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Otoki
11-05-2008, 03:16 PM
I imagine every hot chick naked, and try to decide if she'd be a good stripper.

Haha, charlygirl, I do that pole check too!

pogocat
11-21-2008, 10:42 PM
I went to a Hooters with a guy friend and watched as all these old guys kept taking thier pictures. #1 I told my friend that I couldn't believe they would have thier pictures taken and then had to kind of think about it and then #2 told my friend that if they were smart they'd charge for having the pictures taken. I also saw girls sitting with tables and couldn't help but think that they should charge for thier time. Hooters basically makes me uncomfortable as hell now.

abadvi
11-22-2008, 08:22 PM
I always think about other girls and what kind of stripper they would make too! Also, I imagine how they would respond if I told them they should think about stripping.

Ruby Ruckus
11-22-2008, 09:40 PM
now, whenever i buy underwear, i always buy underwear that could be dual purpose. both to wear in the club and to wear in "real life"

i also get dressed and undressed standing up, as previously mentioned by a few other girls.

if someone makes a lewd comment to me, or stares at me, instead of ignoring it or telling them to fuck off, i extend my palm and demand a dollar. not always, but i've done it.

"you've got a nice ass there, sweetie"
"give me a fucking dollar. consider me pay-per-view, understand? don't waste my damn time"

Otoki
11-23-2008, 01:47 PM
if someone makes a lewd comment to me, or stares at me, instead of ignoring it or telling them to fuck off, i extend my palm and demand a dollar. not always, but i've done it.

"you've got a nice ass there, sweetie"
"give me a fucking dollar. consider me pay-per-view, understand? don't waste my damn time"
That is fucking AWESOME!

MissAlethea
11-24-2008, 01:51 PM
^^ I've done that, too! I got on the bus the other day, and there was nowhere to sit. This creepy old dude with the pedophile glasses goes
"You can sit on my lap, sweetheart!"
"Twenty bucks, bud, and you keep your hands to yourself."
"......."
"Yeah, I thought not."*goes back to my iPod*

Danielle_4370
11-25-2008, 09:10 AM
"you've got a nice ass there, sweetie"
"give me a fucking dollar. consider me pay-per-view, understand? don't waste my damn time"



"You can sit on my lap, sweetheart!"
"Twenty bucks, bud, and you keep your hands to yourself."
"......."
"Yeah, I thought not."*goes back to my iPod*

:rotfl:I LOVE THAT! Why can't I ever think of snappy comebacks like that? Now I want some perv to hit on me OTC! :rotfl:

Otoki
11-25-2008, 10:03 AM
how much about a nike shoes (http://www.smkings.com) ??every one know??
Seriously, wtf is this shit? What are you doing in the thread?

Lady Xplicit18
11-28-2008, 08:35 AM
Seriously, wtf is this shit? What are you doing in the thread?


Could someone say, thread jack?
I agree.
WTF are you doing on this thread?

Blue_Dust_Bunny
03-27-2009, 10:19 PM
This is such a cool topic, I just have to revive the thread >.>

Every time I go shopping for clothes, I plan how I can use it at work. It doesn't matter what the hell I was originally buying, I always leave with a bunch of "possible outfits".

I do the pole check thing too! Except I'm much worse. If I'm waiting at a bus stop sometimes I'll catch myself swinging around the pole and people giving me funny looks.

When I go to the beach, I spend all day walking around on tippy-toe. Even if I'm wearing flip-flops...I hate being so barely dressed and not in heels

I've also noticed my daily outfits getting skanky, and I don't even notice. Like, I'll want to wear corsets or lingerie tops as a regular top...only for my boyfriend to give me funny looks

Crow2
03-27-2009, 10:25 PM
Yesterday I was playing Monopoly with a guy friend and he gave me $15 when he owed me $14. In my head ran "Don't offer change. Say 'thank you very much' and assume it's a tip."

Whoops LOL! Any other stories?


That is so cute and funny...

I have VERY bad stripper habits. Guys are so thoughtless, they open their wallets anywhere. In a glance I check out his paper ( if there is any ) and plastic.

Next is the shoe thing. I look at guys shoes. Name brand and so on.
Also the wallet itself.. Guys can be name brand whores too! :P

chris91
03-28-2009, 12:24 AM
I have nipple rings that I pull on when I dance, and I'm constantly catching myself pulling on them in public. Like if I'm at the dentist watching tv in the waiting room.

Alexis81
03-29-2009, 01:57 PM
I am always responding to my stage name. Doesn't matter where I am if I hear Alexis I react.

I always seem to have thongs in my purse and pull them out when I need something from the bottom. My boyfriend once grabbed them off the counter thing and Walmart and shoved them in his pocket and it didn't even occur to me why.

And I abolutley hate it when guys come up to me in public. I am so rude to them and I'm sure they have no idea why.

WoWoWolfie
03-29-2009, 04:28 PM
I have garters everywhere. My purse, my bathroom, my car.
I count songs when I listen to music.
I drive home from the club in silence.
I give every guy the sexy eyes and that come here smile.8)

I got coffee today and they guy asked for my name for when my order was ready. I told him my stage name.
Thats a "problem" for every stripper isn't it.

Ruby Ruckus
03-29-2009, 05:25 PM
several instances from my trip to savannah that i just got home from:

i decided to challenge myself not to have to buy my own drink once while i was there. so i made up specific hustles to fit the situations we were in, and picked targets. example: i asked a guy for a light for my cigarette when i had one in my pocket, and turned it into "buy me a drink?" in under a minute and a half without coming off rudely or planned.

i also bummed cigarettes constantly, including from old men at wafflehouse. all it took was a wink from across the restaurant.

the two friends i was in town with (both guys, ex boyfriends of mine at that...) were disappointed they didn't have my stripper skills.

Chrissy562
03-30-2009, 12:17 AM
--I tend to stretch onstage when there aren't any customers around, and when I do floor stretches before working out, I usually just fall into my routine. Around my guy friends and random small children, of course.

--I don't have pot-holders in my kitchen, I just use my extra Crown Royal bags.

--When I'm either happy or annoyed and walking, I'll "click" my feet together like I have dancer shoes on, even in bare feet.

I also glare at strange men who look at me ^_^

dayna
03-30-2009, 12:49 AM
I check out girls breasts where ever i go to see if there real or fake!

callista
03-30-2009, 02:45 AM
I check out girls breasts where ever i go to see if there real or fake!

lol me too! also, constant boob fluffing/readjusting, sticking my hand under my waistband towards the kitty, walking around naked, flirting with any guy sitting by me at a bar, and ignoring anyone under 30ish.

callista
03-30-2009, 02:47 AM
oh, and lets not forget the heavy eye makeup, no matter what.

Kaelyria
03-30-2009, 02:47 PM
I had a bit of a freak out this morning when my bank statement came in. I had way more money in savings than I thought I did. I know it's weird to freak out because you HAVE money but this threw me for a loop. I swore I'd spent almost $400 this week and it took me almost an hour to make the connection to the fact that I went back to work at a club this week and have made all my purchases in cash. We all had a good laugh about that one.

I keep forgetting which bag has my wallet in it and for some reason I'm possessed with a strange urge to keep my cash in my pockets rather than in my wallet/purse. I just don't feel comfortable with abstracts like cash not being on my person. If I could I'd strap it to my sneaker/sandal/leg while i was shopping that would be ideal.

I understand the urge to tip everyone for just about anything. At my bar we get non-alcoholic drinks for free. Whenever I drop $2 or $3 for my pepsi on the counter I get this odd look from the bartender and a "What's this for?" to which I answer "Pouring my drinks." with a confused look that usually makes the bartender smile.

~K

mediocrity
03-30-2009, 08:00 PM
I have garters everywhere. My purse, my bathroom, my car.
I count songs when I listen to music.
I drive home from the club in silence.
I give every guy the sexy eyes and that come here smile.8)

I got coffee today and they guy asked for my name for when my order was ready. I told him my stage name.
Thats a "problem" for every stripper isn't it.

I have to force myself to use my real name. When I went to visit M for St Pat', ther was an old guy who kept talking to me. I had to keep getting M to snap me out of it because I could feel myself slipping into work mode and was going to hustle that guys for drinks for our group.

I am also guilty of boob fluffing, and peering into the wallets of those near me.

Otoki
03-31-2009, 08:25 AM
^^Pray tell, what is this "boob fluffing", M?

blueyeztiff
03-31-2009, 01:39 PM
Pretty much the same as everyone else.
Boob adjusting anywhere, everywhere
Pulling on my nipple rings anywhere, everywhere
Butt-shaking in any line
Obscene conversations in public without thinking twice about who might hear
Hustle mode at any bar
Wallet checking
Slipping money into the waistband of my pants instead of in my wallet
Clicking my feet together as if they were my work heels
I can walk, run, dance, and skip in a pair of 8 in platforms but cant walk right in a pair of regular heels to save my life... LOL

MSNYC
04-01-2009, 11:09 AM
Buttcrobatics, yes, and using babywipes all the time!

hoshi_x
04-02-2009, 02:33 AM
-i want to tip everyone [people that work jobs that you don't normally tip like the bus driver, person at the store, etc.]
-when i am standing still for a long time, i have the urge to booty clap
-i'll play with my boobs in the shower
-when i have sex with my boyfriend i kinda 'dance' or somthing. Kinda wiggle my legs or like when i'm giving him head i'll just kinda 'put on a show'. Sometimes he's like "dude, you're not at work"
-when i go to the bar, i always "hussle" for drinks. I won't talk to guys that i know won't buy me and my friends drinks.
-I flirt with everyone-its such a bad habit ><
-When i go clubbing/to the bar I always feel like i have to censor myself so i don't give myself away. [sometimes i just want to bust out on the DJ stage and start dancing all over the floor and such]
- I want nothing to do with guys under 27
-I stuff/cut off my tampon string even when i don't work
-When i have people at my house, i always have to remind myself to close the door when i change clothes
-I can only dance in heels
-I hate being hit on by guys when I'm not getting paid for it
-I love a new song if i can picture myself stripping to it
-When ever I tip my bartender/waitress/etc i always fold my money stripper style
-I always ask what a guy does for a living to see if he has money .__.;
-My stripper make up is my IRL make up
-I'm willing to pay $60 for a pair of new stripper shoes with out a discount, but with everyday sneakers or heels, I don't want too.
-Sometimes i'll hussle my boyfriend for like the remote or like for dinner. wtf?
-I'm mean to men that try to talk to me sometimes, well usually.
-Looking at other girls' boobs to determine if they're fake or not

Same habits as everyone else!

chitownchick
04-02-2009, 10:09 AM
i have always been open about nudity but since dancing for so many years i noticed i have become even more liberal. I was at the gym the other day and there were work men in the womens locker area doing something anyways, i was changing clothes and one of the younger male employees walked right by and checked me out, i was talking to my friend and she goes "oh my god, youre naked"! and i was like huh? oh yeah , who cares? she was shocked.

chitownchick
04-02-2009, 10:10 AM
i agre with the tipping too, i try to tip everyone. i have actually insulted people before.

hustlebunny
04-02-2009, 10:20 AM
Yeah, I am an over tipper for sure! Hmmm....not sure if i amswered this already but... I booty clap at odd moments when standing still, like when washing dishes. I have to stop myself from doing this in public. I walk around the dressing room at the gym brazenly naked while women are trying to be demure and dress quickly under their towels. I used to think of prices in terms of how many dances the thing cost's or nights for bigger ticket items... yeah,i'm sure i put these same answers somewhere in this post oh, well. no time to check! lol Oh and baby wipes live by my toilet and in every bag i carry... I am always hustling for the best deal, with a smile and assuming the close will be achieved ;) !!!

mediocrity
04-02-2009, 12:40 PM
^^Pray tell, what is this "boob fluffing", M?

Boob fluffing is when you adjust your boobs in your bra, (or shirt whatevs) to maximize cleavage or adjust. I have literally sat upright in a movie teater, stuck my hands under my shirt, shoved them into a more comfortable position and then checked over my shirt when completed. Haha. In front of my sister's fiance.

Luckily she's known him 10 years and he knows what I do so it wasnt a big deal. ;)

krchab99
04-02-2009, 01:26 PM
i have always been open about nudity but since dancing for so many years i noticed i have become even more liberal. I was at the gym the other day and there were work men in the womens locker area doing something anyways, i was changing clothes and one of the younger male employees walked right by and checked me out, i was talking to my friend and she goes "oh my god, youre naked"! and i was like huh? oh yeah , who cares? she was shocked.
im laughing so hard that is so me its not even funny ;D

sunnie86
04-02-2009, 04:30 PM
all of my money is face up and biggest bills go inside and smaller bills on the outside also if i need to bend to pick something up its always straight legged ass up in the air. and sneakers hurt my feet i love wearing heels the higher the better

chris91
04-03-2009, 03:30 AM
Buttcrobatics

best word ever

blueyedmiss18
04-03-2009, 06:58 AM
recently went to another SC as a custie with friends most of them dont know i dance... there was a girl with the same stage name as mine when the dj called her to go on stage i got up out of my seat and almost went on untill my friends asked where i was going i quickly realized and said the bathroom...

same night a girl that worked there dropped all of her money on the floor i went over to her and asked if she needed a rubberband to wrap it around her garter

sad part is i just started dancing its crazy how quick you pick up habits and dont even realize

charlygirl
04-06-2009, 06:03 PM
all of my money is face up and biggest bills go inside and smaller bills on the outside

Me too. I put the smaller bills on the outside so no one can see how much I really have. I stuff the roll into my cleavage and getting rid of loose change if I don't have a bag. I..
Hold my metrocard in my bra at all times when out.
Shave everywhere daily just in case I need to take off my clothes somewhere (changing roomgym etc)
Keep all of my outfits in color coordinated seperate ziplock bags.
Have separate bags for day make up and club make up.