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sapphirebliss
01-02-2009, 08:50 PM
We go to the VIP room and he tried to shove his fingers in my pussy not FIFTEEN SECONDS into the dance.

I once had a guy try that shit with me while I was on stage and he was tipping me. When he first tried it, I pulled away and told him "no touching." When he tried it again, I kicked him in the head. Then our bouncer "escorted" him out (as our manager laughed her ass off behind the bar over my Stilettos of Death).

mediocrity
01-04-2009, 05:59 PM
I had a guy who paid me to drink my pee....then wanted to have conversation with his rancid breath.



Dude. I almost gagged reading that. But hell. I'd have done it for $500 too.

Otoki
01-07-2009, 09:53 AM
In South Dakota- one of the grossest clubs known to man. Customer Appreciation week- the fat old farmers are eating sandwiches which look like drippy, saucy sloppy joes. This nasty old guy who was so overweight he needed a cane licked my ear during a lap dance with like pieces of smelly, crumbled meat still in his mouth. I nearly vomited.

FUCK I would cry and vomit and take one of those "the dirt won't come off" scalding hot showers.
Fuck yes. GAG.


the one dance i ever gave that bothered me was a guy grabbing my throat and telling me i looked like the kind of girl that liked to be choked. i told him he looked like the kind of guy that liked to get punched.
Excellent response;)

Oh, and BritneyIreland: I would have done that, too. Awesome. Gross, but awesome.