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Cyril
06-14-2009, 04:10 PM
But you are here. Come into the light; it is quick and easy and we won't tell your wife.
One of these days. :)
But based on what I read here, SCs seem like a scary place.
Earl_the_Pearl
06-14-2009, 04:24 PM
One of these days. :)
But based on what I read here, SCs seem like a scary place.
Some are scary, some are hairy, some are bald.
Hopper
06-14-2009, 09:53 PM
It really depends on height. Kim Kardashian is 5'2" and a size 2. Gisele Bundchen is 5"11 and a size 4. Gisele is visibly thinner, but Kim wears a smaller size. But, commander has stated 4 is hideous to him, so poor Gisele must be out of luck, but curvier Kim would be in.::)
http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/kim_kardashian_bikini_photosmain.png
Kim
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/startracks/050110/gbundchen.jpg
Gisele
I meant women who are over or under their normal weight for their height, natural width etc. I thought that women's clothing sizes were based on how big they are for their height.
I'd go for Kim.
commanderadama
06-15-2009, 04:33 PM
^^^
Kim Kardashian is hideous. Kim is not a 2 on any dress measurement scale. LOL
Everyman
06-20-2009, 07:21 AM
Kim Kardashian is hideous.
I hope lightning struck you dead when you wrote that.
Cyril
06-20-2009, 09:49 AM
Neither of them are my type.
I do like Megan Fox though. She does come across like a bad girl.
commanderadama
06-20-2009, 10:40 AM
I hope lightning struck you dead when you wrote that.
LOL Everyman. No I'm still kicking. And she's still hideous to me. :D
Here is a link to my type of girl.
JayATee
06-20-2009, 11:30 AM
^^^
Kim Kardashian is hideous. Kim is not a 2 on any dress measurement scale. LOL
You're not seriously gonna start arguing womens sizing again are you? How in the hell would you know what size she is? Have you checked her clothes? She's not hideous. As hard as I know it will be for a troll like you, stop posting these stupid ass comments. They're unnecessary and inflammatory.
mediocrity
06-20-2009, 02:03 PM
LOL Everyman. No I'm still kicking. And she's still hideous to me. :D
Here is a link to my type of girl.
So you dig girl next door with a five-head? I have always found Alexis to be homely.
chris91
06-20-2009, 03:11 PM
^^^
Kim Kardashian is hideous. Kim is not a 2 on any dress measurement scale. LOL
I don't think that you understand how sizing works for womens clothing. Maybe you should just tell people that you like skeletal women.
Cyril
06-20-2009, 03:51 PM
I have never heard of Alexis Bledel. Anyhow she does not seem my type either. She does not turn me on.
JayATee
06-20-2009, 04:11 PM
^ Do you own and watch a TV or ever go to the movies, or watch the news or anything at all? How is it that you've never heard of these people?
Steve123
06-20-2009, 04:16 PM
This thread makes me really sad.
JayATee
06-20-2009, 04:18 PM
This thread makes me really sad.
If you don't want the truth, don't look behind the curtain.
yoda57us
06-20-2009, 04:28 PM
In North East New Jersey they have taken over the clubs; at least it keeps them off the street.
Which is exactly what LE wants...
Cyril
06-20-2009, 04:29 PM
^ Do you own and watch a TV or ever go to the movies, or watch the news or anything at all? How is it that you've never heard of these people?
I do not watch TV. I do occasionally go to movie theaters. When we first got married, my wife and I used to go to movie quite often. The frequency has diminished over the years. I cannot recall the last movie I went to see with my wife.
Anyhow, I do read news every morning at work while I drink my coffee. I think I am fairly well aware of outstanding global issues. My geography is excellent and I think I have fairly decent command on political science.
I do not know why I have never heard of those people. It does trouble me that everyone but I seems to know these people.
Hopper
06-20-2009, 05:06 PM
^You aren't missing much. I don't remember hearing of Alexis Bledel before either. Most of the names I do hear I know nothing about. Most of what's on TV bores or disgusts me and most films today seem ordinary. So I don't have a good knowledge of TV and film stars either. Most of them seem bland from what I have seen. The real world - the news etc. - are far more interesting and significant.
Cyril
06-20-2009, 05:10 PM
^You aren't missing much. I don't remember hearing of Alexis Bledel before either. Most of the names I do hear I know nothing about. Most of what's on TV bores or disgusts me and most films today seem ordinary. So I don't have a good knowledge of TV and film stars either. Most of them seem bland from what I have seen. The real world - the news etc. - are far more interesting and significant.
I am truly delighted to learn that I am not alone. :)
Hopper
06-20-2009, 05:31 PM
...She's not hideous. As hard as I know it will be for a troll like you, stop posting these stupid ass comments. They're unnecessary and inflammatory.
He's just saying what he thinks.
Why isn't Wendy Hamilton in Chickipedia? She'd have to be everybody's type.
http://www.funonit.com/foto/gnocche/wendy_hamilton/wendy_hamilton_86.jpg
Cyril
06-20-2009, 05:58 PM
He's just saying what he thinks.
Why isn't Wendy Hamilton in Chickipedia? She'd have to be everybody's type.
http://www.funonit.com/foto/gnocche/wendy_hamilton/wendy_hamilton_86.jpg
She is a beautiful stripper. Is she a member of this website?
mediocrity
06-20-2009, 07:32 PM
^^How do you know if she is a stripper? Because she posed nude?
The way you word your comments makes it sound like either a) English is not your first language or b) incredibly simple minded.
Hopper
06-20-2009, 07:41 PM
^She is a Playboy Playmate and was in a few films.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendy_Hamilton_(model)
http://www.playboy.com/girls/playmates/directory/199112.html
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0358212/
If you want to check her out get the movie "Ski School 2".
Hopper
06-20-2009, 07:49 PM
^^How do you know if she is a stripper? Because she posed nude?
The way you word your comments makes it sound like either a) English is not your first language or b) incredibly simple minded.
Are you judging him on just that one comment? Because his other comments don't give me the same impression. The one you responded to looks grammatically okay too. There's not a great difference between a stripper and a Playboy model anyway. Playmates strip for the camera.
Many of the dancers here who complain about customers baiting them seem to go looking for arguments.
vmurphy252
06-20-2009, 08:13 PM
^^How do you know if she is a stripper? Because she posed nude?
The way you word your comments makes it sound like either a) English is not your first language or b) incredibly simple minded.
I was thinking the same thing. His sentence structure seems strange.
Hopper
06-20-2009, 08:20 PM
^These days correct English is strange. What about the "incredibly simple-minded" part?
vmurphy252
06-20-2009, 08:26 PM
^That was mediocrity's assessment. There's just something about the way he writes that says "English as a second language" to me. Not sayin' I'm right. He kinda writes like Data speaks for the Trekkies. Or else he's a BIG Hemingway fan.
Hopper
06-20-2009, 09:28 PM
^Okay but I don't think that was what Mediocrity was getting at, unless she thinks Data and Hemmingway are/were "incredibly simple minded" too.
mediocrity
06-20-2009, 09:32 PM
It was the "Is she a member of this website?" thing that made me go OH COME ON.
Hopper, if you want to accuse me of starting arguments, at least be specific and not ambiguous. And also, it isn't that I am starting arguments, I'm really just sort of an asshole.
Cyril
06-20-2009, 09:32 PM
^She is a Playboy Playmate and was in a few films.
)
If you want to check her out get the movie "Ski School 2".
When I get a chance, I will check her out. She does appeal to the animal in me. :)
vmurphy252
06-20-2009, 09:35 PM
^^The way you word your comments makes it sound like either a) English is not your first language or b) incredibly simple minded.
It was an "or" statement. I was agreeing with "a)". Don't care enough to form an opinion about the "b)" proposition. Just being my usual threadjacking self...
vmurphy252
06-20-2009, 09:37 PM
Hopper, if you want to accuse me of starting arguments, at least be specific and not ambiguous. And also, it isn't that I am starting arguments, I'm really just sort of an asshole.
Oh, if you weren't already taken, were interested in men who frequent SCs, didn't live 1000 miles away, I wasn't married, you would be in trouble. }:D
vmurphy252
06-20-2009, 09:39 PM
Oh, if you weren't already taken, were interested in men who frequent SCs, didn't live 1000 miles away, I wasn't married, you would be in trouble. }:D
^Using hyperbole to say I like your post.
Cyril
06-20-2009, 09:40 PM
^These days correct English is strange. What about the "incredibly simple-minded" part?
That is an acute observation. I recall receiving an email from a young lady not too long ago. At the end of the email, I was left confounded. There were no periods to separate her sentences from one another. It is needless to say, reading her email was a painful ordeal.
vmurphy252
06-20-2009, 09:42 PM
^Despite my comments, you do communicate relatively effectively. Just something that feels different about your phrasing. This is an example: "It is needless to say, reading her email was a painful ordeal." The "It is" doesn't fit with how most people use the phrase "needless to say".
Cyril
06-20-2009, 09:46 PM
^Despite my comments, you do communicate relatively effectively. Just something that feels different about how your phrasing. This is an example: "It is needless to say, reading her email was a painful ordeal." The "It is" doesn't fit with how most people use the phrase "needless to say".
I have not taken any offense. I have gone through tons of labor to learn to write the way I write. I am not going to give it up. :)
mediocrity
06-20-2009, 09:48 PM
^Using hyperbole to say I like your post.
Your overclarification makes me smile.
vmurphy252
06-20-2009, 09:49 PM
^Just in case. ;-)
commanderadama
06-20-2009, 09:57 PM
I don't think that you understand how sizing works for womens clothing. Maybe you should just tell people that you like skeletal women.
I know very well. I'm usually within one size when I guess a woman's size.. 8) I have friends in the fashion industry and I sometimes get samples. Most samples are 0,2 & 4 Kim would not fit in any of them. She's lying when she says she's a 2. Plain and simple.
JayAtee: I don't understand why you're so offended by my tastes in women. So what if I think Kim is Fat & Hideous? Everyman thinks she's hot, I do not.
mediocrity: Umm, she started her career as a model... But yes, I like skinny girl next door types like Ellen Page and Dexter's Sister (who he married in real life). I only like skinny women. Again, What's wrong with that?
mediocrity
06-20-2009, 10:08 PM
mediocrity: Umm, she started her career as a model... But yes, I like skinny girl next door types like Ellen Page and Dexter's Sister (who he married in real life). I only like skinny women. Again, What's wrong with that?
Nothing at all. I am just blown away that you say you find size 4 "hideous" (why you choose that word is beyond me, these chicks aren't horribly disfigured, just not your particular choice.) when Gisele Bundchen has a bangin' body, and is the highest paid model right now, wears that size.
I used to be a model. Not all of them are gorgeous. Sometimes, the agency just likes them to be unusual looking. Kate Moss is a model. I wouldn't say she is beautiful.
commanderadama
06-20-2009, 10:25 PM
^^^
hideous just means exceedingly ugly.
Gorgeous is purely subjective as we've learned one mans hottie is anothers hideous. It's how we have all different types of people.
Hopper
06-20-2009, 10:50 PM
It was the "Is she a member of this website?" thing that made me go OH COME ON.
Too pretty, you think? Leave me out of that one.
Hopper, if you want to accuse me of starting arguments, at least be specific and not ambiguous. And also, it isn't that I am starting arguments, I'm really just sort of an asshole.
I was being general, not ambiguous. I'll make an exception for you.
Hopper
06-20-2009, 10:55 PM
It was an "or" statement. I was agreeing with "a)". Don't care enough to form an opinion about the "b)" proposition. Just being my usual threadjacking self...
His English isn't that bad that the only other option is stupidity. I'm was talking about what mediocrity meant and whether you interpretted her comments the right way when you agreed to (a). The thread was already jacked, I've lost track of when.
vmurphy252
06-20-2009, 10:59 PM
I don't think anyone said the English was bad. Just strangely worded. He's Yoda-ish (Star Wars, not the Yoda on here) as well as Data. The Hemingway thing is just a reference to his short sentences. Let's see, how many more pop culture references can I put into one post...?
vmurphy252
06-20-2009, 11:00 PM
And just to completely geekify myself, I am programming for work in between posting.
Hopper
06-20-2009, 11:10 PM
I don't think anyone said the English was bad. Just strangely worded. He's Yoda-ish (Star Wars, not the Yoda on here) as well as Data. The Hemingway thing is just a reference to his short sentences. Let's see, how many more pop culture references can I put into one post...?
If nine hundred years old were you, backwards you would talk too. The choice between foreign first language and "incredibly simple minded" implies that the English is bad. I think it's just formal.
vmurphy252
06-20-2009, 11:17 PM
I will agree to disagree (I guess you don't have to, but it will be boring for you if you don't, cuz I'm done). And, again, only speaking for me. Mediocrity may think he's an idiot.
And the "cuz" above is used purposefully as a colloquialism to make my post more informal. Just getting it out there before an asshole like mediocrity or myself starts attacking me for bad grammar.
Hopper
06-20-2009, 11:33 PM
^I'm not disagreeing with you about how Cyril's English sounds, but what mediocrity meant. I know you didn't mean the same thing she did, but apparently you misunderstood what she meant. Any foreign first language person who speaks English as well as Cyril can't be stupid, so I don't get her comment.
Yes, it is boring, isn't it?
vmurphy252
06-20-2009, 11:40 PM
She can clarify if she'd like; otherwise I guess the suspense will have to kill us... or not. I've gotta finish work and go to bed. Laters.
JayATee
06-21-2009, 02:47 AM
I know very well. I'm usually within one size when I guess a woman's size.. 8) I have friends in the fashion industry and I sometimes get samples. Most samples are 0,2 & 4 Kim would not fit in any of them. She's lying when she says she's a 2. Plain and simple.
JayAtee: I don't understand why you're so offended by my tastes in women. So what if I think Kim is Fat & Hideous? Everyman thinks she's hot, I do not.
I'm calling bull shit (as always).
And for the last time (because apparently you really are this dense) I'm not offended by your taste in women. I could care less what you like or don't like. I have a problem with the way you choose to express your taste and with the way you word your assessments of women on this forum. It's offensive. Knock it the fuck off.
JayATee
06-21-2009, 02:57 AM
He's just saying what he thinks.
Why isn't Wendy Hamilton in Chickipedia? She'd have to be everybody's type.
He can say what he thinks, that doesn't mean he has to say it in an obnoxious, inflammatory and insulting manner.
And she's most def not my type. (See? Look at that, I didn't say anything that would insult of inflame anyone! Wow!!)