View Full Version : Ex boyfriend has Imaginary AIDS
ScarletPhoenix
01-10-2009, 04:02 PM
UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!
Scooter and Rachel are getting MARRIED! The dick had the nerve to send me an invite (via myspace) to their wedding profile. They had a couple of wish lists up, as well as an address people could send wedding gifts if they weren't going to the wedding (scooter has vast amounts of family in the middle east). So I thought I'd bury the hatchet and send them one of these: http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
and one of these: http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html
Best hundred bones ever spent.
Anyone would be a narcissist if they were as awwwwzome as me. Boo-ya-kah-shah! Slamming jerks from my past is a hobby of mine. It makes me feel good and keeps the wrinkles off my pretty pretty forehead.
Rian Winters
01-10-2009, 04:28 PM
hahaha, i would have done the same thing.
Perry
01-10-2009, 06:38 PM
Slamming jerks from my past is a hobby of mine. It makes me feel good and keeps the wrinkles off my pretty pretty forehead.
He definantly started it with that stupid "Do I have AIDS?" shit. Anyone concerned would have gone to a Dr. - and most likely before this much time had passed. And now the wedding invite... he's just trying to irk you.
I think you have complete freedom to be as snarky as you see fit. Although, he seems like a pretty easy target. }:D
kandie_kitten
01-10-2009, 06:58 PM
Scarlet, I think you're my hero.
Any chance you can link us to his myspace?
Um...and you should totally go to the wedding. Possibly hand out brochures on the dangers of STD's.
Perry
01-10-2009, 07:02 PM
Or wear a stripper outfit and be sure to blow kisses at the groom!
kandie_kitten
01-10-2009, 07:05 PM
Or give your porn video out as a wedding gift to the wedding party, and tell them its the groom's favorite
Harlow
01-10-2009, 08:01 PM
Come on now,Scarlet. We want to SEE AND ADMIRE Scooter and Rachel. We want to celebate their lurve(cough cough). Let's hope they don't go muddying up the gene pool. Sheesh! Now THAT'S a scarey thought...more Scooters scootin' 'round...Smooches,Harlow
Nina77
01-10-2009, 08:29 PM
:laughing:
Lovin' this thread!
mediocrity
01-11-2009, 04:36 AM
UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!
Scooter and Rachel are getting MARRIED! The dick had the nerve to send me an invite (via myspace) to their wedding profile. They had a couple of wish lists up, as well as an address people could send wedding gifts if they weren't going to the wedding (scooter has vast amounts of family in the middle east). So I thought I'd bury the hatchet and send them one of these: http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
and one of these: http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html
Best hundred bones ever spent.
Anyone would be a narcissist if they were as awwwwzome as me. Boo-ya-kah-shah! Slamming jerks from my past is a hobby of mine. It makes me feel good and keeps the wrinkles off my pretty pretty forehead.
I dunno. I say this was over the top. I've known quite a few people like this. Sometimes, people are just brought up ignorant and dont care to expand their minds.
ViolaStrings
01-11-2009, 11:12 AM
AHAHAHAHA! Priceless!
Why would he send you an invite to view his wedding profile? Please post it here for all to see and laugh.
kandie_kitten
01-11-2009, 12:29 PM
^Yes please.
Kaiyla
01-11-2009, 01:45 PM
I know, I wanna see it too, LOL.
I think what you did (and what you are doing) is f*cking hilarious. If he couldn't see that your IMs were blatantly sarcastic, then it's his moronic fault. What an ass this guy sounds like.
ScarletPhoenix
01-11-2009, 09:13 PM
I dunno. I say this was over the top. I've known quite a few people like this. Sometimes, people are just brought up ignorant and dont care to expand their minds.
Nonsense! I am helping to expand their minds by finding middle ground between his saintly ways and my whorishness! Religious dildos . . . eh? eh? Come on, it's the perfect wedding gift.
As for posting their wedding profile, I'm really tempted, but I'm afraid this whole debacle would devolve into 4chan profilebombing. It makes me happy that strippers stick together, but I don't need to go that far. Yet. Bwahahaha
ScarletPhoenix
01-11-2009, 09:17 PM
Now THAT'S a scarey thought...more Scooters scootin' 'round...Smooches,Harlow
Heeeheeee heee! Scooterin'.
HoolaTwist
01-25-2009, 09:39 PM
It's hard not to be a narcissist when you're as cool as me.}:D
If you say so lol
HoolaTwist
01-25-2009, 09:41 PM
I'm guessing it's the same reason I embark on conquests as well:
BECAUSE SHE CAN.
:D
Guys will fuck anything, doesn't make you "speshul"
BlueJeanBaby
02-16-2009, 02:27 PM
they have a "wedding page" on myspace??
Jesus.
Ruby Ruckus
02-16-2009, 04:03 PM
you should email one of his good friends and try to set up a bachelor party where you pop out of a cake.
ViolaStrings
02-16-2009, 06:10 PM
^ idea of the year!
BlueJeanBaby
02-16-2009, 10:15 PM
^^concur.
Btw Scarlett I don't think you're pranks against this guy are bad, considering the context this was all in and that you'd have to be a complete moron to not be able to tell you were messing with him about the AIDS thing.
I always make it a point to enjoy a good prank when I hear one.