View Full Version : Guys how to survive the Strip Club Game
Fairbay
07-21-2008, 08:33 PM
Well, I have a super-big vagina, so I suppose I was just assuming the cock would be roughly equivalent.
If you had a tiny vagina with aspirations of world domination, I would trade you.
No I'm kidding, I love the little guy.
saphire123456
07-21-2008, 08:37 PM
.....wow, thank god i don't live in miami...
miamimuscle
07-21-2008, 08:40 PM
Actually honies if you met me in person you would pay for the VIP!!!
miamimuscle
07-21-2008, 08:41 PM
I am God's Gift to women and when I walk in a strip club I dont even need money.
Perry
07-21-2008, 08:49 PM
^^THEN POST A PIC!!!
Till then, I am staying far, far away from Miami.
Lapaholic
07-21-2008, 09:01 PM
I am God's Gift to women and when I walk in a strip club I dont even need money.
And u pay to have a woman to suck your wanker when in fact she would happy to pay u to suck said appendage. So u r a philanthropist. U r merely giving back to society for all that has obviously been given u.
Nice!!
kaiarose
07-22-2008, 09:18 AM
I am God's Gift to women and when I walk in a strip club I dont even need money.
If you were God's gift to women you wouldn't be going to SC's and finding the cheapest whore there to fuck.
miamimuscle
07-22-2008, 09:23 AM
Think Brady Quinn Honey.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f257/softball2die4/BradyQuinn.jpg
miamimuscle
07-22-2008, 09:23 AM
Strippers are easy prey and I have a fetish for them.
UltraViolet
07-22-2008, 02:55 PM
OK, if this isn't a troll, I don't get it. If your god's gift to women, you wouldn't waste your night trying to gage which stripper is an easy fuck, and instead going to a regular bar and picking up one of the drunk gals. Or even craigslist for a free casual encounter. Both of which would be cheaper and easier.
All this effort makes me think you've fetishized strippers because you can't pick up a "civilian" woman for free and therefore focus on women who will potentially be swayed for the right amount of money (however low that is).
Oh yeah, you are soooooo hot ::)
CKXXX
07-22-2008, 03:05 PM
Aaaaaannnddd...people wonder why I refuse to dance here any longer. Because the clubs here are filled with THIS guy.
And dude...BRAGGING that you not only have to pay to get laid but you are cheap and therefore can only bag wasted crackwhores is just...yeah...not something to brag about. Take your tiny dick,beer belly and Wal Mart apron elsewhere please!
saphire123456
07-22-2008, 03:10 PM
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Take your tiny dick,beer belly and Wal Mart apron elsewhere please!
:beat:
xdamage
07-22-2008, 04:08 PM
I don't doubt one can find prostitutes in a SC willing to turn tricks for $100, but it is not exactly bragging material. And really, if you can get any woman you want for free, why pay $100? Wait, I guess you could think it is a kind of sport...
Here is the thing... you know how you told us that they will tell you anything to get a guy to part with his money. Here is the oldest line of SS ever "Honey, I only do it for this price with you."
crizgolfer
07-22-2008, 07:17 PM
Okay dude...there are only two essential requirements for a successful strip club visit.
#1...Kittens...strippers LOVE kittens. If you bring kittens you will get all kinds of attention. Plus, they are cheaper than Benjamin's. In fact, if you are cagey enough you can probably steal one from your neighbors. Thus, zero cost to you. Am I frugal, or what?
#2...Try to remember to wear your underwear UNDER your pants. If not, at least make sure it is clean.
That is the best I've got...I hope it helps...
Lapaholic
07-22-2008, 07:56 PM
Okay dude...there are only two essential requirements for a successful strip club visit.
#1...Kittens...strippers LOVE kittens. If you bring kittens you will get all kinds of attention. Plus, they are cheaper than Benjamin's. In fact, if you are cagey enough you can probably steal one from your neighbors. Thus, zero cost to you. Am I frugal, or what?
#2...Try to remember to wear your underwear UNDER your pants. If not, at least make sure it is clean.
That is the best I've got...I hope it helps...
CG that is some good advice but really if u want the ladies to love u, u gotta feed 'em... I bring hash browns -- who needs 100 bucks, its all in the starches!!!
hockeybobby
07-22-2008, 08:06 PM
Hash browns with maple syrup gets the anal. ftw.
miamimuscle
07-22-2008, 08:40 PM
WOW Thats all I can say right now. Well I just got home from the gym after another 2 hour workout. Again all the ladies are always checking me out and feeding my ego.
There is one girl who I think is a stripper. She got very black hair and fake titties, blue eyes and she short about 5-2 always wears the same tight black spandex pants and tight white shirt.
Gonna find out what club she works at.
PS keep up the insults ladies. I know the truth hurts but I am here to warn all the men that you girls are predators and deserve to have the tables turned on you.
Yes screwing strippers for a measly 100 is a sport. I especially like to feed them the same lines they feed their customers and then leave them hanging waiting for something from me that they are never going to get.
PS I dont have a My Space account. I have been getting some private messages from strippers on this site wanting to be friends. I am not interested.
crizgolfer
07-22-2008, 08:42 PM
I stand corrected...
#3...Hash Browns and Maple Syrup...so enchanting she will bring the anal lube...
Lapaholic
07-22-2008, 09:41 PM
Yes screwing strippers for a measly 100 is a sport.
yes well, once u get laid for a double order of hash browns then u have something to brag about.... Believe me my inbox is full of requests for a little sausage to go with those taters...
xdamage
07-22-2008, 09:53 PM
PS I dont have a My Space account. I have been getting some private messages from strippers on this site wanting to be friends. I am not interested.
I'd like to think it is not so, but then there is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c06pinaKl8o
It's almost scary to think that this technique works on some women, but I suppose it is a big world and there is room for all types of personalities.
j88rm
06-26-2010, 03:52 PM
Rule 1. Dont get intimidated by the girls you have the money and money is power. Its still a man's world and they are there to sell themselves to you. If you dont like dont buy and tell them so.
Rule 2. Dont tip anybody but the dancers. Get your drinks at the bar dont tip the barmade cause she popped the top off your beer. Dont tip the bouncer just because he opened the door and dont tip the Haitian in the bathroom for handing you a towel.
Rule 3. Get wasted before entering the SC. But a beer or 2 inside to keep you refreshed. No need leaving extra cash for them and thier overpriced drinks.
Rule 4. Play favorites! Only tip the strippers you like. That way you can give them a little extra. A dollar or 2 at the tip rail goes a long way. Once you establish a stable of four or five favorites and you reject the others you will have a following you can count on for free extras while you enjoy yourself at the club.
Rule 5. Never submit to a lapdance. Total waste of money. But if you are weak and submit never leave a tip just pay the amount of the dance.
Rule 6. If you do VIP set your own price. For example. Stripper asks for VIP in the back (sex). You agree and YOU say I will go in the back with you for 100.00 bucks plus the entry fee. Never ask her what she charges and if she says she charges 300.00 for VIP look at her like she is crazy.
Last rule to remember is that Strippers are there to drain you wallet and they do not like you. Never believe anytyhing a woman in the strip club tells you.
But the best advise I can give any guy walking into this crazy world is to leave you wallet and bankcard locked inside your car. Only bring the cash you are willing to spend and your ID which you may need incase of imperial entanglements. With your wallet safely in the car it gives you an easy exit out of tough situations. This is a strippers worst nightmare. A custy with a locked wallet in his car and only the cash he is willing to spend in his pocket.
:)
Heres my version of the rules (or guidelines):
1) Dont think that just because you have money your a god or something. Guess what! The guy who walked in behind you has money and so does they guy who walked in behind him and so on and so on. If your not spending money then the girls will just move on to the next guy and avoid you like the plague. Remember: Spending money=fun.
2) Only go to the bar to buy a drink if your to cheap to tip the waitress a dollar for getting you one.
3) Dont get wasted before you go the strip club. Unless you have a designated driver or if you desperately want to get a DUI charge.
4) A dollar or two at the tip rail will get you a "Thank you baby" and a kiss on the cheek but five or more will get you along way.
5) Buy a lap dance or two. Its probably the best part about going to a SC.
6) I have yet to experience the VIP (or champagne room) but I do know that you dont set the price. You pay whatever the club charges for the room and whatever the dancer charges for her time or you dont get in at all.
Last rule: Strippers are there to take your money.....just like McDonalds, Wal-Mart, Caesers Palace and every other business in the world. If you dont feel like spending money then dont go. And the strippers do like you but only if your nice, generous, and not an asshole.
And if you feel like you dont have any self control then leave your bank card at home and only bring in what you feel like spending.
MsChaos
06-26-2010, 03:59 PM
Oh man this is an old, yet hilarious thread.
ridiculous!
its really not hard to tell when guys are full of shit ya know.
rickdugan
06-28-2010, 06:29 AM
This guy is indeed full of shit, but if this is going to be revived then:
Rule 1 is partly accurate (outside of the demeaning BS) - money is power and that does provide us with a certain level of control, but if he fully follows Rules 2, 4 and 5 then everyone will assume that he is a broke ass time waster.
And play favorites with singles (Rule 4)? In the clubs I frequent dancers don't get aroused over Washingtons - one needs to spread at least Jacksons, and in some clubs Benjamins, before that stupid strategy might have a chance.
Rule 6's $100 rule is absurd, but the concept of somewhat negotiable VIP is not in clubs where the girls sets their own VIP prices.
The rest is just crap stemming from his insecurities. He obviously feels defensive and all of this nonsense is just a way to convince himself that he is in charge.
If he was secure and in control of himself then he wouldn't need to publish an article entitled, "Guys how to survive the Strip Club Game."
anouk.oui
09-07-2010, 07:54 AM
I am God's Gift to women and when I walk in a strip club I dont even need money.
i found your internet dating video
any man who wears shorts shorter than mine deserves my respect and submission:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM&feature=related
tempest666
09-12-2010, 12:40 AM
Are you sure this wasn't meant to be a satire?
ilbbaicnl
09-13-2010, 12:39 AM
So all strippers gets $100 for hiding the salami in the VIP room? Regardless of whether they look like Beyonce or John Travolta in "Hairspray"?
This post made me think of the Men's bathroom attendant at one club I go to. The dancers love him. If they have a a-hole customer, they go hang with him in the men's bathroom (the part with the sinks) and get back in good mood for the next customer. I don't think he was gay, I think he hits on them, but somehow in a way that doesn't annoy them. I definitely tip the guy, he's a great asset to the club.
Hopper
09-16-2010, 01:27 AM
Whats Guys:
I have been to tons of strip clubs in Miami, Florida been going since 97. The clubs I go to are full contact with sex in the back. (Pink Pony is one example).
Rule 1. Dont get intimidated by the girls you have the money and money is power. Its still a man's world and they are there to sell themselves to you. If you dont like dont buy and tell them so.
Rule 2. Dont tip anybody but the dancers. Get your drinks at the bar dont tip the barmade cause she popped the top off your beer. Dont tip the bouncer just because he opened the door and dont tip the Haitian in the bathroom for handing you a towel.
Rule 3. Get wasted before entering the SC. But a beer or 2 inside to keep you refreshed. No need leaving extra cash for them and thier overpriced drinks.
Rule 4. Play favorites! Only tip the strippers you like. That way you can give them a little extra. A dollar or 2 at the tip rail goes a long way. Once you establish a stable of four or five favorites and you reject the others you will have a following you can count on for free extras while you enjoy yourself at the club.
Rule 5. Never submit to a lapdance. Total waste of money. But if you are weak and submit never leave a tip just pay the amount of the dance.
Rule 6. If you do VIP set your own price. For example. Stripper asks for VIP in the back (sex). You agree and YOU say I will go in the back with you for 100.00 bucks plus the entry fee. Never ask her what she charges and if she says she charges 300.00 for VIP look at her like she is crazy.
Last rule to remember is that Strippers are there to drain you wallet and they do not like you. Never believe anytyhing a woman in the strip club tells you.
But the best advise I can give any guy walking into this crazy world is to leave you wallet and bankcard locked inside your car. Only bring the cash you are willing to spend and your ID which you may need incase of imperial entanglements. With your wallet safely in the car it gives you an easy exit out of tough situations. This is a strippers worst nightmare. A custy with a locked wallet in his car and only the cash he is willing to spend in his pocket.
:)
Strippers don't intimidate me and I don't need to leave my wallet outside the club to stop myself spending all my money. Why would I spend money on strippers I don't like?
I don't care if strippers don't like me. I don't go to SCs to be liked.
I probably wouldn't want sex with any girl who will do it for $100. If you have to get sex in SCs it's not a "man's world" for you. If you have been going to so many clubs all this time just for sex, you are the one wasting your money - you should meet some girls.
Aren't you contradicting yourself by telling us not to be intimidated by strippers and telling us we have to leave our wallets outside the club as an excuse not to give our money away? What sort of "tough situations" are you talking about?
If you are cheap with strippers they will be cheap with you. It's not like taking their clothes off for strangers is a small thing for them in the first place. I tip waitresses for the same reason. If I make them happy, they will make me happy. It doesn't take much.
"Imperial entanglements"? Do you think you are Han Solo at that cantina in Mos Eisley?
chris91
09-24-2010, 12:22 AM
Man, I wish I'd been around when this thread started.
Dddallas
03-02-2012, 06:32 PM
What a LOSER. Hear me? You're a blue collar loser, why they let you in the club is beyond me.
rickdugan
03-03-2012, 06:31 AM
What a LOSER. Hear me? You're a blue collar loser, why they let you in the club is beyond me.
I agree with most of this, but why is "blue collar" part of the insult? I hang in some clubs that cater to guys in the trades and many of them are perfectly good and respectful customers.
Dddallas
03-04-2012, 05:56 AM
You're more then likely right. However I haven't worked many places that cater to that and the ones I have I didn't have a ton of luck.
lestat1
03-05-2012, 05:43 PM
Surviving the Strip Club Game can be tricky, so if you're new, I have tips. First, go with human as your race, it'll make it easier to multi-class later if you choose to do so, and the extra ability is nice. Next, pick Fighter as your class. They're an easy class to learn, making them a solid choice for a beginner. Put a lot of points into STR ( I'd go as high as 18 ); you're going to need it to carry heavy gear and to do damage. After that, put points in CON for more health and a few points in INT just to give you flexibility on skills when you level up. Avoid WIS, CHA, and DEX. The first two you don't really need as a fighter, and any DEX bonus will be negated pretty quickly by the heavy armor you'll be wearing. Hope that helps.
sierra.
03-05-2012, 05:59 PM
Surviving the Strip Club Game can be tricky, so if you're new, I have tips. First, go with human as your race, it'll make it easier to multi-class later if you choose to do so, and the extra ability is nice. Next, pick Fighter as your class. They're an easy class to learn, making them a solid choice for a beginner. Put a lot of points into STR ( I'd go as high as 18 ); you're going to need it to carry heavy gear and to do damage. After that, put points in CON for more health and a few points in INT just to give you flexibility on skills when you level up. Avoid WIS, CHA, and DEX. The first two you don't really need as a fighter, and any DEX bonus will be negated pretty quickly by the heavy armor you'll be wearing. Hope that helps.
:rotfl:
omg this is amazing.
simple(headed?)guy
03-06-2012, 07:56 AM
Surviving the Strip Club Game can be tricky, so if you're new, I have tips. First, go with human as your race, it'll make it easier to multi-class later if you choose to do so, and the extra ability is nice. Next, pick Fighter as your class. They're an easy class to learn, making them a solid choice for a beginner. Put a lot of points into STR ( I'd go as high as 18 ); you're going to need it to carry heavy gear and to do damage. After that, put points in CON for more health and a few points in INT just to give you flexibility on skills when you level up. Avoid WIS, CHA, and DEX. The first two you don't really need as a fighter, and any DEX bonus will be negated pretty quickly by the heavy armor you'll be wearing. Hope that helps.
Don't forget to use your own dice. Never ever use someone else's 10-sided dice...
Omegaphallic
05-15-2012, 06:58 PM
Surviving the Strip Club Game can be tricky, so if you're new, I have tips. First, go with human as your race, it'll make it easier to multi-class later if you choose to do so, and the extra ability is nice. Next, pick Fighter as your class. They're an easy class to learn, making them a solid choice for a beginner. Put a lot of points into STR ( I'd go as high as 18 ); you're going to need it to carry heavy gear and to do damage. After that, put points in CON for more health and a few points in INT just to give you flexibility on skills when you level up. Avoid WIS, CHA, and DEX. The first two you don't really need as a fighter, and any DEX bonus will be negated pretty quickly by the heavy armor you'll be wearing. Hope that helps. I tend to favour clerics or other divine classes, I want the Gods on my side. fighters are boring. And prefer Tieflings over humans because I'm always horny. Actually when I first read the thread title I pictured snakes and ladders only with cocks and stripper poles and monopoly money. You go up the stripper poles like ladders and down on the cocks like snakes.
AlissaDoll
03-24-2013, 12:49 PM
amazingly stupid. but entertaining. this is the kind of customer you see coming a mile away and avoid like the plague.
estafador
06-25-2013, 11:14 AM
personally, it's just the reality of the strip club world. There are women who do pay for play. Have I tried to go for it, never, but women do it and you ladies gotta accept that. Can't be mad because he said there are strippers that sell their vagina. As for lap dances I don't care. As long as the women is hygenic, gives good lap dances and shows humanity and isn't a "vanna daunce" robot.
AmyLynne
11-19-2013, 07:23 PM
I so love drama! Bring me more of what I love!