View Full Version : The way a strip club works. - ACCORDING TO A CUSTIE.
ViolaStrings
11-19-2008, 03:18 PM
Hey, I'm thinking about buying this whole book and read it for shits and giggles. Want me to post it?
VegasPrincess
11-19-2008, 03:39 PM
^^^
Not really it might piss me off so much my head explodes! Fuck Diablo Cody. That bitch worked for a year in some weird clubs where fucking dildo shows were the norm...Where the fuck would that even be?
ViolaStrings
11-19-2008, 04:12 PM
^ no, the "Stripper Secrets" book all about bagging strippers. It's an online book for $47, and he sends emails all like "Buy now before their lawyers shut me down! I'm the most hated man in the strip club business!"
ViolaStrings
11-19-2008, 04:14 PM
Guido (thats the fake name I registered under),
When you walk into a club, do you wonder
which of the dancers are more "sexually
promiscuous" than others?
Well, you're not the only one.
Most guys who walk into a strip club are
looking for the girls they know are a
SURE THING.
Why?
Because they want to SCORE! That's why!
So they hang back, and look and see which
dancers are "sluts" and which aren't.
And then they spend the rest of the night
trying to get with the "sluts" and spending
all their hard earned money.
I tend to laugh at these guys.
HA!
(See? I just did it.)
What these guys don't know is that the
so-called "sluts" they're going after
aren't sluts at all.
They're what we in the business like
to refer to as "hustlers."
They're dancers who make you THINK you
have a shot with them, as they milk your
wallet for all it's worth.
So let me be clear...
Sluts = Bad!
Trust me, when you go to a strip club,
you don't want to be looking for the
girls you think will bang you.
You want to be looking for the dancers
who are fun, smart, and not desperate
for money!
Seriously, this is important.
Remember: When you walk into a strip
club, you are walking into a place of
business.
Most of the girls see you as a paycheck!
After all, they're not there dancing for
fun. Otherwise, the dances would be
free!
They're there to make some MONEY.
So the real trick in getting a dancer to
meet you outside the club and not look at
you as a way to pay their phone bill is to
not come off as a customer.
And guess what...
A typical customer is they guy looking for
a "slut" to get his rocks off!
So that's what the true money-makers act
like to get your money!
If you're looking to date a stripper and
have a great time, you not only want to
separate yourself from the other losers in
the club...
You want to find a girl who's not a hard
core hustler to try and seduce!
Because let's face it, the hustlers will
always be looking for a way to get your
money, no matter how much they like you.
So how do you separate the hustlers from
the good girls?
How do you protect your money?
How do you seduce a stripper and get her
to want to see you outside the club?
Simple: You read my ebook Stripper Secrets,
that's how!
In it, I reveal all the dirty little secrets
about being "stripper boyfriend" material
and how to avoid all the pitfalls of strip
clubs.
Seriously, do not go to another strip club
before you read this important book! Click
the link below right now to check it out for
yourself:
But hurry. The longer this book is out, the
more pissed off the strip club owners become.
I don't know how much longer it will be
available!
Happy hunting,
Bruno McKay
Bizlancer, Inc.
368 N. Street
Los Angeles, CA 90042
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ViolaStrings
11-19-2008, 04:14 PM
Hey Guido,
This is a question I get asked a lot:
"Bruno, I'm dating this Stripper, but
I don't know if I want to get serious
with her. Will she make a good
girlfriend?"
Well, my honest answer to that is:
"I don't know!"
This is because every girl is different.
There are some NON-strippers out there
who would make TERRIBLE girlfriends.
Then there are strippers that would make
wonderful girlfriends.
It all depends, not just on her, but
on you as well.
First, let's start with her...
In my book I outline all the reasons NOT
to get involved with Strippers.
(And honestly, there can be a lot of them).
But the fact is, most strippers do no
have GOOD men in their lives.
Men who know how to treat them the way
they want to be treated.
Men who can deal with their lifestyle.
So typically, these girls tend to either
have LOTS of guys they are seeing (non of
which they are committed to)
OR...
They aren't seeing any guys at all, either
because they don't have time or they're
somewhat fed-up with men.
But if you're able to present yourself
the right way using my tactics, you'll
find most of these girls can be very
responsive to you.
(ie: You'll get them interested!)
Once they are responsive, there is one
real factor you can look for to see if
they will make good girlfriends:
HONESTY.
If the girl is telling you the truth about
her life and her opinions, then chances are
she'll be a good girl to keep seeing.
If she lies to you (like lots of strippers
are apt to do), then chances are she'll be
more drama than you're looking for.
Now, most strippers won't be completely
honest with you right away. But if you
know she's into you, and she's STILL
lying her ass off, then that's a big
red flag.
So in short: Look to see if she's being
straight with you. That's the biggest
factor.
The second part of this equation is how
you present yourself to her.
Most strippers make a living of wrapping
poor shlubs around their little fingers.
They do not respect men like this.
If you can demonstrate you're not one of
these idiots they can manipulate, they
will fall in line with what you want in
terms of a girlfriend.
I lay out all the strategies on how to do
this in my book Stripper Secrets.
There is NO OTHER book out there like it!
And I've got numerous Strip Club owners
pissed off at me because I'm releasing all
these killer secrets to the masses.
But until the "cease and desist" orders
come rolling in, I'm gonna keep selling
it!
So if you don't have a copy, and you want
to start partying with the hottest strippers
you can find TODAY, check out this link:
See you in the clubs,
Bruno
Bizlancer, Inc.
368 N. Street
Los Angeles, CA 90042
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ViolaStrings
11-19-2008, 04:15 PM
Hi Guido,
I get this question a lot:
"Dude, why should I date a stripper? Aren't
they all crazy/diseased/drama queens/etc.?"
Well, that's certainly not true.
Look -- Strippers are FUN!
I have NEVER been on a boring date with a
woman who danced for a living.
They either like to party, or they like
to get freaky in the bedroom (or both!).
So when I get asked this question, I usually
respond by saying:
"Its something every man should experience."
I truly believe that every man should date
a stripper at least ONCE IN HIS LIFE!
Because one of two things will happen:
He'll either have the best time of his life...
OR
He'll have the worst time of his life!
Either way, he'll know whether or not dating
strippers is something he'll want to keep
doing!
But remember, no matter what you decide to
do, if you date a stripper, follow these
few guidelines for your own protection...
ALWAYS wear protection when you're getting
your freak on. This isn't just with strippers,
this is with ANY girl. Not just to protect
you from disease, but to be sure you're not
stuck paying child support for 18 years of
your life.
NEVER allow yourself to be sucked into a woman's
drama. If she's too crazy, leave her and find
another one. Drama can make your life miserable.
NEVER spend lots of money on the girl you're
dating. This means no trips to Europe, no
lavish shopping sprees, NOTHING. Buy her dinner
every once in a while and give her gifts on
holidays, otherwise, guard your wallet with
your life.
If you follow those three simple guidelines,
dating a stripper can be an immensely fun
and rewarding experience.
To get all the gory details on how to get
any stripper attracted to you, you simply
have to check out my book Stripper Secrets.
In it, you'll find some amazing tactics to
not only pull hot-ass strippers directly from
the club, but also how to save TONS of money.
Check it out now by clicking the link below:
You'll be amazed at the results.
Talk soon,
Bruno
Bizlancer, Inc.
368 N. Street
Los Angeles, CA 90042
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ViolaStrings
11-19-2008, 04:16 PM
Guido,
I have a confession to make to you...
I LOVE Strip Clubs!
I'm not ashamed to say it. Strip Clubs
can be an absolute blast.
BUT...
There is a dark side to strip clubs, and
that is the fact that if you're not a
savvy Strip-Club goer, you run the risk
at getting RIPPED OFF.
Let's face it. We're guys. We work hard
for our money. And we don't mind spending
it as long as we get something in return.
But there are many clubs and dancers out
there who want to get your money and give
you as little for it as possible.
And you need to know all the tricks and
warning signs if you want to protect
yourself.
There are two things you need to be aware
of to make sure you're not going to get
ripped off in a club.
The first is: High Pressure Sales Tactics.
The second is: Hidden Club Fees.
Some clubs are simply designed to separate
you from your money, and some actually
encourage the girls to get you in the
high-ticket back rooms as soon as possible.
I was recently in a club where as soon as
I sat down, a dancer jumped in my lap and
started to proposition me for a $500 dance
in a private room.
To make things worse, the club hostess joined
in and started "double teaming" me, trying to
get me in the back.
I had been in the club for less than a minute.
Of course, I told them I just wanted to chill
out for a bit and sent them on their way.
But other guys were going for it!
And because I know a thing or two about how
clubs work, I knew that what they were gonna
get for their $500 was nothing short of an
hour long air dance.
You'd be better off buying $500 worth of porno.
Dancers will often try to pressure or guilt
you into going to the high-ticket back rooms.
They'll seduce you, stroke your dick through
your pants, and tell you about all the great
things you can "do to her" in a private room.
If you don't go for it right away, they try
to make you feel bad for not doing so by
acting hurt or upset, so that you'll cave in
and take them in the back anyway.
And then there are the "hidden fees" you got
to worry about.
Some clubs require you to buy a minimum amount
of drinks, but they won't tell you this until
you get in the club, so your $20 cover charge
just became something like $50.
In addition to that, some of the clubs have
additional fees in the back rooms (be they
called "private rooms" or "champagne rooms"
or something like that).
I was at a club once where you were required
to buy a bottle of wine (at $200-$300 a pop)
once you got back in the private room with
the girl.
Of course, the dancer never mentioned this
fact until you were partway through the dance
and the waitress showed up!
And then you have to take into account the
fact that most dancers expect at least a
$100 tip after a private back room dance.
So worst case scenario, you get roped into
dropping close to $800 on a single dance.
With that kind of money, you could get a
nice little escort for an hour!
Remember: You have to be SMART with your
money.
When you walk into a club, say to yourself
that you're going to REFUSE to spend money.
Never fall for a high-pressure sales situation.
If you run into one early, and it seems like
every girl is doing it... LEAVE.
Ask about additional fees BEFORE you agree
to a dance.
Talk to your dancer about what you want for
your money and see if she's willing to give
it.
After all, this is about the quality of
YOUR experience.
There are many more ways in which you can
get ripped off or negotiate some great
experiences in a strip club, and I list them
all in my book Stripper Secrets.
If you love going to strip clubs and don't
want to spend a ton of money, this book is
a MUST read.
You can download your copy here:
I reveal so much about the secret world of
strippers in this book, I've been labeled
"The Most Hated Man In The Industry!"
But my misfortune is your gain.
Don't waste another minute falling for the
strip club tricks. It's time for you to
take control and have the kind of fun YOU
want.
Keep rockin'!
Bruno
Bizlancer, Inc.
368 N. Street
Los Angeles, CA 90042
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ViolaStrings
11-19-2008, 04:17 PM
Hi Guido,
We've all heard the rumors.
Everyone's had a buddy who's dated a
"Crazy" stripper.
We've heard him talk about how much
drama she was, and how insane she made
his life.
And its true, there are some genuinely
CRAZY strippers out there that can
make your life buck-wild.
But you never hear about the NORMAL ones.
(Yes, there are probably just as many
normal girls who strip as there are
crazy ones.)
But see, no one ever talks about them!
Why?
Because they're too busy leading a happy
life to complain! And in this day and
age, unless you complain, you can't get
heard.
I know many strippers who are wonderful
women, and make great girlfriends and
wives.
It IS possible!
You just have to know how to screen them.
See, if you meet a stripper in the club,
you have to know one very important thing...
Strippers LIE!!!
They lie all the time.
You can never really trust anything a
stripper EVER tells you in the club.
This is because they try to distance
themselves from the customers by not
really sharing any personal information.
Most strippers won't even give you their
real NAMES, for God's Sake.
But this is actually a GOOD THING, believe
it or not.
Because if you can get a stripper to just
share 1 little truth about themselves
in the club, you'll have distinguished
yourself from every other chump in there.
And the more truthful the stripper is,
the more you can tell whether or not she
is one of the "crazy" ones.
Once a stripper opens up to you, she just
won't stop talking.
Here are the things to look out for...
1. Stories of extended drug abuse. And I'm
not talking about Pot here, I'm talking
about the hard-core stuff.
2. Stories of criminal activities.
3. Stories of insane boyfriends.
If you encounter any of these: RUN FOR THE
HILLS!
These are the three biggest warning signs
your stripper is one of the CRAZY ones.
But let's say you find one that is normal
and fits the bill.
What do you do then?
Well, if you don't know my tried and true
"how to pick up strippers without spending
a ton of money" tactics, you could very
well SCREW UP YOUR CHANCES all together.
See, there's a funny thing about strippers...
Most of them don't care how tall you are,
how old you are, how you look, or what the
color of your skin is.
Most of them are HIGHLY in touch with their
sexuality, and they just need a man who
knows the right things to do and the right
way to treat them.
In my book, Stripper Secrets, I SPILL THE
BEANS about how to date strippers and live
a life that would make most pimps jealous.
This is true PLAYER material here.
If you're serious about having your ultimate
fantasy come true by dating super-sexy women,
go to:
But you got to hurry. I've pissed off the
super-rich owners of the strip club chains
by revealing these insider secrets.
Why?
Because my book shows men how to get what
they want without the club sucking all their
valuable money away from them!
But I don't know how much longer it will
be before their lawyers shut me down. So
get this book while you can!
Later,
Bruno McKay
Bizlancer, Inc.
368 N. Street
Los Angeles, CA 90042
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ViolaStrings
11-19-2008, 04:18 PM
Hi Guido,
I get this question a lot:
"Do strippers make good girlfriends?"
There seem to be a lot of misconceptions about
strippers.
A lot of them are painted as "Sluts" and "Drug
Addicts."
And while that is true for some, that isn't
true for all of them.
Most strippers are actually wonderful women.
They know how to separate their work life and
their home life.
At work they can be the steamy sex-pot all the
boys go ga-ga for.
At home, they can be the sweet, loving girl who
only has eyes for you.
(That's not to say she can't turn on the "sex
pot" persona at home! lol.)
As a matter of fact, Strippers can make excellent
girlfriends.
This is because they are constantly exposed to
really sleazy guys pretty much every day in
their job.
So when a good guy comes along and treats them
right - they want to hold onto him!
I've has former Stripper girlfriends cook me
meals, do my laundry, clean my apartment,
and satisfy me in every way imaginable in
the bedroom...
And they LOVED to do it.
Why?
Because I knew how to be the perfect STRIPPER
BOYFRIEND.
This is key.
Most losers who walk into the club act like
total morons around these girls.
If you understand their lifestyle, and act the
way a true club insider would act, then you can
easily attract the perfect Stripper Girlfriend.
Imagine having a drop-dead sexy woman to wake
up to every morning who wants nothing more
than to make you happy.
This isn't fiction, this is FACT.
And the cool thing is - ANYONE can do it!
You just have to know the secrets.
In my book, Stripper Secrets, I'll break down
for you exactly what you need to do to become
perfect Stripper Boyfriend material.
Its so easy, even my retarded cousin Jimmy could
do it.
If you're serious about hooking up with a hot
and sexy exotic dancer the next time you go
out to the clubs, you gotta read my book.
Click below to check it out:
And when you have the perfect woman in your life
fulfilling all your fantasies, remember to say:
THANK YOU BRUNO!
Talk soon,
Bruno McKay
Bizlancer, Inc.
368 N. Street
Los Angeles, CA 90042
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evan_essence
11-19-2008, 06:19 PM
^^^
Not really it might piss me off so much my head explodes! Fuck Diablo Cody. That bitch worked for a year in some weird clubs where fucking dildo shows were the norm...Where the fuck would that even be?Sheesh. Hostile much? Urm, no, that's not the place I was referencing, which was an actual club. You're talking about the peep show place, which I think was inside an adult book store and novelty shop. Besides, what's wrong with working behind glass? There are times I wish all I had contact with was a dildo instead of some grubby's grabby hands or smelly breath.
^^Please, for the love of strippers everywhere, take every bit of info in that book with a big grain of salt.More so than a web forum of semi-anonymous screen names, you mean? I mean, sure, I didn't read it to base my impressions of all strip clubs in the known universe on it. On the other hand, I didn't find anything particularly out of alignment with the known universe either. I personally wouldn't recommend her book because I was disappointed it wasn't funnier -- centered more on funny personalities encountered. But did I have reason to believe it wasn't credible as one person's experience? Not particularly.
-Ev
evan_essence
11-19-2008, 08:38 PM
It's so easy, even my retarded cousin Jimmy could do it.Wow. Words can not adequately describe the irony of this statement, nor my astonishment in reaction to it.
-Ev
Otoki
11-19-2008, 11:14 PM
^^^
Not really it might piss me off so much my head explodes! Fuck Diablo Cody. That bitch worked for a year in some weird clubs where fucking dildo shows were the norm...Where the fuck would that even be?
Actually, besides dream girls in MPLS, the only place that does shows is the Doll House in Sex world, where Cody worked. This is my long review of the book: http://www.amazon.com/review/R1PSLEFHUY1RBB/ref=cm_cr_pr_viewpnt#R1PSLEFHUY1RBB
More so than a web forum of semi-anonymous screen names, you mean? I mean, sure, I didn't read it to base my impressions of all strip clubs in the known universe on it. On the other hand, I didn't find anything particularly out of alignment with the known universe either. I personally wouldn't recommend her book because I was disappointed it wasn't funnier -- centered more on funny personalities encountered. But did I have reason to believe it wasn't credible as one person's experience? Not particularly.
-Ev
In case you don't feel like reading my whole review, my main issue (besides how judgmental she is towards dancers) is the fact that she lies. A LOT. I've worked with at least seven people who remember working with her at three different places, and they were able to point out many lies within the book.
Otoki
11-19-2008, 11:17 PM
VS, I could only read your first post. After that I headdesked so hard my brain flew out of my head.
ViolaStrings
11-20-2008, 10:09 AM
^ I get the in my mail about twice a week.
ViolaStrings
11-20-2008, 10:52 AM
Oooh, just got one
Guido,
There's an old saying in real estate.
In fact, I'd even go so far as to call it
a mantra!
That mantra is:
Location, Location, Location!
It's a well known fact that having the
right location, in any business, is
the best way to make money.
And guess what...
STRIP CLUBS ARE BUSINESSES!
Did you know most clubs are specifically
DESIGNED to separate it's customers from
their money in the most effective way?
They do it by controling where it is
you sit!
Seriously, next time you enter a club,
look around.
When you enter the club, you meet with
someone who will take the cover charge.
(Sometimes, you can even buy adult
magazines, videos, and toys in this
part of the club.)
Then you have the bar, where you buy
drinks.
Then you have the stage, where you're
supposed to throw money at the dancers.
And of course, the back rooms where you
get the private dances.
Then, you have the "main area" of the
club.
These are seats and tables away from the
stage area where patrons can sit and
watch without feeling pressured to spend
money.
In fact, most club patrons like to gravitate
to these seats automatically because they
think they spend less money when sitting
there.
WRONG!
Those seats are actually the most dangerous
places to sit in the club!
Why is this?
For one reason and one reason only...
This is where the dancers make their
rounds and try to get you to take them
back for EXPENSIVE dances!
And get this...
If you turn them down when they approach
you, eventually these seats become "no
man's land" because the dancers will
avoid coming your way.
And that gets BORING.
So where is the best place to sit in a
strip club?
Simple: The Bar.
And if there isn't a bar, sit by the DJ
Booth.
There's a very simple for this...
These are the places the dancers tend to
hang out at when they aren't hustling!
This gives you the opportunity to meet
them when their guard is down.
It also separates you from the other
"loser" customers in the club, because
almost no one sits at these places.
But most importantly...
It gives you an opportunity to become
a "club insider" by chatting up the
bartender or DJ!
(And once you're in with them, getting
in with the dancers is much easier.)
If you really want to learn all the
insider tricks to meeting and dating
strippers, WITHOUT shelling out big
bucks to do it, you have to read my
book.
Stripper Secrets is the only book out
there that reveals all the nitty-gritty
secrets that strip club owners DO NOT
want you to know!
Check it out right now by clicking the
link below:
Before you know it, you'll be the ultimate
insider scoring with all the hottest
dancers!
Talk soon,
Bruno McKay
Bizlancer, Inc.
368 N. Street
Los Angeles, CA 90042
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evan_essence
11-20-2008, 10:35 PM
I've worked with at least seven people who remember working with her at three different places, and they were able to point out many lies within the book.Actually, I wouldn't mind that so much if it were just an entertaining read. I've forgotten most of it but my strongest remaining impression is it seemed so pedestrian, like a journal that dryly recites events while failing to delve into the personalities involved. Urm, and this concludes my contribution to the book review section of this thread. Sorry about the threadjack.
-Ev
Otoki
11-20-2008, 10:51 PM
^^I need to threadjack for one more post:
the book wouldn't bother me so much if there weren't so many people taking everything in there as FACT. Seriously, read the glowing reviews. These people have absolutely no idea how SCs work, so they don't see through her bullshit.
She's contributing to the counter-educated "strippers are all dumb drug users" population.
/TJ
hl1986
11-28-2008, 11:37 AM
I'm just TIRED of people (men AND women) who aren't dancers telling the public (including us - the "real" dancers) what OUR jobs are like.
I don't go around writing books or running my mouth about what a day in a lawyer's shoes is like..
Why does society feel like it's ok to make the assumptions about the sex industry, and declare them as fact?
Otoki
11-28-2008, 03:49 PM
I'm just TIRED of people (men AND women) who aren't dancers telling the public (including us - the "real" dancers) what OUR jobs are like.
I don't go around writing books or running my mouth about what a day in a lawyer's shoes is like..
Why does society feel like it's ok to make the assumptions about the sex industry, and declare them as fact?
Because most dancers aren't willing to step into the public eye to cut those books to pieces. Shit, I know I'm not willing to do that until I write my book about dancing.
hl1986
11-30-2008, 02:07 PM
^^^ Very good point..
nicole84
11-30-2008, 02:35 PM
I think it is pretty accurate. The description either fits clubs I've worked in, or fits ones some friends of mine have worked in.
datfreakjawn
12-01-2008, 08:07 AM
Who the fuck says coochie?!
And what kind of dumb shit are you that you don't want to follow the rules? You're not entitled to do anything you want to us because you gave us a lousy $100.
:boxedin: i say coochie..... lol
Melonie
12-01-2008, 08:38 AM
in one form or another, most of the basic points are true about most of the clubs I have worked at.
- whether by a huge house fee, by collecting a percentage of VIP & private dance money, by mandatory tipouts, or some combination of all three, the clubs wind up 'keeping' at least 25% of typical dancer earnings. Some 'corporate' clubs push the percentage up to the 50% ballpark.
- while it may not be obvious, it's pretty common for SOME dancers to provide illegal levels of contact in most clubs.
- clubowners make 'employer' level rules and policies regarding dancers, while providing none of the 'employee' benefits to dancers that go along with that level of 'employer' control in other industries.
- clubowners use the 'independent contractor' legal refuge to avoid the club being held responsible for (illegal) dancer activities (which the club is then free to ignore / tacitly promote).
hl1986
12-01-2008, 08:49 AM
I think that what irritates me about the text is the tone in which it was written.
It smacks of arrogance. Whether "dead on", "basically correct" or the idiotic ramblings of a bored nerd, who is he to be writing it? Well, I guess this America...
trishaxxxo
12-15-2008, 02:38 AM
WOW, that shit is so dumb, it makes my head explode.