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Richard_Head
07-19-2008, 11:49 PM
I'm sorry, it's just WRONG (http://phoenix.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot_sexy_and_guilt_free_50_19/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2824139).

Lysondra
07-20-2008, 12:07 AM
What gets me is he charges only $50 extra to clean out someone's cum from his own doll.

mmadisonfun1
07-20-2008, 12:21 AM
Weird!

mr_punk
07-20-2008, 04:44 AM
LOL...IIRC, those dolls are expensive. i guess the guy has to pimp it out in order to pay for the cost.


I'm sorry, it's just WRONG.and this is scary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkMVomRSkH0&feature=related).

Jenny
07-20-2008, 08:07 AM
Someone from stripperweb sent me the awesomest documentary on the real dolls. One of the subjects (the guy, not the doll) owned a few and used to do photo shoots. Like they were models. He would arrange family photographs and so forth. It would have been way less creepy if he had just made real doll pornography. I mean, that would still be creepy, but less so.

xdamage
07-24-2008, 06:01 PM
What gets me is he charges only $50 extra to clean out someone's cum from his own doll.

Assuming he even bothers to actually clean it.

Lapaholic
07-24-2008, 08:37 PM
C'mon hasnt anyone wondered what it would like to hump 300 pounds of latex?

TheSexKitten
07-26-2008, 03:22 PM
Make that approximately 120-140 lbs of silicone 8)

Right? Haha I don't know all the specs, but they're pretty realistic.

It would skeeve me out to pay to fuck someone else's doll. Which may or may not have some unknown doll-trick's cum residue in it. Nasty.

xdamage
07-26-2008, 07:14 PM
I have no problem with it. Getting oneself off with a thing that turns on our erotic thoughts, no different then a female sex toy, but yea, what is not so great is wondering who else's jizz is in the thing.

princessparis
07-26-2008, 07:54 PM
it looks so reeeaaallll!!!

TheSexKitten
07-26-2008, 08:10 PM
I have no problem with it. Getting oneself off with a thing that turns on our erotic thoughts, no different then a female sex toy, but yea, what is not so great is wondering who else's jizz is in the thing.

For sure. If I were a rich man, I would have one. 8) At least for novelty value

Bob_Loblaw
07-26-2008, 08:37 PM
What gets me is he charges only $50 extra to clean out someone's cum from his own doll.
Allegedly he cleans it out...

VegasPrincess
07-26-2008, 09:01 PM
Although I must ask...is it any worse than blowing your load in an escort who had a bunch of other guys blow their loads in her general area?

UtahMike
07-27-2008, 01:23 AM
For sure. If I were a rich man, I would have one. 8) At least for novelty value
Rich men can afford the real thing.


Although I must ask...is it any worse than blowing your load in an escort who had a bunch of other guys blow their loads in her general area?
I thought high quality escorts required the use of condoms and had disease-free certification from their physicians.

yoda57us
07-27-2008, 05:41 AM
Although I must ask...is it any worse than blowing your load in an escort who had a bunch of other guys blow their loads in her general area?

Um...last time I checked load-blowing is cumulative weather you are pro or a civie girl. Safe sex (and yes, pro's practice safe sex) and soap and water are not unheard of in the sex industry.

yoda57us
07-27-2008, 05:45 AM
I thought high quality escorts required the use of condoms and had disease-free certification from their physicians.

Yes, you are correct. Any escort with a functioning brain uses condoms for intercourse. As far as any certification, in the US, that is only done in Nevada where prostitution is legal. The vast majority of escorts do not work in legal brothels but that does not make them any less safety conscious. Escorting is a job, not a death wish.

mr_punk
07-27-2008, 06:38 AM
I thought high quality escorts required the use of condoms and had disease-free certification from their physicians.condoms? sure, but the latter is about as accurate as her agency's claims about her MBA from Wharton.

Jenny
07-27-2008, 06:45 AM
I thought high quality escorts required the use of condoms and had disease-free certification from their physicians.
How high quality do you think you are going to get for $100? Or $50?

And I don't think a doctor can "certify" you as being disease free. Like that would be... insane. Saying that someone has tested negative for a certain panel of diseases on a certain date is not "certifying" them as "disease free". Or STI free.

DB Cooper
07-27-2008, 07:53 AM
So can this guy be arrested for pimping her out? What would the law make of this? Does he get jealous when she's with a john? Is his pimp hand strong?

You gotta give him some credit though, he's found a way to finance his deviance and these things ain't cheap. Try a base price of $6,500. But look at all you get

Realdoll Features:

Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation
Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat
Water Resistant - solid construction
Stain Resistant - nothing sticks to silicone flesh
Durable - long life silicone rubber
Lifelike - anatomically correct, parts molded from life-casts
Realistic Feel - pliant and soft in all the right places
Odorless and Flavorless
Flexible - wide range of joint movement
Sexy and Pleasurable - provides effective aid to sexual fulfillment
Safe - no risk of disease, nontoxic
Convenient - always ready & available
Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship
Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives


Cheaper than most alternatives? What does that mean? Though you can buy different faces for her so it'd be like a harem of sorts. The mind boggles. Anyway check it out for yourself HERE (http://www.realdoll.com/)

TheSexKitten
07-27-2008, 12:01 PM
The blond doll on that front page looks like a sexy ass model who's just had too much airbrushing


bizarre!

Joplin
07-27-2008, 01:09 PM
hot....


Actually if I were a guy I think I'd fuck just about anything for the sheer novelty of it.

Joplin
07-27-2008, 01:11 PM
http://www.realdoll.com/images/frealdoll_realdolltorso3.jpg

I think fucking body parts is weirder than the whole doll actually.

Richard_Head
07-27-2008, 03:28 PM
Actually if I were a guy I think I'd fuck just about anything for the sheer novelty of it.Animals?

UtahMike
07-27-2008, 06:07 PM
How high quality do you think you are going to get for $100? Or $50?

It's not a service I would buy, anyway. I think my desires are fairly tame.

Flick6
07-27-2008, 06:29 PM
Someone from stripperweb sent me the awesomest documentary on the real dolls. One of the subjects (the guy, not the doll) owned a few and used to do photo shoots. Like they were models. He would arrange family photographs and so forth. It would have been way less creepy if he had just made real doll pornography. I mean, that would still be creepy, but less so.

I saw that doco too! Lol, all those guys were pretty creepy. Especially that one with the ratty ponytail who was 'in love' with his doll.... very weirdness.

xdamage
07-27-2008, 06:51 PM
Yea, that documentary was creepy. There is a big difference between using a thing to enhance a mental fantasy, and well, stepping into the fantasy as if it's real. They seem to have stepped over that line (more like jumped over it and then some).

Jenny
07-27-2008, 07:09 PM
I saw that doco too! Lol, all those guys were pretty creepy. Especially that one with the ratty ponytail who was 'in love' with his doll.... very weirdness.
I think my father's biggest problem with sheechan is that... she's not alive. You know, she's not a human being.

Flick6
07-27-2008, 08:42 PM
I think my father's biggest problem with sheechan is that... she's not alive. You know, she's not a human being.

lol oh dear.... so funny

lestat1
07-28-2008, 12:49 AM
Those men seemed so broken inside.

The creepiest thing was Davecat refering to women as "organic women."

Jenny
07-28-2008, 07:22 AM
Dude - way to make me feel like a bad person for laughing.

Lapaholic
07-28-2008, 08:16 AM
Those men seemed so broken inside.

The creepiest thing was Davecat refering to women as "organic women."


THere was soooo much to choose from to label as creepiest. BUt it would have been way creepier if Davecat lived with his mom....

threlayer
08-01-2008, 11:32 AM
If I couldn't get 'her' to moan softly, get wet, and cum, I wouldn't bother. Also what if 'her' legs and arms bend in places they shouldn't? Weird.

kaiarose
08-01-2008, 11:35 AM
I think real dolls are awesome! I want one... of my own of course!

Richard_Head
08-01-2008, 07:15 PM
I think real dolls are awesome! I want one... of my own of course!But if you pimped it out you could pay for it a lot quicker though!!!

Bob_Loblaw
08-01-2008, 09:15 PM
If I couldn't get 'her' to ... cum, I wouldn't bother.
Just one? Not three times?

SportsWriter2
08-02-2008, 10:36 AM
I think real dolls are awesome! I want one... of my own of course!
What's awesome is they don't tell you all their personal problems. Plus they're virgins out of the box. And you can put them in the front seat and drive the HOV lane. It's all good. :)

Jenny
08-02-2008, 04:04 PM
I think real dolls are awesome! I want one... of my own of course!
I want one of these. They're cuter.
http://www.teddy-babes.com/

FBR
08-02-2008, 05:00 PM
Thanks for the link Jenny.

I was scrolling and kept wondering "Where's the pussy?" I was starting to think you were suggesting a PG-13 doll. But I found it finally. But I have to say that swatch of hair looks alive. I would go limp out of fear it would gnaw off my dick and turn it into a bloody stump.

FBR

Jenny
08-02-2008, 05:04 PM
Well then get the blonde one.

You can apparently get a special insert.

lezmaka
08-02-2008, 05:15 PM
I wonder if Jeff has his very own Bianca doll?

http://www.teddy-babes.com/bianca.html

FBR
08-02-2008, 05:44 PM
Well then get the blonde one.

You can apparently get a special insert.

Good point. Hairy blond creatures are less intimidating than the brunette variety.

FBR

yoda57us
08-02-2008, 05:49 PM
I wonder if Jeff has his very own Bianca doll?

http://www.teddy-babes.com/bianca.html

lol, not with those hooters...a decidedly non-Brazilian rack if I ever saw one...

czarina800
08-05-2008, 08:02 AM
He's pretty creative to buy a doll and try to make money out of it though -- and he's got balls, lol!


LOL...IIRC, those dolls are expensive. i guess the guy has to pimp it out in order to pay for the cost.

and this is scary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkMVomRSkH0&feature=related).

threlayer
08-07-2008, 07:35 AM
If I couldn't get 'her' to moan softly, get wet, and cum, I wouldn't bother...
Just one? Not three times?

If she can hande it, why even stop at three? I've given seven (oral) in a two hour period; she was exhausted, and I was still wanting to go a few more hours. Very memorable fun night, what some name a booty call. :)