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Cassandra39
12-09-2008, 05:19 PM
I think Shamwow's are going to be the new fruitcake or tin of popcorn. The official "I didn't know what to get you and a gift card seemed too tacky. I just spilled eggnog on your nice really expensive afghan" gift.


HAHAHA sooo funny.

Otoki
12-10-2008, 02:23 PM
I use them for my hair after a shower and they RULE.
Ooh, this makes me want one.

piepie
12-11-2008, 08:59 AM
you paper towel girls make me sad for the trees.

whirlerz
12-11-2008, 11:16 AM
I use recycled paper towels, like they have @ Whole Foods..

piepie
12-11-2008, 05:50 PM
jus givin ya'll shit :)

Otoki
12-13-2008, 12:54 AM
jus givin ya'll shit :)
Fuckin' hippie. ;)

piepie
12-13-2008, 02:33 PM
ha ha ha ^^ yup all the way!!;D

Evan86
04-28-2009, 09:39 AM
Has anyone tried the ShamWow yet? Everytime I see that commercial, I want to buy one. Looks cool!

So that this thread ties into strippers, I imagine that if the ShamWow works, would be a good way to dry oneself off after a long night of stripping.

Ladies, if you want to see a master salesman....watch the ShamWow guy! He's the master.
:laughing::laughing::laughing:

dreamer1980
04-28-2009, 01:12 PM
speaking of ShamWow, that dude vince got into some hot water with a prostitute. look at his mug shot!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

babybambi08
05-03-2009, 01:21 PM
I got some for my Bf.. he loves them.. he wont let me say anything bad about them lol

chitownchick
05-03-2009, 01:54 PM
i didnt read the whole thread soi dont know if this was brought up but aboyut three weeks agohe was arrested for puncching a prostitute he had brought to a hotel room.

pinkpvc
05-03-2009, 02:53 PM
Argh I'm getting sucked in. I want to buy one for practising pole work.

But the shamwow guy somehow looks like the type to get involved in that situation. Next time I see someone with that hyperactive, something not quite right look I'll say "You know, that looks like the type of guy who would punch a hooker in the face repeatedly when she bit his tongue"

Specific: yes
Effective in getting point across: very

GeorgeBailey
05-13-2009, 06:50 PM
According to the most recent Consumer Reports, Shamwows work no better than a $0.19 sponge.

Earl_the_Pearl
05-14-2009, 04:58 PM
i didnt read the whole thread soi dont know if this was brought up but aboyut three weeks agohe was arrested for puncching a prostitute he had brought to a hotel room.
Both ShamWow Vince and the women were arrested but both were let go. It is amazing as both were bleeding. Vince was bitten in the face and he had to beat the women to get her to let go.
He used a ShamWow to clean up so he looks good. ::)
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1.jpg

ViolaStrings
05-15-2009, 11:39 AM
^ god he's awful looking!

The Boob
05-18-2009, 01:06 PM
I didn't understand why all strippers were familiar with ShamWow for the longest time.
Then I took an afternoon off and thought about it real hard......... so hard!
As a result I still don't know how ShamWow has managed to penetrate 100% of the stripper marketplace, but I have some guesses:


1) the infomercial probably plays at times when only dancers are awake to see it.
2) the Sham man must be eye-catching, as if he's the illegitimate half-brother of the Mentalist, Simon Baker.
3) the ShamWow must have some kind of vaginal application that isn't advertised in the infomercial itself but female viewers instantly pick up on its potential as a vaginal product.
4) America has only had 2 new ideas in the last couple years---ShamWow and Twitter. So hip young people will probably feel peer pressured into buying several ShamWows for their friends to see around the house so they can Twitter about it later.

I would like to thank Captain Morgan for assistance rendered during the making of this Memo.

hockeybobby
05-18-2009, 01:12 PM
Hey Vince! East Side Mario's called...they want that table cloth back.

glambman
05-18-2009, 01:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJvhZ_keZo

Sad Sally
05-18-2009, 04:04 PM
First off, thank you Baby Jesus for everyone who contributed to this thread. I sooo needed a laugh. Work Sucks, I'm Broke, Blah, Blah, Blah...

Second, that You Tube of Vince in Jail is F%cking Priceless!;D

Daisy82
05-18-2009, 04:12 PM
i looooove the idea of using one for my hair after a shower!! way to make the blow-dry process faster!! what i use now is the Turby-Twist, which I also love.....

Will
07-18-2009, 09:11 AM
I don't know, it sells itself!

So I'm in CVS pharamacy and what do I see? A half price box of Sham Wow! I had to have it!

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b374/willbrink/ShamWow.jpg

ViolaStrings
07-18-2009, 09:44 AM
^ report back with your findings.

Almost Jaded
07-18-2009, 11:20 AM
How much makeup does it take to turn from creased-face 44 year old hooker beater to creepy as hell barely 30 year old looking pitchman? Seriously - somebody somewhere decided THAT FACE would be good for television. They should have their fingers placed under a SlapChop...

ViolaStrings
07-18-2009, 04:29 PM
^ I think his botox just wore off.

Earl_the_Pearl
07-18-2009, 05:01 PM
^ report back with your findings.
I bought some in Wal*Mart and they are not bad. Once a product hits stores they have to be usable or they will be returned. One warning don't leave them crumpled up wet on the sink in the summer. :no:

CherryBomb954
07-18-2009, 05:39 PM
YES! This thread is revived!

It's the little things in life that can make one happy....

Has anyone seen the "Slap Chop remix" on YouTube??

It's Vince like you've never seen him before.

ViolaStrings
07-18-2009, 06:46 PM
^ you're gonna love my nuts.

dreamer1980
07-18-2009, 11:38 PM
How much makeup does it take to turn from creased-face 44 year old hooker beater to creepy as hell barely 30 year old looking pitchman? Seriously - somebody somewhere decided THAT FACE would be good for television. They should have their fingers placed under a SlapChop...

he looks like popeye to me:

http://i43.tinypic.com/bi6jvl.png

"im vince the shamwow guy (toot toot), im vince the shamwow guy (toot toot), i picked up a hooker because im not a looker, im vince the shamwow guy (toot toot)"

"A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah!"

Almost Jaded
07-19-2009, 10:05 PM
LMAO!

THAT was funny.