View Full Version : $200 Roses Baby!
NewMoon
09-14-2008, 05:18 AM
And those women are idiots...
I've made mistakes. I'm not an idiot. You seem awfully judgemental.
txchick008
09-14-2008, 05:39 AM
The e-mail is still making me smile. How ridiculous. I wanted to write something clever and witty, and somehow, making fun of him - but it's just not worth the time.
I'm still not sure where he got that dollar amount either (I charged him 3/$100 - for DANCES). So, why he thought $200 would suddenly "cover everything", still amazes me.
I guess the whole incident just goes to show that there are no lack of guys who still think dancer = hooker.
Epitome of PL, right there in my inbox.
llamagirl
09-14-2008, 05:46 AM
I've made mistakes. I'm not an idiot. You seem awfully judgemental.
So have I (though never as big as actually having sexual intercourse with someone I have no feelings for) and I will be the first to admit that I was an idiot when said mistakes were made. example- grind dancing at a random guy at a party. I know way better than to ever do that for free now!
nudz922
09-14-2008, 08:40 AM
I've made mistakes. I'm not an idiot. You seem awfully judgemental.
she's got her nose up in the air
misspthesweetesttaboo
09-14-2008, 08:56 AM
I know its always 200 or 300.I had one guy tell me NO I READ IT ONLINE-200 IS THE AVERAGE PRICE OF A HOOKER. I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT.
tell 'em:
/:O
Well go and get a hooker sir.
MoetATL07
09-14-2008, 09:20 AM
she's got her nose up in the air
Who are u?
AudreyLeigh
09-14-2008, 09:59 AM
tcchick - I think you should write back what someone else said. Id write - I LOVE roses! The baby pink ones are my favorites!
NewMoon
09-14-2008, 10:04 AM
So have I (though never as big as actually having sexual intercourse with someone I have no feelings for) and I will be the first to admit that I was an idiot when said mistakes were made. example- grind dancing at a random guy at a party. I know way better than to ever do that for free now!
Well I've had sex with 2 guys I didn't have any feelings for and didn't really feel like having sex with. I still don't think that makes me an idiot. It makes me human.
GodivaLady
09-14-2008, 10:16 AM
Hun, I can't legally promise you anything! Lets take me shopping I need some shoes, dresses, lingerie, and gift cards. Just remember though legally I can not promise anything in return. lol
NewMoon
09-14-2008, 10:19 AM
^^^I like the way you think!
anomar
09-14-2008, 12:41 PM
Dude, in PDX you can find girls who'll do $150 full hour. $300 hour cl girls are VERY RARE. Oh, the joys of free markets!
anomar
09-14-2008, 12:42 PM
So have I (though never as big as actually having sexual intercourse with someone I have no feelings for) and I will be the first to admit that I was an idiot when said mistakes were made. example- grind dancing at a random guy at a party. I know way better than to ever do that for free now!
oh shit...
msonyxorb must be back!!!
Jenny
09-14-2008, 12:54 PM
I'm still not sure where he got that dollar amount either (I charged him 3/$100 - for DANCES). So, why he thought $200 would suddenly "cover everything", still amazes me. Maybe he meant "2000" and his zero isn't working.
2000 roses. "Baby I have a greenhouse in my hotel room if you want to stop by".
desavirsire
09-14-2008, 01:05 PM
tcchick - I think you should write back what someone else said. Id write - I LOVE roses! The baby pink ones are my favorites!
Yes! Or wow $200 roses!?!? They must be really pretty!!!
CKXXX
09-14-2008, 02:24 PM
Guys who throw out low numbers and then sit back acting like they just MADE your night crack me up!!
In Key West one time years ago me and a friend did a bunch of dances for this guy who was getting drunker and drunker as the night wore on(pretty common in that town...if you dont want to dance for drunk guys you dont dance at all in KW!!)
Anyway...before he left he said that we should come back to his hotel room and get it on(yeah...his words!LOL AND he was this old fat guy who by this time smelled like rank old beer...sexy). He said (with PRIDE) that he'd give us $50.....EACH. We reminded him that he'd already given us a LOT more then that to just dance. BUT...he said this was different since we'd be HAVING FUN too. Umm..yeah...sexing up your nasty peen would just be a hoot and a half dude.
We got tired of arguing with him and asked him what hotel he was at. He said "the one with the lights..near the water (yeah umm...it's a 2x 4 island dude..they are ALL near the water...and I'm pretty sure they all have lights)
So he leaves...obviously we dont go meet him. He comes back the next night asking where we were!! We said "well..we went to your hotel...the one with the lights right??" He said" yeah thats the one...guess I passed out...sorry"
LOLOL...FIFTY whole dollars...woo hoo!!
Of course I did dance for a guy once who kept bugging me for a BJ...so when he asked my price for the umpteenth time I said TEN THOUSAND. (yeah I knew he wasnt a cop or anything...so I wasnt setting myself up...just throwing out an insane number to shut him up). He said "Really..well I have $7K in the car"
I said "you want me to drop my price by THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS?? When you make the rest we'll talk"
Never saw him again...
VegasPrincess
09-14-2008, 02:33 PM
^^^
You should have been like "That cheap slut VP gives $7,000 blow jobs! Let me introduce you to her " ;)
txchick008
09-14-2008, 06:40 PM
Oh! And I forgot to add in my OP....the night I gave him the email addy, he went on to tell me how wealthy he was, and how he was "dressed down", so he wouldn't draw 'too much attention' to himself. I just remembered that. I swear to God!
YAAAA RIGHT.
SassyPants
09-14-2008, 10:41 PM
... it really boggles the mind when someone claims to be loaded and then acts all cheap. Like we, being the professionals that we are, don't know a thing about the market or how to put a price on things. No, motherfucker, if you're loaded and you like me, you're going to pay me like you mean it. 200 roses? I would sign his email address up for gay porn spam.
jaizaine
09-14-2008, 10:49 PM
Ewww $200 that's ridiculous. I would never have sex for money but seriously if I was going to it would have to be an amount that would take me a month or more to earn working in the strip club like $10,000 or even $20,000. My pussy is priceless but if it was going to have a price it would be fucking expensive.
Otoki
09-15-2008, 01:24 AM
^ I suspect my boyfriend of doing something bad when he brings home a big bouquet of tiger lilies. He does about once a month.
Does it coincide with a certain event you experience once a month? :D
Seriously, if I wasn't on hormonal BC my dude would have to be super nice to me during those five days...