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Laurisa
11-10-2009, 02:05 PM
he'd screw his ex girlfriend

Elvia
11-10-2009, 02:05 PM
by luring her to the

Laurisa
11-10-2009, 02:12 PM
new house where he lived

Elvia
11-10-2009, 02:15 PM
in the jungle, with promises

Laurisa
11-10-2009, 02:19 PM
of loving her forever but

Elvia
11-10-2009, 02:22 PM
when she got there she

Laurisa
11-10-2009, 02:27 PM
just wanted to have sex

Elvia
11-10-2009, 02:28 PM
with his friend the elf

ArmySGT.
11-10-2009, 02:28 PM
the sex was never good

Laurisa
11-10-2009, 02:29 PM
oh but it was, really...

Elvia
11-10-2009, 02:30 PM
the elf did it right

ArmySGT.
11-10-2009, 02:36 PM
only on midsummers eve night

Elvia
11-10-2009, 02:40 PM
(^^^good one)

they decided to get married

Laurisa
11-10-2009, 02:40 PM
in a church in Vegas

Elvia
11-10-2009, 02:41 PM
and the best man was

ArmySGT.
11-10-2009, 02:50 PM
a gnome the bridesmaid was

lastone
12-02-2009, 07:49 PM
Shania Twain. Her dress tore

ArmySGT.
12-02-2009, 08:19 PM
hip to heel revealing horrendous

lastone
12-27-2009, 03:56 PM
scars from her sex change

lastone
12-27-2009, 03:58 PM
operation. Everyone said she was

ArmySGT.
12-31-2009, 02:13 AM
doubtlessly made for talk radio.

lastone
01-09-2010, 02:46 PM
So she co-hosted a show

lastone
01-09-2010, 02:50 PM
with O'Reilly and Keith Oberman.

pussyinboots
02-01-2010, 12:40 PM
Leno and Letterman were furious..

ArmySGT.
02-04-2010, 02:03 PM
While Conan shared his millions

person
03-04-2010, 03:14 AM
with all the people who

ArmySGT.
03-10-2010, 09:03 PM
populate summer Ren faires for

papillonluvr
03-20-2010, 07:35 AM
the marelous jousting matches between

pinupgurl2k6
03-20-2010, 11:15 AM
Nothing twinkled but the stars.

justa_grrl
02-04-2011, 01:02 PM
And the band played on.

FamousRabbit
10-02-2011, 03:55 AM
... a fluted cover of "Thriller"

ArmySGT.
10-24-2011, 09:20 PM
to the tune of dancing

person
10-29-2011, 02:12 AM
hamsters playing bagpipes. But hark;

FamousRabbit
11-30-2011, 03:45 AM
for the hamsters were quite...

gjratedp
11-30-2011, 09:32 AM
nobody made a sound except..

cherryblossomsinspring
12-23-2011, 06:53 PM
the smoldering logs on the ...

ArmySGT.
02-21-2012, 07:33 PM
crushed heaps of discarded VW's

lestat1
02-28-2012, 06:40 PM
smelled of burnt ring-dings.

socialreject
04-04-2012, 07:38 PM
Camouflaged condors chewed cadmium cans

lestat1
04-06-2012, 11:49 AM
but were promptly shot dead.

HandSanitizer
07-06-2012, 04:59 AM
Until it turned into a...

Kessler
10-17-2012, 02:54 AM
bloodbath with all the clowns...

Nuclear Martini
10-25-2012, 06:39 PM
....having period sex, it was .....

FamousRabbit
11-03-2012, 12:02 AM
Quite the raunchy evening, when...

Fatalia89
11-03-2012, 12:59 AM
Four lizards crawled out of

Nuclear Martini
11-05-2012, 07:32 PM
the bartender's cleavage and jumped

FamousRabbit
11-06-2012, 09:14 PM
right back in to retrieve...

lestat1
11-06-2012, 09:16 PM
a lost dry cleaning ticket.

FamousRabbit
11-25-2012, 03:13 PM
It was strange to see...