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Victoryx0x0
08-14-2008, 10:36 PM
I only know of ONE male stripper who does it for me! Nico aka 20pack.
I used to go watch him dance at club abyss. but hes not ur average dancer he does stunts and shit like hanging from the ceiling. i LOVE him :)
http://a771.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_a590ff37099d480b387cb74a31ba805a.jpg

Ava Jadore
08-14-2008, 10:39 PM
"and 5-6-7-8 thrust and spin and mushroom stamp, thrust, thrust, and tea bag, tea bag!"


:spit:
:rotfl:That official made my night!!

thechaosfairy
08-14-2008, 11:49 PM
I haven't gone looking for male strippers because I know they tend to be large and muscular (at least the ones who dance for women) and that's not my type. Now, small and muscular... The piano guy is actually pretty hot. So's the guy Victory posted. They don't have ginormous romance-novel-cover titlike pecs, which are really not my thing. The Chippendales have those, and I just, I donno, want to put a bra on them. :P I'd rather date a guy with actual tits than a guy with titpecs.

ViolaStrings
08-15-2008, 12:08 AM
I love male strippers. They're hilarious.

OmgShesWild
08-15-2008, 12:18 AM
No i'm impressed with the male strippers, unless they are big beefy and black...sorry i can't help myself

jaizaine
08-15-2008, 12:26 AM
Some of their bodies are good but yeh the moves the do aren't a turn on.

Watching a man work on a car now that would turn me on. Looking at my bf in tracksuit pants where i can see the bump where his dick is - now thats a turn on.

Now that you porn vid how the fuck does he do that? Looks like a very long slong!!

RoseLeigh
08-15-2008, 12:29 AM
Ahhhh the banana hammocks! What was that show about male strippers where they went into great detail about the sock thong and how they use a rubber band to stay semi-hard the whole time? *shudder*

I wouldn't be against some semi-muscley/beefy guys in more covering undies dancing around. Without hair gel. Or body oil. But generally, NO!

jaizaine
08-15-2008, 12:36 AM
I just thought of a gross story. For my cousins hens night I hired her a stripper coz thats what she asked for.

Firstly I asked for this particular stripper and they sent a different one to her house. The one they sent didn't even have a nice toned body.

He went into her bedroom to get ready and was in there for about 10 mins while we all thought WTF?

He then came out and had a rock hard boner and a fucking huge dick mind you. He stuck his naked erection in the face of guests even the mother of the bride who was less than impressed. He got us all to dance around in a conga line which was lame.

His so-called 15 min routine for which I paid $180 lasted all of about 5 mins.

He then went back into the bedroom. After giving him some time to get dressed I went in there to pay him and he stuck his tongue in my mouth and tried to push me towards my cousins bed. I told him no and he said "it's ok" and I was like "ah no its not".
So then I left the room.

I felt stupid for still paying him but I just wanted him to leave. So he left and left some of his costume behind.

My cousin later found a broken condom in her bedroom so we were guessing he did something with that while he was in there for so long.

I called the agency and complained about him. They said his behaviour was inappropriate and offered me free tickets to their show. I asked for a refund but they said they had a no refund policy.

rubyredlipsss
08-15-2008, 12:43 AM
^ewww!

at my friend's bacholerette party, we had a male stripper and specifically asked for no bacne. of course we got one w/ crazy bacne. ew ew ew.

but generally, male strippers are not my type of guy. i like thin but toned, or skinny guys.

Mare
08-15-2008, 03:37 AM
I appreciate a good show. But other than that it's just a show. Just like I can appreciate the good looking women I work with but not want to screw them.

GoldCoastGirl
08-15-2008, 04:01 AM
When I went to Las Vegas a few years ago, I visited Olympic Gardens... I was having a grand old time downstairs. So .. I see females go up some stairs and curiousity got the better of me. I went "upstairs" to the male strip club (for females). I stood in the door way and was absolutely shocked! :laughing:

I laugh at myself now as I couldn't be more horrified by what I saw. It made sure I spent the rest of my night downstairs and to never ever visit another male strip club again.

Even when I see them do their shows (as they are more "show" than about sex)... it can be entertaining if the guy (and/or troupe/group) is talented... however far from sexy or anything remotely 'sexual' to me.

So, I agree with everyone else. I don't see the allure.

Give me a hot sensual sexy female stripper any day ;D

Susan-Va
08-15-2008, 05:54 AM
I've worked at two clubs that had male and female strippers, on two different sides of the building. The women act worse than the men do. It's embarrassing to me.

Some male dancers are cute, but I don't think that they're cute cause they're strippers, just as guys. I dont' like male strippers at all. There is nothing more unsexy than a guy in a g-string and work boots. Give me a female stripper any day.

NewMoon
08-15-2008, 06:00 AM
I think men are hot but I think dancing is gay. I don't mean that to bash gay men, I just don't get turned on by anything I perceive as gay because I'm a woman and I don't have a penis.

cinammonkisses
08-15-2008, 06:01 AM
I only know of ONE male stripper who does it for me! Nico aka 20pack.
I used to go watch him dance at club abyss. but hes not ur average dancer he does stunts and shit like hanging from the ceiling. i LOVE him :)
http://a771.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_a590ff37099d480b387cb74a31ba805a.jpg Now, I will admit, he is fine...

loveandluxury
08-15-2008, 06:11 AM
No, no, no. That's just gross to me and a total turn off. I've never seen one in person and I really have absolutely no desire to do so.

Lysondra
08-15-2008, 11:36 AM
I saw Wild Boys in person at a sex convention.. one of the super gorgeous ones in pulloff pants and I had a chile eating contest at the spice booth.

It was hot.

Emily
08-15-2008, 07:01 PM
if the guys I saw were all overly buff, tanned and oiled like you guys are talking about, then I'd probably be turned off too...

but the chippendales are hot! :drool: If anyone kicks one of these guys out of her bed, send him my way.

bellasera
08-15-2008, 07:24 PM
I've never seen a male stripper show but I really want to just for fun!

xParisx
08-15-2008, 09:23 PM
xparisx, I noticed you're from Melbs, did you meet him at work? I remember a lot of male strippers would come into the club after work to get away from grabby women.


nup, actually i met him through myspace haha, he came in one night to my work to see me n i didnt recognise him though he was def the hottest guy in there and i was practically staring at him for ages and then the next week we met up and yeh..

AlexxaHex
08-15-2008, 09:30 PM
"and 5-6-7-8 thrust and spin and mushroom stamp, thrust, thrust, and tea bag, tea bag!"


:rotfl: LOL!! This is like, post of the week.


Ahhhh the banana hammocks! What was that show about male strippers where they went into great detail about the sock thong and how they use a rubber band to stay semi-hard the whole time? *shudder*


I saw some male strippers in Canada with rubber bands around the bases of their weeners. NO THANKS.
Male strippers in general are very cheesy to me. Chippendale types do nothing for me either. Most of them are gay and if they're not gay, they look gay...but with no style.

LamayaCoxx
08-15-2008, 09:47 PM
Male strippers are a turn off to me.

Perry
08-15-2008, 09:58 PM
I got so turned on when I went to a male strip club. But they were all totally hot gay guys. Only one was really muscular, which really isn't usually my thing, but he was beautifull. And my boyfriend was shoving money down their pants... It was so hard to be a good customer!! }:D

ETA, they didn't do anything cheesy. No choreography or poles or anything. They just danced and looked like they were having a lot of fun in their underwear.

sexy_celeste
08-17-2008, 02:23 AM
Im scared of male strippers. The way they thrust their bits in my face :O

paintgoddess
08-17-2008, 06:27 AM
They do NOTHING for me. I don't really like guys anyway! I'd rather watch a mediocre female dancer than a stereotypically attractive male stripper. If the tables were turned, and I was a female patron of a male dancer... I'd be the "I don't want to see your junk. I'll pay you. Just sit here and talk to me for a little bit" type.

reese_x_c
08-17-2008, 01:20 PM
Guys in thongs is not good...lol. My friend went to a show in NC where the guys came out on motorcycles wearing boxers and timbs...the "thug" image. Now that I could watch.

ViolaStrings
08-17-2008, 01:27 PM
I totally buy funny banana hammocks for my boyfriend and make him dance for me. Seriously, like this...

http://discountstripper.com/productimages/leather/l9127.jpg

ahmeerah
08-17-2008, 01:41 PM
^^^ He has a tiny penis.

Pretty_Penny
08-17-2008, 01:44 PM
only the thin gay ones at gay clubs.

the "straight" big buff type does nothing for me.

ViolaStrings
08-17-2008, 01:45 PM
^^^ He has a tiny penis.

For serious! It looked ridiculous on my BF (giant Polish penis)... like, everything was hanging out.

Lexi
08-17-2008, 05:01 PM
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Lexi
08-17-2008, 05:02 PM
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Lexi
08-17-2008, 05:05 PM
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txchick008
08-17-2008, 05:39 PM
It looked ridiculous on my BF (giant Polish penis)... like, everything was hanging out.

^^
We don't feel sorry for you }:D LOL!

jaizaine
08-17-2008, 10:56 PM
^^
We don't feel sorry for you }:D LOL!

Speak for yourself, I wont let big dicks near me hehehe.

ViolaStrings
08-18-2008, 01:18 PM
^ giant polish sausage log

I just wanted to write that.

Vyanka
08-18-2008, 01:25 PM
I only know of ONE male stripper who does it for me! Nico aka 20pack.
I used to go watch him dance at club abyss. but hes not ur average dancer he does stunts and shit like hanging from the ceiling. i LOVE him :)
http://a771.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_a590ff37099d480b387cb74a31ba805a.jpg

I use to go to that club when I was 18-20. LOL. They had the best looking male strippers ever & did the best shows. The one show I loved the most was this one guy on a bed oiling up his body, doing a fake masterbating scene... fire around the bed. That was the hottest fucking thing I ever saw in my life... my God. :O

I don't know about this place now, haven't been there on a Friday night in years. But other clubs i've gone to see male strippers, were all ugly & corny. NONE can compare to the hot men/shows back in the late 90's at club Abyss. haha. Plus lot of them were models too.

Fuck, now I feel like going there on a Friday to see how it is now. }:D I may make a trip.

Victoryx0x0
08-18-2008, 10:10 PM
I use to go to that club when I was 18-20. LOL. They had the best looking male strippers ever & did the best shows. The one show I loved the most was this one guy on a bed oiling up his body, doing a fake masturbating scene... fire around the bed. That was the hottest fucking thing I ever saw in my life... my God. :O

I don't know about this place now, haven't been there on a Friday night in years. But other clubs i've gone to see male strippers, were all ugly & corny. NONE can compare to the hot men/shows back in the late 90's at club Abyss. haha. Plus lot of them were models too.

Fuck, now I feel like going there on a Friday to see how it is now. }:D I may make a trip.

ha! I agree its about time i visit again. last time i went was around 4 years ago and there are still a few hotties! I wonder if Nico still dances here now that he is "20 pack" shoot me a pm when your in the area ill gladly join you! :*)

Victoryx0x0
08-18-2008, 10:10 PM
I saw Thunder From Down Under a few months ago and I was pretty surprised to find myself feeling VERY turned on during their performance. I'm usually attracted to girls (with the exception of my husband) so it was very unusual for me to feel this way.
wow i saw an ad for this on my way to ac the other day! where did u see them?

gingerlee
08-18-2008, 10:40 PM
Speak for yourself, I wont let big dicks near me hehehe.

Me either. I have size restrictions like it's going out of style. :-[

And for the record....male strippers scare me.

Vyanka
08-19-2008, 07:35 AM
ha! I agree its about time i visit again. last time i went was around 4 years ago and there are still a few hotties! I wonder if Nico still dances here now that he is "20 pack" shoot me a pm when your in the area ill gladly join you! :*)


haha.. i'll let you know, def.! ;)



I had some friends who went to the Down Under show in Vegas and they said it was good too.

PrettyCurlieQ
08-19-2008, 08:00 AM
I've never seen male strippers, and I'm honestly not interested. I don't turned on by female strippers, but I'd rather watch chicks than dicks lol. Also, I don't like seeing nudity below the waist on anyone..

Danielle_
08-19-2008, 10:14 AM
I was at a casino recently where they were advertising the Thunder from Down Under and these 2 guys were getting very defensive. They kept making fun of them and calling them gay. I thought that it was so juvenile. I'd like to see them as well.

kitana
08-19-2008, 11:16 AM
I'm not hating at all here, I think good on them for making money just like us.

But from a sexual attraction/turn on point of view they do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING for me. I actually find it a turn off. Like to me the way they dress (g-strings) and grinding and doing sexy moves totally feminises them in my eyes so it turns me off.

Im just interested in opinions here since we are strippers ourselves.

I never found them a turn on even before I was stripping.

Not at ALL, in fact they totally turn me off.

It was fun to go see when I was younger, but after I had to share a dressing room with them when one of my old clubs decided to have boy dancers for a week, nope, not anymore!>:(

They were RUDE, and annoying, and if they weren't gay (which 8 out of 10 were), then they were ALL over the girls trying to fuck us and shit.

Besides, who in their right mind actually thinks the hip thrust/penis pumping thing is hot?!/:O

VAHoney
08-19-2008, 11:29 AM
I've always looked at them as cheesy. Whenever I see them on tv I laugh instead of get turned on lol

Mily
08-19-2008, 11:44 AM
Not really. The ones I've met in this town were like 3 feet tall, LOL. Granted, I'm tall... but these guys were SSSHHOOOOORRTTT. :O That itself, to me, was a turn-off.

When I first arrived in Hawaii, though, a couple of girls took me to a regular nightclub, and surprised me--it happened to be Ladies Night, so male strippers were there and did some shows for us. The girls sprinkled my body with dollar bills and this hot, black stripper took them off my body with his mouth. It was pretty fun, and my first REAL male stripper experience. I haven't had the desire to see any male strippers since then, though.

cadencetyme
10-31-2008, 03:37 AM
I totally recommend Men of the Cave!!!!

http://www.menofthecave.com/

They have shows in Atlantic City and Philly. The Latino dancer came out in a Do' rag and and stripped into his boxer and boots while dancing to Daddy Yankee. A milk chocolatey black dancer came out in camo-SOO hot. There was a blond in Denim Jeans his eye contact was mesmerizing. and a Brunette w/ a pretty boy face. Soooo hot....so much Variety. Ok im done raving,but they all looked real nice ;0)

And they had on man shoes. No wiggling barefoot in thongs.

tempest666
10-31-2008, 08:37 AM
lol right now there is a law and order on about 3 chicks who raped a male stripper. Coincidence? Its SVU and damn Mariska hargitay is hotter than any man! Oh, what's the topic lol. I dated a male stripper and it was hell. We were basically rivals and he liked to brag about how much more $$$ he made than me. Male strippers don't do it for me. However I did fuck one at the male revue at Fantasy World in Albuquerque. (It was deserted. It was me and two fat women in their 50's) He was hot but we decided that nah, we both have to sing for our supper and it'd be too complicated

charlie61
10-31-2008, 08:49 AM
only the thin gay ones at gay clubs.

the "straight" big buff type does nothing for me.

Same.

misspthesweetesttaboo
10-31-2008, 09:37 AM
i'd rather watch girl strippers with gay guys}:D

spartaca
10-31-2008, 11:40 AM
Male strippers are humorous, but only in a very cringeworthy way. Definitely not sexy.

We hired a male stripper when our female club manager left her job - it was hilarious - pure embarrassing stuff, but we knew she would take it in good humor - but the guy wanted to hang out in the club afterwards, asking lots of questions about dancing like a fascinated customer and we had to tell him 'we've got work to do, don't you have another booking???'

Now i could watch a bunch of bboys aaaaaaall day... i dated a bboy whos friends used to run a night called Floornography, they had a pole and me and another girl who stripped used to have pole battle but the bboys would get up and do some AMAZING pole dances that i WOULD pay to watch, mainly because they weren't trying to be sexy, just adapting their breaking to the pole and using it in an athletic way.