Log in

View Full Version : Stereotypical Stripper



Pages : 1 [2]

Xiomara
08-15-2008, 04:24 PM
Just like at the club....if a man is not spending money on me at walmart,the gas station,the park..etc...i have NO CONVERSATION. sorry guy!
Also like said above...I know Im worth more than a few bucks.

kitkatkawaii
08-15-2008, 04:53 PM
* I talk about women like I'm a straight man or bi/lesbian and think nothing of it - eg. 'Look at that great nice ass!' 'She's got nice legs' or 'How big are those tits?' .... and often forget thats offensive to most people. Oops!

* I grope myself at random

* Random leg bruises

* I pay for everything in cash

* Liberal use of scented body products

* Master of fake lashes

* pink, sparkly, shiny, fluffy = good

* Noon is too early to be up

* Very jaded about relationships and the idea of monogamy

* I can shop with the best of 'em

* Fake tit radar

* Crazy dysfunctional background

* Fucked up in the past, and know people more fucked up than me

* Lifetime supply of undies: check



Seriously!

add to that:
the baby wipe obsession

inability to sleep before 3 am ANY day

having to remind self constantly not to treat "normal" guy friends like customers...(why aren't you paying me for being here again?....oh, right, i'm NOT at work...)

associate songs with girls from work

often unable to find "normal" things to talk about with people who don't know that I strip. even with friends that aren't strippers, i find us talking about my work a lot (hey, i practically LIVE there-5 nights a week :P)

love to shop for expensive clothes for me AND my man (to which he has developed a tolerance, even though he doesn't understand it)

will be out with girl friends and find selves snickering at girls sporting cheapie wanna-be designer wear like it's coach or something

developed a love for animal print and heels

KamrynAnne
08-16-2008, 10:50 AM
I have long beach blonde hair down to my mid back
i am tan
i am tall and skinny
big boobs
fake nails
i do my makeup pretty naturally though, although i sometimes get brave and do the porno look...

miablossom
05-24-2010, 02:47 PM
bruises, waking up in the afternoon, I hold money "differently" than others, painted nails, serious unresolved childhood issues LOL. Mind you, I've only danced for a week!

Naida
05-24-2010, 05:03 PM
- Long, UV reactive nails (only I paint mine flourescent purples, pinks and greens)
- Huge boobs, natural but usually assumed as fake
- Blonde highlights
- Skipping work constantly
- Shopping with singles
- Calling some one other than my mother "Mom"
- Calling everyone I meet something like "sexy" or "baby"
- Calling everyone I know some kind of unique pet name in leiu of their real name
- Pole and floorwork bruises
- Pleaser boxes used for storage
- Make more than guys I date
- Freak more about body blemishes than my face
- Assertiveness towards men
- Obsession with 24-hour restaraunts
- Shopping at 3am in full makeup
- Calling PM hours "morning"
- Calling AM hours "evening"
- Insane amounts of cash blown on razors
- Flirting with EVERYONE, usually without meaning to
- Vag has that "shower fresh" deodorant smell >_<
- Being way too "open" in everyone else's eyes
- Playing with my boobs or wiggling my butt in public
- Dancing any time I hear music, no matter where I am
- Twirling arounds street signs, light posts, anything long and cylindrical really
- Having more sex than a nymphomaniac
- Never paying for my own drinks at a bar
- Tipping everyone unless they were TOTAL screw ups
- Body oil is banned in my house
- A potty mouth worse than most of my military ex-boyfriends'
- Know the lyrics to songs that I don't know the title or artist of
- Wishlist of stripper clothes that costs more than my regular clothes, wishlist or owned
- Wear my 6" clear heels for nights on the town
- Came from a broken home
- Never on time, even if it was to save my life
- Debating breast enhancement (of a more natural kind than silicone though)
- Jealous boyfriend
- 24/7 drama in my life
- Previous drug/alcohol addictions
- Soon to get a tramp stamp
- A bit ashamed that I can make it clap
- Snobby enough to ignore some one unworth my time, UNLESS they give me money
- Disgusted by "regular" women dancing on a local bar's pole
- More than happy to show them how it's REALLY done
- Stability in ridiculously tall heels
- Practically molest every friend I have
- Obsession with my physical appearance
- Associating songs with girls who used to dance to them
- There is ZERO that can surprise me
- Start imagining stage sets when I hear a new song I like
- Somewhat disappointed by pretty girls who work for minimum wage
- Perfectly comfortable being nude and wearing super skimpy clothes, but shy in bikinis(?)

Autumn Lily
05-24-2010, 05:46 PM
You know how people get more giddy over finding a shiny quarter on the floor than finding any other form of currency?

You get shitfaced giddy when you find a single dollar on the floor out of nowhere.

This happened to me once. Was in a movie theater, saw a dollar on the floor and I shit a brick I was so thrilled.

CaseyLace
05-24-2010, 06:26 PM
1. I can do my full face of makeup and change outfits while driving.

2. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING surprises me.

3. I push my boobies out when I'm trying to get something. Always and everywhere.

papillonluvr
05-24-2010, 08:28 PM
Worried about tan lines

Nails are always painted

Imagines a stage set whenever I hear a song

Way too open about myself sexually or physically

Always will be a night owl...doomed now

Look at other girls around and wonder how many of them are strippers

Spotting potential big spenders in everyday life-hell, anyone that seems like a likely mark

alexa111
05-24-2010, 08:42 PM
Look at cute girls working fast food jobs and wonder why they don't dance

Dont even notice attractive men walking down the street- unless they're handing me money

Hear songs and think "oh i used to dance to that"

Listening to a song and imagining how I would dance to it

shaking my ass without even thinking about it

Pile on the makeup (i was worse before dancing though Lol)

have tons of fake hair and wigs in all different colors

gypsydancer
05-24-2010, 08:44 PM
I have never ending bruise/dark mark on my wrist from twirling around a pole.





glad to hear someone else has it...at my club nobody does, so i thought i was a weird callous-wristed freak. lol

britneyireland
05-24-2010, 09:42 PM
Spotting potential big spenders in everyday life-hell, anyone that seems like a likely mark

...and wanting to hand them my stripper business card

london
05-25-2010, 12:33 AM
I have a love/hate affair with lotion.

I'm black with blonde hair ($$$$$$$$)

Silicone boobs

Calling me before noon (and sometimes even 2pm) will get you cussed out! lol

An ample supply of designer clothes/accessories, furniture/transport that customers have paid for or helped pay for.

I heart 24 hour anything.

GlitterBexie
05-25-2010, 10:38 PM
Babywipes babywipes babywipes (My Mum thimks i have some secret lovechild im keeping in a drawer in my room somwhere lol)

Calling all men Babe, honey, darling...regarless of where I am, It makes my friends laugh when we're in the supermarket or wherever and i do the *Thanks gorgeous* to the 17 year old male cashier by accident.

The auto-million watt-smile (that looks like its genuine) turned on at a moments notice (usually when someone walks into the club! Handy for out-and-about use!)

Forgetting that smacking your mates on the arse or feeling their boobs isn't always acceptable in normal society.

Having come-backs where once youwould have stuttered and spluttered and struggled.

Watching civilians on poles in normal clubs, handing your mate your handbag whilst saying ''Im just gonna go show them how its done/I cant watch this anymore!''

Having people be incredulous that you have literally no problems being naked in front of others.

Forgetting that other people have problems being naked/with you being naked because they dont spend all ther time with naked girls/being naked haha

Luna Minsky
05-30-2010, 11:03 AM
baby wipes
I go into stripper mode whenever I have to talk to ANY male about anything (bank, gas station, restaurant etc)
When I walk into a bar/pool hall, I automatically scan the room to see 'who's got the most potential' :)
I can spot a man checking me out with my eyes closed
I tip everyone (unless they've really screwed up)
I don't pay for my own drinks. Ever.
I can spot another stripper from a mile away.
I never go nightclubs/dance clubs- if i'm gonna go out to a place like that, I'll go to work instead.
I'm uncomfortable wearing a bikini to a pool/beach- I get shy about myself and don't like people staring. Nudity and near-nudity is either for work or intimacy, but not the general public :))

DEE_K
05-30-2010, 11:25 AM
^^ I thought I was the only stripper who got shy about bikini wearing! I don't know why I have no issue being naked in front of a crowd and feeling proud of my body, and then I go to the beach and I feel nervous and want to cover up.

_Avery_
05-30-2010, 11:36 AM
I think I'm one of the only strippers who doesn't go tanning, who doesn't have fake nails and who would NEVER spend more than $10 on a purse..lmao

but I am really good with fake eyelashes as well.
Extensions are my best friend.
Shoe box filled will dollars. (One club I worked at had $2 bills. I once paid my rent in $2 bills)
and I can sing along with songs I wouldn't normally listen to. :)

pdxslc
05-31-2010, 07:46 PM
-Fake french/sparkly nails
-Ass pimples - FUCK!
-The tellers at my bank know me REALLY well (including what I do) and my deposits make them want to leave their job
-Pretty much never awake when there's daylight
-Do most of my grocery shopping at 3am
-People at IHOP and Denny's know me really well and love me because I tip crazy well
-I get pissed at others when they don't tip well
-Tons of ingrown hairs
-I think of the cost of things in dances ("That only cost four dances - I can make that in fifteen minutes easy")
-Tons of bruises, especially my knees and lower legs
-I spend way more on outfits for work than regular clothes
-If I'm going out of the house and not to work I do NOT make an effort (If I'm not getting paid, why try?)
-Daddy issues - also my dad's currently dating a stripper (but doesn't know I'm one as well)
-Working my way through grad school
-When I hear a song I automatically am reminded of the club, or I think about whether it would work for stage

Wow, this is weird, because despite all these stereotypes I fit into, I do not look like a typical stripper at ALL.

Su Su
05-31-2010, 09:53 PM
- I'm a bit of a bimbo. Like, I wouldn't understand what a guy is saying when he is talking to me. Maybe it's the loud music blaring, or maybe it's me.
I'd agree and be like "Ohhh yeah, I know!" Then sometimes a custie will catch me out by saying "Yeah? Really? Then explain to me..." Then I'd be like.. "Umm sorry, can you repeat that?"

- I like to talk sex.
- I'm drunk nearly all the time I'm at work.
- Bruised knees/legs from alot of floor work
- Nearly all my sentences include "like, I like cookies, and like, chocolate. Oh yeah, like...."
- When I talk to a guy sometimes, and I get nervous, I imagine them as my customer, instantly I'm a bit more flirty and talkative :P

fortune33
05-31-2010, 11:56 PM
Every girl in my phone has 2 first names.

Sophia_Starina
06-01-2010, 01:27 AM
I have 6 kids by 7 baby-daddies, I give all my cash to my soon-to-be-famous-rockstar boyfriend, and I am constantly drunk or on drugs..... mostly both though.

rubyredlipsss
06-01-2010, 12:13 PM
Spotting potential big spenders in everyday life-hell, anyone that seems like a likely mark

i do this too. i was at a bar with another stripper friend (you know who you are babycakes ;) ) and the guy pulled out a black amex card. i nudged and she looked and we were both like 'we need to reel this guy in'

Firewall
06-01-2010, 05:11 PM
-Ass pimples - FUCK!
-The tellers at my bank know me REALLY well (including what I do) and my deposits make them want to leave their job
-Pretty much never awake when there's daylight
-Do most of my grocery shopping at 3am
-People at IHOP and Denny's know me really well and love me because I tip crazy well
-I get pissed at others when they don't tip well
-Tons of ingrown hairs
-I think of the cost of things in dances ("That only cost four dances - I can make that in fifteen minutes easy")
-Tons of bruises, especially my knees and lower legs
-I spend way more on outfits for work than regular clothes
-When I hear a song I automatically am reminded of the club, or I think about whether it would work for stage

Wow, this is weird, because despite all these stereotypes I fit into, I do not look like a typical stripper at ALL.


Deleted ones that didn't apply to me. Spot on for the rest!

Ass pimples, what IS up with that?
Tellers and cashiers at Wal Mart always give you the eye and smirk.
Ihop waiters Definitely want you to sit with them.
Who wants to shop at Wal Mart during the day anyways? I definitely miss seeing all the trashy kids and fat people! late night is the best
I talk shit to people who don't tip well. Don't eat out if you wanna be cheap about tipping the person who waited on you, dick.
Definitely thinking in terms of dances, while others think on how many hours on the clock they will have to be, I think of how many peni I'll be grinding on!
I haven't bought normal clothes in a WHILE, but hundreds on strip essentials.
Same with hearing the songs, start imaginging myself dancing to them. Also, I know the songs by heart, but don't for the life of me know who it is by or what the name is!
Ingrown hairs >.< pfft

Very spot on for this lady, as I also do not look like a stripper, no tats, piercings, kids, etc etc. It's all the subtle stuff :hug: we win!

CaseyLace
06-01-2010, 06:22 PM
and I can sing along with songs I wouldn't normally listen to. :)

YES. Haha. I know every freakin' song on the radio and moree.

Also, sometimes when I open my wallet, it's so stuffed that bills fly out. Whoops. }:D

joyount
06-11-2010, 02:37 AM
I thought the stereotypical stripper did drugs and partied a lot?
actually Im thinking of this too.,.,but thanks for sharing,