Log in

View Full Version : Best turndown line from customer



Pages : 1 [2]

mollyzmoon
07-20-2008, 02:12 PM
^^I just walk away and leave them hanging midsentence, like I didn't hear. I have occasional bouts of being 'hard of hearing' at the club. It's probably evil to feign a disability, but when they say rude things I just obliviously walk away, or I keep saying over and over 'I can't hear you hon, what was that? You're ready for some fun? Let's go? Oh, what? Sorry babe, my hearing isn't great, what was that again? Dance? Dance time? You wanna go for a dance?'

I admit it doesn't work more than once in a blue moon with the stubbornly broke-ass timewasters, but it makes me happy to fuck with them right back. And then when they really get frustrated and confused, and go for one dance out of defeat- WIN!!

Elvia
07-20-2008, 02:17 PM
"Look, I'm not gonna be played, ok? I'm a BARTENDER. I mean, I have money, it's not that I don't have money, I'm just not gonna be played because I'm a bartender."


huh?

I later found out in the dressing room that this guy was telling every girl in the club "I'm a bartender!" At weird moments in the conversation, as if we would know why that was relevant.

NewMoon
07-20-2008, 02:17 PM
Jenny - I hate manipulative men like that!

AlexxaHex
07-20-2008, 04:38 PM
^^I just walk away and leave them hanging midsentence, like I didn't hear. I have occasional bouts of being 'hard of hearing' at the club. It's probably evil to feign a disability, but when they say rude things I just obliviously walk away, or I keep saying over and over 'I can't hear you hon, what was that? You're ready for some fun? Let's go? Oh, what? Sorry babe, my hearing isn't great, what was that again? Dance? Dance time? You wanna go for a dance?'

I admit it doesn't work more than once in a blue moon with the stubbornly broke-ass timewasters, but it makes me happy to fuck with them right back. And then when they really get frustrated and confused, and go for one dance out of defeat- WIN!!

I do this too! I have selective hearing, especially when they ask me out. I just smile and ask, "would you like another dance?". If they ask again, I just keep grinning. They eventually get the hint.

Brendita
07-20-2008, 08:51 PM
deleted.

Sveta
07-20-2008, 09:01 PM
^^I just walk away and leave them hanging midsentence, like I didn't hear.

My favorite response. ;D B/c you know they just want a reaction. Sucks for them that I'm not going to give them one.


I do this too! I have selective hearing, especially when they ask me out. I just smile and ask, "would you like another dance?". If they ask again, I just keep grinning. They eventually get the hint.

Also brilliant. :)

I swear, sweetly passive-aggressive is the way to go with problem custies. Why waste your energy getting riled up over some douche who's not paying (or at least, not paying much)?

xParisx
07-20-2008, 09:28 PM
"how about you give me a dance and then i'll give you one"
"i'm not going to pay for something i can get for free"
"my gfs a stripper at ____ so i cant" (my response: aw hun you know she does extras dont you?) and watch their face haha harsh but what do they expect?
"maybe later" gahh hate this one...

xParisx
07-20-2008, 11:41 PM
"i resect you too much" (if you respect me then give me some damn money so i can live a luxurious life!!)

indianprincess
07-21-2008, 10:25 AM
Most of these lines are jsut obnoxious. Jsut reading them is making my blood boil because they are are so obviously clueless about how a SC works. My usual response to guys that ask me out or to sit for free, is to say something like, "you're the third guy to say that tonight, and you're not even the best looking." Just makes me feel better.

But the BEST turndown line I ever got was, "I just pooped my diaper."

It's really clever, actually. No stripper is going to bother him for another second. I stood in shock for a moment then darted away to laugh about it with someone.

Wow. That would be the best turn-down. Like, I can't get mad or argue with that one. And I would run so fast. And laugh.

Bravo, pooper, bravo.

Sveta
07-21-2008, 12:14 PM
"how about you give me a dance and then i'll give you one"
"i'm not going to pay for something i can get for free"
"my gfs a stripper at ____ so i cant" (my response: aw hun you know she does extras dont you?) and watch their face haha harsh but what do they expect?
"maybe later" gahh hate this one...

lol, douchebags are the same all around the world. I think it's kinda funny that the same stupid lines custies are spouting to me in PA...somewhere all the way in Australia, a stripper is rolling her eyes at the very same lines. :P

jaizaine
07-22-2008, 01:20 AM
- no thanks I'm ok (wtf?? you're ok)

- i dont get dances (then why are u in a sc??)

- it's just a tease

- maybe later

- if it's free (arrrgggh this one gets me very mad and I become rude)

- no you're the type of girl I'd take home to meet my mum (oh cool so u take strippers who u just met home to meet your mum??)

- nah I know how it works, I've dated a stripper before

- tell me the price of petrol to explain why u cant afford a dance

The other night I had an old guy tell me that I should pay him $50 to look at his shaved balls!! hahahahhaa

My all time worst line:

the idiots who pretend they think u r asking them to dance WITH THEM not FOR THEM. Stupid idiots, I hear it a lot u r not original and certainly not funny. Followed by the ones who pretend they think u r asking them to dance for you.

xParisx
07-22-2008, 10:44 PM
^^ yeah i try and word it so it doesnt sound like that...theyre like "ok then so wheres the dancefloor?" or "sorry i dont dance.." (no idiot ill dance for u, just sit there and look dumb-that easy!)