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Cheyanne
09-05-2009, 07:53 AM
LOL...this is some weird Shit!:P
I thought men were supposed to be the ones who Penetrate Us?
haha...guess i got it wrong.
I'm not interested in some dude who likes to take it up the Ass...:(
I mean, what's next....he gets a Gorgeous Gay Guy who's hung like a Horse...and get to watch the Show...eating Pop-corn and Bon-Bons???
Personally, when i'm with a "Man"...i like to be on the receiving end.
"Butt" if that's what turns you guys on, More Power to Ya.
Funny how these Macho Men are in the Bedroom...haha
ViolaStrings
09-05-2009, 02:03 PM
^ well, if you work in South Florida, you definitely are the one getting penetrated.
Cheyanne
09-05-2009, 04:36 PM
You know it "you Queen!"
I've got more men to choose from than Colonel Sanders has Chicken Legs!
;D
^ well, if you work in South Florida, you definitely are the one getting penetrated.
ViolaStrings
09-05-2009, 05:15 PM
^ I was talking about at work. South Florida puts the assy back in classy.
Cheyanne
09-11-2009, 04:28 AM
Huh?
...try using straight English instead of Slang...no one's getting you???:O
There's more money in S.Fla. than any other place. People with money from all over the world have homes here.
^ I was talking about at work. South Florida puts the assy back in classy.
DesuvsDeath
09-11-2009, 01:18 PM
Huh?
...try using straight English instead of Slang...no one's getting you???:O
::raises hand:: I totally got it. :P
xfatrabbitx
09-14-2009, 06:48 PM
lol i get it too.
and i highly doubt there's more money in s. florida than any other place.. lmao
Firewall
01-05-2010, 11:37 PM
This whole Thread is awesome! :D Someone add to it! *barely did it 7 months ago, nothing kinky..yet* :D
ShanFla
05-05-2010, 06:37 AM
So, almost 7 months later, anyone got more hot stories to tell?
Not to hijack the thread but....to address a previous comment, yes South Florida residents are among the wealthiest in the world. Any statistic I've ever read proves that. Furthermore, we have the biggest concentration of exotic cars, it’s the yachting/boating capital of the world, and boasts some of the most expensive waterfront property in the world.
ViolaStrings
05-05-2010, 10:51 AM
You all clearly haven't checked your facts. There IS money there (for HIGH contact dancers and escorts, because that's just the norm there, I would know) but there are MUCH richer areas of the country with a lot lower contact. What matters to me is a combination of laws that are fair to dancers and a concentration of wealth. South Florida is nasty as far as what dancers are expected to do.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highest-income_places_in_the_United_States#100_highest-income_places_with_a_population_of_at_least_50.2C0 00
sxcbbw
05-05-2010, 11:00 AM
I don't have a recent hot story, but I will in 12 hours ;)
pixierocksonthepole
05-05-2010, 11:50 AM
I don't have a recent hot story, but I will in 12 hours ;)
And I shall be back to hear it lol.
I'm currently unable to enjoy such greatness. ::)
sxcbbw
05-05-2010, 01:46 PM
He's sat repairing my mother's laptop, sitting on the new mattress. ffs.
HELLOOOOO, SERVICABLE WOMAN RIGHT HERE. Men.
ShanFla
05-05-2010, 03:16 PM
You all clearly haven't checked your facts. There IS money there (for HIGH contact dancers and escorts, because that's just the norm there, I would know) but there are MUCH richer areas of the country with a lot lower contact. What matters to me is a combination of laws that are fair to dancers and a concentration of wealth. South Florida is nasty as far as what dancers are expected to do.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highest-income_places_in_the_United_States#100_highest-income_places_with_a_population_of_at_least_50.2C0 00
I misunderstood your comment. But I also understand customers here demand lots of extras. Contact, doesn’t bother me as that’s kinda why I dance. It’s the fucking slut dogs that will bend over and get fingered for a dollar that makes me puke.
But as long as your using Wikipedia ( not really a legitmate site, IMHO, for discussing finacncial data ) A better barometer of exactly what is going on in SOUTH FLORIDA would be to use, Florida cities Ranked by Per Capita Income and then group the cities within South Florida, and total those numbers,,,, I trust my point will be clearer.
On to the fun stuff, I can 't wait to hear more jucy stories!
I think it weird to fuck a "straight" man up the ass.
charlie61
05-05-2010, 06:04 PM
^ Oh boy. That's a drama llama waiting to happen. Everyone, stay calm. Ignore post.
sxcbbw
05-05-2010, 06:15 PM
But I was just going to-
I mean explaining surely-
But but but-
Oh, fine. >:I
ShanFla
05-05-2010, 06:52 PM
Ah, comon please share the story, i'm on the edge of my seat.......Don't let that one screw up tellin a jucy story. I'm dying to hear ya girl!!!!!
charlie61
05-05-2010, 07:12 PM
^ She's restraining herself from responding to the close-minded person who posted above her...not holding back a story.
Spankie55
05-05-2010, 10:05 PM
OMG I want to play with my man's bootie hole so bad,and I don't know why!! Some times when he hits it from behind I try to sneak my foot in there,but he flips out
I did have the best sex ever last night though :)
He slammed me up against the wall and called me his dirty slut,and then blew it all over my face :) God I love him so much:)
Surprise
05-05-2010, 11:39 PM
Some times when he hits it from behind I try to sneak my foot in there,but he flips out
ahhhhh!! i do this!! zomg he hates it. when we're cuddling, or he gets out of the shower i try to poke him and he goes AHHHH and jumps a few feet. ;D
sxcbbw
05-06-2010, 12:28 AM
Hooo boy I have a textwall for you when I get back from downtown. Post-Star Wars sex is a new part of my life.
Im not closed minded i just dont get it.
Spankie55
05-06-2010, 08:52 AM
^We're kinky girls.. We like to try new things :)
jennsweet
05-06-2010, 09:08 AM
lol, pony bf:) HAHHA!!!! i see a pattern here... i guess we are attracted to some pretty fucked up sexually AWESOME bfs!
ShanFla
05-06-2010, 10:04 AM
The freaker the better! Hey ya only go on this ride once, make it count!
charlie61
05-06-2010, 10:08 AM
Im not closed minded i just dont get it.
Being curious is one thing, but being judgmental is a whole different animal. Next time you just don't 'get' something, avoid posting anything that sounds like this: "I think it weird to fuck a "straight" man up the ass."
Spankie55
05-06-2010, 12:17 PM
Next time you just don't 'get' something, avoid posting anything that sounds like this: "I think it weird to fuck a "straight" man up the ass."
Agreed.
Fuckin my man in the ass is the least freaky thing on my mind :)
shasta
05-06-2010, 12:51 PM
I misunderstood your comment. But I also understand customers here demand lots of extras. Contact, doesn’t bother me as that’s kinda why I dance. It’s the fucking slut dogs that will bend over and get fingered for a dollar that makes me puke.
But as long as your using Wikipedia ( not really a legitmate site, IMHO, for discussing finacncial data ) A better barometer of exactly what is going on in SOUTH FLORIDA would be to use, Florida cities Ranked by Per Capita Income and then group the cities within South Florida, and total those numbers,,,, I trust my point will be clearer.
On to the fun stuff, I can 't wait to hear more jucy stories!
What the hell? Some of us dance for money!
sxcbbw
05-06-2010, 04:55 PM
Oh Jesus. Okay, you wanted a hot story, this one gets hot AND amusing.
So, we were watching Star Wars til about 5am last night, and promptly passed out snuggling. Being a freak of nature that doesn't sleep much, I get up around 9am, watch him sleep while I do computer stuff, get dressed etc.
But shit, that is so boring. So I roll back into bed around 1pm for snuggles, snuggles turn into makeouts, makeouts turn into awesome cowgirl. About an hour later, I come downstairs.
Oh, hi mom. What? Really?
Yeah turns out I was YES, YES, YESSSSSing while my mother and grandparents were downstairs having a post-funeral cup of tea. FML.
inThePine
05-06-2010, 05:20 PM
^I love the contrast of your relatives having a classy cup of tea while you're getting down and dirty. Lol when this has happened to me someone always knocks on the door, I'm not sure which is worse. At least you got to finish though...
pixierocksonthepole
05-06-2010, 07:46 PM
Oh Jesus. Okay, you wanted a hot story, this one gets hot AND amusing.
So, we were watching Star Wars til about 5am last night, and promptly passed out snuggling. Being a freak of nature that doesn't sleep much, I get up around 9am, watch him sleep while I do computer stuff, get dressed etc.
But shit, that is so boring. So I roll back into bed around 1pm for snuggles, snuggles turn into makeouts, makeouts turn into awesome cowgirl. About an hour later, I come downstairs.
Oh, hi mom. What? Really?
Yeah turns out I was YES, YES, YESSSSSing while my mother and grandparents were downstairs having a post-funeral cup of tea. FML.
My husband and I had a night like this...apparently his parents and grandmother were in the living room right below us drinking coffee and talking. This was also before we were married and his Grandmother is very conservative. We were told the bed ...gave it away lol.
Totally worth it though.
Firewall
05-06-2010, 07:50 PM
[quote=ShanFla;1931814]So, almost 7 months later, anyone got more hot stories to tell?quote]
bah I'd have to really think about it, but the most uncommon thing I've done I think is that my husband and I did anal before we had sex. It was a personal goal of mine to save sex for wedding night. I'm definitely not religious, just wanted to say I could, but I still wanted to please him. He's definitely into it, lol!
jennsweet
05-06-2010, 07:57 PM
^^if me and my bf only did anal before we got married... HE WOULD NEVER SET A DATE LMAO!!! He's into it so much lol
Firewall
05-06-2010, 09:56 PM
bahaha. yeah. mine just happened to be, so it was sort of a way around not having sex before the wedding. I was like sure, why not? :P