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xParisx
09-05-2008, 09:32 PM
this guy has been in every friday for about a month now...well that ive noticed...he wears a long jacket...i did the mistake of going up to him...he whips out tarot cards from his jacket...then nail polish saying he wants to paint my nails...and then a laser...then i walk off very fast...
saw another girl go up to him and pat him on the head and it was a wig and fell off...lmfao

he keeps trying to get my attention by flashing the laser at me....i do pretty well at ignoring him tho last night he just would not stop n started to annoy me..

SassyPants
09-05-2008, 10:04 PM
Dirty Santa: Comes alone to the club, and gives out $10 to every girl who sits on his lap and tells him what they want for Xmas. Dreses in red, completely with greasy white hair and beard. Smells like a third-world toilet on a hundred-degree day. Will eventually sucker a newbie into dancing for him. During said dance, Santa's hands are everywhere at once while he bitches about Mrs. Claus not giving it up.

+1 on the eww factor!

Laylas
09-06-2008, 04:17 AM
My first week of dancing, I ran into "Creepy Panties Guy". He would question me forever about what type of panties I like to wear, favorite colors, brands, styles, etc while I sucked down my two $10 drinks. The next time I would see him, he would proudly present me with a pair of fugly granny Wal-Mart undies and whisper excitedly in my ear that he was wearing an identical pair.

This went on for about 6 months, and I amassed an amazing array of ugly underwear (never the same pair twice) in my work locker that I eventually gave to Goodwill.

Perry
09-06-2008, 04:30 AM
We had one PL basically move into our club. He wrote poetry for us and just said strange random things. And he did yoga in the club. Like, the cente of the club, moving furniture aside like it was his living room. /:O

When we wouldn't talk to him, he'd sit down with other customers, sometimes they'd buy him dances to politely get rid of him.He rarely bought dances, but when he did - he would dance for us. If he tipped it was always tolkens from Chucky Cheeses, or old pennies he thought were cool.

The worst was when he wore a shirt that said I Eat More Pussy Than Cervical Cancer. :O

Manager wouldn't ban him untill he started trying to bring his dog in.

golden41
09-07-2008, 08:52 PM
holy shit the freaks come out in this thread like i had never imagined.

mine is lame. there is an older guy who comes in 3 times a week and he brings a tea set and sets it up at his table and makes tea at the bar then tries to get us to sit with him for a real tea party. he never buys dances but is always inviting girls to his boat, to his pool, his home theater, a bbq, an expensive hotel. but this guy is so broke he just tips $5 maximum on the stage everytime and is there for 4+ hrs arranging and rearranging his tea party or following us around if we arent with another customer.

CKXXX
09-07-2008, 09:17 PM
Oh God...if I start I may not stop with the PL club regs I've met over the years.

Briefly...

The guy who would take you for a dance and pull his wifes used vibrator out of his pocket and try to get you to use it on yourself. Saw him a cpl years later at a different club and he told me his wife had left him and he was getting divorced.Big shocker there dude. Cant imagine why she didnt stay with you.

The guy who tried to convince everyone he was a spy and he was living undercover working as a cab driver because the US government was afraid of him because he knew too much. He also would talk about all the 100 pound or less girls who wanted him SO bad but he just didnt have the time for them(he was in his 60's and about 400 pounds).
Oddly enough I consider him a friend(it was in Key West...he's kind of a local character there) and he's a really sweet guy who I could call right now and he'd give me the shirt off his back if I needed it. The one and ONLY time he's ever actually called my cell number(yes I gave it to him..again...Key West...its a different world there)was right after Wilma hit to make sure I was ok and didnt need anything.

Guy who used to come in looking for a girl who looked like his sister. Unfortunately...I'm apparently a dead ringer for her. Yay me. He finally told me that he was so happy that he had found a hooker that looked like me since I wouldnt give it up. NO dude...you found a hooker who looks like YOUR SISTER.

There are a LOT more....

LilyLove
09-07-2008, 09:21 PM
holy shit the freaks come out in this thread like i had never imagined.

mine is lame. there is an older guy who comes in 3 times a week and he brings a tea set and sets it up at his table and makes tea at the bar then tries to get us to sit with him for a real tea party. he never buys dances but is always inviting girls to his boat, to his pool, his home theater, a bbq, an expensive hotel. but this guy is so broke he just tips $5 maximum on the stage everytime and is there for 4+ hrs arranging and rearranging his tea party or following us around if we arent with another customer.

That would be so fun if he actually paid for the time doing that!

Luxurious1
09-07-2008, 09:22 PM
^ wtf @ the sister guy...creepppyyy!

CKXXX
09-07-2008, 09:29 PM
^ wtf @ the sister guy...creepppyyy!

Yeah I finally asked him one day outright if he'd ever fucked his sister. He said "I dont think I know you enough to answer that"

Um..yeah...thats a yes buddy. Le ew. :no:

evan_essence
09-07-2008, 11:11 PM
Ha ha ha. OMG, whenever I delude myself into thinking I may want to un-retire, all I need is to read a thread like this to wake up and keep my desk job. Thank you, ladies.

Made me think about a blast from my past ...

HOUSE OF WAX DUDE. No, not someone who works in a museum of wax figures, but rather this guy had wax coming out of his ears. And even worse than coming in without taking care of personal hygiene beforehand is taking care of it in public in front of God and everyone. Like, this guy would grab a napkin and try to clean out his ears at the table. Uhhhhhhhhh, it makes me cringe just typing this.

I made the mistake of talking music with him one night after overhearing him mentioning to the DJ some indie bands I like. He tells me I'd really love some of the other songs he listens to. And he proceeded to pull out an iPod Shuffle from his pocket and offered his earbuds so I could listen to a couple of his favorite tunes. :O Errrrrrrr, thanks but I better get back to work.

-Ev

hazel_eyes
09-07-2008, 11:23 PM
Massage and Wine guy:

This dude will come in, tip $1 on stage (if you're lucky, and who wouldn't feel that way?) and tell us to come sit with him. He'll buy a drink and offer a back rub. This is only so you will rub his. I remember one time I told him I sprained my wrist so I couldn't give him one. He proceeded to tell me to just use my good hand. Creep

He doesn't tip at all after that and not once have I seen him buy a dance. The only reason I ever sit with him is if it's slow. If we don't sell 5 drinks at my club, we have to pay for the ones we didn't sell. that is the only time he is helpful

Plus, he wants to get girls drunk on his cheap ass wine. I told him I was strictly a vodka girl. He bought me a little bottle of skohl (ew) and was acting all proud about it. I didn't drink it and he got pissed. haha

He is like the new girl initiation at my club. He ropes newbies in, and we don't tell them until they come back into the dressing room about how he is. Mean, I know, but we all went through getting our hopes up with him.

He doesn't seem to know what deoderant is, either.

mina loy
09-08-2008, 01:29 AM
not so pathetic, just kind of different:

bread and butter guy:

will occasionally buy $100 worth of VIP dances from select girls. in the meantime the bouncers seat him at a great table and he always seems to bring with him a loaf of bread and a stick of butter. i don't think we even serve bread and butter at the in-club restaurant, so i assume that he brings his own. so he'll eat his bread and butter, watch the tv screen, and then somehow some girl gets $100 out of him.

venusace138
09-08-2008, 08:49 PM
We had one PL basically move into our club. He wrote poetry for us and just said strange random things. And he did yoga in the club. Like, the cente of the club, moving furniture aside like it was his living room. /:O

When we wouldn't talk to him, he'd sit down with other customers, sometimes they'd buy him dances to politely get rid of him.He rarely bought dances, but when he did - he would dance for us. If he tipped it was always tolkens from Chucky Cheeses, or old pennies he thought were cool.

The worst was when he wore a shirt that said I Eat More Pussy Than Cervical Cancer. :O

Manager wouldn't ban him untill he started trying to bring his dog in.


Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn! hahahaha