View Full Version : What's it called when a guy shoves his balls into a lady?
NinaDaisy
08-19-2008, 01:15 AM
THANK YOU WTF thread!!!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:BooyaNutSacVac.gif
OMG, I was seriously just about to post that. A friend sent it to me months ago on ED and I was like WTF!!??!?!!?!?!?
This thread isn't relevant to my interests. But it sure has made me lol!
VegasPrincess
08-19-2008, 01:24 AM
Nobody has addressed "The Dolphin"
Its when youre fucking a girl from behind and pull out and shove it in her ass when she's not ready for it, because she'll squeak like a dolphin (EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
NinaDaisy
08-19-2008, 01:40 AM
Nobody has addressed "The Dolphin"
Its when youre fucking a girl from behind and pull out and shove it in her ass when she's not ready for it, because she'll squeak like a dolphin (EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I've never heard of that referred to as "The Dolphin".
I've always called it the "What The Fuck Do You Think You're Doing Just Ramming Your Cock Into My Ass With No Warning or Lube You Sick Stupid Fuck!?!??!??!"
Lysondra
08-19-2008, 01:41 AM
When it happens to a man, it's called Divorce.
Flick6
08-19-2008, 02:12 AM
Nobody has addressed "The Dolphin"
Its when youre fucking a girl from behind and pull out and shove it in her ass when she's not ready for it, because she'll squeak like a dolphin (EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The sad thing is I know girls who have had this happen to them 'by accident' I dont know how you accidentally get your cock in a virgin arse!! ::)
Budai
08-19-2008, 06:56 AM
THANK YOU WTF thread!!!
Thanks, Professor Lys'! 8)
So, as I understand it, the corollary is:
Having proved the theorem "Balls + Butthole = Nut Sac Vac",
it then follows that "Balls + Pussy = Nut Sac Vag"
jaizaine
08-19-2008, 08:13 AM
THANK YOU WTF thread!!!
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:BooyaNutSacVac.gif
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:BooyaNutSacVac.gif
LMAO :D
Sinder
08-19-2008, 10:15 AM
There are pictures of me looking like that I believe...I'm the reason men arent allowed at most toy parties lol
That was how I marked all my women back in the day, cept I called it the blessing of blade
had an ex who was into this and pissin in her ass
same ex did this...i almost wrecked the car then killed her
I don't think this was ment to be a "to do" list!;D
Persona
08-19-2008, 11:58 AM
the mushroom stamp: laying your dick out on a sleeping girls face/forehead
morning sickness: when she wakes up suddenly shove it down her throat until she gags
SassyPants
08-20-2008, 01:12 AM
i need to find a video of a dude putting JUST his sac into a va-jay-jay. I've seen balls AND cock, but not balls no cock. if you produce such a video, many rewards await you.
VegasPrincess
08-20-2008, 01:19 AM
Hmm... I do have a webcam...
What would my boyfriend do if I woke him up with that request lol...
BABE!!! BABE!! Can you just shove your balls in me real quick for the camera??
;)
Budai
08-20-2008, 10:22 AM
^ If your man awakens from a dead sleep and obediently gives you a Nocturnal Nut Sac Vac, you should probably consider marrying him...
Budai
08-20-2008, 03:40 PM
Arabian Goggles
Positioning one's testicles in the hollows of a sleeping person's eye sockets.
Must be a Gulf War prank... :-\
Birmingham Booty Call
Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.
I was born in Birmingham (U.K.) and, frankly, I'm offended by the reference! >:(
AlexxaHex
08-20-2008, 04:58 PM
Maybe they're talking about Birmingham, Alabama?
Ya know, I've been thinking about this thread for two days and I can't think of anything new to add other than the lists that have already been posted. Damn.
Budai
08-20-2008, 05:06 PM
Maybe they're talking about Birmingham, Alabama?
Probably so, Alexxa... ;D
Ya know, I've been thinking about this thread for two days and I can't think of anything new to add other than the lists that have already been posted. Damn.
I'll bet you could find something at ;) ...
LuckyOne
08-20-2008, 09:19 PM
You guys should watch the movie The Aristocrats.. Its a movie about a joke bunch of different celebrities tell it. (Each one tells it differently.) And the whole dam thing is foking hilarious. Here's Gilbert Gottfried: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvKaXeQN9Kc and sarah silverman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l_rdSKXji0&feature=related Just wait til you hear Carrie Fischer say it. Lolz! :P
LuckyOne
08-20-2008, 09:27 PM
My favorites are also chinese firedrill and shart attack btw.
Budai
08-20-2008, 09:38 PM
Jelly Flare: When a girl gives a guy a handjob and her ring cuts his dick.
(I'm digging through the bottom of the Google barrel :-[ )
OmgShesWild
08-23-2008, 12:40 AM
When I saw this pic I thought of this thread---
http://i34.tinypic.com/16i5wn.gif
Budai
08-23-2008, 04:08 AM
^ What was it? :confused: