View Full Version : Would you rather have herpes or a baby?
herpes all the way, at least it doesnt scream all night or poop (that i know of) lol this is a damn funny thread
Brendita
09-04-2008, 05:51 PM
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DJ Steve
09-04-2008, 05:52 PM
i am laughing my ass off over here.
i voted herpes, herpes means i cant have sex anymore
baby means i cant do anything anymore
Natalie731
09-04-2008, 05:54 PM
YUCK. I choose neither. NO BABIES = NO HERPES lol eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Natalie731
09-04-2008, 05:55 PM
lol dj steve u are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassandra39
09-04-2008, 05:56 PM
HERPES!! Then I'd get some Chlamidea and Gonnorea for some extra moolah! Really milk the system ya know?
Luxurious1
09-04-2008, 06:13 PM
^ hee hee
iambonbon05
09-04-2008, 07:33 PM
The herpes comes with free implants, right?
Actually, I'll take lipo with my herpes, plzkthx.
TheSexKitten
09-04-2008, 07:34 PM
I would take herpes, and I would go on one of those dating services to find a hot nerdy boy who also has herpes. And then we could herpe it up together. :D
Lysondra
09-04-2008, 07:37 PM
The herpes comes with free implants, yes.. because since you chose to have an abortion, boob jobs are free.
jaizaine
09-04-2008, 07:38 PM
herpe it up together LOL.
Sophia_Starina
09-04-2008, 08:19 PM
/:O what... the..... fuck....
Lysondra
09-04-2008, 08:21 PM
^ Read happygiggles new thread.
Lysondra
09-04-2008, 08:22 PM
Actually:
wow. this would cause a major outbreak of AIDS as a lot of people think the worse effect from sex is a baby.
anyway, if you can't afford the abortion, then all you can do is have the baby.....both of you were wrong here so he's not as big as an ass as it seems. yeah, he was wrong for poking holes in the condom, but there wasn't supposed to be any sex anyway. go get tested for stds if you haven't already. i would rather have a baby than herpes any day
rubyredlipsss
09-04-2008, 08:24 PM
since i can't resist a poll...i pick herpes! yayz!
vivianbear
09-04-2008, 08:30 PM
The herpes comes with free implants, yes.. because since you chose to have an abortion, boob jobs are free.
WHAT?!!
Boob jobs are free with Herpes now? Fuck! That's even cheaper than Thailand! Can i get mine upgraded? I'll go bigger and take the ragin'-est herpes, for sure. If the meds are free and my hubby promises not to divorce me, I don't see what the problem is. I'll probably adopt my kids down the line anyway. I wouldn't take one now for anything.
I really hated my free abortion (yes, I got a FREE one) so even if they're passing out free boobs with abortions, I'd probably pass.
fancygirl
09-04-2008, 08:50 PM
The herpes comes with free implants, right?
Actually, I'll take lipo with my herpes, plzkthx.
note to self: must siggy this when I get
regular computer access.
StarryEyes
09-04-2008, 10:16 PM
I voted for the baby. Because I can get a free boob job from the government. It'll only be temporary though.
fancygirl
09-04-2008, 11:16 PM
^ free anti-boob lift with each baby.
StarryEyes
09-04-2008, 11:42 PM
^^ LOL Yes. We must keep the bewbies looking fabulous, even after the baby.
And if you breastfeed, they will throw in free Botox.
RoseLeigh
09-05-2008, 01:02 AM
Trying to figure out which would hurt more. Herpes seems like it would hurt BUT I get to ride a horse on the beach (is there a way to do this WITHOUT Valtrex?). Babies definitely hurt. A lot. No horses on beaches. A minivan maybe.
I can't tell you guys how much this whole thread has cheered me.
MeanGirl
09-05-2008, 01:18 AM
Hmm.. i read the thread this was inspired by otherwise i would think Lys was werid, lol. i'd rather have a baby, but i want one so that's kinda not fair , huh.
Lysondra
09-05-2008, 01:27 AM
I was totally waiting for someone who didn't get it to get on my case for being a fruitcake...
JayATee
09-05-2008, 01:30 AM
The herpes comes with free implants, yes.. because since you chose to have an abortion, boob jobs are free.
Damn why didn't anyone tell me this?! I bought the implants and THEN had the abortion.....
GoldCoastGirl
09-05-2008, 04:05 AM
baby- cause i'm only stuck with that for 18 years and stuck with herpes forever.
So are you planning to kill your kid or somehow have the child die when it reaches 18 years old................ because a lot of people live with their folks on/off throughout their lives.... plus you never stop being a parent. never.
i chose herpies. the gift that keeps on giving! ;D
princessparis
09-05-2008, 06:02 AM
I choose the baby cause at least the baby is cute ;D
Maybe i'm partial cause i just gave birth to an unplanned little guy.... i didn't want him at first.... but now i love the little dude like crazy! I may only get two hours of sleep after every two hours of feeding.... but christ this kid is cute!
LMAO.... you can grow to love an unwanted baby..... but you can't say the same for herpes
bwwwwaaaahhhhhahahahaha!!!!!! Is this only funny to my sleep deprived ass???
8eyespyder
09-05-2008, 06:11 AM
Deff. choose Herpes, I already have it tho. But a baby would most likely = stretch marks, so hell no to baby.
kitana
09-05-2008, 06:44 AM
The herpes comes with free implants, yes.. because since you chose to have an abortion, boob jobs are free.
Then YES sign me up for the herpes!
I get a free boob job, government aid for them AND food stamps!
Where's the down side again?!
iambonbon05
09-05-2008, 01:42 PM
The herpes comes with free implants, yes.. because since you chose to have an abortion, boob jobs are free.
Yes, I had to check. That was the way I interpreted it, but you know, these threads were confusing. My brain was too busy exploding from certain comments to focus on the details, like free boobies with my herpes. But temporary ones.
phillyvixen
09-05-2008, 04:33 PM
I picked baby cause i already have one and i like to fuck strangers without giving them diseases
Perry
09-05-2008, 05:06 PM
I picked baby. I can probably sell it to a shady resturant.
kitana
09-05-2008, 05:24 PM
I picked baby. I can probably sell it to a shady resturant.
But you CAN'T sell it! It is unsellable!
anomar
09-05-2008, 06:42 PM
I'm shocked by how even this vote is!
I voted herpes.
StarryEyes
09-06-2008, 01:35 AM
I'll choose the baby, because I love babies. But the baby better not have herpes.
** Forgive my slap-happy ass*
Perry
09-06-2008, 01:44 AM
But you CAN'T sell it! It is unsellable!
Hmmm, can I make dumplings?
http://www.dianying.com/images/moviepics/sg22004.jpg
Luxurious1
09-06-2008, 01:45 AM
Laughing.so.hard.
kitana
09-06-2008, 02:13 AM
Hmmm, can I make dumplings?
http://www.dianying.com/images/moviepics/sg22004.jpg
The baby is a super baby, and if you make dumplins out of it, you will grow another baby; so it's your choice, lol!
desavirsire
09-06-2008, 02:51 PM
But you CAN'T sell it! It is unsellable!
Can we GIVE it away?
Lysondra
09-06-2008, 05:45 PM
You can give herpes away more than once...
Optimist
09-06-2008, 09:54 PM
I picked baby. I could give away the baby not the herpes. Well you could give away herpes but some people may not like that.
OH MAN!!! The sad face was pricless!! :rotfl:
flickad
09-06-2008, 10:06 PM
Herpes. I'm sure they'll come up with a cure for it one of these days.
Corgan
09-07-2008, 01:25 AM
baby :D
ellebelle
09-07-2008, 01:38 AM
hahahahahahhaha omfg best thread ever.
I think I'd go for herpes. At least they come and go.. don't they? A baby is 20 years of hell, you can't put ointment on.
flickad
09-07-2008, 02:15 AM
hahahahahahhaha omfg best thread ever.
I think I'd go for herpes. At least they come and go.. don't they? A baby is 20 years of hell, you can't put ointment on.
Hell, you might end up doing less time for murder.
~Isabella
09-07-2008, 02:38 AM
hmm..at first chose baby but then got to thinking..what if I had one of those kids that screamed all the time? What if I had one with some strange deformity where it's asshole comes out it's forehead? I think I change my decision to herpes. But what if they are oral herpes and you gotta wear them on you rface all the time? What if they are anal herpes and you scratch your butt in public all the time? Then having a baby with an asshole on it's forehead might not be so bad...
hmm..this is a hard choice.
FUCK IT.
I choose Syphilis.
pookie
09-07-2008, 04:23 AM
baby...i'd rather go through a lifetime of headaches and $$ then have herpes
WOW really you're brave!!!
but its one or the other. you cant have your cake and eat it!
ColetteCalahan
09-07-2008, 05:15 AM
if it's HAVING a baby (as in, "oh my, there's a baby on my doorstep!") rather than GOING through pregnancy, then I'd rather have a baby and give it to a nice, intelligent, successful infertile artsy couple in Laguna Beach. ;D I'm too paranoid for herpes... it'd destroy me emotionally. I don't have the fortitude to deal with something like that. Or to raise a child.
bellasera
09-07-2008, 08:35 AM
omg lol! def. herpes, at least my family wouldn't have to find out and disown me.
Hello_Kitty27
09-07-2008, 05:25 PM
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/files/images/productdetails/herpes.jpg
I choose herpes, in stuffed animal form. I'm pretty sure actual herpes won't be as cute. And I know babies are't are cute, IMO, so I pick this. No one said it had to be ACTUAL herpes, did they?
kitana
09-08-2008, 12:03 AM
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/files/images/productdetails/herpes.jpg
I choose herpes, in stuffed animal form. I'm pretty sure actual herpes won't be as cute. And I know babies are't are cute, IMO, so I pick this. Non one said it had to be ACTUAL herpes, did they?
OOOOH! Way to skirt around the rules!!!!
I do have to agree, the stuffed herpes is adorable!