View Full Version : Bad Boob Job Pics
inferior wine
11-25-2008, 01:56 PM
http://www.viciousenterprises.com/summersblog/goodbad1.jpg
This is exactly how I'd look like if I ever get implants. And I've always wanted decent boobs. :'(:-[
ViolaStrings
11-25-2008, 02:04 PM
I'm sure you have decent boobs, but if you get implants they just have to relieve the tension inside your breasts so your implants don't look tuberous. They do that a number of ways.
jung cheng
11-25-2008, 02:21 PM
http://www.viciousenterprises.com/summersblog/goodbad1.jpg
my friends had boobs like the first picture except more shrivelled and after she ended up like the second picture, they looked more stretched though nd she still hd he the shrivell marks, she used to be massive and then lost alot of weight very quickly x
Spankie55
11-25-2008, 04:20 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/mihydw.jpg
This can't be real..
seriously?
If I looked like that,I most certainly would not show my breasts in public!!!
Spankie55
11-25-2008, 04:27 PM
and oh.
You gotta love it when female bodybuilders get implants.
Yum.
http://i35.tinypic.com/11uak9z.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/r87780.jpg
Miss_Luscious
11-25-2008, 05:01 PM
^^^Those broads do have terrible boob jobs but I'd be the last to tell them. Those bitches will whoop anyone's ass.
inferior wine
11-25-2008, 06:38 PM
I have some respect for these ladies. I wouldn't in a million years show my boobies if they were too look like that. No self image issues there. Go girls.
angelicat
11-25-2008, 06:44 PM
I would think it would be hard to have normal looking fakies with that much muscle in your chest...?
Spankie55
11-25-2008, 08:56 PM
^^yeah,the muscle makes them look worse than they actually are.
My ex's mother is a body builder..she's beastly!
I have alotta respect for them though,takes a lot of hard hard work to look like that.
ViolaStrings
11-25-2008, 09:04 PM
^ bodybuilders = gross, fitness/figure models = hot
What woman wants to look like a gorilla?
Spankie55
11-26-2008, 01:42 AM
Ive come to the conclusion that the 1st pic I posted is actually a dude..
Kyleigh1984
11-26-2008, 08:44 PM
Ive come to the conclusion that the 1st pic I posted is actually a dude..
I forgot her name, but she has a myspace page, and on it she doesn't say anything about having been a man...plus her other pics look like a female.
spartaca
11-28-2008, 08:27 AM
Holy fuck, these are terrible. I always go back and forth between eventually getting implants, but i think this post may well have settled it for good. While mine may be small, they are at LEAST nicely shaped. If they were odd looking and small I might risk it but...hell no.
I do have a question for the ladies who have them: do you plan on having them for the rest of your life? Like are they a permanent fixture because you've carved a pocket in the chest wall and the skin is stretched, so you have to just keep replacing them every so many years. Or if you only got smallish implants, is there an option of taking them out in the future, so you're not 80 with perky tits, or perhaps even stuck with grapefruits in a socks on your chest.
Mine are for life - they also have a lifetime guarantee (cohesive silicone) so i don't have to get them replaced, and since they aren't massive i don't see why i should get smaller ones. I always said i'm looking forward to having the perkiest tits in the rest home!
hotrodriguez
11-28-2008, 08:57 AM
Aaaaah breadloaf boobs!
http://www.implantinfo.com/banda4/364symmastia/2monthpostredo.jpg
The breadloafing is always the surgeon's fault. He over-dissects the pocket that the breast implants go in to.
MoetATL07
11-28-2008, 09:22 AM
lol
like this?
http://i34.tinypic.com/v7b2n6.jpg
Yikes her whole body is gross cover that shit up PLEASE.
I have taken care of some elderly women with fake boobs and they still look good but its still kinda strange seeing a older woman with tits that look better than mine.
babybambi08
11-28-2008, 07:41 PM
I can't believe she is actually smiling about that
lol me neither.. looks like cone tites.. I feel bad for these girls..i cant image spending all that money and looking bad.. I would freak..
supercelestine
11-29-2008, 09:28 AM
http://i38.tinypic.com/mihydw.jpg
This can't be real..
seriously?
If I looked like that,I most certainly would not show my breasts in public!!!
I dont know what's worse; the titties or the mouth/tongue? gross..
Spankie55
11-29-2008, 02:05 PM
^^The tongue made me laugh
thought I was the only one who caught that.
haha.
The CVS brand baby oil is pretty funny too.
HoolaTwist
11-29-2008, 02:11 PM
^^The tongue made me laugh
thought I was the only one who caught that.
haha.
The CVS brand baby oil is pretty funny too.
haha I was just thinking the same thing :D
LEIGH_LANDON
11-29-2008, 02:33 PM
there was a feature in Canada I think it was Grace Harlow?? that did quite well and had the uniboob thing going on - she would tell everyone she had them done that way on purpose...go figure. something about a tube keeping them connected in the middle - yah, ok?
But on the other hand some chicks have boob jobs that you can drive a car thru the space in the middle waaaaaay to far apart and to me that looks just as freaky.
someone mentioned here, that - what you have going in? is what you get coming out - just bigger. its the truth. (unless your surgeon is a vet)
if the broad has no existing tissue too? they end up looking pretty bad, all round and creepy.
spartaca
11-30-2008, 11:55 AM
If you have no existing tissue but don't go too big then you can still get a fairly natural result, the problem comes with surgeons using entirely the wrong size and type of implants for the patient (or often the patient demanding the wrong size and type of implant). Came across another bad boob job today that goes to show money doesn't necessarily buy the best results:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/nov/30/sergey-rodionov-olga-rodionova
zippyelf
12-04-2008, 01:25 AM
If you have no existing tissue but don't go too big then you can still get a fairly natural result, the problem comes with surgeons using entirely the wrong size and type of implants for the patient (or often the patient demanding the wrong size and type of implant). Came across another bad boob job today that goes to show money doesn't necessarily buy the best results:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/nov/30/sergey-rodionov-olga-rodionova
Her's aren't really as bad as they look in that picture. I went on a search and found some shots from the book.
http://www.taschen.com/custom/gallery_pages_image_popup.php?id=142329&main_id=20122&size=640
ViolaStrings
12-04-2008, 08:40 AM
She's actually hot.
spartaca
12-04-2008, 09:34 PM
Her's aren't really as bad as they look in that picture. I went on a search and found some shots from the book.
http://www.taschen.com/custom/gallery_pages_image_popup.php?id=142329&main_id=20122&size=640
Ok, i take that back then, i guess it was just an unflattering pic.
NicoleR
12-09-2008, 05:41 AM
[quote=veronicachick;1697094]http://www.lovegevity.com/img/uniboob1a.jpg
i had something similar happen with my first boob job. i went from an A to a C with very tight skin. no pregnancies etc. , 20 years old.
it wasn't like this out of surgery but the medial pectoral muscle popped up (that's why the center raised). it can be a combination of too much pressure for the skin and lifting something while recovering (which was my case--since things seemed ok for a couple weeks post surgery). my dr. had to reduce my cc's to a smaller C and stitch the medial muscle down.
so if you decide on breast implants (especially under the muscle) don't rush your recovery or lift anything for a month (even if it's a half gallon of milk). it's not worth having to redo the surgery to correct it and start recovery all over again.
Fenriswolf
12-15-2008, 07:26 PM
^ bodybuilders = gross, fitness/figure models = hot
What woman wants to look like a gorilla?
Well it's impressive as it's damn hard work and while I don't go for competition-level muscle it looks pretty hot in between that and "fitness" when they're not really muscular at all.
Besides, the implants look like shit because they have NO fat for competitions (totally unhealthy level of fat, dieting and dehydrating and all the rest), not because of the muscle. Off season it looks more normal.
Also yes, these pictures are terrifying!
inferior wine
12-16-2008, 12:33 AM
Her's aren't really as bad as they look in that picture. I went on a search and found some shots from the book.
http://www.taschen.com/custom/gallery_pages_image_popup.php?id=142329&main_id=20122&size=640
Wow, perfect boobs.8)
nola manager
03-14-2009, 03:43 PM
I had to resurrect this thread for this one....http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs036.snc1/2603_139246845570_634195570_6173884_3386493_n.jpg
*~Angel~*
03-14-2009, 03:57 PM
ewh, ^^ that is terrible
nola manager
03-14-2009, 04:00 PM
What makes it worse is that one of my friends knows her personally so it its not like a random face in the crowd..... and she is local lol :)
*~Angel~*
03-14-2009, 04:02 PM
Its not like i meant it in a bad way. But isnt there a way to correct it, i mean it kinda looks like the surgeon messed up a lot, or sewed it up wrong (or however they do it)...
Cant she get that fixed, or she doesn't want to? I mean for look wise, it probably doesnt do her any justice. If I were to get a boob job, and spend all tht money, i'd sure as hell make sure it looks awesome.
nola manager
03-14-2009, 04:20 PM
Oh, no please dont misunderstand me.. I did mean it in a bad way. 1. How could you spend all that money and end up looking like that? 2. If you know that is what your boobs look like when they are compressed and exposed, why would you do that? In public, during Mardi Gras.... And furthermore, while you are dressed like that, why would you get beyond drunk and cause a scene for no reason in the middle of a very busy bar and punch a man in the face with no provocation? Were I in her position, I would be suing the Dr. who did this to me and draw as little attention to myself as possible.... maybe hibernate until repaired....
veronicachick
03-16-2009, 01:32 PM
http://www.paulkienitz.net/img/absurdity.jpg
inferior wine
03-21-2009, 10:34 AM
^ Oh my God! Poor people.
Bunny
03-25-2009, 02:23 AM
What makes it worse is that one of my friends knows her personally so it its not like a random face in the crowd..... and she is local lol :)
Jesus, what doctor did those?
nola manager
03-25-2009, 05:29 AM
I wish I knew so I could blast the web with that pic and his name and save more breasts from being ruined by his horror story hands...
Crow2
03-31-2009, 07:37 AM
I had to resurrect this thread for this one....http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs036.snc1/2603_139246845570_634195570_6173884_3386493_n.jpg
Holy crap! That just makes my teeth hurt... seriously.
Postmodern Cinderella
03-31-2009, 11:33 AM
I know that guy! he's halycon pink! a big burning man guy. that is soo weird.
MargaritaVillain
04-24-2009, 11:45 PM
What the hell happened here?
nola manager
04-25-2009, 10:04 AM
^^^^ I'm guessing a bad gender reassignment?
Jianna
04-25-2009, 10:29 AM
I had to resurrect this thread for this one....http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs036.snc1/2603_139246845570_634195570_6173884_3386493_n.jpg
AHHH! I would def be wearing tshirts/sweaters until I got that fixed. Yikes!
chitownchick
04-26-2009, 02:30 PM
What the hell happened here?
that is awful - first off she should keep her clothes on. that is so awful and to top it off her body is awkward looking and disproprtioned.
mediocrity
04-26-2009, 02:53 PM
^^^^ I'm guessing a bad gender reassignment?
That was the first thing I thought because of the body style.
Athenathefabulous
04-26-2009, 06:12 PM
re margaritavillain: her boobs are like in her armpits. oy!
firemaiden04
04-26-2009, 08:53 PM
I had to resurrect this thread for this one....http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs036.snc1/2603_139246845570_634195570_6173884_3386493_n.jpg
*starts to cry* :weeping::weeping:
Corgan
07-20-2009, 12:05 PM
i love this thread.
Mindy Bares All
02-10-2010, 10:13 PM
Totally old. But this thread is great.
Corey
02-10-2010, 10:56 PM
The breadloafing is always the surgeon's fault. He over-dissects the pocket that the breast implants go in to.
I would die. Or so, in a big way after I got over the massive depression, it it would be possible.
Corey
02-10-2010, 11:11 PM
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
I guess the photo didn't show up:(
4everresolutions
02-11-2010, 01:07 PM
What the hell happened here?
Looks like they haven't had time to drop or fluff yet...when you first get implants they're REALLY high up, it takes a couple weeks for them to drop down into the pocket properly, and for the swelling to go down.
Also, wanted to add that the girl in the very first post looks like she has/had tuberous breasts, and her implants haven't finished droping yet either.
Tuberous breasts are verrrrryy hard to correct. It's also a very traumatic thing for a woman to go through (there are some REALLY bad ones out there). I've never really seen tuberboobs fixed with one surgery, it usually takes 2.