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UtahMike
08-10-2008, 12:07 AM
that question was in reference to SCs and being a junkie and was meant to be a fun, light-hearted question.

you decided to be a total prick about with your response.
I guess maybe you don't want as much advice as you said you did. That was good advice. Think about applying it.

Here's some other advice: when you are going to call someone online an insulting name, wait 24 hours before posting. If you still want to make yourself look like an ass, go ahead and post.

Even more advice you probably don't want: when a moderator (on any board) makes a gentle suggestion, it is usually NOT a good idea to tell them to mind their own business.

GSWRD
08-10-2008, 09:03 PM
Even more advice you probably don't want: when a moderator (on any board) makes a gentle suggestion, it is usually NOT a good idea to tell them to mind their own business.when did this happen?

GSWRD
08-13-2008, 08:48 PM
^^^





And that's all I have to say about that.lol, your interpretation skills = not good at all.

and it's not even an ambiguous post. Where in that post does it say "mind your own business"?

UtahMike
08-13-2008, 10:42 PM
I've said all I have to say about that.

ahc1978
08-14-2008, 05:50 PM
It's obvious you're not going to heed the advice of anyone on here, so I am not sure why I am offering any.

If you're not going to give up strip clubbing (which I agree that you should at your age), you should do it on a Monday or Tuesday night or some other slow night.

The reasons for that are twofold. First, strip clubbing on these nights will not interfere with your regular clubbing with friends on Friday and Saturday nights. You're far more likely to meet a hot single girl at a normal club than at a strip club. Second, those sorts of nights are slower at the strip club which means your dollar goes further on those nights.

Best of luck. Don't be a sucker. And learn to show some deference and respect to more senior members of message boards you frequent.

GSWRD
08-15-2008, 07:18 PM
It's obvious you're not going to heed the advice of anyone on here, so I am not sure why I am offering any.

lol, what is this? gang up on GSWRD time? What makes you think I'm not going to heed the advice of anyone on here.

slims099
08-27-2008, 03:21 PM
Sorry if this repeats, I'm sure it does. Oh well.


I'm assuming most of you guys are veterans (not only of SCs, but also life) and way older than me (I'm 22), do you guys have any advice for a young SC junkie like myself?

DONT'S...

Don't ever believe a stripper about a THING they say unless they see you outside the club to just hang as friends (some of em do that), or until they fuck you outside the club (some of em certainly do that :-) ). Otherwise all the bullshit about "you're my favorite, I love you, I miss you, let's be friends", is what it is... Bullshit. I'm starting to give those girls less and less of my time because it's a waste, and a waste of money, usually. There's between 15-80 girls in the clubs I go to at any given time, lots to choose from.

^^^ I'm NOT knocking them, it's their job, respect that part for sure, just don't go thinking they'll be with you forever.

The ones that thinks their shit doesn't stink, tell them to fuck off. When they crawl back... laugh! ;D

However...

DO'S

DO treat them nicely and with respect, but be firm.

DO be outgoing.

DO be a flirt if you want.

DO spend money when you go there and not just sit around.

DO try to get some, but it usually just won't happen lol.


Man I could write a book!

slims099
08-27-2008, 03:23 PM
i agree with Chili Palmer. you're too young to be a SC junkie chasing tail in a sc. instead, enjoy your youth and freedom by chasing it out on the streets, but do feel free to come back when you have one of the following: a wife who just doesn't understand you, mortgage, kids, alimony payments, peptic ulcer, weekly therapy sessions, toupee, ED, etc. however, if you insist on becoming an SC junkie. the best advice i can add to the others is to never wear underwear. it only gets in the way.

Abso-fucking-lutely!

safado
08-27-2008, 03:50 PM
Don't ever believe a stripper about a THING they say unless they see you outside the club to just hang as friends (some of em do that), or until they fuck you outside the club (some of em certainly do that :-) ).


How do you know when a stripper is lying?



Her lips are moving.

safado
08-27-2008, 03:54 PM
I'm assuming most of you guys are veterans (not only of SCs, but also life) and way older than me (I'm 22), do you guys have any advice for a young SC junkie like myself?

Instead of spending money at a strip club, put the money in a "vacation account" and do some traveling while you are young and can enjoy it, there is a whole world out there.

GSWRD
08-27-2008, 06:54 PM
Instead of spending money at a strip club, put the money in a "vacation account" and do some traveling while you are young and can enjoy it, there is a whole world out there.I do travel quite a bit, I've been to almost every continent 8)

hockeybobby
08-27-2008, 07:28 PM
Some sage advice: First, save 10% of everything you earn...then pay your bills, and then have fun with the balance remaining. Wine, women, song, stripclubs, it doesn't matter. Simple, self-moderating plan.

GSWRD
08-27-2008, 08:18 PM
Some sage advice: First, save 10% of everything you earn...then pay your bills, and then have fun with the balance remaining. Wine, women, song, stripclubs, it doesn't matter. Simple, self-moderating plan.I learned how to save at a really young age:)

that.... and I was a finance major in college.


my 401k is maxed out
my roth ira is maxed out for the year
i have two funds and a pretty diversified portfolio of equity
i also have 8 months of "living costs" tied up in a money market account in case of an emergency.and everything else..... goes into 1. strip clubs/alcohol 2. tickets to my fav sports teams

GSWRD
08-27-2008, 08:20 PM
I didn't mean any disrespect by my previous post, thanks for the advice hockeybobby

Chili Palmer
08-27-2008, 08:38 PM
For some reason, I thought of this post when this happened to me yesterday.

I was chatting with one of my installers (he's 23) about nothing in particular, when he whipped out his cell phone and showed me a candid pic of an absolutely smokin' hot 20-something chick wearing only a bra that was stretched to overcapacity. The next pic was her without the bra. Ay caramba! Amazing. I jokingly asked what strip club she worked at, and he said "Hi-Liter."

Kid doesn't go to strip clubs, but he is tapping that. For free. Seriously, strip clubs are for middle aged guys with Bruce Springsteen "Glory Days" syndrome to frequent. As much as I have gone, I never started going regularly until I was 29. Get out and tap that ass. And don't pay for it like we have to.

CP

azdd
08-27-2008, 10:38 PM
Seriously, strip clubs are for middle aged guys with Bruce Springsteen "Glory Days" syndrome to frequent. As much as I have gone, I never started going regularly until I was 29. Get out and tap that ass. And don't pay for it like we have to.

CP

CP is wise beyond his years (however many that is....). This post reminded me of a quote that I use more and more as the years pass by:

The older I get, the better I was!

bsteve
08-27-2008, 10:39 PM
How do you know when a stripper is lying?

Her lips are moving.

Come on, safado, we can't characterize it as lying. A stripper is a character, just like a character in a movie.

It is not lying. It is an act!

grindonme
08-28-2008, 09:12 AM
Don't get me wrong, I do go to SCs a lot (for someone my age) but I definitely don't think I go quite as much as some posters on this forum. And I don't really go to try to meet/chase girls, it's just the experience that is.... well.... awesome.

Don't worry about me:) I've had a colorful, fulfilling life as a college student and I've experienced just about everything you could possibly experience as a college student.





And just a fyi--->
I think things are very different now..... from what they used to be when you guys are my age. in terms of meeting women and what not.... (post-college)

Other than through friends of friends and parties, the most common place to meet girls is at a club... where you can grind on girls and they grind back.... sometimes even more explicitly than in a SC, and you almost always get to makeout with them... but when you think about how easy it is for you to get this far with the respective girl..... and then you realize that you're not special and it is more than likely that many guys have been doing this with her before you and the many that will after you. The cost of clubbing can be as expensive as a conservative SC visit with the cover for guys, cost of drinks, and this is especially true if you get bottle service.

the quality of socializing is.... not pleasing. But what do I know? I just graduated back in May.... even though I have spent almost every other day, if not every day, going out and getting ridiculously hammered. Hopefully things are not what they seem to me..... but I have a feeling that's what it's going to be like for awhile. At least until after I hit 30. I really hope I'm wrong.

This post right here says you're wise beyond your years, as long as you stick by it you'll be alright. As long as you keep stripclubs in the ENTERTAINMENT category of your life you'll be fine.

GSWRD
08-28-2008, 07:00 PM
For some reason, I thought of this post when this happened to me yesterday.

I was chatting with one of my installers (he's 23) about nothing in particular, when he whipped out his cell phone and showed me a candid pic of an absolutely smokin' hot 20-something chick wearing only a bra that was stretched to overcapacity. The next pic was her without the bra. Ay caramba! Amazing. I jokingly asked what strip club she worked at, and he said "Hi-Liter."

Kid doesn't go to strip clubs, but he is tapping that. For free. Seriously, strip clubs are for middle aged guys with Bruce Springsteen "Glory Days" syndrome to frequent. As much as I have gone, I never started going regularly until I was 29. Get out and tap that ass. And don't pay for it like we have to.

CPits funny you mentioned this.... i met a girl two weeks ago. she was freaking HOT. a 10. But I was friendzoned almost immediately, only after did I find out.... that she's a dancerhttp://smiliesftw.com/x/bowdown.gif (which she totally looks like and I had that impression when we met but I thought it would be too good at the time to be true if she actually was one.... life is ironic)

now we're just friends............ and my friend is hitting that.http://smiliesftw.com/x/tear.gif

GSWRD
08-28-2008, 07:00 PM
This post right here says you're wise beyond your years, as long as you stick by it you'll be alright. As long as you keep stripclubs in the ENTERTAINMENT category of your life you'll be fine.thanks

Fairbay
08-30-2008, 03:25 PM
Stripper rule:

Customer ≠ potential mate

Beyond that, I think it's common knowledge that any guy, if self-confident and interesting/funny enough, can be in any woman's league.

safado
08-30-2008, 04:04 PM
You can turn a housewife into a ho, but you can't turn a ho into a housewife.

MiniMoe
08-31-2008, 07:35 AM
Get a hobby phone so you don't get busted by your girlfriend or wife that likes to look through the bill or you contacts to see who you have been talking to. This also keeps you from getting calls from a lady while you are with your SO.

Bob_Loblaw
08-31-2008, 10:58 AM
Get a hobby phone so you don't get busted by your girlfriend or wife that likes to look through the bill or you contacts to see who you have been talking to. This also keeps you from getting calls from a lady while you are with your SO.
Do you seriously have your own stripper-phone?


http://media.npr.org/programs/morning/features/patc/batman/batphone.jpg

hockeybobby
08-31-2008, 03:00 PM
haha stripperphone.

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10071/normal_1212550685051eq4.jpg

lestat1
08-31-2008, 05:12 PM
For some reason, I thought of this post when this happened to me yesterday.

I was chatting with one of my installers (he's 23) about nothing in particular, when he whipped out his cell phone and showed me a candid pic of an absolutely smokin' hot 20-something chick wearing only a bra that was stretched to overcapacity. The next pic was her without the bra. Ay caramba! Amazing. I jokingly asked what strip club she worked at, and he said "Hi-Liter."

Kid doesn't go to strip clubs, but he is tapping that. For free. Seriously, strip clubs are for middle aged guys with Bruce Springsteen "Glory Days" syndrome to frequent. As much as I have gone, I never started going regularly until I was 29. Get out and tap that ass. And don't pay for it like we have to.

CP

Which raises an important question for the OP. What is the level of your ability with women? Can you obtain dates, sex, girlfriends easily? If so don't bother with the strip club until it's your only option.

GSWRD
08-31-2008, 07:53 PM
Which raises an important question for the OP. What is the level of your ability with women? Can you obtain dates, sex, girlfriends easily? If so don't bother with the strip club until it's your only option.lol, i do alright


i think some of you guys take for granted how fun a SC trip is.... it's not like SCs are my last and only option, it's more like... they're just so damn fun