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ViolaStrings
09-08-2008, 12:04 AM
^ it looks like a sunflower!

Sophia_Ashley
09-08-2008, 05:44 PM
What if you already have both?

:D I guess then you can decide if you want a different strain/outbreak or another kid

Sophia_Ashley
09-08-2008, 05:45 PM
You can give herpes away more than once...

And you can only give the baby away ..once. At least on the blackmarket.

lazydaisy
09-11-2008, 09:49 AM
Well if there's a stuffed herpe, I don't know why I can't have one of those false pregnancies complete with a stuffed Cabbage Patch doll at the end...

ViolaStrings
09-11-2008, 11:19 AM
^ all those stretch marks and all that pain for a stuffed doll?

At least you can sell the real baby.

Havana
09-11-2008, 11:36 AM
Not to put a serious side here, but I'd pick having the baby.

With herpes, you run the risk of giving any future children herpes through childbirth. They can get sores all over their body. An infant, come on now. Yah, thanks, no.

Sophia_Ashley
09-11-2008, 01:00 PM
:insert some Jerry Springer audience action:

GO TO OPRAH. ^

Sophia_Ashley
09-11-2008, 01:05 PM
^ all those stretch marks and all that pain for a stuffed doll?

At least you can sell the real baby.



God I need Jerry Blank's input.

phillyvixen
09-12-2008, 02:29 PM
:insert some Jerry Springer audience action:

GO TO OPRAH. ^

OMFG I just burst out laughing and woke up the damn baby


hmmm maybe i should have picked herpes /:O

I kid i kid

desavirsire
09-15-2008, 06:50 PM
GO TO OPRAH. ^


:rotfl: :rotfl:

JayATee
09-21-2008, 09:32 PM
HAVING a baby (as in, "oh my, there's a baby on my doorstep!")

Haha! I want to have kids like this!!! Look honey! The stork dropped it off, can we keep it? Pleeeeeeeeeease?? ;D

misspthesweetesttaboo
09-21-2008, 09:44 PM
You can only give a baby away once.

You can keep giving away herpes.

I'm jus' sayin'.


O M G



:D

VegasPrincess
09-23-2008, 01:25 AM
LOL!!!

I would pick Herpes because well...as annoying as it may be

Herpres wouldn't wake me up at night screaming
Herpes doesn't need a college fund
Herpes doesn't ask why mommy cries, or why daddy drinks
If I want to run some errands, I don't have to find a babysitter for herpes.
My mom wouldn't insist she knew how to raise Herpes better than I did
Herpes won't grow up to eventually resent me one day.
When leaving a store, Herpes doesn't beg for a candy bar at the checkout.

cinammonkisses
09-23-2008, 10:13 AM
Not to put a serious side here, but I'd pick having the baby.

With herpes, you run the risk of giving any future children herpes through childbirth. They can get sores all over their body. An infant, come on now. Yah, thanks, no.
I think that may have been why I avoided this thread as long as I did. I do take matters like this seriously. :( Like you, I'd keep the baby.

nicole84
09-25-2008, 09:44 AM
I chose herpes...

Hell, most folks already have it, lol.

kellyallstar
10-23-2008, 06:34 PM
I picked baby. I could give away the baby not the herpes. Well you could give away herpes but some people may not like that.
LOL true that. coldsores on the cooch doesn't sound so great.

Honey71783
11-20-2008, 10:55 PM
I avoided this thread as long as I could... I swear I'm a hypochondriac... After reading this thread, I checked my panache for herpes... :magnify:

Oh yeah... I'd rather have herpes than a baby... for now...

I'm like Reese Witherspoon in that new movie trailer, "I like babies... Babies just don't like me..." <baby insanely barfs all over her>

krys
11-21-2008, 05:06 AM
I chose herpes...

Hell, most folks already have it, lol.

exactly what i was going to say ... 70% of the populatation has herpes, most don't even realise it.

if you have ever had a cold sore you have herpes, the virus stays, the syptoms don't.

baby - herpes - both a pain in the end :O

threlayer
11-21-2008, 12:38 PM
when you're out in public, no one asks to take a peek at your herpes