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vmurphy252
04-28-2009, 09:03 PM
Sorry, getting there on my own. Lost 40 lbs in the last 7 months. Gained 10 lbs of muscle. Seeing one of your ilk 3 times a week. Actually, with about 18% body fat, I'll weigh about 250.
And I believe I will quit talking about myself now.
Back to bashing men who write books about picking up hot women.
mediocrity
04-28-2009, 09:09 PM
for me a small penis is when its inverted like a vagina. when im fully functional im like half a roll of pennies.
thank god im gorgeous.
I totally cracked up at this.
Raysworld
04-28-2009, 09:10 PM
I totally cracked up at this.
phew, i was getting nervous...8)
Crow2
04-28-2009, 09:28 PM
phew, i was getting nervous...8)
with the images you have given us, I'm nervous for you. :D
JayATee
04-28-2009, 10:03 PM
Different kinds of women are going to prefer different types of men. I will never EVER understand this question. What you think of as a hot woman jack may be a "dog" in someone else's opinion. The cologne some women like others may hate. The idea that your going to get advice from ppl or books on how to pick up "hot" women is so absurd to me.
Raysworld
04-28-2009, 10:13 PM
Different kinds of women are going to prefer different types of men. I will never EVER understand this question. What you think of as a hot woman jack may be a "dog" in someone else's opinion. The cologne some women like others may hate. The idea that your going to get advice from ppl or books on how to pick up "hot" women is so absurd to me.
in other words you're fucked. And not in a good way.
JayATee
04-28-2009, 10:16 PM
in other words you're fucked. And not in a good way.
Hardly. Maybe it requires you to put a little effort into it. My god! What a novel idea!
mediocrity
04-28-2009, 10:16 PM
Different kinds of women are going to prefer different types of men. I will never EVER understand this question. What you think of as a hot woman jack may be a "dog" in someone else's opinion. The cologne some women like others may hate. The idea that your going to get advice from ppl or books on how to pick up "hot" women is so absurd to me.
I had a lot of fun in this thread, but I have to make a PSA and say: I love me some JayATee.;D
JayATee
04-28-2009, 10:17 PM
I had a lot of fun in this thread, but I have to make a PSA and say: I love me some JayATee.;D
;D;D;D Yay!!!!
Raysworld
04-28-2009, 10:20 PM
Hardly. Maybe it requires you to put a little effort into it. My god! What a novel idea!
But i already take HGH and other testosterone-boosters...is that not effort enough?
damn, you women are handful
vmurphy252
04-28-2009, 10:21 PM
Beautiful women confessing their love for each other... I think I have a tear in my eye.
Mr Hyde
04-28-2009, 10:48 PM
The idea that your going to get advice from ppl or books on how to pick up "hot" women is so absurd to me.
Not true! Just go to law school, make 150K a year, buy a nice house with a pool, and invite hot chicks over...the rest takes care of itself.
And make sure you stock up on the GHB!
JayATee
04-28-2009, 10:51 PM
Not true! Just go to law school, make 150K a year, buy a nice house with a pool, and invite hot chicks over...the rest takes care of itself.
And make sure you stock up on the GHB!
Sweet! Since I'm in law school that means the hot chicks are right around the corner for me then... ;D
princessjas
04-28-2009, 10:54 PM
Not true! Just go to law school, make 150K a year, buy a nice house with a pool, and invite hot chicks over...the rest takes care of itself.
And make sure you stock up on the GHB!
OMFG, I almost peed my pants laughing! :rotfl:
firemaiden04
04-28-2009, 11:25 PM
Just got home from work and read this entire thread, and it really seriously messed with my head.
OMG, that rhymes. Jesus. I'm going to bed now...
JayATee
04-28-2009, 11:27 PM
Just got home from work and read this entire thread, and it really seriously messed with my head.
OMG, that rhymes. Jesus. I'm going to bed now...
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:.....
mediocrity
04-29-2009, 12:38 AM
Sweet! Since I'm in law school that means the hot chicks are right around the corner for me then... ;D
What about for us Dr's? Or is that less hot? ;)
I mean, we do have access to the drugs y'know! Haha.
Christyismyalias
04-29-2009, 03:46 AM
Sincerity goes a long way. Most women can see through "pick up lines" and have no patience for it. If you are sincere we will pick up on it and go from there, if we are interested we will reciprocate.
Jezzebelle
04-29-2009, 04:55 AM
This thread is hilarious!!! :)
verfolgung
04-29-2009, 06:16 AM
^^^ It's hilarious because it's essentially pointless. Heheh.
Q:
Dancers... Let's say,... hypothetically, you were writing a book for men about picking up "hot" women in the dance clubs, bars, street, bookstores, etc. What would you suggest?
A:
Dude, I'm a young lawyer making $150k a year,... I've got a nice house with an awesome pool in an upscale neighborhood and I have also have an awesome beach house.... I keep relatively fit and I'm okay-looking... I don't really need to apply much skill... I just invite people over for a party, "hot" women show up, and everything else just takes care of itself...:)
Good job answering your own question. If the site allowed it, I wonder if you'd "Thank" yourself too. :D
vmurphy252
04-29-2009, 06:45 AM
I'm a young married consultant making $130K/year, but my wife gets kind of annoyed at the parties...
Jezzebelle
04-29-2009, 07:01 AM
They she just aint drunk enough!
LOL
CuriousB
04-29-2009, 07:03 AM
The first lesson is free:1. Only retards and children call a beautiful woman a "hot chick."
forevernaked
04-29-2009, 07:10 AM
Ooh ooh I know I know!
I dunno about every other "hot girl" but here's what totally works for me:
Step One ("pre-game"): Spike your hair. Tan too much. Whiten your teeth until they look unnaturally white. Dress in head-to-toe Ed Hardy and don a fedora.
Step Two("action!"): Go into the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas, preferably during the daytime. The girls aren't as hot as night shift but it's slow so you'll be sure to stand out and get extra attention. Talk to each girl who approaches you for as long as possible, and make sure to mention several times a) your suite at the Encore; b) the bottle service you have lined up at Tryst for that evening; c) your 3 luxury cars; d) the trip to Miami you're going on as soon as you recover from the insanity of Vegas.
Step Three ("reel 'em in"): When the dancer, clearly enthralled by your stories of money-soaked glory, which she has never heard before, can resist you no more, she will suggest that you two go somewhere more private so she can rub against you. It is VERY IMPORTANT that, despite how much you've talked about money and acted interested in her, you do NOT in fact either buy dances from her NOR tip her for her time.
Step Four ("party time"): This is the part where you ask her if she wants to accompany you to Tryst or meet up in your suite for the "after-party."
Let me tell you....this approach works every time. :smellie_p
vmurphy252
04-29-2009, 07:11 AM
Oh, THAT'S what he was referring to. I thought we were going to KFC or something...
SerenaSin
04-29-2009, 07:14 AM
Do steroids, lift heavy weights, get contacts, go tanning.
ew :P
verfolgung
04-29-2009, 07:29 AM
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l286/trisha29_2006/douchebag.jpg?t=1241015234
princessjas
04-29-2009, 07:36 AM
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l286/trisha29_2006/douchebag.jpg?t=1241015234
Haha! This guy looks exactly like my managers best friend when I worked in NJ. He was my regular, but my manager had to pay for his dances, because he couldn't understand why I wasn't flattered enough by his interest to dance for him for free! :O Oh, and he never tipped me, not even a lousy dollar and I smelled like mens cologne for the rest of the night because he wore so much even though I barely touched him it stuck to me. God I hated that prick!
Raysworld
04-29-2009, 08:34 AM
remember to emulate the guy that gets the hottest girls already. talk, walk, and look like him. change your name to his. change your laugh to his. no hot girl wants to know how you "owned" some fools on world of war craft.
get on twitter and facebook. mad hunnies there.
Crow2
04-29-2009, 11:19 AM
I had a lot of fun in this thread, but I have to make a PSA and say: I love me some JayATee.;D
I second this..
vmurphy252
04-29-2009, 11:20 AM
A 3 dancer lovefest. I'm in heaven... or Iowa.
Otoki
04-29-2009, 02:15 PM
Yay. Another person to put on ignore.
I'm glad to see so much depth in the OP.
vmurphy252
04-29-2009, 02:22 PM
^Is that why I keep getting no responses to my posts...? ;-)
mediocrity
04-29-2009, 02:38 PM
A 3 dancer lovefest. I'm in heaven... or Iowa.
I totally would have said Utah. ;)
vmurphy252
04-29-2009, 03:31 PM
Actually a reference to "Field of Dreams": "Is this heaven?" "No, it's Iowa".
Although I would have to agree about Utah. Used to live in Denver and would drive to Moab for long weekends. St. George and Wabash areas are beautiful too...
commanderadama
04-29-2009, 04:46 PM
You are right... Lawyers get training in presentation, persuasion skills and "reading" juries... In law school, they used to videotape us doing mock trials and then play it back and dissect every gesture, eye contact and body language... The program I developed worked like this too... videotaping actual "live" approaches and then playing back the tape and dissecting every element of the interaction... That is how you catch body language incongruities and correct them - by watching yourself on video... You cannot learn this by reading a book...
What? This sounds more like something a DA's office or a legal seminar would run, but not a Law school since most lawyers rarely see the inside of a court room let alone take the lead in a case going to trial. And since you boast you're salaried at $150,000 this would imply you're corporate counsel and you reside in one of the flyover states.
Due to the anonymous nature of this forum, I'm not going to ask you for credentials but lets just say this post makes me highly skeptical of your profession. /:O
JayATee
04-29-2009, 04:52 PM
I second this..
Aww! Thanks you 2!!! I feel very loved right now!! ;D:lovestruc
JayATee
04-29-2009, 05:02 PM
What about for us Dr's? Or is that less hot? ;)
I mean, we do have access to the drugs y'know! Haha.
I was gonna say, you oughta be able to get your hands on ghb no problem! :D
verfolgung
04-29-2009, 05:08 PM
... The program I developed worked like this too... videotaping actual "live" approaches and then playing back the tape and dissecting every element of the interaction... ...
You didn't happen to develp this program one night while you were at home, laying on your couch, perhaps watching VH1 did you? Heh.
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/the_pick_up_artist/series.jhtml
velvet
04-29-2009, 06:15 PM
Not true! Just go to law school, make 150K a year, buy a nice house with a pool, and invite hot chicks over...the rest takes care of itself.
And make sure you stock up on the GHB!
LMAO!
charlie61
04-29-2009, 07:01 PM
Awww...this thread is sad. I think Jack was genuinely curious about different womens' preferences and was just looking for a cross-section. The question might've been superficial and too general for any real conclusions to be reached, but why'd it turn into a massive kill-jackfest?
verfolgung
04-29-2009, 07:25 PM
Yeah,... when I go to a bar, I'll do anything and say anything to get laid...:D It's not that I tell lies,... I just play certain "roles"... to get laid...:D.
Genuinely curious, yes I'm sure he is. :D
Dirty Ernie
04-29-2009, 08:35 PM
'Twas a time on this board when such a question would elicit a particular reply from one of several resident 'wit'icians.
As an homage to Madcap, Mast, Prester John and others, let me say:
OVEN MITTS!
kittylee89
04-29-2009, 08:44 PM
spending money def. makes me spend time with the customers and makes me want to get to know them
charlie61
04-29-2009, 08:54 PM
Genuinely curious, yes I'm sure he is. :D
Missed that post. Touche, my friend. Touche.
Raysworld
04-29-2009, 11:24 PM
Be like this guy as much as possible:
virgoamm
04-30-2009, 12:37 AM
Put roofies in her drink.
Everyman
04-30-2009, 07:03 AM
Different kinds of women are going to prefer different types of men. I will never EVER understand this question. What you think of as a hot woman jack may be a "dog" in someone else's opinion. The cologne some women like others may hate. The idea that your going to get advice from ppl or books on how to pick up "hot" women is so absurd to me.
Actually, there are a few things men can do to attract most women...however, these are much much easier said than done.
1. Most important, be interesting. (Admittedly, this can mean different things for different women...some find polished professionals interesting, some find stupid rappers and rockers interesting.)
2. Don't be scared. You don't have to be cocky/confident necessarily, but you can't be meek/scared.
3. Put some pride and effort into how you dress. Be "fashionable" for whatever girl you're trying to attract.
4. Same for your hair.
5. Same for your shoes.
6. Try to work out enough to be height/weight appropriate.
7. Don't try to pick up strippers while they're working.
If you can do all that, you might not get everyone you want (things like age, timing, money, etc can still factor in), but you'll probably get more than you can handle.
princessjas
04-30-2009, 07:59 AM
Actually, there are a few things men can do to attract most women...however, these are much much easier said than done.
1. Most important, be interesting. (Admittedly, this can mean different things for different women...some find polished professionals interesting, some find stupid rappers and rockers interesting.)
2. Don't be scared. You don't have to be cocky/confident necessarily, but you can't be meek/scared.
3. Put some pride and effort into how you dress. Be "fashionable" for whatever girl you're trying to attract.
4. Same for your hair.
5. Same for your shoes.
6. Try to work out enough to be height/weight appropriate.
7. Don't try to pick up strippers while they're working.
If you can do all that, you might not get everyone you want (things like age, timing, money, etc can still factor in), but you'll probably get more than you can handle.
I agree with most of this post, but especially this one. Intelligence and common sense certainly win guys points in my book.
We wouldn't go into some guys work and try to hit on him, so WHY do so many guys think it's ok to do it to us. Yes, it is a party atmophere, but we are basically providing a fantasy, a service. ;)
Mr Hyde
04-30-2009, 08:05 AM
Actually, there are a few things men can do to attract most women...however, these are much much easier said than done.
1. Most important, be interesting. (Admittedly, this can mean different things for different women...some find polished professionals interesting, some find stupid rappers and rockers interesting.)
2. Don't be scared. You don't have to be cocky/confident necessarily, but you can't be meek/scared.
3. Put some pride and effort into how you dress. Be "fashionable" for whatever girl you're trying to attract.
4. Same for your hair.
5. Same for your shoes.
6. Try to work out enough to be height/weight appropriate.
7. Don't try to pick up strippers while they're working.
If you can do all that, you might not get everyone you want (things like age, timing, money, etc can still factor in), but you'll probably get more than you can handle.
Don't listen to this guy, just bonk her on the head and drag her behind a bush.