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CKXXX
07-21-2008, 09:16 PM
Im a freak magnet too...ok a few more:

Big Broward county attorney..came in a few times building up each time how SUPER HOT I am and how much I looked JUST like his sister. This gets more intense so by the 3rd time I asked if he;d ever fucked his sister. He said "I dont know you well enough to answer that"..so...yeah...
He kept trying to get me to go OTC and asked if I escort..blah blah

Finally I dont see him for a few weeks and he comes in and tells me all excited that he found an escort that looks JUST LIKE ME...no dude...you found an escort that looks just like YOUR SISTER. Wonder if SHE knows that....


The I get Daddy. Tells me how I am gorgeous and just so sexual...and I look like his 16 yr old daughter(WHY do I get all the incest guys??)..gets multiple dances and wants to call me Claire...his daughters name. I drew the line at calling him daddy. Too creepy. I do however hope against hope that he was taking those fantasies out on me so she didnt ever have to know..

Old guy that came in all the time...he'd keep his WIFE'S USED vibrator (the same one every time) in his pocket and want you to masturbate with it. Stopped getting dances with me when I refused to touch it or have it touch me in any way...just ..ewww

ballbuster guys are fun...I had one tiny Japanese guy in NY who would pay me $500 to kick him in the nuts and grind the heel of my shoe in as hard as I could. Pretty sure he's sterile now. I saw his several times in the month or so I worked in Syracuse
sub/humiliater guys are fun...had a Broward county bounty hunter as a reg for awhile. I"d make him lick the bottoms of my shoes...my feet...massage my feet. When I got bored I'd leave him alone in the CR,but take his pants with me when I left so he had to sit there alone in his underwear...I'd come back 10-15 later and ask him if he was ready to do it BETTER..he would get on his knees and say yes mistress and give me a better foot rub.

Smoking Man...had a smoking fetish. The dances at this club were done in individual booths that were curtained off...so they filled with smoke pretty fast and thick. You couldnt smoke your own cigs if you were a smoker..you had to smoke his..usually Marlboro Reds or Cigars...the strongest he could find. He wanted you to drag deeply...hold it in your mouth and then slowly blow the smoke all over him.
He paid well...but even the girls who smoked were sick after that. You could always tell he was there even if you hadnt seen him if there was a girl that looked green in the dressing room puking.

One guy on Easter Sunday..older guy..tips me on stage and invites me to sit with him. Orders me a drink and we chat for a minute...he has a cane over the chair..so I ask about it. He says he was Army Special Forces his whole life and retired now on disability. I said wow....you must be nuts!(joking..kind of). He says no no...had no effect on me..I'm totally normal.
Uh huh...I have a friend who was Army Special Forces for a few years and he had serious mental issues from it afterwards. And this guy was a lifer...come on..you dont kill people for a living for decades and NOT have SOME change from it.
We do some dances...he's fine. Asks to do a CR...tell him I cant stay an hour because I promised to drive a friend home. SO we do a few more dances. Now hes saying things like "you want to hit me dont you?"......ummm..not really...he keeps going and GOING...you cant hurt me..I've been fucking SHOT...you're just a weak little girl...on and on....until he DOES piss me off and I punch him in the face as hard as I can.
Comes in his pants.

Yeah dude...you're TOTALLY normal....

Or the lebian who came in with her brother..they were both wearing boxer shorts and bloody t-shirts....WTF?? So she comes to tip me on stage my first song saying how shes so scared for me and I need to leave this place because people will hurt me here..blah blah..ok..thanks..
Second song...I start to take off my dress. She FREAKS THE FUCK OUT. "Whast are you DOING??/OH MY GOD...WHAT ARE YOU DOING..."
I was so happy to have a set over.
THEN a waitress calls to me and says they want to get a dance from me. Ugh. Ok club is dead...how bad could it be. I danced just for her and while she is telling me how scared she is that people will do things to me she is sliding down in her seat with her tongue out trying to lick me. Thanks for saving me there sis!!

I had a guy MOVE from one town to another searching all clubs until he found me again....that was fun. Would say things like "I have a friend that could run the plates on your car and tell me where you live and your real name.........but I wouldnt do that.........." Oddly enough..he never actually DID anything...just followed me around and brought me little gifts from the convenience store he worked at.Until I finally convinced him to go home to his wife(in another part of the state). They are Mormons,but he thinks that he will be discovered as a famous comedian(hes in his 60's and I believe mildly retarded)and left to be discovered. I finally convince him to go home.
He finds me on myspace months later and thanks me for saving his marriage..and that he will send me tickets to his shows when he's famous.

And theres more.....8 years of freaks ...LOTS of stories...

kittytheflamingo
07-21-2008, 10:19 PM
I've gotten my share of criers- very easy, just hold them, sympathise, and they think its well worth the money (a good stripper never judges). But I had quite a few wierd ones-

one liked wrestling, and when he found out I did would come in once a week to just have a wrestling match on the floor in the dance room- yes, a real one, but the manager was ok with it since he didnt try to grab where he shouln't.

One guy paid me 300 to sing him Beatles songs- he'd name then, I'd sing them- and I've been asked NOT to sing in karaoke bars I'm that bad.

Lysondra
07-21-2008, 10:21 PM
A friend of mine gave a lapdance to a pregnant woman. The woman kept asking her to feel her belly for the baby to kick. Two weeks later the woman came back and got more lapdances. This time she revealed the baby had died and she was getting it removed later that afternoon, but she wanted the stripper to dance on her dead baby first.

Magdalena_666
07-21-2008, 10:23 PM
A friend of mine gave a lapdance to a pregnant woman. The woman kept asking her to feel her belly for the baby to kick. Two weeks later the woman came back and got more lapdances. This time she revealed the baby had died and she was getting it removed later that afternoon, but she wanted the stripper to dance on her dead baby first.

Holy shit that's beyond disturbing.

velvet
07-21-2008, 10:56 PM
ok second hand story but funny. the turkey guy. i'm a turkey baste me! he did it every time every song.
the older man whispers in my ear. "i'm wearing my wife's panties" smart ass that i am. what color?
i know i have more. just have to think about it. in retrospect these are TAME.

EDIT. someone find the thread where the girl pretends to sleep while her custy accuses her of fucking the town statue and making a hair loofah and eating balls of poo. human and all kinds of animal. that shit is my all time LOL on SW.

Sveta
07-22-2008, 01:34 AM
One guy paid me 300 to sing him Beatles songs- he'd name then, I'd sing them- and I've been asked NOT to sing in karaoke bars I'm that bad.

lol! I had a customer once offer me 100$ if I knew the lyrics to...crap, I don't even remember the title of the song, but it was by the Beatles. Unfortunately I can't stand their music and can only name like three songs by them, nevermind any lyrics. So no $ for me. :'( Why couldn't he have been a Doors fan instead? :P I'd have that in the bag!

Oh, how could I forget dancing for a guy who put a filled water balloon down his pants, and wanted me to pop it during the dances?

jaizaine
07-22-2008, 01:41 AM
I was danving for an old guy and he blurted, "Have you ever been gummed?" I was confused, "What?"

"Gummed." he said.

I shook my head, "I don't think so..." So he took out his teeth from his mouth and said, "Gummed! Gummed! I'd like to gum you!"

I jumped back a bit startled, "Sorry, I don't think you're allowed to gum me."

"Okay." he said... and kept his teeth in his hand for THREE MORE SONGS.

"Would you like to put that away so it doesn't interfere?" I asked.

"Sure," he said. So he put his teeth on my panties on the floor.

hahhahahaha oh fuck i really LOL at that one.

My weirdest one was also sad. Firstly this guy sat down and I started dancing for him and every time I opened my legs (I work in a nude club) he would excitedly hand me another $50 even tho I was only like 30 secs into the dance. So I kept opening my legs, he kept handing me another $50. It became quite ridiculous but of course profitable.

Then at the end of the dance he looked at me and said "I buried my father today".
I felt awful. This poor guy just looked so sad but I hadn't realised until he said so. I held his hand after he told me that and felt obliged to sit with him for a bit.

nekosmeow
07-22-2008, 10:15 AM
oh my God Velvet ! i have danced for he turkey guy too!!!!!! i swear i wasn't able to look at a box of stove top stuffing for weeks afterwards with out giggling!!!!!

paintgoddess
07-22-2008, 11:05 AM
I've danced for someone's ashes before. Dead guy's friends bring his charcoaled body in a tiny urn in to the club on his birthday and tell me that they take him out every year for his birthday, postmortem. Okay... It was 20 bucks.

kitana
07-22-2008, 12:39 PM
Early one night when the club was still pretty quiet, an old guy wanted me to give him a dance. We went into the private dance room where he told me not to strip and we proceeded to ballrooom dance! Got some strange looks from the bouncer, but the old fella was happy and that's what its all about.

I've had that happen before too, lol!

(Only mine was a foxtrot)

RaichelR
12-15-2008, 02:20 PM
I had a really odd one the other night, the guy at first looked harmless, a little creepy, but nothing to worrisome. I dance onstage for my set, he tips me both songs then asks me to come over and dance for him when I'm done. I know he's a semi regular, but my memory is terrible, so I couldnt remember if we'd danced together before, but anyways, here's the point:

We start dancing, and he tells me basically how to move, fine by me it makes it easier when I guy tells me how he wants me to dance instead of me having to figure it out. Then he gets to where he wants me to call him daddy, creepy but not too odd, along with wanting me to pull his hair and slap his face, it progressively gets worse to where he's telling me to say things such as:
"tell daddy you're only 16"
"tell daddy you want him to take you're virginity"
"tell daddy you like when he fu**s your tight teen pu***"
ect.. towards the end I couldnt even say the stuff, I'd just mumble and hope he didnt ask me to repeat it.

I ended up making like $150 off of him, he had to leave and do something for work, and would be back in an hour, thank God I didnt see him again that night, another customer kept me distracted and ended up making like almost $500 off of him, so that made up for the creepy guy.


But EWWWWW! Seriously, what older guy (50s), gets turned on by someone very young looking (me), pretending to be a teenager, and pretending he was my father and he's having sex with me. I almost threw up in my mouth dancing for him, no joke, my stomach was legitamately nauseus. Ugh.

Could you of talked like that? I swear, men like that... I really pray to God that they don't have children, and are never around them..

charlie61
12-15-2008, 02:28 PM
^^ God... you wonder what happened to that guy to make him like that. Ya know? I mean that can't be normal. The whole "Daddy" thing can just be dirty talk...but the 16 year old virginity thing? I think it's sad...

(and obviously it's even more sad if he's done anything to hurt anybody...but it's sad for him too.)

RaichelR
12-15-2008, 02:59 PM
It's like... if they had that sick fantasy, I'd totally prefer they act it out in a strip club, or with an escort or something of the sort.. instead of with an actual child, but still yes.. it makes you wonder what happened to them, but I dont want to ask.

I was talking to a male customer/friend afterwards, and even he was like no thats just sick, I think it was more of the fact he wanted to get so much into the "father/daughter" role, with such a drastic age difference between us..

the last thing in my mind is anything sexual when I think of my dad, it makes my stomach turn calling a man daddy in any sexual context..

my boyfriend says it occasionally, but nothing near to the degree that man did, I keep forgetting to tell him it bothers me, lol

charlie61
12-15-2008, 03:22 PM
^^ Yeah, whenever I hear it used sexually, people are using it for fun--it's more about a power dynamic than a father/daughter thing, ya know? It's just a synonym for 'boss' basically. So when people are role playing and whatnot, I think that's why it's used.

And it's a pretty common theory (meaning it has validity) that sex workers provide release for some people who know their desires are inappropriate. People may laugh at what we do, but I'd like to think we make a difference in at least some peoples' lives (and in an endless variety of ways).

__end threadjack!__

KennedyWinters
12-16-2008, 05:01 AM
This is sort of tame comparitively, but none the less:
He was a strawberry blonde, average to good looking, around 30. He decided he wanted dances with me and seemed decisive in a nonchalant way. He would not sit in the booth. Didn't want to be touched. But it wasn't like "I don't want stripper glitter and perfume on me when I go home" it was more of a weird cold, "I'm too good for you" thing.
Then he starts telling me to twirl, keep twirling! We do our dances in like 4x4 mirrored booths with the customer on a chair. Well, every now and then he'd have me stop, freeze and look at him while his eyes glazed over in deep thought. He got a bunch of dances but at least 5 of them (at 40 apiece mind you) I spent completely still, holding my own ass and looking back into the mirror like a pin up. I was all achey from it later but so what? Besides his strange faraway look and cool-guy commands it was east money. Days later it happened again but he got caught up, lost in time and didn't have enough money so he ran out. I sort if felt bad bcuz I'm not sure he was really cognizant enough during the dances to have agreed to more dances.

prettyprincess
12-16-2008, 05:27 PM
I guess this isn't that strange but anyway-
I have this black velvet chocker with rhinestones. It fastens like a collar in the back. I used to dance for this guy that would start off our dances with putting the collar on. Sort of a master/slave thing I guess. I always played into it and would say "may I please keep dancing for you master," "oh master, don't make me stop" lol.

Kellydancer
12-16-2008, 05:37 PM
I had an armpit guy too. This guy wanted to buy dances from me. That wasn't strange, but the fact he wanted to sniff my armpits all during the dances instead of me dancing. He actually wanted me to come in the next day without putting on deodorant because he loved the "natural" smell.

Then there was the guy who wanted me to verbally assault him. He got off on being told he was worthless, no woman would want him, etc. The ironic thing was he was very good looking, like a Ken doll.

This one guy came in a few times dressed as Dr Frankenfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show. Wanted a dance from me with him dressed like this. I guess this isn't so weird after reading some of the other stories.

I never danced for this guy, but this one guy used come in with his teddy bear and get dances for it.

Otoki
12-17-2008, 12:55 AM
A friend of mine gave a lapdance to a pregnant woman. The woman kept asking her to feel her belly for the baby to kick. Two weeks later the woman came back and got more lapdances. This time she revealed the baby had died and she was getting it removed later that afternoon, but she wanted the stripper to dance on her dead baby first.
This takes the cake. Holy fuck.

QueenNariia
12-17-2008, 08:55 PM
one time a guy(probably bout 50-55) asked me to wear an apron and talk about cooking while i danced for him and he would tip me extra(ok cool)... but the kicker was he only wanted to talk about boiling live lobsters!!!! ive nver cooked lobster so i just was kinda making it up as i went.... the more detailed i was about preparing the lobsters the more excited he got... so i had heard on a movie or something that lobsters sometimes make a noise when u toss em in pot live, like kind of a "scream" of sorts, so in my head i made up a story about how i love to hear the little buggers scream when i toss em in the pot, and i like to play with myself while i watch em boil. he came in his pants. and tipped me an extra $50. creepy.

charlie61
12-17-2008, 09:56 PM
^^ Heh heh...I guess that's...relatively harmless? O_o

veronicachick
12-18-2008, 03:52 PM
Im a freak magnet too...ok a few more:



Old guy that came in all the time...he'd keep his WIFE'S USED vibrator (the same one every time) in his pocket and want you to masturbate with it. Stopped getting dances with me when I refused to touch it or have it touch me in any way...just ..ewww



omg. is this a really old guy and it's a small purple vibrator??? if it is... I have encountered him too.lmao.

MysteriousMisty
12-18-2008, 04:19 PM
Every time I think I've given the strangest dance, some weirdo always comes along to top it. But one of the strangest dances I ever gave was to a man wearing pantyhose. The next strangest was for a man who paid me to literally rip out his chest hairs. These days I'm under the impression that its not so strange anymore to come across guys who pay hundreds of dollars for you to grind their nuts with your heels during a dance.

Rocket!
12-20-2008, 02:15 PM
I guess my weirdest story is just funny. I once danced for a guy to the song "Total Eclipse of the Heart" (the girl onstage was in a goofy mood to choose that song) and he sang the whole song to me, word for word, at the top of his lungs. He was really into it.

lilymiaomiao
12-20-2008, 06:31 PM
My weirdest guy also wanted his nipples played with. He has a sub and ass fetish, our conversation went something like this:


him: Have I been a bad boy?
me: I don't know.
him: Tell me I've been a bad boy!
Me: You've been a very bad boy, you've been so bad.
Him: Whats- What's going to happen to me?
Me: Um... I'm going to punish you.
Him: Oh no!
Me: Oh yes! I'm going to punish you because you've been so bad.
Him: What are you going to do to me?
Me: I'm going to.. spank you.
Him: No!
Me: Hard. I'm going to spank you hard.
Him: Are you going to pull my pants down?
Me: Umm... yes. I'm going to pull both of your pants down! Your pants, and your underpants!
Him: Oh my God!!! And- and is everyone gonna be watching???
Me: Yes, everyone.
Him: Who?
Me: Everyone.
Him: Who everyone?
Me: Umm... everyone in here. All the girls.
Him: Oh my God!!! *almost crying* Which girls?!!!
Me: Uh... those over there.
Him: *puts on his glasses, squints* Which ones, those?
Me: Yeah, the ones in white.
Him: Like, the bartenders, or the rub girls?
Me: All of them.
Him: Oh!!! Oh my GOD!!!! *almost crying again*
Me: Yes, I'm going to pull your pants down, and ALL the girls will be standing in a circle, watching you, and we're going to all spank you on your BARE ASS, all at the SAME TIME!!!
Him: OH MY GOD I"M GOING TO BE SO EMBARRAsSED!!! What- What should I call you?
Me: Umm... Miss... Fanny.
Him: Miss Panties???
Me: Yes.
Him: Oh, I like that. I like it alot. Miss Panties. Mmm. You can just pinch the tips of my nipples now, Miss Panties.

mediocrity
12-20-2008, 06:44 PM
^^ That is the best EVER. Hahaha.

QueenNariia
12-20-2008, 07:27 PM
my weirdest guy also wanted his nipples played with. He has a sub and ass fetish, our conversation went something like this:


Him: Have i been a bad boy?
Me: I don't know.
Him: Tell me i've been a bad boy!
Me: You've been a very bad boy, you've been so bad.
Him: Whats- what's going to happen to me?
Me: Um... I'm going to punish you.
Him: Oh no!
Me: Oh yes! I'm going to punish you because you've been so bad.
Him: What are you going to do to me?
Me: I'm going to.. Spank you.
Him: No!
Me: Hard. I'm going to spank you hard.
Him: Are you going to pull my pants down?
Me: Umm... Yes. I'm going to pull both of your pants down! Your pants, and your underpants!
Him: Oh my god!!! And- and is everyone gonna be watching???
Me: Yes, everyone.
Him: Who?
Me: Everyone.
Him: Who everyone?
Me: Umm... Everyone in here. All the girls.
Him: Oh my god!!! *almost crying* which girls?!!!
Me: Uh... Those over there.
Him: *puts on his glasses, squints* which ones, those?
Me: Yeah, the ones in white.
Him: Like, the bartenders, or the rub girls?
Me: All of them.
Him: Oh!!! Oh my god!!!! *almost crying again*
me: Yes, i'm going to pull your pants down, and all the girls will be standing in a circle, watching you, and we're going to all spank you on your bare ass, all at the same time!!!
Him: Oh my god i"m going to be so embarrassed!!! What- what should i call you?
Me: Umm... Miss... Fanny.
Him: Miss panties???
Me: Yes.
Him: Oh, i like that. I like it alot. Miss panties. Mmm. You can just pinch the tips of my nipples now, miss panties.

rofflmmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Otoki
12-22-2008, 07:35 PM
My weirdest guy also wanted his nipples played with. He has a sub and ass fetish, our conversation went something like this:


him: Have I been a bad boy?
me: I don't know.
him: Tell me I've been a bad boy!
Me: You've been a very bad boy, you've been so bad.
Him: Whats- What's going to happen to me?
Me: Um... I'm going to punish you.
Him: Oh no!
Me: Oh yes! I'm going to punish you because you've been so bad.
Him: What are you going to do to me?
Me: I'm going to.. spank you.
Him: No!
Me: Hard. I'm going to spank you hard.
Him: Are you going to pull my pants down?
Me: Umm... yes. I'm going to pull both of your pants down! Your pants, and your underpants!
Him: Oh my God!!! And- and is everyone gonna be watching???
Me: Yes, everyone.
Him: Who?
Me: Everyone.
Him: Who everyone?
Me: Umm... everyone in here. All the girls.
Him: Oh my God!!! *almost crying* Which girls?!!!
Me: Uh... those over there.
Him: *puts on his glasses, squints* Which ones, those?
Me: Yeah, the ones in white.
Him: Like, the bartenders, or the rub girls?
Me: All of them.
Him: Oh!!! Oh my GOD!!!! *almost crying again*
Me: Yes, I'm going to pull your pants down, and ALL the girls will be standing in a circle, watching you, and we're going to all spank you on your BARE ASS, all at the SAME TIME!!!
Him: OH MY GOD I"M GOING TO BE SO EMBARRAsSED!!! What- What should I call you?
Me: Umm... Miss... Fanny.
Him: Miss Panties???
Me: Yes.
Him: Oh, I like that. I like it alot. Miss Panties. Mmm. You can just pinch the tips of my nipples now, Miss Panties.
I like that he was almost crying. Hilarious.

charlie61
12-23-2008, 03:32 AM
^^ I like the massive buildup that ends with him just wanting her to pinch the tips of his nipples. Hahaha

CherryBomb954
12-23-2008, 01:56 PM
Weirdest dance.....and I almost feel bad saying it, but I'm sorry it was weird..

Me and a girl did double dances for a pair of wheelchair-bound guys one time, but they were like extreme cases. It seems they both may have had MS or some other very deformative disease. They were both pretty bad off. One guy could barely speak, he could only shout what he wanted very vaguely and the other had a little whistle thing he blew into.
So nice and sweet, both of them though. They smiled the whole time and tipped really well, but it was just extremely akward. I felt like I would break either one of them apart or hurt them if I leaned too much up against them or sat on them too hard. It was really nerve-wrecking.

Gotta give it to them though, life handed them not such a nice deck of cards, and there they were, smiling and living it up at the SC! They had better attitudes then most "normal" people. Says something.

davka
12-24-2008, 11:32 PM
CherryBomb, good for you to have done that with a smile on your face and saw them as good guys. It must have been hard, but you probably made their night- hell, their lives. So awesome. Strippers can be such saints!

My weirdest dance was a pilot who asked me to interview as a stewardess during the dance.

SpeakngEZ
12-25-2008, 11:55 PM
..eek.

The Democratic Convention had come to Massachusetts. Into my club had come the Politician (who I only shook hands with), a couple members of his political team and a couple friends. A woman he worked with took a liking to me and I ended up giving her brother a LD while her husband (who was in a wheelchair) was getting a dance right next to us. Midway through the dance, his sister shows up and includes herself, and -they- start getting it on, kissing, his hand down her pants, the works. Now, I'm not one to judge anyone, not even for incest, but when the brother decided it was time to take his pants off, I had to end dance #2.

What made it worse, was that they were drunk and hell and getting them to focus and pay me was a chaotic nightmare--first getting them to stop fucking each other to pay me, then going back and forth between them and the husband searching for a $100 bill, even having to stop the brother from starting a dance with the girl that had been dancing for the husband. This was over the course of one or two songs.

At least I got the brother to put his pants back on. And the politician bought me a stiff drink.

Otoki
12-31-2008, 03:17 PM
Weirdest dance.....and I almost feel bad saying it, but I'm sorry it was weird..

Me and a girl did double dances for a pair of wheelchair-bound guys one time, but they were like extreme cases. It seems they both may have had MS or some other very deformative disease. They were both pretty bad off. One guy could barely speak, he could only shout what he wanted very vaguely and the other had a little whistle thing he blew into.
So nice and sweet, both of them though. They smiled the whole time and tipped really well, but it was just extremely akward. I felt like I would break either one of them apart or hurt them if I leaned too much up against them or sat on them too hard. It was really nerve-wrecking.

Gotta give it to them though, life handed them not such a nice deck of cards, and there they were, smiling and living it up at the SC! They had better attitudes then most "normal" people. Says something.
While the wheelchairs make things awkward, I love dancing for those dudes. They're usually very polite, and really appreciative.

This one guy and I had an on-going joke about him bringing a bucket of AIDS in for me next time. Hilarious.

Otoki
12-31-2008, 03:19 PM
..eek.

The Democratic Convention had come to Massachusetts. Into my club had come the Politician (who I only shook hands with), a couple members of his political team and a couple friends. A woman he worked with took a liking to me and I ended up giving her brother a LD while her husband (who was in a wheelchair) was getting a dance right next to us. Midway through the dance, his sister shows up and includes herself, and -they- start getting it on, kissing, his hand down her pants, the works. Now, I'm not one to judge anyone, not even for incest, but when the brother decided it was time to take his pants off, I had to end dance #2.

What made it worse, was that they were drunk and hell and getting them to focus and pay me was a chaotic nightmare--first getting them to stop fucking each other to pay me, then going back and forth between them and the husband searching for a $100 bill, even having to stop the brother from starting a dance with the girl that had been dancing for the husband. This was over the course of one or two songs.

At least I got the brother to put his pants back on. And the politician bought me a stiff drink.
Ho. Ly. Shit. They were seriously fucking? In public? In front of the woman's husband?

AngelEyezXYZ
12-31-2008, 04:27 PM
I have two and they are tied for weirdest to me:

1. There's this really fat dude with big boobs and all the dancers call him "baby dick". I'd never danced with him before, but once I did, he wanted me to pinch his nipples while telling him he had a "baby dick and big nasty titties". Over and over again. I couldn't do it for very long. He tipped well but it was just weird.

2. I was dancing for a guy and things were going really well, when all of a sudden a very angry woman stormed into the lap dance room and stood over us while yelling at the dude, who I presumed to be her husband. She said she'd seen his car outside the club and obviously expected him to get up and leave with her, but when I tried to let him go, he told me to stay and that he'd pay me extra, so I stayed. It was a little scary, but the chick stood there the WHOLE time with her arms crossed. I danced at least four songs. It was years ago so I don't remember exactly.

Luna Louise
01-02-2009, 09:22 PM
I had this squirly guy that looked like the scientist from BACK TO THE FUTURE and he wanted me to pretend I was his "mommy" fucking him in the ass during the lap dance. Now, this was just a $20 dance and there were other girls dancing in booths around us. He sat down, wrapped his legs around my waist and said "fuck me mommy" (totally sober with no prior indication that he was this way). Then he kept them around me and wimpered loudly "no mommy, no that hurts," etc. Loud as fuck and making crying sounds. It was so absurd that I wanted to call my parents and thank them for not being weirdo's.

Another dude used to come in (really fat fuck, like a tick) and he wanted me to pretend I was a cop and I was arresting and beating him. I know he had gotten into some trouble with the law and gotten beaten up (for being a dumb ass I'm sure). He would back talk me and try to get me to really fuck him up. I have a lot of customers that like me to hurt them a bit (I'm muscular and look very dominant) but he used to annoy the piss out of me and I would really hit him. HARD. I would take my shoes off and stab his legs and hit him till my hands hurt. Strange.

Another fetish/dom dude wanted me to embarrass him. He annoyed the shit out of me and I walked him around on a leash in the champange room and put color stay lip stick on him, kicked him in the balls and then made him eat a cigarette butt I found. I didn't see him after that night. Lol. Mission accomplished.

mediocrity
01-04-2009, 05:52 PM
Half an hour VIP last night with a guy who had no arms or legs. It was actually kinda easy though, I didn't have to worry about stepping on his toes! And he was INCREDIBLY mobile. In and out of the wheelchair, etc etc. So we got to do the dances in a regular booth!

Ruby Ruckus
01-05-2009, 02:05 AM
how did he get out of the wheelchair with no arms? just curious

mediocrity
01-05-2009, 04:51 AM
how did he get out of the wheelchair with no arms? just curious

Girl it was INCREDIBLE. He just "jumped" (best way to describe it) down to the floor and "hopped" around as needed. He even signed the VIP tab... and his "handwriting" was better than mine.

rusdancer
01-05-2009, 09:21 AM
Holy shit!These are some of the weirder stories we've ever had on here.The lobster one had me laugh to tears...

Otoki
01-07-2009, 09:57 AM
Girl it was INCREDIBLE. He just "jumped" (best way to describe it) down to the floor and "hopped" around as needed. He even signed the VIP tab... and his "handwriting" was better than mine.
That's pretty badass.

davka
01-13-2009, 01:12 PM
I wonder if he can work it in bed. ;)

ravenblack
10-03-2010, 06:46 PM
lol great thread ok weirdest dances ever let me see im into the really strange guys it spices my night up i would of loved to do a show for the poor lil dead stripper i almost dyed laughing when i read it but i would have to say the pee guy this guy wanted me to tell him that i would piss all over his dirty lil face i could hardly say it without laughing and the people in the otherooms were laughing and it made it so hard for me it was great i loved it

ladyambition
10-04-2010, 01:22 PM
I had a guy who became a regular of mine for several years but he had the most weird fetish ever. He would get a four hour vip or five if he had time and we go back there and he had me pretend to pick up groceries. Like pretend groceries, he liked me saying I am going to the deli. He would ask what deli meat or cheese I picked. This lasted hours, the guy never had me topless or sit on his lap. He was just so happy to talk about this, he always tipped well too. But too bad I had to move. This guy was great

Then I had a weirdo who always had me put my hair in pigtails and pretended to be 5. I had to talk like a five year old and act like one. I was supposed to be his daughter and I was supposed to be complaining how my five year old friends are jealous of me and made me promise not to tell mommy. Soo gross. He would go and on and on for a two hr room. After the third time, I couldn't do it anymore. I rather b broke than feeling like being in a room with a pedafile. It bothered me a lot so much, I avoided the guy everytime I see him so much that he never came back. it was sooo wrong, and to made it sad, I work with 5 year olds for my day job.

4everresolutions
10-04-2010, 01:28 PM
^ Honestly, better that he's acting out that fetish with an adult than trying it on a real 5-year-old.

Mind you, best would be him going into therapy.

ladyambition
10-04-2010, 06:06 PM
It was just awful but he went to such great detail, it made me wanna throw up.

Otoki
10-05-2010, 12:27 AM
the man who thought I was just as into his choking and hair pulling fetish as he was so he decided to choke me with a huge grin on his face. I kept telling him to stop as I gasped for breath but he thought I was "role playing" while he whispered all this sick shit in my ear.

Oh HELL no! I'm really sorry that happened to you. I hope the bouncers opened the door with his face.

MOP
10-05-2010, 08:28 AM
This thread just gave me life.....i love my job. Ha!

xGigi
10-05-2010, 11:54 AM
there are two that stick out in my memory...

one guy kept buying dances and eventually a CR because he told me I looked like his daughter.

another guy bought about 5 or 6 lap dances so he could sit me down next to him and yell "what the fuck are you doing with your life?" at me over and over

charlie61
10-05-2010, 06:48 PM
^ To which you reply, "What am I doing with my life? Taking money from people like you."