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ArmySGT.
08-02-2009, 02:15 PM
*runs off to grab her crop and flogger*
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Webstuff/dancecat.gif

Naida
08-15-2009, 11:17 AM
lmao, Nice

callista
08-19-2009, 03:41 AM
we're all going to hell. it's ok, though.... i have bottle service reserved already down there. who likes vodka and veuve cliquot!

ArmySGT.
08-19-2009, 03:28 PM
A very intolerant old lady one told me "You're going to hell!"; fortunately I was well rested, hydrated, and all the brain cells were herding along together.

To which I quickly replied, while smiling broadly, raising my eyebrows, and widening my eyes like I was an excited 8 year old going to Disney land. " Really!, cause like, I know People and could totally get us a great table." Then held the excited happy look while staring into her eyes. Her fire kinda went out, and she turned and walked away without looking back. I think it might have been the "us" part that convinced her she has reservations.

Naida
08-22-2009, 06:29 AM
You rock, dude. Hands down.

ArmySGT.
08-27-2009, 04:46 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Avatars/FireDemon.jpg

"This way to your tablesssssssssssss."

Naida
09-02-2009, 01:43 AM
Oh, shizz....

That... is... AWESOME...

callista
09-02-2009, 02:52 AM
Oh, shizz....

That... is... AWESOME...

*demonic hump hump hump*

Naida
09-02-2009, 03:20 AM
*demonic scream scream scream?*

ArmySGT.
09-06-2009, 04:24 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Webstuff/NOrum.gif

Naida
09-07-2009, 04:42 AM
lmao, Pirates and rum...

Yum ^_^

ArmySGT.
09-14-2009, 10:15 PM
this makes me giggle.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/450tacticalbacon.jpg

ArmySGT.
09-14-2009, 10:25 PM
this makes me giggle.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/450tacticalbacon.jpg

pixierocksonthepole
09-15-2009, 06:24 AM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c159/Kazutria/Stupid%20Yet%20Funny/panda.jpg

ArmySGT.
09-21-2009, 09:43 PM
Lets see........ How to sneak into Ladies only and not be noticed.

Subtle, yeah gotta be subtle.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Webstuff/WaytoCool.gif

pixierocksonthepole
09-22-2009, 08:03 AM
haha^^ thats awesome

person
09-26-2009, 08:49 AM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c159/Kazutria/Stupid%20Yet%20Funny/panda.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3467/3714885590_351e9b35fe.jpg

ArmySGT.
10-03-2009, 07:09 PM
Just bide my time until the Ladies raise their glazed faces, and come up for air.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/harmonica1.gif

LuckyOne
10-08-2009, 10:02 PM
this makes me giggle.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/450tacticalbacon.jpg


http://i694.photobucket.com/albums/vv301/Snowbunny44/Bert.jpg

Naida
10-10-2009, 05:41 PM
O_o

wow

Blue_Dust_Bunny
10-10-2009, 06:17 PM
http://fatpita.net/images/image%20(678).jpg

Naida
10-10-2009, 06:47 PM
Um....

Blue_Dust_Bunny
10-10-2009, 06:50 PM
It needs no words

Naida
10-10-2009, 07:00 PM
Even if it did, there are none for it. It's just that... WTF?

person
10-12-2009, 04:11 AM
stop that, it's silly

pixierocksonthepole
10-13-2009, 02:29 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/funny-pictures-cat-gives-you-advice.jpg

ArmySGT.
10-14-2009, 11:27 AM
So I have been sitting in a coffee shop sucking up WiFi for like 4 hours.

Snotty counter girl to ArmySGT. "Usually people have more than one cup of coffee, when they stay this long."

My reply. "Oh, I was just waiting for you to finish your phone call".

She has been talking steadily for the four hours.

Then I give here the blank expression and stare at her eyes. I am getting better at this. Takes practice to relax all your facial muscles.

"large regular coffee?"

"yep".

Naida
10-23-2009, 10:27 AM
Dude! Smooth!

ArmySGT.
11-01-2009, 01:29 PM
This being All Saints day and all.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/tha8-jesussaves4.gif

LuckyOne
11-01-2009, 07:56 PM
Quote of the Day:
"The highest form of success... comes... to the man who does not shrink from danger, from hardship or from bitter toil, and who out of these wins the splendid ultimate triumph."
-- Theodore Roosevelt, 26th U.S. president

ArmySGT.
11-09-2009, 11:25 PM
I find that Colorado Springs has Roller Derby. Now I am interested. This sounds like trashy fun.

ArmySGT.
11-21-2009, 01:07 PM
Needs a little something.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/1258664642799s.jpg

extreme88
11-22-2009, 12:38 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/a0gl1l.jpg

ArmySGT.
11-23-2009, 11:32 AM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/heisenberg_might_have_been_here_-1.jpg

Naida
12-06-2009, 08:18 PM
Hehe, necroposting FTW.

ArmySGT.
12-09-2009, 10:33 PM
Hehe, necroposting FTW.


http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/1258658304164-1.jpg

LuckyOne
12-15-2009, 09:14 AM
Concentration test for men: > http://www.gjk2.com/test/test.swf

pixierocksonthepole
12-16-2009, 06:10 AM
^^^^^^^ hahaha thats awesome.

ArmySGT.
12-18-2009, 10:43 PM
LATTE MONEY the surprisingly high amount of cash spent on daily incidentals,

like coffee, newspapers.


MUFFIN TOP . the prevalent sight of tummies spilling over hipster jeans.

Originally, seen as 'beer bellies' on menfolk.




TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.



BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was

missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.




SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on

everything, and then leaves.



ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement

by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.





SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only

to get screwed and die.





CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles.



PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm,


and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on. (This also


applies to applause from a promotion because there may be cake.)





MOUSE POTATO. The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato



SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn

into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with

the kids or start a "home business".





STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.



PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an

electronic device to get it to work again.





ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank

and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly

inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.



404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not

Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.





OHNOSECOND That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've

just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all') New Oxford Dictionary definitions



GOING FOR A McSHIT Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of

buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff

member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is

known as a McShit with Lies.





AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'blackbox'.



AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.





BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze

cruise at 3am in the morning.



BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after

booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how

you got here, and where you've come from.



BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.



BREAKING THE SEAL Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of

drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the

toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.





BRITNEY SPEARS Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britneys please"



GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.



JOHNNY-NO-STARS A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical

adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the

badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to

show their level of training.



MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when

viewed from the outside, but there's actually nought in there worth seeing.



MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:

"Oo!Oo!Ho! Aa!Aa!Aa!".


MYSTERY BUS The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in

the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people

so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

MYSTERY TAXI The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before

you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter

in your bed instead.



NELSON MANDELA Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).



PEARL HARBOUR Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
Harbour" out there (there's a nasty nip in the air)




PICASSO BUM A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like
she's got four buttocks.


SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person.


SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive woman.



TART FUEL Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

Christyismyalias
12-19-2009, 05:45 AM
http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/whos-awesome.jpg

ArmySGT.
12-31-2009, 02:22 AM
Happy New Year!

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/best-russian-demotivational-post-26.jpg

m1979
12-31-2009, 08:38 AM
I'm winning now you have to save the BEST 4 LAST.... HAHA

LuckyOne
12-31-2009, 11:28 PM
Happy New Year!

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/ArmySGT_photos/Makes%20me%20laugh/best-russian-demotivational-post-26.jpg

I like it.

ArmySGT.
03-10-2010, 09:06 PM
Doobie dobbie doooooooooooooooooo!

Naida
03-14-2010, 11:26 AM
I demand more British slang!

ArmySGT.
03-24-2010, 06:22 PM
I demand more British slang!


Bollocks.

Firewall
03-24-2010, 06:25 PM
Rubbish!

ArmySGT.
03-24-2010, 10:58 PM
By Jove! I think she got it!

ArmySGT.
03-24-2010, 11:04 PM
Imma jus gonna leave this right here.

evilladybug
03-28-2010, 09:25 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/funny-pictures-cat-steals-your-money1.jpg