View Full Version : Hi my name is Bread!
StarryEyes
09-16-2008, 10:28 AM
Yeah, definitely better and better.
Or butter and butter.
Har de har har!!
Limabean327
09-16-2008, 10:54 AM
Bwahahaha! That's absolutely ridiculous. Love it.
StarryEyes
09-16-2008, 10:56 AM
Bread, look what you are responsible for!!
We are just ROLL-ing over here!!
:rotfl:
Sophia_Ashley
09-16-2008, 11:21 AM
I heart drama threads! OMG let's dramatize! OMG!
I love Ren & Stimpy. I own the first whatever seasons on dvd and it makes me laugh til my shoes fall off.
And if we're talking about Tina the Llama, let's not forget the greatest scene from that movie with the greatest character...UNCLE RICO!!!
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm48/didjamatic/Avatars%20and%20Animated%20gifs/Uncle_Rico_Steak_Toss_animated.gif
AHAHA best scene eva!
Ahahaha! Bread ROCKS! ....And I thought I was a random goofball! :P
Bread
09-16-2008, 12:19 PM
You ain't seen nuthin
Til you're down on a muffin
And you're sure to be changing ways.....
3-Legged Man
09-16-2008, 01:16 PM
One piece of guy advice.... Don't try posting anything on Stripping (was Stripping General) The fine ladies that moderate and participate in that forum get quite militant over male presence there, despite the absolute lack of any kind of warning in the forum description! Which is a shame, since that's where the most interesting stuff gets written! ;)
Sophia_Ashley
09-16-2008, 01:23 PM
Oh yeah how not to piss many girls off.
Especially during PMS week(s)
1. Do not post in SG (stripper General)
2. Do not post in Ladies only.
3. Do not post in club chat unless you work in a club.
4. Do not PM us asking for drugs/sex/our phone numbers.
Usually we ask that new male members post pictures of their starfish in the "starfish" picture thread before really becoming our friends.
TheSexKitten
09-16-2008, 01:33 PM
the puns are GREAT! keep em coming!
Bread
09-16-2008, 01:54 PM
Well thanks for the advice. I picked up right away that there many women here not down with non-dancer presence in their special areas.
It's OK. I don't particularly care for too many non-baked goods in my bread box.
Like I stated before, I may just stay in this very thread for years to come.
I like it here. It's cozy.
PS...SexKitten...LOVE the Wicker Man gif....what a terribly wonderful movie!!!
Now...any of you ladies wanna PM me for drugs/sex/phone numbers? :hyper:
StarryEyes
09-16-2008, 02:01 PM
Smile, Bread. You avatar is making me sad. I knead to see you smile.
Bread
09-16-2008, 02:13 PM
Best I can do right now.
The first day of prison is always the hardest....
StarryEyes
09-16-2008, 02:46 PM
^^^ Hahahahaahaa Now you look like you're on something!
lazydaisy
09-16-2008, 03:13 PM
Carb Fuckin Tastic!!
Welcome.
Bake on!
Susan-Va
09-16-2008, 05:01 PM
Hey Bread, all strippers want to know is how much dough you got!
*Iris*
09-16-2008, 05:03 PM
^Lol :D
Bread
09-16-2008, 05:30 PM
Susan-va...read my signature.
Bread doesn't lie.
But I'm charming and have a nice collection of hats.
Brendita
09-16-2008, 06:16 PM
Not sure what to make of this thread, but it certainly is funny. Welcome to the forum!
Susan-Va
09-16-2008, 06:27 PM
Susan-va...read my signature.
Bread doesn't lie.
But I'm charming and have a nice collection of hats.
So no dough = no rise?
Samba
09-16-2008, 06:29 PM
Bread, I love you with butter. And Jam.
kitana
09-16-2008, 06:47 PM
Welcome Bread, glad you won some money with my Boys last night.
Nautilus
09-16-2008, 06:52 PM
as an australian, i feel it is my obligation to question you about your position on vegemite.
is this something you would try? do you consider yourself open to experimentation - or are you just a safe condiment type?
http://www.vegemite.com.au/vegemite/page?siteid=vegemite-prd&locale=auen1&PagecRef=739
Bread
09-16-2008, 07:00 PM
I'm never leaving the comfort of my thread.
So many nice people come by to say "HELLO!" It's nice.
Nautilus...I love vegemite. I'm considering painting my bedroom vegemite. Would go great with the drapes.
No dough = No rise. If you are a sucka.
I'm just here for the free cocktails.
misspthesweetesttaboo
09-16-2008, 07:02 PM
So no dough = no rise?
lmao...
Nautilus
09-16-2008, 07:04 PM
you get free cocktails?
*treachery*
Bread
09-16-2008, 07:13 PM
Was I not supposed to say anything???
Nautilus
09-16-2008, 07:44 PM
no, it's just another thing in a long line of shit that no one tells me!
*hurrumph*
and yes, i'm being mildly facetious.
this is a deep rabbit hole of secrets, this here stripperweb.
the cocktails are but the tip of the iceberg.
i could go a mojito about now.
Nautilus
09-16-2008, 08:49 PM
that was a bit serious for the bread thread...
maybe i should go foccacia myself?
piepie
09-16-2008, 10:54 PM
or maybe this thread has just gotten stale...
StarryEyes
09-17-2008, 02:39 AM
I wanna spread some Nutella on you.
Bread
09-17-2008, 05:20 AM
I went to get some gas this morning and noticed that they had breakfast sandwiches inside. So I went in to check it out.
I saw they had a pressed breakfast wrap thingy with egg, sausage, salsa...like a McDonalds breakfast burrito I guess.
I was feeling kinda spicy this morning since the Reds and Nationals were very good to me last night ($400) so I ordered one.
Someone's grandma, whose life had gone very wrong, was working behind the counter. She had a befuddled look upon her face, and then informed me that they didn't have any salsa.
That would've been good enough. But then she decided to go further.....
She informed me that she hadn't reordered any since the tomato salmonella scare a couple months ago.
I asked her if I was the first person to order this off the menu since the scare was rescinded almost 5 weeks ago. She looked at me with a vacant stare and said, "No."
Right about then, my parole officer appeared on my shoulder and whispered something in my ear.
I walked out calmly, without incident.
Miss_Luscious
09-17-2008, 12:26 PM
Bread, you are seriously a trip. I like you already. You could be my friend IRL if I wouldn't be so tempted to eat you.
BerryGoodness
09-17-2008, 01:04 PM
ooohh i need a picture under my name!!!
angelicat
09-17-2008, 01:16 PM
Hmmmm. I think I like you, too.
U say silly things. :D
How do you make pickle bread?
Dill-Dough ;D
DarkMoon08
09-17-2008, 01:24 PM
Ok. Who is this Bread person, and why do I want to toast him...and spread peanut butter and jelly all over him?
}:D
kitana
09-17-2008, 01:27 PM
Why are you on parole?
Lysondra
09-17-2008, 02:10 PM
Why are you on parole?
He was tried for aSALT and buttery!
Limabean327
09-17-2008, 02:50 PM
He was tried for aSALT and buttery!
Bahahahaha!!
angelicat
09-17-2008, 03:10 PM
He was tried for aSALT and buttery!
Tee heee heeeeee....
Bread
09-17-2008, 03:42 PM
I'm on parole for talking like an old 1920's gangster.
I would just walk around saying things like
"I don't want any trouble seeeeeeeeeeeee......"
"Here's what's gonna happen you understaaannndddddd..........."
"You're gonna do what I say okaaaayyyyy........"
People don't find that funny when taking a long bus trip to nowhere. I learned the hard way so you wouldn't have to.
But that's not important. What IS important is.........
3-Legged Man
09-17-2008, 06:05 PM
Bread! Man, you ROCK!
(old 70s group)
Oh, come on! Bread was anything but ROCK! The most mellow ultra-soft crap imaginable.
Nautilus
09-17-2008, 06:43 PM
did you know that slices of bread in japan are more than an inch thick if you get the right kind.
how many inches are you, bread?