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ArmySGT.
07-06-2012, 11:15 AM
Oh! Over there ! Designer shoe sale --------------->

*strolls away with the Win.*

Anastasia Foxx
07-07-2012, 08:30 AM
Oh Sarge, you have GOT to be the cutest thing EVAR!!!!!!!! I don't buy my own shoes, that's what my money pigs and foot fetish guys are for. But thank you for the shoe sale alert, I'll send some of them to get shoes for me while I lay here in the sun with The Win.

:thanx:

Naida
07-08-2012, 03:47 AM
Oh, ho! What have we here? That would be Miss Naida, tokin' with the Win.

ArmySGT.
07-08-2012, 11:50 PM
Oh looky here a sleeping (fully clothed) young woman and the most adorable Win!

Good night young Lady, I will hold the Win now. :)

Anastasia Foxx
07-09-2012, 07:47 AM
Oh look! Sarge left The Win unguarded in his truck! *smashes window*

THE WIN IS MINE!!

ArmySGT.
07-09-2012, 04:47 PM
They always go for the counterfeit Win. Like candy from a baby.

Come to Daddy, you naughty, naughty little Win.

Anastasia Foxx
07-10-2012, 07:30 AM
Nah, you're calling the counterfeit to you Sarge. The Real Win is perfectly happy hanging here watching this Ted Bundy documentary with me on the couch.

ArmySGT.
07-10-2012, 02:36 PM
Nah, you're calling the counterfeit to you Sarge. The Real Win is perfectly happy hanging here watching this Ted Bundy documentary with me on the couch.

Ted Bundy. Now there is the Dark Side to the saying " A Man that knows what he wants".

When it is marked "The Real Win" you have the counterfeit. Goes nicely with the counterfeit Laboutins......

Say want to join the Win and me? Having cold beers in the warm sunshine with a pleasant view of the mountains.

HandSanitizer
07-10-2012, 02:38 PM
I feel like a winner :)

Naida
07-11-2012, 04:20 AM
Funny, cause you smell like a loser.

Anastasia Foxx
07-11-2012, 08:58 AM
Ted Bundy. Now there is the Dark Side to the saying " A Man that knows what he wants".

When it is marked "The Real Win" you have the counterfeit. Goes nicely with the counterfeit Laboutins......

Say want to join the Win and me? Having cold beers in the warm sunshine with a pleasant view of the mountains.


I have real-deal Louboutins, as well as real-deal Jimmy Choos ;D

I also have champagne, absinthe, creme de violette and afternoon thunderstorms in the South. Why don't you come down here Sarge?

And don't forget to bring The Win with you . . .

Naida
07-11-2012, 11:29 AM
Them showers are pretty nice. I'm loving the humidity.

Anastasia Foxx
07-12-2012, 08:13 AM
Them showers are pretty nice. I'm loving the humidity.

I'm loving the fact that the temperature has dropped from 115 and dry as hell to 72 and raining! OMG feels so much better now LOL!

Oh, and The Win positively glows in the overcast light . . .

Almost Jaded
07-12-2012, 02:36 PM
A mod should post and close the thread. But until that happens - WIN.

ArmySGT.
07-12-2012, 09:02 PM
I have real-deal Louboutins, as well as real-deal Jimmy Choos ;D I have a dirty, dirty reply, but our relationship needs to deepen just a bit more for that one.


I also have champagne, absinthe, creme de violette and afternoon thunderstorms in the South. Why don't you come down here Sarge? That is a recipe for a naughty, naughty picnic.


And don't forget to bring The Win with you . . . I can keep it on a leash. You can pet it if you like, the Win likes attention.

cherryblossomsinspring
07-12-2012, 09:25 PM
^ And while those two are at it.... Slips in for a grab and dash.... Win is stashed heheh!!

Anastasia Foxx
07-13-2012, 08:10 AM
HAHAHAHA!

Sarge had The Win until he drank the Death in the Afternoon I made!

*runs squealing* NOW THE WIN IS MINE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost Jaded
07-13-2012, 07:25 PM
I have the most free time. Hell even Sarge has a job now. I will win.

Look on the bright side - ya'll get to keep your cars and houses. :P

ArmySGT.
07-13-2012, 08:51 PM
I don't know about my house. I still need to come up with $700 by 4 August.

Try this?

Almost Jaded
07-14-2012, 02:41 AM
Funny thing is, a few years ago I could have shot for that! I'm a little out of date now in the fields they're looking at. Know what? I'll submit an app anyway. Maybe nobody else will apply, lol.

You forgot to claim the win in that post Sarge - an uncharacteristic fail. Slipping already?

Win is - and will remain - MINE!!!

Anastasia Foxx
07-14-2012, 08:17 AM
HUGS to you AJ. I won't get all trite and say everything will be better soon. I'll just send positive juju your way. :)

And while you're basking in the positive juju, I'll just slip The Win into my purse . . .

ArmySGT.
07-14-2012, 07:35 PM
Oopsie! Must have fallen out of someone's purse. This poor, poor Win needs a home. Come on along, you will like my house. Big backyard.

Anastasia Foxx
07-15-2012, 09:38 AM
*distracts Sarge*

*steals The Win*

*puts feet up on my new couch!*

Hiya Sarge!

Almost Jaded
07-15-2012, 09:58 PM
*holds nose to avoid stripper feet stench*

*grabs win while (oops, almost put your real name, LOL!) naps on couch*

BLOWS AIR HORN ON WAY OUT DOOR!!

Naida
07-15-2012, 11:21 PM
Can you guys keep it down? The Win is helping me test my new vibrator!

Anastasia Foxx
07-16-2012, 08:07 AM
I don't know why all of you think you can just waltz in here and take my Win from me.

ArmySGT.
07-16-2012, 04:28 PM
<--------- waltzes away with an easy Win!

Almost Jaded
07-16-2012, 05:56 PM
No waltzing here...

*moonwalks out with Win*

Naida
07-18-2012, 12:11 AM
*does a little shuffle as she teaches Win how to glowstick*

Almost Jaded
07-18-2012, 04:38 AM
Dude - this win can glowstick! Cool.

Anastasia Foxx
07-19-2012, 08:51 AM
It's also into ball-busting and trampling.

I taught The Win how to do those things, and we need a refresher course, so I'm taking The Win with me

Naida
07-19-2012, 06:23 PM
Too bad. The Win is watching this H.H. Holmes documentary with me.

ArmySGT.
07-22-2012, 04:52 PM
Oopsie fell asleep on the couch watching those documentaries.

Come on, Win! We will watch some girl on girl! Have a brew.

Anastasia Foxx
07-23-2012, 08:21 AM
Good morning Win! Here, have some coffee. It'll help erase the memory of the weekend you just spent with Sarge.

Then we'll film ourselves shoe shopping.

Almost Jaded
07-23-2012, 11:49 PM
Somebody left this Win tied up outside a shoe store. Nobody that negligent deserves a Win like this - I think I'll keep it!

Anastasia Foxx
07-25-2012, 09:08 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe AJ fell for that old "leave the fake win tied up outside the shoe store" trick!


The Win and I are now chilling on the couch, talking to perverts for money.

Naida
07-26-2012, 12:22 AM
Funny. I could swear the Win is in the shower, washing away the sweat of our hawt lesbian sex. Did I forget to mention that the Win is female? Cause she totally is ;)

Almost Jaded
07-26-2012, 02:36 AM
Apparently the win is both female and bi. And a lot of fun in the sack. She showed me that thing you taught her Naida - good shit!

Naida
07-26-2012, 03:37 AM
Omg. Win, you are in so much shit! Just wait until we get home, bitch!

ArmySGT.
07-26-2012, 09:01 AM
The Win can't come to the phone right now. Her mouth is full. Oh yeah. Juuuuuuuuuuuust like that. Oh I love a hummer Win. Oh, Oh, Oh!

Almost Jaded
07-26-2012, 03:58 PM
Win, you're such a slut. Just the way I like you.

ArmySGT.
07-26-2012, 04:26 PM
Oh Look Deviant BDSM fetish stuff right



<--------- Steals the slutty, dirty, kinky, Win away from AJ.

Almost Jaded
07-26-2012, 04:55 PM
As soon as sarge isn't looking, my collared win comes home to accept her punishment for allowing herself to be kidnapped like a good girl.

Naida
08-07-2012, 04:13 PM
Win has you guys so hooked! Good thing I'm her main squeeze ;)

Almost Jaded
08-08-2012, 12:08 AM
Main squeeze or not, she's at my place tonight...

Anastasia Foxx
08-08-2012, 07:12 AM
If she really was hanging out with you last night AJ, how did she wake up in MY bed this morning?

Having coffee with The Win now.

Naida
08-11-2012, 02:18 PM
I think you guys have the Win mixed up with some one else, cause she's helping me to plan my appeals case right now.

Almost Jaded
08-11-2012, 02:31 PM
I bought a new gun today; looking forward to some range time next weekend!

Speaking of which - Naida, back away with your hands where I can see them... That's right... Now, Win - get in the car.

ArmySGT.
08-18-2012, 09:20 AM
Oops look who is too, too exhausted after all that driving. Here, I will hold the Win, you just get some sleep.

Anastasia Foxx
08-18-2012, 05:01 PM
Why hello there Win! So glad you finally decided to bring your tramp ass home. Here, have a martini before we go to the show tonight. I have SO much to tell you!