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txchick008
08-28-2008, 06:14 AM
^^

My daughter heard me on the phone with my club the other day, saying - "this is Kamryn". She had the weirdest expression on her face. I told her that where I waitress, you have to have a "pretend" name. Seemed to satisy her. :O For now at least.

RoseLeigh
08-29-2008, 12:47 AM
Speaking of booty clap.. I'll fucking do it in lines at the market and stuff. I totally forget people can see it and I'm just standing there going "right cheek...right cheek... left cheek...left cheek..together... together... right cheeek..."

I was waiting to cash out at work, fully dressed and the girl behind me says "nice ass, mami";D. Apparently I was popping my butt to the beat of the song. I hate to think how often I do that. In public.

I check out people's wallets too. And shoes. LOL It's practice, I guess. Guys prob. think I have some sort of shoe fetish.

Katherine
08-29-2008, 07:38 PM
When you answer to your stage name faster than you do your real name!

Paris
08-29-2008, 08:03 PM
I quickly back away if someone touches me unexpectedly. Seriously, I was at a wedding last March and one of the guests (whom I know well) comes up behind me and gives me one of those around-the-shoulders hugs. I did this dip and twist away move so fast he nearly fell over.:D

I call it stripper-aikido.

cadenceq
09-15-2008, 03:28 AM
I caught myself thinking while out clubbing the other night that a guy I was talking to should give me a tip because I talked to him. Wrong club love!

sexy_celeste
09-15-2008, 05:24 AM
Most of my friends call me Celeste. I dont usually answer to my real name.
I never buy my own drinks when Im out.
I ALWAYS do the public nudity!
Im also funny about strangers touching me.

And I flirt terribly, but I did that before. My father in law comments on how I manipulate people to get my own way, its bad. On the up side they ALWAYS get good service at restaurants, discounts and free stuff when I do the talking :-)

Oh and I touch myself casually, its shocking!

Lysondra
09-15-2008, 05:27 AM
I have never once paid for an illegal substance.

Lena
09-15-2008, 06:07 AM
When I'm falling asleep and people are trying to talk to me I'll be like, "mmmhmm... so what brings you in tonight?"

And I always unconsciously just watch people put their PINs into ATMs and remember them. You know, in case they're drunk later and don't remember the PIN. I don't even realise I'm doing it until I'm like, woah, I know all my friends ATM PINs, woops.

AznExtasy
09-15-2008, 07:25 AM
I feel weird around men without a bouncer.
I feel an urge to sit on someone's lap when asking for something I want.
I ignore all the young guys in my school and find myself being more interested in the professors instead.

pinkpvc
09-15-2008, 07:35 AM
I didn't think I was one for public boobie gropage, but I was just about to go on a night out with my new flatmate (who doesn't know my job and has known me for a week) and walked over to the the mirror and started pulling my boobs up to give me cleavage, finished my a grope to round them up.
His face -> :O

Billie657
09-15-2008, 07:37 AM
I ignore all the young guys in my school and find myself being more interested in the professors instead.

Before starting at the club my interest in guys my age (Im 20) was already waning and now its completely gone. If I can tell you're under the age of 25, I don't want anything to do with you.

AznExtasy
09-15-2008, 07:39 AM
Before starting at the club my interest in guys my age (Im 20) was already waning and now its completely gone. If I can tell you're under the age of 25, I don't want anything to do with you.

Exactly! Only for me, the age limit is 45. Any dude under that get's nothing out of me.. no number, no conversation, nothing.

Lysondra
09-15-2008, 07:57 AM
LOL!!! I won't date anyone under 30. Hahahaha.

Lysondra
09-15-2008, 07:57 AM
Strippers: older men's answered prayers.

jaizaine
09-15-2008, 07:58 AM
The other day I went to cut the string off a tampon when I wasn't even working LOL.

AznExtasy
09-15-2008, 07:59 AM
Lol, it's a thankless job but somebody's got to take their $$$.

Lysondra
09-15-2008, 08:19 AM
The other day I went to cut the string off a tampon when I wasn't even working LOL.

OMG!! I totally HATE when the string sticks out now. I tuck it in EVERY time.

jaizaine
09-15-2008, 08:31 AM
OMG!! I totally HATE when the string sticks out now. I tuck it in EVERY time.

Glad Im not the only one. I went to do it then I thought wtf it aint gonna hang out of my jeans LOL.

Lysondra
09-15-2008, 09:04 AM
Yeah but every time I used to go to the toilet I'd accidentally pee on it and it'd be all wet... I never could figure out how to pee with a tampon string dangling and not getting it wet.

NewMoon
09-15-2008, 09:05 AM
^^^Fuck, that happens to me all the time! I usually pull the string up towards my clit and hold it while I pee, but it's much easier to just tuck it in.

knp001
09-15-2008, 09:06 AM
i feel compelled to tip everyone for something: handling a package, bagging groceries, putting a deposit into my bank account...

hahaha me too!! I do have to take a few secs to think of my name, too.

the other morning, I woke up and I was like, rubbing my body and writhing like I was floor dancing...in my sleep!! I woke up just as my roomie walked and and she gave me the weirdest look

AznExtasy
09-15-2008, 10:16 AM
the other morning, I woke up and I was like, rubbing my body and writhing like I was floor dancing...in my sleep!! I woke up just as my roomie walked and and she gave me the weirdest look

AAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! :D

winterrose
09-15-2008, 11:19 AM
^^^^^i have done that too. *whew* i don't feel so weird now.

Sophia_Ashley
09-15-2008, 11:57 AM
Yeah but every time I used to go to the toilet I'd accidentally pee on it and it'd be all wet... I never could figure out how to pee with a tampon string dangling and not getting it wet.

Dude me neither! I always cut it.

candygrrl
09-15-2008, 12:05 PM
Sometimes when I sit on my boyfriend's lap I'll get mad at him for groping me, and then remember that I'm not in the club doing a lapdance! He's allowed to touch me!

Also guilty of the boob fondling in public, never wearing bras in public, and scoping out people.


omg i do this tooo!!!
Like this morning my boyfriend was grabbing my naked boob and I slapped his hand away and said "no touching!" hahah then i was like "oh wait, sorry baby." haha I do this to him a lot, especially after work. Like I have to take all my makeup off and change and relax before I can have sex with him because I am still in work mode and like have myself blocked from getting turned on or I will slap his hand away. My poor boyfriend. He has learned this by now though.

I also booty clap everywhere, get dressed standing up, get fully ready while naked, and sometimes when I am out I wish I had my garter on me because reaching in my purse to get drink money is so annoying and I sometimes reach to my leg out of habit hahaha.

NewMoon
09-15-2008, 01:08 PM
I have this view now that kissing is dirty and I feel naughty when I do it LOL

demonika
09-15-2008, 08:08 PM
Oh my. I never, ever thought about that before.... I do the same thing. lol.

me niether! i didnt even think people sat down to change their pants!

CherryonTop
09-21-2008, 12:54 AM
i have a habit of trying to put things on my leg (money, reciepts) when I'm out, or down my top..

I shake my booty all the damn time now, everywhere, leaning against bartops, in the grocery store etc

I walk around naked/in just a thong at the gym (it weirds me out all these ladies trying to get dressed without showing off anything (boobs, butts, tummies)

I get pissy when I kiss my gf in public and guys yell at us to keep doing it - it's like 'dude, if I was at work you'd be tipping like mad, wtf'

I take off my clothes before my shoes

I automatically position myself to best show off my assets (ASSet) if I'm with a guy

heh...

needtodance
09-21-2008, 01:48 AM
When you totally realize you don't recognize swear words or innapropriate topics.

I was at a party for a photographer i worked with, and some of his other models asked me what I did. I imemdiately think "cover up stripper. say something funny" So i comment on my hobby-making baby clothes to sell. "I make baby clothes to sell, especially in unusual or small sizes. My apartments littered with them, and the dolls I model them on, last time I brought a guy over, he took one look at my bedroom and said "your going to swallow, right?" " Every. Eye. In. Room. On. Me. FLOOOR SWALLOW ME PLEASE!

Elvia
09-21-2008, 01:53 AM
^^^ For what it's worth, it made me laugh.

piepie
09-21-2008, 07:50 AM
After working until four am i got up at six to drop my daughter off at pre-k. we have to sign them. when i went to pick her up and sign her out.. i realized i signed her in with my stripper name:embarrass ( at work we sign in and out) thankfully her teacher didn't notice!!!

NewMoon
09-21-2008, 07:59 AM
^^^^Thank you for my first real laugh of the day :D

piepie
09-21-2008, 08:27 AM
ha ha ur welcome! good lord at least my name isn't something super obvious can't think of any really good examples but it could have been way worse!

saphire123456
09-21-2008, 08:32 AM
i also carry money or other stuff in my bra or thong, especially when i don't have pockets-its actually very convenient at the gym

giada
10-17-2008, 07:01 PM
deodorant on the bikini line to keep razor burn away - all lingerie becomes work clothes - telling people ur stage name - getting pissed at friends who forget ur stage name - i tend to try to be "smarter" if i'm drunk, i don't recommend this, u either sound like an idiot or the guy is intimidated - folding money in 1/2 long ways and then wrapping it around my middle finger (loose pieces out) to walk places (that's more cocktailing, but stage to stage too...) - practicing in the mirror to songs i like but haven't danced in 2 years - do that ALL the time...

mediocrity
10-17-2008, 08:16 PM
I do the butt shakin' in public thing. Constantly. Like waiting in line at the grocery store. Ugh.
I also do what I call "The Spatula" move even when my fella goes to touch my boobs unexpectedly... catch them around the wrist and re-direct the hands. I also tend to holler at him if he unexpectedly smacks my ass (HAAAAATE.)
When I meet new people I often have to wrestle my real name out of my mouth!

My little sister came to visit and when we went to the regular dance club, I felt like it was a work experience. Like she'd say she wanted drinks, and I'd be like "OK. Those guys look like they have money. Let's go talk to them."

I'm awful. Haha.

spartaca
10-18-2008, 07:48 AM
I assess men IRL (usually guys that i work with) by how much i'd make out of them ITC, like 'hmm, he'd be good for 200, he'd go for VIP' etc.

I hate speaking to drunk people without being paid for it.

I never expect to buy my own drinks.

'Naked' means wearing a full face of slap and heels - anything less doesn't count.

I use perfume like it was going out of fashion!

I have the ability to smile and look like i'm having a good time even when i'm not.

I don't see the fuss over the current fashion for 'super high tribute style heels' - it just means i can wear some of my old work shoes as regular shoes now!

I still assess the value of things in terms of how many dances or nights work it would cost.

Lady
10-18-2008, 09:44 AM
I am 100% guilty of peeking in mens wallets, ok I practically fall into some of them to get a good look, I booty clap while standing in ANY line! I dont like to be touched by strangers, I have COMPLETLY inapropriate conversations with EVERYONE!! Although now that I have been OTC for a while most of the convos are getting better. It annoys me that I cant reposition my thong in public, my hubby lets me know that when I do it. lol.
Guilty of booby grabbing, If I lean over someone I have an incredible urge to put my boobs as close to their face as humanly possible.
My husbands name is Paige. I used to dance by Paige. Not sure how many times in front of her I called the club .. can I talk to so and so, this is Paige. Then she gives me the wierd look. One day she foudn my CD case that has "Paiges cds dont touch" written accross it and she asks, why do your cds have MY name on them. I told her they were a friends, my friends name is Paige too.
I bend at the waist to pick shit up. at the gym we do palaties - not sure how to spell that - when we get on our hands and knees I noticed I am the only one arching my back and sticking out my butt! its embarrasing.
I too never thought of getting dressed while sitting, how wierd. How many of you put your dresses on by stepping into the neck rather than pulling them over your head like regular people!
we are all completly stripperfied

kellyallstar
10-18-2008, 10:25 AM
everytime I had my shoes off in my house, I walked around on my tip toes.

When I got naked I put my hand over the coochie even if it was in my bedroom with the bf.

I still cut tampon strings and tuck.

Paris
10-18-2008, 01:28 PM
I've been retired for two years now, and my stripper-self is still apparent.

I still shave my pubes daily. Even though my husband is the only one to see me nude these days, and he just like seeing me nude regardless.

Whenever I'm in a room full of people (it doesn't have to be a bar) I scan to see who is checking me out and make a little mental note that he/she could be useful in the future. (I've found myself doing this at school lately. Ugh! I can't turn off the hustle instinct)

When I hear a new song, I make up a stage routine in my head that would go with that song.

I check out hot girls and wonder what kind of stripper they would be.

I look at men's shoes and try to guess if he has money or not.

I'm still amazed that I can wake up in the morning! But if I have a few days off in a row, my night shift body-clock kicks back in.

Leona_Anne
10-18-2008, 01:47 PM
My friends tell me that I "act like a stripper." When asked to elaborate, they say that my conversations with complete strangers are generally ITC convos. Example: If I'm at the bar, I'll say something like "well, enough of this chit chat, let's get me drunk!" with a wink and nudge to the guy I'm talking to.

They also say that I walk differently - very confidently/sexily/etc.

I also do Yoga and I tend to think to myself what positions would look good on stage. haha.

winterrose
10-23-2008, 07:06 PM
forget that it is rude to readjust boobs in public and then look down the neck of my shirt to make sure they are even.

indianprincess
10-23-2008, 08:02 PM
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Perry
10-24-2008, 03:05 PM
I have to stop and think what my name is before I indroduce myself.

I have a knee-jerk reaction to tell people I don't know my own phone number.

I tell a story involving 3 of my friends and use 6 different names.

pogocat
10-24-2008, 10:35 PM
When I'm at the gym waiting on a machine i have a tendency to flex my ass cheeks and have to stop myself. I some times have to resist the urge to scratch my boob in public. when I'm drunk i'll grab my friends and pop my boobs back and forth across thier face (only the females though, it embarasses the crap out of them lol). I can come up with follow up questions to anything anyone says too. People are always telling me I'm facinating, but its just because i make them talk about themselves without realizing it.

Jewel21
10-25-2008, 01:42 PM
I got in the bathroom at my office job in a hurry a few weeks ago...Quickly grabed some brown paper (you know the one you dry your hands with after washing them), and took it in the stall with me...

I work at a nude club and NEVER use real toilet paper when I'm working since everything glows in the blakclight there.......so, everytime I go to the washroom at the club, I quickly grab some brown paper and go in the stall.

I'm pretty sure last time I checked my office job didn't require me to show my pussy in a black light....LOL

Raphaelle
10-28-2008, 05:16 AM
If I'm ever in a regular club, I feel ripped off and cranky that I have to talk to men when they're not tipping me. I always have trouble moving past second base in the bedroom and have to catch myself and tell myself that this isn't a customer. I'm consistently spinning around to answer to my stripper name in public before I catch myself just in time.

Heatherette
10-28-2008, 09:06 AM
i have a part time job since before i started dancing... and one of my coworkers has the same name as my stage name... i always find myself answering to her name it's so weird haha

charlygirl
11-04-2008, 11:50 PM
I grab the poles on the subway and check the friction/length as if I'm going to do a pole dance.
Try to read everything a guy says when i first meet him to see if he's been a custie.
Check out every hot girls walk because I can tell almost instantly if they are a stripper.
Dress standing up.Even put shoes on standing up.
Walk into a bar and immediately go into club mode, checking out guys for custie potential (free drinks/food).
Immediately unattracted to any guy who tries make the first move and touch me.
Always ask guys occupation to determine how much money they have.
Would rather eat sour lemons that open mouth kiss.
+ most f what you all have said too.
Phew! Glad to know this is all part of the job.

Nakita Kash
11-05-2008, 07:49 AM
have no problem whatsoever with nudity or derobing in front of random people and I hate it when guys flirt with me when I'm not at work
Amen! I walk around my backyard naked not even thinking twice. My hubby is the one who points out the neighbors watching! Oops!:O


I quickly back away if someone touches me unexpectedly.:DI call it stripper-aikido.

SAME! But I REALLY have it when it involves the butt. I can be in my own home with only my hubby around and he will unexpectedly grab-ass and I go at him swinging! He learned within a couple yrs not to do that anymore. The only time he is allowed to touch it is during sex and when I have warning ahead of time! lol, he will actually say "I'm gonna touch your butt" before doing it. Hehe, that's hard for him cause my butt is what brought us together... he's a butt man.:P


After working until four am i got up at six to drop my daughter off at pre-k. we have to sign them. when i went to pick her up and sign her out.. i realized i signed her in with my stripper name:embarrass

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!:D


When I hear a new song, I make up a stage routine in my head that would go with that song.

ALWAYS!