View Full Version : Ex boyfriend has Imaginary AIDS
Sophia_Ashley
09-15-2008, 03:01 PM
but the "rachels' of the world seem to be the ones with herpes.
anomar
09-15-2008, 03:02 PM
Well yeah... because herpes buttsex still means you're a virgin...
Sophia_Ashley
09-15-2008, 03:06 PM
^ yep that and herpes oral is virginal and apparently Jesus doesnt' mind
VegasPrincess
09-15-2008, 03:32 PM
^^^
haha at my highschool everybody had ass sex bc it wasn't "really" sex and I was called slutty for having normal sex! I was like you guys what you're doing is worse!!
But I digress. Seriously, she didn't tell him he had aids, she told him he also had hepatitis and a myriad of other diseases. If he didn't know she was kidding, he's fucking retarded. Buy anyway everybody should get tested so if this drives him to that, so be it
ViolaStrings
09-15-2008, 04:03 PM
^ he probably screwed around Rachel recently, got something, and now is going to blame it on "some whore" from his past who seduced him unwillingly. Then they're going to go to Church counseling and cry/pray it out, he's going to fall on his knees and ask his lord and wife for forgiveness, and Rachel is going to start masturbating to her Jesus poster. Real healthy.
moll_flanders
09-15-2008, 04:06 PM
Ahahahahahahaha! I kinda winced when I read the IM conversation because I could just imagine him actually believing the OP and going into a full-blown panic attack in his computer chair... but in my opinion, he deserved it! I once dated a guy who was absolutely convinced that I was going to give him an STD because I'm a stripper. Never mind that I reassured him I had been tested recently, hadn't been with very many people, etc. He never trusted me and accused me of lying about it. He was afraid to go down on me because of what he might catch from my dirty stripper cooch.
Guys like that don't see women as human beings worthy of respect, especially if they're on the "whore" side of the Madonna/whore split. So I think it's great that you didn't just go along with all of his insulting paranoid fantasies but instead got a little of your own back. If he was afraid he might have caught something, fine... but jeez, go get tested, or at least ask about it politely! Oh, but I forgot - nasty stripper whores don't deserve such considerations as politeness and respect.
TheSexKitten
09-15-2008, 04:09 PM
I once dated a guy who was absolutely convinced that I was going to give him an STD because I'm a stripper. Never mind that I reassured him I had been tested recently, hadn't been with very many people, etc. He never trusted me and accused me of lying about it. He was afraid to go down on me because of what he might catch from my dirty stripper cooch.
:bomb: What a douche! This thread is getting me all riled up. I should be doing homework.
ViolaStrings
09-15-2008, 04:09 PM
^ the thing about the Madonna/Whore guys is they idealize a few women (prudes) and no other woman can measure up to that purity, so the rest are whores. There's no side of the complex where they see most women as "madonnas"
TheSexKitten
09-15-2008, 04:15 PM
^^^ It's true!
Sophia_Ashley
09-15-2008, 04:35 PM
^ he probably screwed around Rachel recently, got something, and now is going to blame it on "some whore" from his past who seduced him unwillingly. Then they're going to go to Church counseling and cry/pray it out, he's going to fall on his knees and ask his lord and wife for forgiveness, and Rachel is going to start masturbating to her Jesus poster. Real healthy.
It's probably something like UTI or a yeast infection.
I get an entire chicken little thing going on .
Lysondra
09-15-2008, 07:03 PM
^ seriously! You got it exactly right.
Women are either pure little Rachels who would NEVER initiate sex, they never even think of sex, they wait for marriage, and do it just because God tells them to make babies and please their husbands, OR they're dirty little Scarlets who seduce you into sinning and you're just an innocent little chunk of man flesh for the She Devil to devour and spread their whore plague to!
The Scarlet's totally sound more fun.
Heaven sound boring. Let me muffdive my way into hell!
TheSexKitten
09-15-2008, 07:21 PM
The Scarlet's totally sound more fun.
Heaven sound boring. Let me muffdive my way into hell!
Stop being so quotable, dammit! }:D
He's an asshat!!! He was treating you like shit and you had a little fun w/ him. Completely w/in the rulebook. It's his fault all the way around- esp the part about just logging off b/c he was sulking. Dumb fuck. He sounds like a reeeeeal idiot. Short bus man. Sadly he will probably one day have idiot children.
Jenny
09-15-2008, 08:11 PM
That's really not funny.
I mean, it totally is. But it's really not.
I mean if he didn't "get it" at "you slept with an unclean woman" he deserves imaginary aids.
Ultimately he just wanted to have some confrontation with you and to let you know that he cares about another woman more than you. If he was actually concerned about "being clean" he would have, at some point in the past four years, gotten a STI panel. Not called you all "have you diseased me?"
glitzy
09-15-2008, 08:17 PM
i think he knows he doesn't have AIDS or anything, really. it was an excuse to talk to you, & because the conversation didn't go the way he wanted he mentioned he tried to throw the fact that he thinks you're a slut & he has a clean, "rachel"-type in your face.
ViolaStrings
09-15-2008, 10:11 PM
Ultimately he just wanted to have some confrontation with you and to let you know that he cares about another woman more than you. If he was actually concerned about "being clean" he would have, at some point in the past four years, gotten a STI panel. Not called you all "have you diseased me?"
EXACTLY.
evalicious
09-16-2008, 12:20 AM
it wasn't cruel, the intentions behind saying it weren't malicious. If anything the guy is a weirdo and seems to take life way too seriously.
The fact u would write a thread about the situation means u feel badly about the situation and didn't mean any harm..but don't give it another second thought..if anything u can leave him an offline message or email telling him exactly what a dingleberry he is and be done with it.
Bella21
09-16-2008, 01:09 AM
^ LOL @ "dingleberry"
Flick6
09-16-2008, 03:36 AM
^ LOL @ "dingleberry"
Totally off topic, but I wanted to thank stripperweb for the word dingleberry, my mum has recently been persecuted by some bitch manager at her workplace, bitch faces name was dingledie... after introducing mum to the term dingleberry, her stress levels have reduced significantly!!
StrawberrySwitchblade
09-16-2008, 07:11 AM
Uhm...that's what the experts call a "dick move."
sparkleeyz
09-16-2008, 09:16 AM
Totally off topic, but I wanted to thank stripperweb for the word dingleberry, my mum has recently been persecuted by some bitch manager at her workplace, bitch faces name was dingledie... after introducing mum to the term dingleberry, her stress levels have reduced significantly!!
LMAO. Do you know what dingleberry means? It's she crusted up shit clumps that hang from a cows tail. LOL. I love that word.
CKXXX
09-16-2008, 11:45 AM
Ha...I had two custies from Germany once that didnt know what dingleberry means...they laughed their asses off when I explained!
Flick6
09-16-2008, 04:15 PM
LMAO. Do you know what dingleberry means? It's she crusted up shit clumps that hang from a cows tail. LOL. I love that word.
Yes indeedy, thats why it has so effectively lowered her stress, now she looks at bitch face and sees a clump of dried up poo!!
Cupid213
09-16-2008, 04:43 PM
lmao he is kind of weird
Flick6
09-17-2008, 02:22 AM
It's a Dangleberry Flick!!! Otherwise known as a dag! You should have known that, what kind of Aussie are ya???
Ah I knew what a dag was, but I never knew the connection between dingleberry/dangleberry = dag!!!
Dag is much more a term of endearment though :P
Genevive
09-17-2008, 02:31 AM
What a douchebag. I had fun laughing at his little outburst.
Beeeee
09-17-2008, 03:20 AM
I think it's HILARIOUS. hahahahahahahah
Cool Hand Lucy
09-17-2008, 05:07 PM
What an odd character he is. And though your response was a little cruel, man oh man did it ever make me laugh. }:D
JPremium
09-18-2008, 09:22 AM
That was epic.
I had the same exact kind of situation, but then, I took a lot more virginity than I gave, so it was bound to happen at some point. I talked to the one guy in particular a few years later (to apologize! This was before I knew what BDSM was, so I was actually just kind of a domineering bitch in hs), and he was all, "Oh, well now I'm dating this nice Southern virgin."
This from the dude who begged to lick and suck on my toes. Oh, the humanity.
maybe he didn't have sex with Rachel but believes that AIDS is airborne? Like they teach in abstinence only sex ed?
Aubreyyy
09-18-2008, 11:12 AM
I totally agree that AIDS isn't funny. But this, in my opinion, definitely is. I'm laughing.
Yeah! HAHAHA
Dixie_Vancouver
09-18-2008, 04:47 PM
I totally agree that AIDS isn't funny. But this, in my opinion, definitely is. I'm laughing.
^^ Exactly my thinking.
If he was that worried about you giving him diseases and whatnot, you think he would've gotten tested after finding your porn or whatever.
Besides, the way you said it was totally NON-serious. He's rude for asking and an idiot for believing it!
NaughtyBebe
11-15-2008, 02:56 AM
How come guys like "scooter" are always shitty in bed, lol. Or they have weird sexual hangups. :O
aviendha
11-16-2008, 10:48 PM
I'm surprised nobody thought to ask him, "And why were you looking for my porn?" in that first IM exchange.
It's not like you just turn on your computer and porn shows up (at least, not if you use a good virus-checker). Gotta go out of your way to find that stuff.
simone26
11-17-2008, 12:42 AM
I can't stop laughing....probably not the right thing to do but he was acting like a jackass!!!!
iambonbon05
11-17-2008, 01:23 AM
Totally deserved IMO. Not overboard at all. If he's that worried he would've gotten tested five years ago. And if he bothers doing any research (why do people insist on NOT knowing anything about STDs???) he'd know that doing someone that has something is not a guarantee that he'll have it too. Especially with a fucking condom. Jeez.
Fifty bucks says Rachel doesn't exist.
ViolaStrings
11-17-2008, 10:54 AM
^ LMAO, I bet Rachel is his imaginary virginal 4'11 Christian fiance with natural D breasts, blue eyes, and long blonde hair.
iambonbon05
11-17-2008, 11:19 PM
Oh, and I kind of think he does know he's ok. I would think that if he were worried he'd press you for more info. Since he blocked you, I think he did know you were being a smartass.
Or maybe I'm just trying to trick myself into believing that such dumb people don't exist.
ScarletPhoenix
11-19-2008, 02:58 PM
Woah, I never expected to see this thread back up on the first page. Hehe, thanks to all the ladies who think it was a dark and wickedly amusing response on my part.
To all the girls who think I was overboard, meh, you don't know what an asshole that dude is, and PLUS think of it this way: if I'd said "herpes" instead of aids, you'd aaalllllllllllllllll be in stitches. People just have a knee-jerk reaction to AIDS because it's deadly and one of the things we're not supposed to make fun of.
Oh, and he never tried to contact me back. My best guess is that he freaked out and - get this - TOLD HIS PARENTS first thing off the bat. Then they drove 400 miles to pick him up from school, took him to the family doctor, and got him tested for everything from aforementioned HIV to Foot and Mouth Disease. When everything came back negative, they likely thanked Jeezus, and took it as proof that they're superior people to the likes of me.
Yeah, I'm almost certain he told his parents. I mean, after he and I stopped fooling around together, the first thing he did was give them both a blow by blow confession of everything we'd done. *shudder* I hope they all had a fun ride. Jackoffs.
ScarletPhoenix
11-19-2008, 03:05 PM
He's a douche! Well done, girl. Oh and don't worry about Rachel. That's just his blow up doll.
Yeah, he thinks I'm a slut? Rachel smiles like a donut!
Seriously, dude, this guy was kind of geeky cute back in high school, but 40lbs of pure lard and a mountain-man beard later, a blowup doll is about all he's fit for. College did quite a number on what "charms" he had. His personal dress style (once geek-chic) could now be described as: Schizophrenic Vagrant meets Ralph Lauren Polo. I can only suppose that his mother used to dress him, and he can't quite figure out how to do it himself now that he's at college.
ViolaStrings
11-19-2008, 03:16 PM
^ sounds like Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.
Harlow
11-19-2008, 03:52 PM
If Scooter is such a good boy,why was he searching for Scarlet's porn. He doesn't have the nads to get tested for STIs cos he cut those off after he confessed their sordid affair to his parents. Now that he's seen the porn,he probably poked his eyes out too(That IS what the GOOD BOOK says:If your eye offends thee,pluck that mofo out!!!)All this leads me to believe that Rachel is a very sexually dissatisfied hamster!!! Go Scarlet...I'm not a mean person,but this guy has been abusive to you. Cheers!! Harlow
abadvi
11-25-2008, 03:20 AM
chiming in to say yes, it was funny, and no, you're not a stone cold bitch for doing it. (or maybe you are and I am too! Still funny!)
HoolaTwist
12-29-2008, 06:28 PM
Quite frankly, your narcissism is amazing. You had to "conquer" him and fuck him, why again? He might be a repressed wierdo but you're just as much of a freak.
And har har AIDS jokes, so funny.
HelenaStrong
01-04-2009, 08:40 AM
I would have told him you had his baby too...
Yes I'm in to sarcasm as much as you. Besides you KNOW that he has bragged about being with a porn star...COME ON!
ScarletPhoenix
01-05-2009, 08:45 PM
It's hard not to be a narcissist when you're as cool as me.}:D
saphire123456
01-05-2009, 09:07 PM
Quite frankly, your narcissism is amazing. You had to "conquer" him and fuck him, why again? He might be a repressed wierdo but you're just as much of a freak.
And har har AIDS jokes, so funny.
haha i say get down with your freaky narcissistic self. Most of us find this hilarious.
Boo-hoo, little repressed pervert prolly ran back to complain to his mommy...:devil:
sugarxxx
01-07-2009, 12:23 AM
I think it's Hilarious! Good Job. What a fuck face.
MeowMixxx
01-10-2009, 02:23 PM
You had to "conquer" him and fuck him, why again?
I'm guessing it's the same reason I embark on conquests as well:
BECAUSE SHE CAN.
:D
achickonspeed
01-10-2009, 03:31 PM
i havent read all the responses, but if he seriously could not pick up on your sarcasm (even through the internet) then that is on him.....I share your sense of humor though so maybe that's why I think it's just funny as shit. If he is really concerned he will contact you again at some point and then you can let him know you were joking. What an ass. He needs to step into reality.