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RoseLeigh
07-26-2008, 01:07 AM
Happy birthday!

Polekitten
07-26-2008, 04:44 AM
I only just saw 5this thread! Happy belated birthday hon, I hope it was a good one.

Bunny
07-26-2008, 10:39 PM
Hope you had a great birthday!

High-Heel-Lover
07-27-2008, 02:38 AM
Very late but still Happy Birthday :) I hope it was wonderful!

kikiwiki
07-27-2008, 03:25 AM
Happy Birthday!

All Good Things
07-27-2008, 10:02 PM
Thank you so much everybody for your warm wishes, kind words and special generosity of spirit.

The weekend has been one whirlwind of uncontrollable insanity and I've only just now been able to come up for air and post again.

There is far too much to write about, and since the really good stuff breaks 5 different TOO posting rules, I'll have to give you the highlights only:

1. Halfway through a 14-course tasting menu at Citronelle's in Georgetown, the manager, whom I know quite well, takes me aside with a wry smile and says, "Look, I'll toss them out long before I ever move you, but I think your conversation is turning the grey-haired ladies a few different shades of blue." Aha, I thought. So they had no appreciation for our discussion of threesomes, the predominance of incest fantasies, daddy issues, BDSM toys, finger-fucking on Rodeo Drive and how many dancers being tipped Benjis could fit in the back of a Lincoln Town Car (a lot).

2. My gift on Saturday was a black t-shirt with a white inscription so obnoxious and shocking that Nicolina burst out laughing and insisted on buying it for me right away. "It's absolutely perfect -- it describes what I wish you would say to me." This comes as a shock to me because the message roughly approximates, in terms of sophistication, the shirt being worn by the female cashier: "There is more to me than my enormous penis."

3. The first time outside of phone sex that I've ever seen a woman orgasm without my actually touching her for that specific purpose. And it wasn't "Harry Met Sally." It was pretty awesome, though. More her talent than mine, I'm convinced.

4. After seeing what appeared to be a panty bomb explode in the outer suite room, accompanied by sounds not normally heard in nature, the waitstaff got wise to coming into the suite at all. Even when delivering room service, they would call on the phone politely and say, "We are waiting outside the door with your room service delivery."

5. I was stocked up on 5 bottles of Italian red wine, 2 bottles of California white, Courvoisier VSOP, about 250 mg of three different benzos, enough Wellbutrin to jump-start Keith Richards, not just the porn box, but the actual porn debut of the insanely hott Nicolina, whose ass has actually improved with age, like a fine wine, together with live commentary by the star; champagne, chocolate, rich coffee, ice water, silk bathrobes, 5 telephones, two showers, French doors, two flat-screen TVs, 24-hour room service and a day spa with an 18-page menu. But I forgot that there was nobody to feed the guinea pigs or Jasmine, the 72-lb love dog. So it was off to take care of the little ones throughout the weekend.

cutey5032
07-27-2008, 10:12 PM
Damn, TOO! You sure do love yourself some fance ;)

carmen_b
07-27-2008, 10:46 PM
Jealous of all of it ( in particular , points 1 and 5 ...and damn curious about point 3 ) .

GoldCoastGirl
07-27-2008, 11:40 PM
Happy happy happy happy happy birthday !!!!!!!!


Thank you for everything TOO ! Thank you :)

stripperMBA
07-28-2008, 01:33 AM
happy birthday!!!!!!!!! Late though that may be. Hope this year brings you happiness.

UtahMike
07-28-2008, 10:36 AM
Damn, TOO! Why don't you come to Utah, say for the Sundance Film Fest, and throw a party?

Lexi
07-28-2008, 11:55 AM
.......

Chrissy68
07-28-2008, 02:01 PM
Sounds fabulous! *is jealous*