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missmays1983
02-16-2009, 05:43 PM
let's have some fun. let's have a laugh and blow off some steam...this is meant all in good fun, but serious answers welcome also...so here we go...


finish the sentence.

"If Strippers ruled the world..."


:P :D }:D 8) ;)

ArmySGT.
02-16-2009, 05:52 PM
let's have some fun. let's have a laugh and blow off some steam...


finish the sentence.

"If Strippers ruled the world..."


:P :D }:D 8) ;)

Business hours would be 5pm to 9 am.

AkashaM
02-16-2009, 06:12 PM
Health insurance would cover cosmetic surgery!

MissAlethea
02-16-2009, 06:28 PM
That guy at the bar would have to pay you to keep talking to you.
All stores would be 24-hour.

missmays1983
02-16-2009, 06:31 PM
im sure manners and etiquette would be held in a higher esteem as well and nudity as art and entertainment would be more widely appreciated.

pixierocksonthepole
02-16-2009, 09:00 PM
Pole dancing would be an Olympic sport and the most popular and difficult.

Winged Dinghy
02-20-2009, 10:14 PM
Judgmental housewives wouldn't be allowed in pole-dancing class.

Lucifer911
02-20-2009, 10:35 PM
men would be constantly broke :)
sorry had to get that comment in there

and ummm the main advantages would be:

1) there would be better looking people around because people would be conscious of the way they look instead of hiding behind an eskimo suit
2) there would be better sexual partners out there *wink wink*
3) there would be less prudent uptight judgemental mfkers
4) and there would be better parties and more places to have fun at

Naida
02-20-2009, 10:38 PM
No heel would be less than 5" tall lol

Naida
02-20-2009, 10:44 PM
Ooh, and a note from my Marine friend, Marcus- "I'd be a damned happy man!" and "We'd be too broke to fund wars" lol

There just might be a kernel of logic in that second one!

missmays1983
02-22-2009, 01:09 AM
^ lol luv that one!

sexy_celeste
02-22-2009, 06:13 AM
males would become gentlemen again, treating ladies with respect, and appreciating their time.

there would be a greater freedom with our bodies, as casual nudity would become commonplace. (I know Im a shocker in the gym changerooms, I wander around nakie, rather than wrapped in a towel before getting changed in the cubicle.

Paris
02-22-2009, 10:53 AM
Las Vegas would be the new home to the UN.

verfolgung
02-22-2009, 07:06 PM
Pole dancing would be an Olympic sport and the most popular and difficult.


Track and field events would be performed in heals

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/2/98%20Running%20in%20Heels.jpg

verfolgung
02-25-2009, 08:25 AM
Four years of dancing would be worth a dual degree in business and comminications.

angelicat
02-25-2009, 04:06 PM
^^^ Hahahaha. If only... :)

verfolgung
02-25-2009, 07:16 PM
Baby wipes would be commonly found in bathrooms just like TP.

verfolgung
02-25-2009, 07:18 PM
BA's would be covered by health insurance and be tax deductible

Naida
02-26-2009, 08:40 PM
^^^ BAs AND lifts, for those of us who already have big enough "assets" lol

ArmySGT.
02-27-2009, 02:08 PM
Height wouldn't be a dating issue since women would all be in 6 inch platforms anyway.

pixierocksonthepole
02-27-2009, 09:22 PM
Baby wipes would be commonly found in bathrooms just like TP.

They should be already lol. They clean better. ;D

pixierocksonthepole
02-27-2009, 09:27 PM
Men in speedos would be the least of your worries for your child to see.

verfolgung
02-27-2009, 10:25 PM
Clothing stores would have changing rooms with black lights


Heath insurance would allow you to appoint a plastic surgeon as your PCP


Marijuana would be legalized, while baby oil would become a banned substance

mitsmash
02-27-2009, 11:16 PM
The stocks would be reintroduced for bad tippers, to be displayed outside of clubs as a warning to others.


As government officials, strippers would receive second incomes at taxpayer expense.

nina888
02-28-2009, 03:53 AM
Not paying for dances (aka walking out on paying) would warrant immediate arrest and possible jail time (its stealing!!)

verfolgung
02-28-2009, 05:59 AM
If Strippers Ruled the World ... CSPAN would be the highest rated channel on TV

verfolgung
02-28-2009, 06:16 AM
...As government officials, strippers would receive second incomes at taxpayer expense.


I figured that dancers would be given grants through the National Endowment For The Arts. ;)

verfolgung
02-28-2009, 06:19 AM
People would no longer have to ask what Supreme Court Justices wore under their robes.

threlayer
03-23-2009, 09:47 AM
Poeple would only be allowed to fight in dressing rooms, and the winner would be the person who yanked out the most hair by the root.

threlayer
03-23-2009, 09:47 AM
I figured that dancers would be given grants through the National Endowment For The Arts. ;)

That's the National Endowment for the BOOBS.

Phil-W
03-23-2009, 03:39 PM
Sweatpant boner man would be banned from SC's.....

Phil.

Crow2
03-24-2009, 11:25 AM
Buy one get one free would apply to most everything ..

Ladies night would take on new meaning.

verfolgung
03-24-2009, 11:46 AM
Social security and medicare benefits would kick in at 35.


Day care centers would be Day/Night care centers

Blue_Dust_Bunny
03-24-2009, 12:16 PM
everyone would always has change for at least a twenty

Vegas would become the nation's capital

every high school would have a pole dancing team... which would be way more exciting than watching high school football

convenience stores would have an "emergency dance wear" section

Crow2
03-24-2009, 12:19 PM
everyone would always has change for at least a twenty

Vegas would become the nation's capital

every high school would have a pole dancing team... which would be way more exciting than watching high school football

convenience stores would have an "emergency dance wear" section


Emergency dance wear/ Shoe repair/ Broken Nail and other embarrassing oopsies section.

trixforyou327
03-24-2009, 01:45 PM
It will be common for everyone to pick up something dropped on the floor without bending the knees.

verfolgung
03-24-2009, 01:53 PM
The most influential labor union in the world would be Stippers Local 69.

verfolgung
03-25-2009, 06:55 PM
The interior of the presidential limo would look like this ....

http://www.insanelimos.com/wp-content/gallery/andre/monster-limo-andre015.jpg

subwoofer
04-20-2009, 04:10 AM
...wages for middle class men such as myself would rise so I can afford SC's 5-7x a week.

Ms. Mia Roberts
04-20-2009, 03:23 PM
Everyone paid in TIPS....no more paychecks :D

High Heel Hustla
04-29-2009, 08:44 PM
....pills would come in tic tac dispensers...

Gia2608
05-17-2009, 01:01 PM
There'd be a pretty girl discount (like a student or senior discount) at movies, museums, etc.

ArmySGT.
05-18-2009, 06:49 PM
Body Glitter would become acceptable as formal wear.

Sierra333
05-18-2009, 07:27 PM
If Strippers ruled the world....

...Debates and elections would be bigger events than the Superbowl....
...work would be a lot more flexible for everyone; no schedules...
...Most men would be more interested in Politics than in sports....
...businesses would even be open at 3 AM...
...there would be no more morning rush hour, most people would work much later!
...many more things would be legal than there are now...
...everyone would be having too good of a time to worry about fighting wars....

I am out of ideas, but I hope these brighten everyone's days!

verfolgung
05-20-2009, 06:54 AM
Congress would only be in session three shifts per week from 7PM to 2AM.

verfolgung
05-24-2009, 06:11 PM
- Pleaser's, Ellie Shoes, Tony Shoes & Lucious would take the place of Nike, Reebok, Converse & Addias as being the most commonly marketed footwear.

- Top Dancers would get platform shoe endorsements like athletes get sneaker endorsements

- New Balance would begin to manufacture plaform shoes that fit all sizes and widths (including all hald sizes!)

verfolgung
05-24-2009, 06:13 PM
Banks would create ATMs able to handle deposits of large stacks of $1's

(Actually I think B of A has already started to install ATMs that take direct cash deposits, but then again I've yet to attempt a deposit of $500 in $1 bills. Heh.)

verfolgung
05-24-2009, 06:20 PM
The Earth's north and south poles would be sponsored by Lilmynx & Platinum Stages

verfolgung
05-24-2009, 06:21 PM
There would be no national debt, and the federal budget would be in balance as those in control are used to only paying for what they can afford in cash. Heh.


(Conversely, if there was a national debt, it would be tracked in the number of dances and champagne rooms needed to pay it off.)

verfolgung
05-24-2009, 06:28 PM
The Statue of Liberty would be wearing something far more interesting than a toga.