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chitownchick
04-23-2009, 06:58 PM
One time a guy kept tipping me in singles but only one per song and kept waving them around like they were hundreds and he was the richest guy in there. He followed me to the cage and then kept saying not to worry about all the other customers, that had more money and big bills than ones mind you, and that he had me taken care of. He just kept saying it over and over again and again. I finally told him "No honey, you got me for 3 minutes when you got $20."

He left me alone after that. I hate that make you work for the single bullshit. Dude we are on stage to entertain everyone not just you. If you want me to entertain just you then take me in the VIP.


go di hate guys like this!!! i had one today that never tipped anyone except the dj told me he was playing dead or alive by bon jovi and the guy loves that song and the bartender this one time ddragged him up to the stage and made him tip. anyways i had randomly requested the dj to play that song and he mentioned this story, so my ears perk up (as if im a puppy right??) and im up for the challenge. so i go up and this guy slowly by teh end of the song comes up to tip i ended up getting about 5 bucks out of mr nontipper. anyways, i come up to hm on the stage and i have my bottoms on and my top off and he goes "no just take the bottoms off and shakes his head" like hes the boss of me. so i walked away and kept dancing, ignored him, he finally goes "ok just come over here and i did, didnt take my bottoms off at all. i just wanted him to know that he isnt the boss of me. but i hate men that think that 1 dollar is going to make my day or break their bank.

bettyboop09
04-24-2009, 03:52 AM
I am cusing them out in my head....biattch!and the finger to them lol. but being a down to earth girl that I am=) i still try to be super sexy,, I look at it as a way of advertising to potential big spender who are shy to come up to the stage..or that's what I tell myself so I won't show that I am mad as hell on the inside. =)

vonniestarrr
05-05-2009, 04:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRMbdU0u0PQ&feature=related

:)


HAHA sometimes if someone only tips me a dollar, i actually sing this song.

Fionaver
05-05-2009, 04:35 AM
^^Me too.

It drives me up the wall when guys start to tell me what to do. I mean, really, how long have YOU been dancing? I'm at around 6 1/2 off and on. I would hope that I know what I'm doing by now.

And I don't come into your job at Burger King and tell you how to flip a fucking burger. Don't tell me how to do mine.

I just can't help being amused by the dollar waving guys that play hard to get and never put them in your garter. Or the ones that lick a dollar and stick it on their heads.

The first ones obviously need that one more than me. And the second ones get to know what percentage of dollars have fecal matter on them. Yum.

Athenathefabulous
05-05-2009, 05:18 AM
ugh our club had one of these come in a few days ago. Our club doesnt allow us to do any raunchy floor work. Some girls ignore this, but im not one of them... it gives too much away for too little. Some douchebags were sitting by the tip rail not tipping. Halfway through my second song i got annoyed, and did this move i have mastered where i bang my feet shoes on the tip rail in front of them enough to startle anyone not tipping. One of them pulled out some money and was nice enough to tip me. Then his friend did and I did a standard bend over grab ankles then booty shake. Then this douchebag said "your going to have to do more than that." I responded "what, for your one whole dollar? I've already done an amazing stage set, and you are too cheap to appreciate it?" at this point he starts to move the dollar way from me and i was like "ok keep it. I am going to make at least 400 more of those tonight, i dont need to sex up your ugly ass for that one. I hope you dont treat your waitresses like this when you go out to eat. Asshole." I was about to go on a tirade but one of hte floor guys at this point glared at me and i had to shut up. Unfortunately, unlike my old club, i cant get away with chewing customers out :(. At least most who come in here have the decency to tip when by the tip rail.

oh yea here was another fun one. The other day two douchebags came in and one with a business degree (as he proudly stated) was like "how come you dont rub your boobs in peoples face when they tip you a dollar" to which i responded "its a dollar. Im not giving it all away for a dollar." And then he proceeded to tell me about how in Michigan, where he is from, the girls will do all this stuff for a dollar. Then he informed me that if i did that, i would be earning a lot more money and i should consider doing this. I told him "no i wouldnt, because my clients dont want a cheap whore. They want a lady. I might miss out on a few singles, but MY customers, who have MONEY to spend, would not be interested." And he tried to argue with me again, and feed me bullshit about business models. Finally I was like "ok which one of us here has taken off their clothes for money? Oh, not you? Which one of us has a few hundred dollars on their body right now? Not you Mr. Business? I guess you dont know then. If you want to put my heels on and get naked and grab dick for a dollar be my guest... until then, this argument is over." His buddy laughed at him and he looked a bit embarassed after that.

BoxOfPandora
05-05-2009, 06:53 AM
Unfortunately, unlike my old club, i cant get away with chewing customers out :(.
Don't you hate that? That's what I miss about my shitty old club. Now we're not expected to defend our dignity or demand we be treated like people.

We pay THEM to work there. We should be able to be as rude as we want to make OUR money. It's usually the customers we don't want there anyway who need to be yelled at.

Fionaver
05-05-2009, 07:12 AM
You know, there are _subtle_ ways of reminding your customers that $1 won't even buy you a soda.

And you can always complain (innocuously, of course) that you paid a hell of a lot more to be there than the drunk assholes there. Present company excluded, of course.

(I don't do stripper sob stories about my overdue rent or utilities; savings exist for a reason. But at the same time, I also want for guys to start understanding that I pay a HELL of a lot more than they do just to step in the door.

I seems that if I don't bitch directly at a customer (spending or not), that I just drop hints about the fact that I pay significantly more than they do just to walk in the door, then I come out better in the end.

Alot of guys don't understand that we pay to work and that we don't get paid; others (especially young porn-obsessed dudes) just seem to feel entitled to stare at my vagina for free.

NOT cool.

I'm not angling for more money (although I won't complain if you give it to me as a tip). I just get really frustrated with the fact that people come into my club, have 10 for the door, 10 for 2 drinks, and stare/ass-slap/make-general-nuisances-of-themselves for 6 fucking hours.

rusdancer
05-05-2009, 09:27 AM
I really hate when guys do this crap,but to me it's much worse when female customers wave those singles or try to brush them up and down against your body and yell:"You gotta work for this dollar!",or "Turn around!","Bend over!",etc,etc.Pisses me off instantly,especially when they yell so that the men would hear them.

vonniestarrr
05-06-2009, 01:26 AM
^^Me too.

It drives me up the wall when guys start to tell me what to do. I mean, really, how long have YOU been dancing? I'm at around 6 1/2 off and on. I would hope that I know what I'm doing by now.

And I don't come into your job at Burger King and tell you how to flip a fucking burger. Don't tell me how to do mine.

I just can't help being amused by the dollar waving guys that play hard to get and never put them in your garter. Or the ones that lick a dollar and stick it on their heads.

The first ones obviously need that one more than me. And the second ones get to know what percentage of dollars have fecal matter on them. Yum.


haha this reminds me from a Too Short lyric "i don't come to your job tryin to flip your burgers. I can handle this crowd, I don't need your service."

vonniestarrr
05-06-2009, 01:29 AM
ugh our club had one of these come in a few days ago. Our club doesnt allow us to do any raunchy floor work. Some girls ignore this, but im not one of them... it gives too much away for too little. Some douchebags were sitting by the tip rail not tipping. Halfway through my second song i got annoyed, and did this move i have mastered where i bang my feet shoes on the tip rail in front of them enough to startle anyone not tipping. One of them pulled out some money and was nice enough to tip me. Then his friend did and I did a standard bend over grab ankles then booty shake. Then this douchebag said "your going to have to do more than that." I responded "what, for your one whole dollar? I've already done an amazing stage set, and you are too cheap to appreciate it?" at this point he starts to move the dollar way from me and i was like "ok keep it. I am going to make at least 400 more of those tonight, i dont need to sex up your ugly ass for that one. I hope you dont treat your waitresses like this when you go out to eat. Asshole." I was about to go on a tirade but one of hte floor guys at this point glared at me and i had to shut up. Unfortunately, unlike my old club, i cant get away with chewing customers out :(. At least most who come in here have the decency to tip when by the tip rail.

oh yea here was another fun one. The other day two douchebags came in and one with a business degree (as he proudly stated) was like "how come you dont rub your boobs in peoples face when they tip you a dollar" to which i responded "its a dollar. Im not giving it all away for a dollar." And then he proceeded to tell me about how in Michigan, where he is from, the girls will do all this stuff for a dollar. Then he informed me that if i did that, i would be earning a lot more money and i should consider doing this. I told him "no i wouldnt, because my clients dont want a cheap whore. They want a lady. I might miss out on a few singles, but MY customers, who have MONEY to spend, would not be interested." And he tried to argue with me again, and feed me bullshit about business models. Finally I was like "ok which one of us here has taken off their clothes for money? Oh, not you? Which one of us has a few hundred dollars on their body right now? Not you Mr. Business? I guess you dont know then. If you want to put my heels on and get naked and grab dick for a dollar be my guest... until then, this argument is over." His buddy laughed at him and he looked a bit embarassed after that.

lmao. i think i love you.

firemaiden04
05-06-2009, 12:24 PM
I had like five of these kind of guys on Saturday. It was fucking PACKED at my club, almost like a real club. You couldn't even walk, and a bunch of girls who came in with their boyfriends decided to try and make it into a dance club and were dancing and grinding with their guys right by the stage. Like 10 or 20 couples. The bouncer had to get them to move several times.

Anyways, I don't know why, but I literally had five guys throughout the night try to shove their fingers in me when I was doing a table dance on the floor. A fucking TABLE DANCE. Usually, if guys are going to try to do that, they wait until we're in the back for a private dance, cause they are totally oblivious to the cameras. And they would try to tip me one dollar for it. Where the fuck are these guys coming from? I don't think I've ever had a guy try to finger me during a table dance, and then I have five in one night? Unbelievable. Our poor bouncer had to be all over the place that night, there was so much bullshit going on.

Marilynxoxo
05-06-2009, 08:12 PM
I don't know what it was but this last Sunday night the guys where out of control. One guy pulled out his cock while I was giving him a lap dance. Needless to say he got kicked out. Another guy held up a dollar like it was some prize offering to use it as compensation for me if I would only flash me my crotch. I was like "Really a whole dollar!" sounding like it was so exciting. I looked him in the eye and gave him my sweetest smile then pulled the bill out of his hand and said "Thanks!" as I walked away. I don't get it when girls go all out for a buck or two it just seems like guys aren't going to buy lap dances they are getting for free.

BoxOfPandora
05-07-2009, 04:04 AM
An other cheap ass move guys do is they don't even tip you unless you hold out your garter. Basically they wanna get as much as they can for free. But then they bitch that we don't dance enough. We don't dance more because you don't fucking tip enough! I heard once of a day when men would throw money onto the stage during a set. When dancers almost always broke 600 on a bad night withOUT lapdances (and in many cases, without extras).

Now guys save their precious Washington until we stab them with our stilettos and pry it out of their cold, dead hands.

But usually, if there's something special, like the stage lapdance we do for bachelor parties and birthdays (where we torment and humiliate the bastard), people in their party will throw dollars on the stage.

Not so much any more.

Saturday, two girls did a girl-on-girl stage show for christ sakes! Did it special for this guy, and the dude started yelling at all the pathetic bastards sitting at the stage with their singles hiding in their pockets, telling them to tip. They still didn't... Take a hint: If they're giving a show, girl on girl or an amazing stage set, FUCKING TIP!!! ARGH!!! I'm gonna start setting goddamn tip jars around the stage; maybe then they'll get the hint.

Toblerone
05-07-2009, 10:27 AM
HAHA sometimes if someone only tips me a dollar, i actually sing this song.

hahha I love that, must remember.

I usually just do "yeah, if a dollar means so much to you..." take one out, slap it on their forehead "... guess you need it more than I do," and walk away.
People laugh, they get embarrassed.
Works for me.
}:D

CarlyMIA
05-07-2009, 01:06 PM
Lol that is pretty good ^^^

P.S. I love TOBLERONE! hehe

misslizzy
05-08-2009, 11:55 AM
Ugh, I failed a bit last night. I was having a bad night to start with, and some loser was trying to pick up on me to get me to go home with him and couldn't tip me one freakin' dollar.

Aside from throwing all the obvious insults at him ("you're so cheap you can't tip one dollar, and you think I'd go anywhere with you?") I actually got upset about it and spent time being annoyed.

These guys make me nuts sometimes.

Otoki
05-08-2009, 10:02 PM
Ugh, I failed a bit last night. I was having a bad night to start with, and some loser was trying to pick up on me to get me to go home with him and couldn't tip me one freakin' dollar.

Aside from throwing all the obvious insults at him ("you're so cheap you can't tip one dollar, and you think I'd go anywhere with you?") I actually got upset about it and spent time being annoyed.

These guys make me nuts sometimes.
Sometimes the small shit can be the straw that breaks the camel's back, and your mood is ruined for the night.

mediocrity
05-09-2009, 01:57 AM
Sometimes the small shit can be the straw that breaks the camel's back, and your mood is ruined for the night.

A-FUCKIN-MEN, Sistah Otoki.

Evan86
10-28-2009, 08:41 AM
I used to send them and their dollar packing but then one day I realized... wait, I do work for dollars! No drunk asshole can belittle me so easily because I have more respect for myself than that, so fuck ya I'll take their dollar.

I'm not going to touch them for it or do anything gross, but if I was planning to take my shirt off for money anyhow, I'm happy to collect from every person in there who wants to give it to me.

I used to think it was a matter of respect. But I respect myself... and their respect is meaningless to me. Completely Worthless. But their money sure as hell spends.

I try to always appreciate their tips and often give them a face full of boobies or a peck on the cheek, because I do appreciate their dollars, but as soon as they want to make me "work" for it or play games with me or want me to take it with my mouth, I just snatch it and saunter away to the other side of the stage or to the pole.

Caprica6
10-28-2009, 10:33 AM
Last night I had a non-tipper tell me to "come back when you're naked" and I said "I'll come back when you beg me to" and proceeded to give a different guy an extra special show.

Non-tip guy ended up buying 3 private dances from me 8)

Otoki
11-02-2009, 09:14 AM
Last night I had a non-tipper tell me to "come back when you're naked" and I said "I'll come back when you beg me to" and proceeded to give a different guy an extra special show.

Non-tip guy ended up buying 3 private dances from me 8)
Ha!

I used to tell those guys to come back to my stage when they had money.

Lately when guys try to tell me what to do I say something like "ordering a stripper to do something is really tacky. I hope you have a big tip for me as an apology." A few of the guys seemed embarrassed and tipped me. The others sat down and looked grumpy. Either way, it made them stop screaming shit at me during my stage set, so other custy's attention was on me, not the drunk dude.

Kimbre
11-19-2009, 04:45 AM
But you know what.. some girls actually will listen to them and start shaking their ass like crazy for a stupid dollar. I can't even look, it makes me gag. They'll shake and spread their legz and put their boobs in the losers face for a FREAKING DOLLAR. WHYY???????

Zomg, ladies! When you do this, you make it so hard on the rest of us! I'm glad you mentioned this CarlyMIA! One place I worked had these stupid dollar dances and you had to do a friggin' scramble to get to the next table when he changed the songs up. Some guys would actually have the audacity to complain that they didn't feel some of us had "earned" their dollar because other girls gave away WAY too much for free for a frickin' DOLLAR DANCE.

I like to sometimes make a round of the floor and ask for tips based on what they think of my outfits, especially if it's a themed outfit. Then I hit them up again later for drinks and dances. Lots of guys will tip you at least a dollar for your outfit alone. That seems to be the more dignified way to hustle for singles IMO.

Otoki
11-24-2009, 05:19 PM
Zomg, ladies! When you do this, you make it so hard on the rest of us! I'm glad you mentioned this CarlyMIA! One place I worked had these stupid dollar dances and you had to do a friggin' scramble to get to the next table when he changed the songs up. Some guys would actually have the audacity to complain that they didn't feel some of us had "earned" their dollar because other girls gave away WAY too much for free for a frickin' DOLLAR DANCE.

I like to sometimes make a round of the floor and ask for tips based on what they think of my outfits, especially if it's a themed outfit. Then I hit them up again later for drinks and dances. Lots of guys will tip you at least a dollar for your outfit alone. That seems to be the more dignified way to hustle for singles IMO.
For the record, that sort of tip hustling is looked down on in some clubs (people see it as spammy: if the customer wants to tip you for coming over to talk, that's one thing, but asking everyone on the floor for money when you're not onstage is different). I've worked (briefly) at a club where this was allowed, so I know clubs are different, but most of the ones I've worked at look down on this sort of tip hustle. Just FYI.

Bella_xo_xo
11-25-2009, 04:53 PM
If it's the guy at the stage tipping me that tells me to work for the dollar, I act like a brat with a smile and tell them to get up here and work for a dollar. If it's the tippers friend speaking from the table, I look at the guy who said it, then turn toward the guy tipping and make a face letting him know I was surprised by the comment and that I think his friend is a pig for saying it, that will make tipper embarrassed and he will just give you the dollar ultra-conservatively.

As for the girls that give it all up for a dollar~ as far as I'm concerned dancers can sell their image, selling you body will make you less money. If they want to give it up for a dollar fine, but I think the less you do, the more you make for doing less. Guys will notice the dancers who have respect for themselves and the guys with money do not want the girl thats been ran through the wash over and over and over again.

audrey_k
11-25-2009, 09:56 PM
There was this weird guy in my club who wasn't buying dances but tipping everybody (he stuck like five ones in my bikini bottoms while I was talking to the DJ) who asked me to sit wiht him at the stage. This girl was dancing and he had about $40 in ones in his hand and was giving her like $2 every half a minute or so (our songs are 2 minutes). It pissed me off because I have been on stage so many times with guys holding a stack of ones giving you two fucking dollars so I snapped at him "what the fuck are you doing? just give her all your money!" he looked at me really confused and replied "but she has to work for it" so I almost yelled at him "she is working for it give her the money!" he looked really shocked but sort of scared so he just threw everything he had on stage...

I was so happy to get a cheap ass customer to stage tip well! :D

Rayna Skye
11-30-2009, 07:16 AM
What do I do? Depends on how I'm feeling. If I'm in an ok mood I do nothing. I just ignore them. Any dudes that are tipping I have them move to the other side of the stage and tell them I don't want that cheap fuck to see my snatch.

If I'm in a bad mood I might snatch the dollar, and go on about my business.

If I'm in a really bad mood, I snatch the dollar rip it up, sprinkle it on them, while singing, " I made it rain, I made it rain I made it rain on this hoe."

GlitterBexie
11-30-2009, 11:47 AM
My experience of this male cheapery...

We had five lads come in and all wanted a dance together, so me an the 4 other girls traipsed upstairs to the lap dance room, £10 dance each, we all start off swaying, wiggling etc, (I do it so a 3 min song, 1st minute dressed, 2nd minute bra off, 2rd min naked, or there abouts) about ten seconds in my custy (who was watching what the other girls were doing on his mates goes ''Im not gettin my money's worth, she's got her top off already!'' so i reorted back with ''Well, you clearly wern't watching me neway so it doesnt matter does it and if you'd SHUT UP ill get on with the show!'' Hehe all his mates laughed at him and he did indeed shut up!

We dont get tipped while on stage or for private dances, they CAN, they just dont, i spose coz its not really customary over here! We dont get paid to go on the pole and we only have to stay up for one song or thereabouts so a lot of girls refuse to on the grounds theyre wasting hustling time, if we get told to go on pole we have to or get fined £10 tho! I wish we did get tipped coz itd certainly make it a lot more profitable to do the pole work! (It does tend to draw attention and have dance requests tho, we only have one pole)

Lola_sinn
11-30-2009, 03:45 PM
Haha, there was one of these guys at the main stage on Saturday. When I went around to collect my tips he kept pretending to put it in my kitty (which isn't allowed, we collect them between our boobs only), then waving it in my face like he was gonna hand it to my and pulling it back when I reached for it. I wasn't gonna waste time on this fucker so I just said "Fuck you, it's a dollar" and pulled one out of the stack sitting in front of him. The look of shock on his face was priceless. }:D