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MeanGirl
09-27-2008, 02:19 PM
Holy cramps batman, I am dying. and 5 days early! ughh
phillyvixen
09-27-2008, 03:23 PM
Oh man i got soooooooooo wasted last night, I keep having flashes of what went down and it makes me crack up laughing (and just a little bit ashamed of myself)
Some of the highlights of my evening with chrissy68-
Amazing pho which i never get to eat and great dinner convo with a friend i don't see enough
Then i started drinking double jamesons and diet cokes and the night got silly
- I remember a very loud conversation with a cute little gay boy outside on the street about how to fuck my husband's ass better and how to really reach his prostate.
- Meeting a group of very attractive well dressed black guys and finding out they go to U penn, then one of them made a joke about affirmative action and i took it upon myself to make up a song about affirmative action and sing it to them while dancing. (I feel the worst about this, the guys thought i was hilarious but other people probably thought i was being racist and i AM SO NOT)
- Telling a bouncer who wouldn't let us into a club that chrissy LIVED there and just walked in and made some guys buy us shots (I DON"T do shots) then i proceeded to molest chrissy agaisnt a wall while lying to some dudes that she was my gf. HAHA
- tell some dude at the afterhours place to "dance with me like he means it" and to him that meant put his hand down my panties (we left after that)
_ Falling on my ass while trying to get in the cab
This morning was pure hell when i had to wake up at 945 and go pick up my daughter from my MIL
I was 15 minutes away when i had to pull into a gas station and puke out my door
SO HORRIBLE
I couldn't even keep water down till this afternoon
Thankfully i am feeling much better now and just had a slice of cheese pizza which is my favorite hangover food, and lots and lots of our delicious ice well water!!
MeanGirl
09-27-2008, 03:26 PM
SO you picked up your daughter hung over? That is like still drunk you know::) .
phillyvixen
09-27-2008, 04:06 PM
SO you picked up your daughter hung over? That is like still drunk you know::) .
I would not have driven with her in the car if i didn't know i was ok
But thanks for the snarky face and comment
MeanGirl
09-27-2008, 04:10 PM
If you were throwing up and hungover you were not ok and I guarantee you if you got pulled over it would be a different story. Im just saying, I can tell how much you love your daughter and are a good mother but yeah hungover is still drunk , its kinda like buzz driving.
And you are welcome for the snarky comment b/c net time maybe you will wait before driving... i know you care.
phillyvixen
09-27-2008, 04:29 PM
I thought of all these mean things to say to you meangirl but i realized i was just being defensive because i know i was wrong.
I shouldn't have been driving, even though i felt safe enough to drive and i got us home fine I wish i didn't have to drive her home this morning.
I do love her so much and i would never want to hurt her. If i had another option i would have taken it. What i SHOULD have done is paced myself a little better last night.
Live and learn
For the record I think there are ways of approaching a situation you disagree with without being snarky or bitchy. That doesn't "teach" anyone a lesson it just makes them think you're a bitch.
Just my opinion of course
MeanGirl
09-27-2008, 04:31 PM
I really wasn't trying to be a bitch it just irked me and i posted emotionally, sorry :hug:
Gawd I feel so guilty for staying home tonight. I was supposed to have a cusotmer come in tonight (but he was so drunk lastime, i wonder if he remembers even saying hed be here tonight) BUt, i am cramping and we have to leave at 10am for Oklahoma and my house is a mess. I need to clean it up(in more ways than one*wink*) b/c the MIL is gonna come dogsit, there is no way my hubby can clean to her standards all by himself. So I think im justified but I am gonna work Mon-Friday next week.
Oh and happy day i am one pound under my "light weight" usually this is when i allow myself some food leeway, not this time! I wanna be skinny so bad. I just wish i could go tannign so bad, hmph. And i havent smoked today.
Yekhefah
09-27-2008, 05:13 PM
OMFG K and I just made the best fucking salsa. Red and orange tomatoes, chipotle peppers, a poblano chile that we bought freshly smoked this morning at the farmer's market (the bag was still hot when we bought it), several jalapenos, lots of red onion, tons of garlic, some cilantro, red wine vinegar... We roasted the tomatoes in the oven and ran them through a sieve into the salsa, and minced everything tiny so we had a nice saucy ranchero. I boiled it thick and canned it, and we had a little leftover to eat. It's spicy as fuck but so flavorful, it has this glorious smoked-roasted flavor that is just beyond fucking delicious. I :heartbeat my ranchero salsa.
We have the stuff to make a big damn ton of salsa verde too, but I'm debating whether to hold off on that until I get more half-pint jars. Right now all I have are quart jars, and I'd rather make several half-pints to give away than make two or three quarts. Honestly, who the fuck goes through a quart of salsa verde? (Well, okay, I might.)
slims099
09-27-2008, 05:45 PM
psssssh dont be jealous of my mad detective skills!
... right. You got mad skillzzz.
MeanGirl
09-27-2008, 05:50 PM
^^Get out of here!! This place is my sanctuary and you're fucking it up for me. GTFO,please.
slims099
09-27-2008, 05:56 PM
^^Get out of here!! This place is my sanctuary and you're fucking it up for me. GTFO,please.
Only if they knew the other side of the story. chill out for real.
MeanGirl
09-27-2008, 05:58 PM
The other side of the story? Don't tell me to chill out, there is no other side of the story either. I am serious I dont want you here, why are you doing this to me, you think it's funny but I can't deal with you here and worry about you at work too.
slims099
09-27-2008, 06:08 PM
The other side of the story? Don't tell me to chill out, there is no other side of the story either. I am serious I dont want you here, why are you doing this to me, you think it's funny but I can't deal with you here and worry about you at work too.
Ok. sure
LuckyOne
09-27-2008, 06:14 PM
Dude. Don't be a stalker. For reals. She'll respect you more if you act like a normal person. Do you have any hobbies?
CKXXX
09-27-2008, 07:31 PM
Why would you stay where you arent wanted and are obviously upsetting someone JUST to be a dick??
slims099
09-27-2008, 07:39 PM
Why would you stay where you arent wanted and are obviously upsetting someone JUST to be a dick??
I'm leaving. She shouldn't be upset considering the fact that we're going to happily ignore each other. It's much, much better this way.
slims099
09-27-2008, 07:42 PM
Dude. Don't be a stalker. For reals. She'll respect you more if you act like a normal person. Do you have any hobbies?
I don't care about her respect anymore, since she's not valuable to me, why do I care if she respects me. Are there any girls in the club who don't like you or you don't like? It's the same thing, I don't like her, and i'll continue to ignore her as it should have been.
Poker, gym, hanging with friends at bars, starting new businesses, building websites, school, work doesn't count... i have more ;D
*Runs naked through thread*
OMG! Where did the unicorns go?!?!
Yekhefah
09-27-2008, 07:45 PM
^^^ :laughing: Rock on, Deni. I think we all need more unicorns. And cats and waterfalls. And delicious salsa. And happy thoughts. Customer drama, not so much.
Yes, that salsa does sound yummy! :D
Yekhefah
09-27-2008, 08:07 PM
I made green salsa too! 10 (8 oz) jars of green and five (half-pint) jars of chipotle. We have salsa out the oh-wah-zoo.
Darcy Foxx
09-27-2008, 08:15 PM
i love waking up with my hair stuck to my face with cum.
hahah.
worst hangover of life. kill me.
~Isabella
09-27-2008, 08:58 PM
i love waking up with my hair stuck to my face with cum.
hahah.
worst hangover of life. kill me.
LMAO. Fun night?
Yekhefah
09-27-2008, 09:00 PM
Haha, yes. Sorry. We have the half-pint Mason jars that are flat and wide, and pretty little quilted jars with a fruit decoration on the lid. They're labelled differently and I was still thinking of them that way. Brainfart.
Darcy Foxx
09-27-2008, 09:04 PM
i'm not sure. was one of those nights where i was just way too drunk. some parts were fun, i had a random emo attack and was sitting on the sidewalk out the front of the bar crying my eyes out over fuck knows what, but then i was happy again. haha i dunno. oh but i think i lost my digital camera. lame.
Yekhefah
09-27-2008, 09:07 PM
Speaking of cooking... K saw MeanGirl's joke about making a video for the Food Network, and now we've got the idea that it would be fun to do a little cooking show on YouTube or something. I could do one episode a week or something, just normal yummy stuff that can easily be thrown together in a tiny apartment kitchenette like mine. He thinks I should start with our Rosh HaShanah dinner on Monday night (poppyseed challah, fennel-kohlrabi salad, chicken in blackberry wine sauce over rice, some veg TBD, and honey-brandy cake).
You guys have been stroking my little cooking ego for too long and now I'm starting to feel like a little white-trash Nigella. :blush: This is a ridiculous idea, right? Or would it be funny? I'd need to come up with some sort of slant or angle. But what the hey, I could have a little fun with it.
Darcy Foxx
09-27-2008, 09:09 PM
you should do it, yek! i think it's a cute idea.
Darcy Foxx
09-27-2008, 09:10 PM
lol i just asked my friend, apparently i was crying because a boy didn't answer my call hahahah. waaaaay too drunk.
Haha...just a little too drunk, huh? Emo Darcy! :P
ellebelle
09-27-2008, 09:24 PM
Mmmm Summer is coming!!! It is such a beautiful day here, so warm and sunny.
I get so happy when its warmer. Winter I'm just a big pile of hibernating misery.
~Isabella
09-28-2008, 03:52 AM
I've had siggy's turned off for a while...you just made me turn them back on and see what's going on..
~Isabella
09-28-2008, 03:54 AM
lol i just asked my friend, apparently i was crying because a boy didn't answer my call hahahah. waaaaay too drunk.
when I get drunk I get stupidly emo like that too, for no fucking reason at all.
Last time I went out, my girlfriend wanted to leave eariler than me, so I said it's cool, go home I wanna stay out a while longer. I was perfectly ok with it. She left, and about 5 minutes later I realized I was ni the club alone and started crying and freaking out. About 15 minutes later, I was cool, went to the bar, got a drink, drank it, danced, and then started to freak out again cause I was alone. But i wasnt really, I was dancing with people...gah. I'm a retarded drunk.
Darcy Foxx
09-28-2008, 04:00 AM
when I get drunk I get stupidly emo like that too, for no fucking reason at all.
Last time I went out, my girlfriend wanted to leave eariler than me, so I said it's cool, go home I wanna stay out a while longer. I was perfectly ok with it. She left, and about 5 minutes later I realized I was ni the club alone and started crying and freaking out. About 15 minutes later, I was cool, went to the bar, got a drink, drank it, danced, and then started to freak out again cause I was alone. But i wasnt really, I was dancing with people...gah. I'm a retarded drunk.
ahahaa yeah. that's exactly what i'm like. 95% of the time i'm a super happy fun loud drunk, but once i reach a point where i'm just way too drunk i start crying and getting really emotional over the most stupid stuff.
guess it could be worse though... at least we're not angry or aggressive drunks!
LuckyOne
09-28-2008, 05:30 AM
5:30 in the morning. Was so exhausted from napped 6-9 after work all afternoon at the pool and club last night. Been trying to go back to sleep since 10pm. Still trying... I think I'm backed on my stripper sleep schedule.
britt244
09-28-2008, 09:35 AM
holy hell. last night was not fun. i am still fucked up like whoa.
tomorrow starts my eating and working out being back on track. but as for now, im waiting for my pizza hut to get here.
britt244
09-28-2008, 01:54 PM
i kinda wanna go get lots of junk food and watch the sex and the city movie but i dont feel like going out.
PrettyCurlieQ
09-28-2008, 02:51 PM
I planned to run for an hour at the gym today, and I only went maybe 40-ish minutes. I wasn't even tired or anything, I'm just so damn lazy. Nothing good on the gym TVs and my mp3 player wasn't keeping me interested so I hopped off and went home. Bleh. I wish I was more motivated.
Nautilus
09-28-2008, 06:31 PM
i'm a statistic. i finally pulled the trigger on my marriage this morning. he didn't resist. he said, 'how much?'. he asked me to put a figure on what i need to get out and started up with baby naut.
i don't know how much. it feels weird. i expected him to be an ass and make it difficult for me.
he said he doesn't want to live in a loveless marriage any more than i do.
i can haz hugs?
Yekhefah
09-28-2008, 06:38 PM
I'm sorry, Naut. But glad he's not going to make it harder than it is.
Even the most amicable divorce is excruciatingly painful, and with a child involved... I can't even imagine how you must feel. :hug:
Darcy Foxx
09-28-2008, 06:50 PM
aw naut :( *huuuuuge hugs*
Nautilus
09-28-2008, 06:50 PM
thanks yek n darcy. it's so true.
i wish i loved him so my kid wouldn't have to be a 'child of divorce'... but i guess i can't live a lie.
i'm just numb... all the time.
Darcy Foxx
09-28-2008, 06:54 PM
*sigh* i feel like an idiot.
i totally fucked up any chance i had with that gorgeous tattooed boy. i was SO drunk, and i went to electric circus (this club i hate) to see him cos he said he really wanted me to go there and i'm sure when i got there he kept disappearing and not even really talking to me so i sent him a text saying "EC is gay, im going home with ben". now i'm looking in my phone and there's all these texts from him in my inbox that i don't remember getting telling me how beautiful i am. and i sent him a text yesterday and he didn't reply.
fuck, my whole night is a blur. there's like a whole lot of scenes missing. i don't remember anything. i'm sure he kept running off and barely spoke to me and i was standing around in this shitty trendy dance music club on my own. but maybe i was just over-reacting? and why did i text him saying i was going home with someone else?!?!
GoldCoastGirl
09-28-2008, 07:06 PM
Just a random thought:
The percentage of men who are NOT single fathers must be small. So so many men seem to have children even if they are not the sole or main parent in the child's life...
Hmm.... is the "childless man" a myth or only those who are too immature to be date (or serious relationship) worthy (under 25s) ?
In other news, choosing to have a life over working (last minute work) was great. Had a good time at the Carnival with my man and his kids on Saturday night. Then on Sunday they went home earlier than usual (around lunch time instead of dinner)... so the man and myself got to spend heaps of time together.
..... and I got to remember what a "nooner" felt like :devil:
..... and he cooked a really gorgeous dinner! :drool:
Darcy Foxx
09-28-2008, 07:09 PM
Just a random thought:
The percentage of men who are NOT single fathers must be small. So so many men seem to have children even if they are not the sole or main parent in the child's life...
Hmm.... is the "childless man" a myth or only those who are too immature to be date (or serious relationship) worthy (under 25s) ?
i hardly know any guys who are single fathers.
Darcy Foxx
09-28-2008, 07:15 PM
when i had that guy at my house after sat night i was standing on my bed and i was so drunk i slipped off and smashed the bottom of my foot into the metal part of my bed cos the mattress had moved over or something. now there's a huuuge black bruise that runs almost the entire length of the base of my foot and i can barely walk.
what a weekend...
GoldCoastGirl
09-28-2008, 07:35 PM
i hardly know any guys who are single fathers.
what ages are they (the age range)? out of curiosity....
Just that I seem to notice an abundance of men with kids....... maybe thanks to being in a relationship with a man with kids, having people I know as well are actual friends with who have kids... there are only two guys I can readily think of around my age or older who do NOT have kids (yet both want kids thus the number one reason neither wanted to date me).
I'm quite happy to inherit kids. Just not producing any myself.
Darcy Foxx
09-28-2008, 07:43 PM
20-35. i hang out with loads of older guys and there's only one i know of who has a kid.
gingerlee
09-28-2008, 08:25 PM
NKOTB! Squeeeeeeeeeee! Donnie Wahlberg is so fucking hot to me. I want to do horribly dirty things to him.