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Laurisa
11-10-2009, 02:05 PM
he'd screw his ex girlfriend
Elvia
11-10-2009, 02:05 PM
by luring her to the
Laurisa
11-10-2009, 02:12 PM
new house where he lived
Elvia
11-10-2009, 02:15 PM
in the jungle, with promises
Laurisa
11-10-2009, 02:19 PM
of loving her forever but
Elvia
11-10-2009, 02:22 PM
when she got there she
Laurisa
11-10-2009, 02:27 PM
just wanted to have sex
Elvia
11-10-2009, 02:28 PM
with his friend the elf
ArmySGT.
11-10-2009, 02:28 PM
the sex was never good
Laurisa
11-10-2009, 02:29 PM
oh but it was, really...
Elvia
11-10-2009, 02:30 PM
the elf did it right
ArmySGT.
11-10-2009, 02:36 PM
only on midsummers eve night
Elvia
11-10-2009, 02:40 PM
(^^^good one)
they decided to get married
Laurisa
11-10-2009, 02:40 PM
in a church in Vegas
Elvia
11-10-2009, 02:41 PM
and the best man was
ArmySGT.
11-10-2009, 02:50 PM
a gnome the bridesmaid was
lastone
12-02-2009, 07:49 PM
Shania Twain. Her dress tore
ArmySGT.
12-02-2009, 08:19 PM
hip to heel revealing horrendous
lastone
12-27-2009, 03:56 PM
scars from her sex change
lastone
12-27-2009, 03:58 PM
operation. Everyone said she was
ArmySGT.
12-31-2009, 02:13 AM
doubtlessly made for talk radio.
lastone
01-09-2010, 02:46 PM
So she co-hosted a show
lastone
01-09-2010, 02:50 PM
with O'Reilly and Keith Oberman.
pussyinboots
02-01-2010, 12:40 PM
Leno and Letterman were furious..
ArmySGT.
02-04-2010, 02:03 PM
While Conan shared his millions
person
03-04-2010, 03:14 AM
with all the people who
ArmySGT.
03-10-2010, 09:03 PM
populate summer Ren faires for
papillonluvr
03-20-2010, 07:35 AM
the marelous jousting matches between
pinupgurl2k6
03-20-2010, 11:15 AM
Nothing twinkled but the stars.
justa_grrl
02-04-2011, 01:02 PM
And the band played on.
FamousRabbit
10-02-2011, 03:55 AM
... a fluted cover of "Thriller"
ArmySGT.
10-24-2011, 09:20 PM
to the tune of dancing
person
10-29-2011, 02:12 AM
hamsters playing bagpipes. But hark;
FamousRabbit
11-30-2011, 03:45 AM
for the hamsters were quite...
gjratedp
11-30-2011, 09:32 AM
nobody made a sound except..
cherryblossomsinspring
12-23-2011, 06:53 PM
the smoldering logs on the ...
ArmySGT.
02-21-2012, 07:33 PM
crushed heaps of discarded VW's
lestat1
02-28-2012, 06:40 PM
smelled of burnt ring-dings.
socialreject
04-04-2012, 07:38 PM
Camouflaged condors chewed cadmium cans
lestat1
04-06-2012, 11:49 AM
but were promptly shot dead.
HandSanitizer
07-06-2012, 04:59 AM
Until it turned into a...
Kessler
10-17-2012, 02:54 AM
bloodbath with all the clowns...
Nuclear Martini
10-25-2012, 06:39 PM
....having period sex, it was .....
FamousRabbit
11-03-2012, 12:02 AM
Quite the raunchy evening, when...
Fatalia89
11-03-2012, 12:59 AM
Four lizards crawled out of
Nuclear Martini
11-05-2012, 07:32 PM
the bartender's cleavage and jumped
FamousRabbit
11-06-2012, 09:14 PM
right back in to retrieve...
lestat1
11-06-2012, 09:16 PM
a lost dry cleaning ticket.
FamousRabbit
11-25-2012, 03:13 PM
It was strange to see...