
whitelight97402
09-17-2008, 04:01 PM
nope never came and rarely even get wood anymore, need the real thing or an escort, i dunno, like my little mind fuck back or something equally stupid since i am paying, but sort of like, yes i think you are hot, but i am not going to give you the satisfaction of knowing you can give me wood, f'd up lol....
Golden_Rule
09-19-2008, 04:50 PM
Sisters? You've had sisters?
Yeah. Gave birth to them myself. So they are like daughter/sisters. ::)
yoda57us
09-21-2008, 10:41 AM
Yeah. Gave birth to them myself. So they are like daughter/sisters. ::)
That is a touching story GR...
Earl_the_Pearl
10-12-2008, 11:53 AM
If you mean LD and not BJ, HJ or FS no. I very rarely do LD because of the hustle factor. I prefer letters for a price; it is a business you know.
winoguy
11-12-2008, 06:28 AM
Yes, in Providence. Cheaters and Mario's Showplace which is outside of Prov.
SomeDissoluteRake
11-20-2008, 05:44 PM
A couple of years ago, towards the end of my second dance with a Sweet Young Lady of a Caribbean Persuasion, she asked me if I would engage her for another and I said no, not because she wasn't working for me but because I was becoming uncomfortable in the bladder department.
Does anyone else find that SC Beer goes through you much faster than anyone else's? But I digress.
She asked me, and I quote:
SYLCP: Did you have an ejaculation? [I'm not kidding; that was exactly how she phrased it, in best medical parlance]
SDR: No, I just have to go to the bathroom.
SYCLP: I'm sorry. I feel I haven't done my job if the guy I'm dancing for doesn't have an ejaculation.
I tried not to let her see my astonishment. Prior to that, I had assumed that splooge during LD was an absolute no-no; that I'd risk being kicked out of the club and possibly arrested if I allowed it to happen. But I figured she wouldn't have have said it if she didn't at least want me to think (and act as if) she meant it.
Off to the bathroom I went, though, and by the time I returned she had moved on to another custie. Undaunted, I took advantage of the respite to enjoy dances with a couple of other cuties, but later on, when SYLCP offered me a rematch I made sure she knew full well that she had done her job.
Since then, I'm not so inhibited about it. I make sure the dancer is OK with it first, though. I've seen how some of the Ladies on the Pink Side react to the mere suggestion of LD Splooge, and I certainly don't want to experience that first hand.
Her: Do you want another dance?
Me: I want one, but I don't think I dare!
Her: Whaddya mean, you don't dare?
Me: How can I put this delicately? I don't think I can guarantee that everything will stay properly dry.
She has every opportunity to back out of any further dancing or discussion, but if she's like SYLCP, she''ll maybe whisper "that's OK, I don't mind" and get straight back to it. Lovely :)
Tdonuts
05-12-2009, 10:46 AM
Happened once to me, it was only my second time in a vip. I thought -this won't be so bad. The dancer didn't seem to be offended, but the trip home was miserable. Won't let it happen again.
Cheif_Bigfoot
05-15-2009, 08:24 PM
Nope, or at least not yet. I've only been to clubs in the upper midwest though and they are all pretty light on contact. Although one trip to the bed dance section of a club in Minneapolis did get sort of close but I didn't want to even think about dealing with the after effects.
lopaw
05-15-2009, 10:43 PM
It's happened a few times. Surprised me almost as much as the dancer. She was really giving it her all.
Earl_the_Pearl
05-16-2009, 12:46 PM
It's happened a few times. Surprised me almost as much as the dancer. She was really giving it her all.
It must have been a variation of my famous knee dance. :party:
lopaw
05-16-2009, 04:45 PM
It must have been a variation of my famous knee dance. :party:
LOL..dare I ask about your famous knee dance?
In my latest encounter, the dancer preferred the "tribbing" technique, which was surprisingly effective. I thought that my jeans would be too rough on her tender hootchie, but she didn't seem to mind ;)
Earl_the_Pearl
05-16-2009, 05:23 PM
LOL..dare I ask about your famous knee dance?
In my latest encounter, the dancer preferred the "tribbing" technique, which was surprisingly effective. I thought that my jeans would be too rough on her tender hootchie, but she didn't seem to mind ;)
Yes my knee dance involves tribadism. :dance: Think of my thigh as a bicycle seat that can be ridden cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This bicycle has dropped handlebars and 10 speeds so one must lean forward. :tilted:
The Boob
05-18-2009, 02:21 PM
To help out the original poster, I've added additional info to make his/her database more complete--
# of times I have geeshed during a lapdance: 0
# of times I've been kicked out because the dancers THOUGHT I came: 2
# of times that "I'll make you come" was later explained to mean "Yeah, I made you come over here to the VIP and get dances": 1
# of times a dancer threatening to make me come was what decided me against getting dances from her: 1
# of times a dancer thought of it as a compliment when there was leakage: 1
# of times a stripper has taken it out and then done nothing with it, prompting me to sort of ask WTF?: 1
# of times dancers have told stories about pooping while on stage: 8
# of times I've had to answer "How are you doing?": 4,029
# of times dancers tongued my ears back before I started growing ear hair: 25 (+/- 5)
# of times ears have been tongued since I grew a forest of ear hair: 2
# of times she's made a ridiculous purring sound and it was actually hot: 1
# of times I've been wowed by how she took control of my nipples as if they were the key to both my wallet and ejaculation, as if she were using them to open a safe: 0
# of strippers who've hit me with their breasts only to leave me with the tangy aftertaste of Larry, or whoever the last guy was to spend time nestled in their cleavage: 4
lopaw
05-19-2009, 08:42 PM
^^^^LMAO!
That's the funniest list I've seen in a long time!
The "tangy aftertaste of Larry" has made me re-assess where my mouth will go during my next lapdance........ew.
Earl_the_Pearl
05-19-2009, 10:00 PM
The "tangy aftertaste of Larry" has made me re-assess where my mouth will go during my next lapdance........ew.
It may be more Larry then you think. Dancers' BF have been known to cum on their breasts before they go to work to get some revenge against customers.
lopaw
05-21-2009, 07:21 PM
Short of inconspicuously bringing a jar of Wet Wipes into VIP to offer her a private sponge bath....what can you do? Refuse that juicy boobie pushed into your nose? Or that pussy positioned millimeters away from your probing tongue?? We're only human for gods sakes!
dreamer1980
05-22-2009, 12:31 PM
some of you really jizz during a lap dance? i havent, nor do i intend too. it seems so wrong...
lopaw
05-22-2009, 08:27 PM
some of you really jizz during a lap dance? i havent, nor do i intend too. it seems so wrong...
Yeah.
It IS so very, very wrong. :-[
Sometimes the dancer starts something that can only end one way.
At least with me, the result is much less noticeable.
dreamer1980
05-23-2009, 12:23 AM
Yeah.
It IS so very, very wrong. :-[
Sometimes the dancer starts something that can only end one way.
At least with me, the result is much less noticeable.
oh i just realized you were female :). i guess they wouldnt really notice unless your leg starts shaking uncontrollably and you start breathing fast/heavy, let out some pleasure moans, tense up, become red in the face...ok i better stop or ill get myself worked up, lol.
seriously though guys, learn some control with the lap dances goddammit! can you imagine what our faces look like when we jizz? it isnt pretty:
http://i43.tinypic.com/2n8zu4o.gif http://i42.tinypic.com/3006s86.gif
The Boob
05-23-2009, 01:18 PM
Sounds like the Stripclub Task Force (STF) has found its Czar of Orgasm Abatement.
lopaw
05-23-2009, 10:22 PM
oh i just realized you were female :). i guess they wouldnt really notice unless your leg starts shaking uncontrollably and you start breathing fast/heavy, let out some pleasure moans, tense up, become red in the face...ok i better stop or ill get myself worked up, lol.
LOL!
Actually what I meant was that I don't leave as much........uhm........."evidence" behind when a dancer goes above & beyond the call of duty. It's a lot less messy.
Oh - believe me - I make sure that EVERYONE in the VIP area is audibly aware of exactly what is going on in my little lap dance chair ;)
LOL!
Actually what I meant was that I don't leave as much........uhm........."evidence" behind when a dancer goes above & beyond the call of duty. It's a lot less messy.
Ha! That is an advantage of being a female Junkie :)
I've only had two happy endings in a club in all these years. In both cases I was left with the conundrum of trying to figure out what to do with the condom while the dancers scampered away merrily. I suppose it was a "you get what you sew" kind of thing but still.
FBR
moscm
05-29-2009, 07:52 PM
I put 'no, never'. I assume that you mean just from a lapdance. I did once have a dancer unzip me and use her hands though. But I don't think that counts for the original poll.
Earl_the_Pearl
05-29-2009, 07:57 PM
I put 'no, never'. I assume that you mean just from a lapdance. I did once have a dancer unzip me and use her hands though. But I don't think that counts for the original poll.
Sounds like a yes to me.
just one more
05-29-2009, 09:14 PM
From "just a lap dance", no. But then sometimes there are lap dances gone bad.
Mr Nice Guy
06-04-2009, 03:17 AM
No. Never.
Golden_Rule
06-04-2009, 08:38 PM
Ha! That is an advantage of being a female Junkie :)
I've only had two happy endings in a club in all these years. In both cases I was left with the conundrum of trying to figure out what to do with the condom while the dancers scampered away merrily. I suppose it was a "you get what you sew" kind of thing but still.
FBR
???
If you went through the trouble of "suiting up", so to speak, weren't you expecting to cum from the event?
I've never had a condom on during a lap dance, and that is because I never expect to cum from a lap dance. Only happened once, as I explained in a much earlier posting, back at the old Church St Harmony in Manhattan. That was in a galaxy far, far, away and a long time ago.
As I stated then, can't say I didn't enjoy it at the moment it happened. Can say I wasn't quite as enthused a few minutes later. Which is why it hasn't happened a second time. :)
Hold on there GR. I wasn't suited up going in. Omitting details, both experiences were in Florida. You may recall me mentioning hitting clubs there with my brother in law while on vacation. Being from Ohio where mileage is minimal ITC, I was susceptible to some really good SS. I didn't really believe the promises regarding VIP until they showed me their skills in unbluckling, unzipping, installing the condom and mounting in like 10 seconds.
Considering you enjoyed your experience, I am unclear why moments later you decided you didn't really enjoy it after all. Sounds like once you paid her for pussy and got off, you wished you still had those dollars for another PFP :)
FBR
Golden_Rule
06-04-2009, 09:42 PM
Hold on there GR. I wasn't suited up going in. Omitting details, both experiences were in Florida. You may recall me mentioning hitting clubs there with my brother in law while on vacation. Being from Ohio where mileage is minimal ITC, I was susceptible to some really good SS. I didn't really believe the promises regarding VIP until they showed me their skills in unbluckling, unzipping, installing the condom and mounting in like 10 seconds.
Sounds like a Pompano club. The Booby Trap, perhaps? :) I get down there every March when I check out the Mets a little further north during pre-season.
Considering you enjoyed your experience, I am unclear why moments later you decided you didn't really enjoy it after all. Sounds like once you paid her for pussy and got off, you wished you still had those dollars for another PFP :)
FBR
Not at all actually. The $20 the dancer got for the public LD [people doing the same all around us - Man, I miss the Harmony] was well spent and begrudged not a wit. :)
If you recall the earlier post, and there is no reason you should, it was because it sort of snuck up on me and I made in my pants. :) She was such a pretty little lady and we got on so well and she was riding me cowgirl in that theater style seat [Church St Harmony was a theater] and it was, at that moment, so [i]not just like an incredible fully clothed [both of us, actually] simulation of the real thing but very much like... well... it was good.
Even after cleaning up the sticky turned crusty after effects were less then pleasant and I've avoided it ever happening in my trousers again... Since that day If I spluge willy is free of his cage when it happens. {stupid grin}
jack0177057
07-10-2009, 08:46 PM
I've gotten very close... I've never paid for extras, but I've had two dancer (separate times) rubbing my manhood through my clothes almost to the point of climax... and one time a dancer rubbed her leg on my manhood nearly to the point of climax...
One time a dancer undid my zipper and grabbed my manhood, but I was so shocked by this, that I went soft... It was embarassing...
Earl_the_Pearl
07-11-2009, 12:42 PM
One time a dancer undid my zipper and grabbed my manhood, but I was so shocked by this, that I went soft... It was embarassing...
I have been told that this happens to even young guys by those that do this for a living.
Did she use the warming oil? Some women can make their hand feel like a warm wet pussy. You do know that it is an insult if you can't become hard; the dancer thinks there is something wrong with her.
I don't like to spill my vital essence randomly so I stop them before I do; that too upsets them even though I paid my $20 and bought them a drink. I give her a few extra dollars so she knows I liked it and her. This is all at the bar as private dances are forbidden in the better NJ towns. /:O
MiniMoe
07-17-2009, 08:00 AM
What about this question...
Have you ever wanted to cum during a very playful dance but could not because the girl either had no skills or she was a total turn off for what ever reason?
Once for me. I could not get past the odor. The mix of fabreeze, B.O. and that god awful smell of rotten fish was too much. I very had to tell her... very gently, of course.
Earl_the_Pearl
07-17-2009, 09:45 AM
B.O. and that god awful smell of rotten fish was too much.
Once you get buy the smell you have it licked. :P
yoda57us
07-19-2009, 10:48 AM
Did she use the warming oil? Some women can make their hand feel like a warm wet pussy. You do know that it is an insult if you can't become hard; the dancer thinks there is something wrong with her.
This thread is so old I may have already told this story...
Back in the days when I used to go to clubs looking to get my rocks off I had this Brazilian fav who used to apologize if it took her more than two songs to make me finish....you gotta love a girl with a work ethic like that...}:D
Earl_the_Pearl
07-19-2009, 04:03 PM
This thread is so old I may have already told this story...
Back in the days when I used to go to clubs looking to get my rocks off I had this Brazilian fav who used to apologize if it took her more than two songs to make me finish....you gotta love a girl with a work ethic like that...
Always go with the Brazilians. :10:
Jake39
07-21-2009, 06:42 PM
The most memorable experience was a Lap Dance that had got so intense we were practically having intercourse thru our clothes. When I came it shot off with such an intensity she immediately exclaimed smiling "my gosh your a squirter, it really got up in me." I guess clothes can be sorta porus afterall LOL.
Darkblue
05-24-2013, 11:11 AM
First time it happened to me at oasis,Philly. I did not it could happen at clubs.she was so cute n hot. Dancer was giving full grinding LD. Before I say her to stop, I popped.had 4 dances . I tipped her $20. The way she danced was incredible. From then onwards I always wanted to go for full grinding LD.
It happened again on the men's club, Raleigh. What a beautiful, hot dancers they have. They know the moves and how to make it popped. I think it is their goal to pop it. Just with friction dances they are achieving it. It's all topless. But expensive . One song $30. I went there four times. They achieved their goal four times. But all different girls. I went there looking for same girl. But could not find.usyally it takes 4-5 songs to make it happen.dancers gave to be exceptionally skillfull to make it happen.
In Baltimore, I had dances from several dancers, but only two dancers could do that. I couldnot get full fledged hard on with others .
slowpoke
05-24-2013, 11:23 AM
Someone must have been pretty bored to find a topic this old.
whirlerz
05-25-2013, 09:28 PM
First time it happened to me at oasis,Philly. I did not it could happen at clubs.she was so cute n hot. Dancer was giving full grinding LD. Before I say her to stop, I popped.had 4 dances . I tipped her $20. The way she danced was incredible. From then onwards I always wanted to go for full grinding LD.
It happened again on the men's club, Raleigh. What a beautiful, hot dancers they have. They know the moves and how to make it popped. I think it is their goal to pop it. Just with friction dances they are achieving it. It's all topless. But expensive . One song $30. I went there four times. They achieved their goal four times. But all different girls. I went there looking for same girl. But could not find.usyally it takes 4-5 songs to make it happen.dancers gave to be exceptionally skillfull to make it happen.
In Baltimore, I had dances from several dancers, but only two dancers could do that. I couldnot get full fledged hard on with others .
Thanks for all the details::)
yoda57us
05-26-2013, 02:34 PM
Trying to figure out when a thread is "too old" to be resurrected is not always easy. This time it was....