View Full Version : Hi my name is Bread!
Nautilus
09-15-2008, 07:39 PM
dodging the question, i note.
Lysondra
09-15-2008, 07:40 PM
Bread. Are you sliced or are you better than that?
Nautilus
09-15-2008, 07:41 PM
^^ subtle
*Iris*
09-15-2008, 07:41 PM
Welcome Bread!:)
Bread
09-15-2008, 07:44 PM
I'm having second thoughts about this site.
Maybe I should run my buns right out of here...
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6/jk34698/sportsbread6nt.gif
*Iris*
09-15-2008, 07:45 PM
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
To get better buns! :D
Lysondra
09-15-2008, 07:46 PM
So you ARE sliced bread.
What do you think is the best thing since you?
Bread
09-15-2008, 07:46 PM
rubble rubble rubble.
Bread
09-15-2008, 07:48 PM
The best thing since me is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
I'd like to have the opportunity to talk to you ladies about his forgiveness and how he died on the cross for us.
If that doesn't fly, my second answer is Gatorade. I love that shit!!!
Sophia_Ashley
09-15-2008, 07:48 PM
So you ARE sliced bread.
What do you think is the best thing since you?
I wanted that joke you bitch!
I like your heels...they make for hotdog buns
Lysondra
09-15-2008, 07:49 PM
Lol. I love that jab at me.
How can you think a man who rips you apart in front of everyone is the greatest thing since you?
Nautilus
09-15-2008, 07:49 PM
Jesus Crust?
Sophia_Ashley
09-15-2008, 07:50 PM
Hahaha holy fuck. Jesus Crust.
...
Nautilus
09-15-2008, 07:51 PM
i couldn't loaf around and let you get all the cred!
Sophia_Ashley
09-15-2008, 07:53 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/T-CheesusChrust_Front.gif
Nautilus
09-15-2008, 07:55 PM
how sweet is that!
Sophia_Ashley
09-15-2008, 07:56 PM
Maybe as sweet as Jesus Juice ( I seriously on accident spelled it Jewce )
Bread
09-15-2008, 07:57 PM
Sounds like you girls are here for the panini.
I'm in it for the punani.
Sophia_Ashley
09-15-2008, 07:58 PM
but your mouth looks like it's more into the peen. Or is that just your O face?
Nautilus
09-15-2008, 08:00 PM
^^^ heh
Bread
09-15-2008, 08:02 PM
Now look what you did....
Nautilus
09-15-2008, 08:03 PM
awww.
the mean widdle stwipper made him cwy.
Sophia_Ashley
09-15-2008, 08:07 PM
Oh cheer up sad face!
You have a fixation with mustard huh?
Limabean327
09-15-2008, 08:19 PM
I love what this thread turned into.
Welcome, Bread :) I love carbs!
Nautilus
09-15-2008, 08:27 PM
yes, it went a-rye early in the piece.
(that one actually hurt)
Limabean327
09-15-2008, 08:28 PM
Bahahaha!!!
piepie
09-15-2008, 08:39 PM
limabean! i was gonna say that.
piepie
09-15-2008, 08:44 PM
oops the carb thing i mean.:) proof i shoulda kept reading..;D
Limabean327
09-15-2008, 09:01 PM
Haha, that's ok, I knew what ya meant :)
saphire123456
09-15-2008, 09:12 PM
(Holy crap, I can't believe there's 4 pages of this crap)
(clears throat)
carry on....
Sophia_Ashley
09-15-2008, 09:16 PM
awww it's way better than drama threads!
Limabean327
09-15-2008, 09:30 PM
^^ Agreed.
UltraViolet
09-15-2008, 09:34 PM
Ha.......
:rotfl:
Nautilus
09-15-2008, 10:04 PM
llamas don't like bread. obviously.
Sophia_Ashley
09-15-2008, 10:16 PM
No they like ham
Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, come get some ham.http://www.acegamez.co.uk/blog/uploaded_images/wallpaper_napoleonlama-783396.jpg
but I couldn't find a good image.
Limabean327
09-15-2008, 10:27 PM
Tina, eat your food, you big fat lard!
Sophia_Ashley
09-15-2008, 10:34 PM
Or your sidekick lol.
MiragePDX
09-16-2008, 12:09 AM
*random*
Dude, are you related to Powdered Toast Man?
UltraViolet
09-16-2008, 12:17 AM
^^HA!!!
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l74/jayferguson/5c27a51e.jpg
MiragePDX
09-16-2008, 12:33 AM
Damn, I miss that cartoon.
UltraViolet
09-16-2008, 12:35 AM
I do too. I have the Log song stuck in my head.
StarryEyes
09-16-2008, 12:35 AM
Hey are you with these guys???!! :D :D ;D
Bread
09-16-2008, 05:02 AM
I heart drama threads! OMG let's dramatize! OMG!
I love Ren & Stimpy. I own the first whatever seasons on dvd and it makes me laugh til my shoes fall off.
And if we're talking about Tina the Llama, let's not forget the greatest scene from that movie with the greatest character...UNCLE RICO!!!
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm48/didjamatic/Avatars%20and%20Animated%20gifs/Uncle_Rico_Steak_Toss_animated.gif
ellebelle
09-16-2008, 05:16 AM
I miss white bread :(
Bread
09-16-2008, 05:30 AM
Did white bread go somewhere?
ellebelle
09-16-2008, 05:46 AM
It went with Atkin's I think.
Bread
09-16-2008, 05:49 AM
Robert Coleman Atkins, MD (October 17, 1930 – April 17, 2003)
Don't ask me where I was on April 17, 2003. I won't tell you anything that I didn't tell the authorities.
I can be pretty vindictive.
piepie
09-16-2008, 06:23 AM
was wondering where you went bread. thought maybe you were too baked to to help this thread pan out....
StarryEyes
09-16-2008, 09:31 AM
^^ *giggles*
Limabean327
09-16-2008, 10:19 AM
hehehe. the puns are getting worse and worse. or should i say better and better?
Yeah, definitely better and better.