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Mr Hyde
08-18-2008, 07:54 AM
um, i think you'd be able to stuff some balls into a tight, well lubricated vagina. Just use a long pokey thing to help guide it, kinda like putting gun powder in a musket?

now, putting four dicks in a vagina... that would be sleeve of wizard.:O

Holy crap! No way in hell....a long pokey thing to shove my balls in to a woman's cooch?

I want to meet the woman who is in to this...

Lysondra
08-18-2008, 07:57 AM
WHOA wtf happened to this post? Te first post is now Yekhefah??

Budai
08-18-2008, 07:57 AM
Ok, ok...what about whipping out your tampon while a guy is going downtown and slapping him about the face with it?

:expert: That's a Baton Rouge Beatdown...


WHOA wtf happened to this post? Te first post is now Yekhefah??

According to Yek's post log, she started this thread yesterday. Perhaps you're experiencing a reverb effect from other vile and entertaining threads?

Jay Zeno
08-18-2008, 08:00 AM
When I read the title to this (new) thread, I had a Chinese 007 moment:

"The name is Wa. Ben Wa."

Lexi
08-18-2008, 08:04 AM
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TigersMilk
08-18-2008, 08:10 AM
Fixed. Continue on nothing to see here.

Lexi
08-18-2008, 08:11 AM
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Lysondra
08-18-2008, 08:12 AM
LORD LEXI you made me think I was going insane.

When did you become a mod?!

Budai
08-18-2008, 08:15 AM
WHOA wtf happened to this post? Te first post is now Yekhefah??

No the original poster was dottie robel.


Whoa, Lysondra. That's impressive...and a little scary, too! ;D

Lysondra
08-18-2008, 08:16 AM
No, it just means I can remember the stupidest stuff and not the important things. I still can't find my keys.

Lexi
08-18-2008, 08:18 AM
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Budai
08-18-2008, 08:22 AM
AND!

putting yer ballz into a butthole = Whoppers (or Malted Milk Balls) not the Burger King variety, but the candy, got it?

or "Chocolate Dipped Raspberries"...

Lexi
08-18-2008, 08:34 AM
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grindonme
08-18-2008, 08:38 AM
I don't know what its called but here's a .gif of it, i don't know the pic posting rules so i'll just drop the pic and vid link
pic
http://itsthedoc.net/stuff/ballz_in_da_azz.gif

vid...listen to the scream at the end:O
http://hacked.free-bsd.org/funstuff/movies/balls_in_ass.mpeg

StuartL
08-18-2008, 08:53 AM
It's called marriage.

Pure deadpan brilliance. :bullwhip:

jaizaine
08-18-2008, 09:05 AM
My bf thinks he could possibly do it with his fake testicle LOL. He has a prosthetic testicle which is much harder than a real one.

But no Im not trying this ;D

callilove
08-18-2008, 09:56 AM
Angry Pirate- when you cum in a girl's eye and kick her in the shin, so she squints, swears, and hobbles around; like an angry pirate.

It's a good thing I'm not a dude, I'd be doing all these things.

Jezzebelle
08-18-2008, 10:45 AM
Angry Pirate- when you cum in a girl's eye and kick her in the shin, so she squints, swears, and hobbles around; like an angry pirate.


Omg that made me laugh till I coudnt breathe!!!!!!!!!

Lexi
08-18-2008, 11:05 AM
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All Good Things
08-18-2008, 11:09 AM
^ It's the same as "The Glass Bottom Boat" in DR's list.

Budai
08-18-2008, 11:34 AM
What's it called when a guy shoves his balls into a lady?

- Tea vagging
- Stashing the jewels
- Marble packing

AlexxaHex
08-18-2008, 11:48 AM
Hell yes! You came through!

Let's keep this sucker rollin'. Where the hell is AlexxaHex when you need her? Surely you could come up with some great menstrual stuff that would make the blues squirm and quiver with fear.

Aww stuffing balls into a crotch and other vile things make you think of me! :blush:

I think the Hot Carl and Cleveland Steamer are also known as the Hot Plate. At least that's the slang 'round these parts.

The Strawberry Shortcake is when you cum on a girl's face and then punch her so the nosebleed runs into the jizz. But it can also be cum on a bloody vadge.

I have more...baby is crying so I'll post later.

MissTaylor
08-18-2008, 12:26 PM
One of my girlfriends and I dressed up as the dirty sanchez one year. Only we went around having our picture taken GIVING dirty sanchez's to people. :-) good times.

LEIGH_LANDON
08-18-2008, 12:33 PM
I cant look away - I am trying to pull outta this thread but its like a fucking train wreck I KEEP READING aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!!

oh, and a wizard's sleeve? oh damn thats just rich.

Budai
08-18-2008, 01:16 PM
I need help with the name on this one.......

--When you're sitting on a guy's face and as he's eagerly lapping it up you "accidentally" cut a leaky fart all over his nose.

How about a "Freaky Frappe"?

I once worked with a guy who LOVED going down on his fiancee (who also worked with us!) while she was on her period. He called the red smears on either side of his mouth "Red Wings".

Of course, we couldn't stop laughing after they got married. We figured that they must have scheduled their honeymoon around her "Red Wings" cycle...

LEIGH_LANDON
08-18-2008, 01:27 PM
I knew a guy who liked that red wing stuff too - called it the same thing too.
NOT knew him that way but he was the editor at the stripper magazine I used to work for - anyway - how many ways can one person gag? uber gross - absolutely fucking gross.

ugh.

lemiwinks31
08-18-2008, 02:01 PM
What's it called when a guy shoves his balls into a lady?

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Smuggling grapes

lemiwinks31
08-18-2008, 02:05 PM
Burying the treasure?

Lexi
08-18-2008, 02:22 PM
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Budai
08-18-2008, 02:44 PM
Could it be a "Semi-plompzakken"? :-\

"Anyone knows what English term is called when you fuck a girl and also squeeze your balls into her vagina? I only know the Dutch term (plompzakken) but there's not a lot of info on this subject."

lemiwinks31
08-18-2008, 02:50 PM
Hiding the acorns...........

you know....like a squirrel getting ready for the wint.............ok...fuckit...that one sucked.

anomar
08-18-2008, 03:01 PM
"true love"?

Sinder
08-18-2008, 03:17 PM
OKay, here is a few from my collection......;D


The Bucking Bronco: An all time classic. Start by going doggy style on a girl and just when she is really enjoying it, grab onto her tits or hips as hard and tightly as possible and call her a big fat worthless no-good bitch. More than likely she will try to escape. This gives the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.

The Angry Dragon: Immediately after blowing a load in the girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she should look like an angry dragon.

Tea bag: As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.

Houdini: When you're doing a girl doggy style, you fake an orgasm (spit on her back). When she turns around, blow your load in her face and say, "Abracadabra bitch!"

The Beefy Dunker/The Jersey Turnpike: Nailing a girl in the ass, then having her suck you off.

Sleeping Bag: If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head.

The Rusty Trombone: A simultaneous rimjob and handjob.

Tony Danza: A takeoff of the donkey punch is called the Tony Danza. When you are about to bust while doing a girl from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss bitch?!" Punch her in the back of the head and then yell "Tony Danza!"

Hot Air Balloon: Farting directly into a chick's mouth

Alaskan firedragon: Another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the alaskan firedragon. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, splooge in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth immediately after. Then whisper in her ear "I have syphilis" and wait for the man juice to fly out of her nose.

The Shocker: While fingering a chick with your index and middle fingers, wait until she's good and horny and then quickly stick your pinky into her ass. "Two in the pink, one in the stink."

Cold Faithful: Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.

The Screwnicorn: When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

The Bobsled: Begin by screwing a chick at the top of a staircase. Turn her around and start hammering her from behind while she's looking down the stairs. Then right before your about to blow your load, sweep her hands and legs out from underneath her and ride her down the stairs as your busting.

The Eiffel Tower: The ultimate double team. The chick gets down on all fours, then each guy takes an end on her, one in front and one in back. Then the two guys lift both their arms in the air and do a huge "high-five", and you've got the Eiffel Tower.

The Bob Marley: While getting your knob slobbed on, pull her head off right before you bust and splooge in her hair. Spin her around and twist her hair into dreadlocks just like Bob Marley.

Waterfall: Have your chick bend over and grab her ankles, leaving her head low to the ground and her ass high in the air. Before banging her brains out, grab your dick and piss all over her gooch (area between the asshole and snatch) While your nailing her, the piss will flow down her ass and onto her face like a waterfall.

The Wounded Pigeon: Strictly for skanks: After being extremely aggrivated by some bitch, break her arm and make her give you a handjob.

Vulcan Shocker: Shocker variation, two in the pink (index and middle) two in the stink (ring and pinky) Ahh Spock would be proud.

The Predator: Get your girl to lay on her back, and you on your knees. Take a shit in your own hand, rub it all over your face, and let out a bloodcurdling scream. Much like the alien on the movie, Predator.

The Divot: Put your hand down the pants of some girl with a huge fur pile, grab on to as much of it as you can, scream "Fore!" and rip every last hair out. A real Golphers favorite.

Screaming Seagul: While doing her on the beach, pull out, dip the tip of your dick in the sand, and then go right back at it. She'll scream like a Pelican.

The Spidey: Nut in your hand and then flick your rist so that your nut flies out of your hand into her face like Spider Man.

Double Houdini: While tag-teaming a girl with your buddy, have on guy doing her in the ass and the other guy getting a hummer.Then have the guy in the back tell her he is gonna blow and then spit on her back. When she turns around, give her the facial of her life. Then when she turns around to face the front again, the guy in the front blows it in her face for the second facial.

The Pepsi Challenge: Stick one finger in a girls pussy and another one in her ass, then stick either one in her mouth and see if she can guess which hole it was in.

Redman's Revenge: When a chick give you an indian rugburn on your dick.

Fortune Cookie: Get an asian chick, bang her with a condom on, when finished, pull out but leave condom in.

The Solitaire: This works best when done on a bed next to a wall(and in her bed). After finishing in any position, roll over, place your back against the wall and push her off the bed with your feet. Say, I prefer to sleep alone.

Fnorking: Competition in teams of 1 man and 1 woman. Trying to cram as many goldfish as possible into a chick's snatch.

Access Denied Error: When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick, he's got her from behind, you've got her mouth. Selfishly, he drops his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input later (a.k.a. Blocking the Box, Road Closed Due to Bad Conditions).

Afterburner: Get well-positioned with her. Missionary or doggie works OK, here. JUST as you cum, cut a BIG fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch or two.

The Andretti: When receiving road head, swerve the car left and right. Her weight shifting will enhance the sensation. Risky maneuver, so it's best if done with a toothless cocksucker and a open road.

Beverly Hills Whiffer: This move is restricted to those women who think they're God's gift to the world. Find a woman of the above description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you're about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much shit as you can from her. Pull out your fingers, reach around her head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell "So, you think your shit don't stink now ?!"

Boston Tea Bag Party: When more then one guy takes turns teabagging a girl. Just at point of climaxing it is important to yell "The British Are Coming".

The Dirty Harry: After banging a girl all day, have her give you a blowjob on her knees. Right before your ready to shoot your load, pull your ".44 magnum" out of her mouth and say "I know what your thinking, 'did he fire off all his loads or does he have one left?' With all this excitement I forget myself."....Knowing you got one round of goo in your "handgun" left, ask her "Do you feel lucky punk?" and shoot her in the face with your load while humming the theme song to the Clint Eastwood classic.

Flooding The Cave: Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her.

Graffiti: Have sex with a married/engaged girl, when she falls asleep write embarrassing , x-rated remarks (or something like "This bitch belongs to John" ) on her back with a big bold permanent marker. She goes home and has the "where the fuck were you" fight. later that day, when she showers the boyfriend/husband sees your graffiti and the fight starts all over again.

The JFK (aka "The Magic Bullet"): Slip a blindfold on a chick while she is giving you oral. At the same time, have a friend come behind her and pleasure himself behind her. Let em rip at the same time and nail the broad with goo from both sides of her head. She will always question if there was a second shooter or just a magic load.


Jawbreaker: A blowjob involving three penises at one time. Two Penises is known as Crossed Swords.

Kennebunkport Chowder: Eat a girl out and vomit the contents of the New England clam chowder you ate for lunch between her legs.

Kenny Roger's Roasters: While doing the bitch in front of the fire, stick it in the pooper and twirl her around on your dick-thus creating the roaster effect.

Louisville Slugger: Your girl is on her knees in front of you servicing your pole. At some random point in time during this act you pull out, twist your hips, yell "BATTER UP!!!!" and smack her firmly in the cheek with your baseball bat like cock.

The Missouri Compromise: When a girl will only let guys fuck her in the ass because she is still a "virgin".

Morning Glory: This occurs the morning after a really good one-night-stand. You wake up sporting morning wood, and instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, you ram into your partner's ass and relieve yourself inside her.

The One Eyed Redskin: After banging a girl on her period, wipe the blood on her face, come in her eye, and stick a feather in her ear. Then dance around the room, naked with a towel over ur junk, yelling, "woo woo woo woo!!".

Puerto Rican Fog Bank: While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrils.

The San Fran Tickler: Straddling a girls head and titty fucking her while she tickles your asshole with her tongue.

Shanghai Stirfry: When a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.

Suicide Bomber: Fuck a chick wearing a condom, after you climax put the condom somewhere safe. Wait until she falls asleep wherein you blow the condom up like a balloon, you then scream "suicide!" and as she sits up you pop the condom in her face. Useful on girls who don't go down.

Whistling Dixie: After you bang a chick, snuggle and let her get comfortable. Right as she is about to fall asleep, scream "The South Will Rise Again!" and shove it in her ass.

Triple Crown of Sex (aka "Trifecta"): In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all in the same session.


Hot Carl: Another Favorite. After sex you throw the girl into a bathtub, then lean over the side of it and shit onto her stomach.

ViolaStrings
08-18-2008, 03:20 PM
I should really be doing homework and not reading this thread... again.

Blade
08-18-2008, 04:34 PM
The Screwnicorn: When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.There are pictures of me looking like that I believe...I'm the reason men arent allowed at most toy parties lol






The Spidey: Nut in your hand and then flick your rist so that your nut flies out of your hand into her face like Spider Man.
That was how I marked all my women back in the day, cept I called it the blessing of blade







Flooding The Cave: Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her. had an ex who was into this and pissin in her ass



Shanghai Stirfry: When a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going. same ex did this...i almost wrecked the car then killed her

SassyPants
08-18-2008, 04:45 PM
tea vagging is what i'm gonna call it. it's fucking rad.

okay: when two girls are doing each other scissors style and they are both on their periods - discuss. i'm working with some sort of Kentucky Blood Transfusion, but would like something a lil' more clever. hoooo!!!

sour puss and/or juicin' the tuna: eating a lemon and going downtown, spitting teh juices all up in her

going down on a girl, when you're tongue deep, she bucks up against your nose with her pubic bone and knocks your ass out = mama said knock you out

i'm struggling here. :(

Dottie Rebel
08-18-2008, 05:39 PM
This is great work, everybody. I've seen some great efforts on the part of newbies (SassyPants, I'm looking at you!) as well as some classic performances by a few Old Standbys (Sinder, you're really bringing it home. Budai, this may be your calling). But we've got a ways to go before this thread hits legendary status. We've really got to maintain focus. I'd like to see some play from a couple members who are letting grass grow under their feet. (Lexi, TOO, Blade, Leigh...I know you've got it in you.) Let's see some hustle out there!

A little inspiration. Mooj proves that even a simple goat farmer's son from the outskirts of Calcutta can be a star with a little imagination and a flair for the language. Watch Mooj and learn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtXQqv1NOvA

Budai
08-18-2008, 05:44 PM
okay: when two girls are doing each other scissors style and they are both on their periods - discuss. i'm working with some sort of Kentucky Blood Transfusion, but would like something a lil' more clever. hoooo!!!

Seems like a "V-8 Rideshare"...



sour puss and/or juicin' the tuna: eating a lemon and going downtown, spitting teh juices all up in her

Some "Phleghm 'n' Lemon"?



going down on a girl, when you're tongue deep, she bucks up against your nose with her pubic bone and knocks your ass out = mama said knock you out

That's a "Slitty Slobberknocker", IMO...

Dottie Rebel
08-18-2008, 05:46 PM
How about the "Scarface" for our MTF friends?

You're blowing a guy and just as he's coming, stand up, lift your skirt up and shout, "Say hello to my little friend!"

Dottie Rebel
08-18-2008, 05:50 PM
^^^Oh, I forgot to mention: 1 million bonus points for anyone who can post a video demonstrating any of these activities.

Atta girl, TSK!

MrChristopher
08-18-2008, 05:55 PM
I think all the ones Sinder posted and then some are in here...I present to you: The Glossary Of Perversion. I neither condone nor endorse many of the things contained herein. Enjoy.

http://glossaryofperversion.com/

lestat1
08-18-2008, 06:02 PM
I thought hitting a person's face with your penis was called a "mushroom slap?"

ExoticEngineer
08-18-2008, 06:04 PM
Ohhhh I am laughing WAY too hard! You girls are so twisted. ;D

SassyPants
08-18-2008, 06:09 PM
Budai, you're so witty and clever, I'm thinking about ramroding you right 'bout now.


... p.s. that vid was off the hook sick.

Budai
08-18-2008, 06:23 PM
The Ramrod: when you fuck a guy's peehole with your dildo.


Budai, you're so witty and clever, I'm thinking about ramroding you right 'bout now.


Could I learn to love the burn? :-\

Lexi
08-18-2008, 07:04 PM
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Dottie Rebel
08-18-2008, 07:04 PM
^^^The sleeping dragon awakes! That is disgusting, clever, and references cuisine. A 10!

Lexi
08-18-2008, 07:06 PM
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Blade
08-18-2008, 07:29 PM
I'm far too worn out to think of shit right now....sorry to disappoint but my mind is worn out

Lysondra
08-19-2008, 12:59 AM
THANK YOU WTF thread!!!

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