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commanderadama
05-07-2009, 04:49 PM
You know once this thread gets indexed by Google, the hits might crash StripperWeb.
jack0177057
05-07-2009, 06:42 PM
Can you tell me why? Because when guys bust this info out on me on the first meeting or first date, I normally either a) laugh and walk away b) roll my eyes and walk away or c) If they are graphic, throw my drink on them and walk away.
I was just kidding... Do guys really talk about their cock on first dates? /:O That is a perfect illustration of why some guys DEFINITELY need guidance on approaching, meeting and talking women... I never talk about my cock to women... At the appropriate time, it just pops up and introduces itself... :)
mediocrity
05-07-2009, 07:01 PM
I was just kidding... Do guys really talk about their cock on first dates? /:O That is a perfect illustration of why some guys DEFINITELY need guidance on approaching, meeting and talking women... I never talk about my cock to women... At the appropriate time, it just pops up and introduces itself... :)
Ha, I can never tell anymore. And yes, they do. "Do you like size? I'm 8in and thick!" :wink: <---True story.
JayATee
05-07-2009, 09:31 PM
Ha, I can never tell anymore. And yes, they do. "Do you like size? I'm 8in and thick!" :wink: <---True story.
I hope you laughed. I wouldn't have been able to help myself.... as I was walking out the door. ;)
Hopper
05-08-2009, 01:02 AM
I was just kidding... Do guys really talk about their cock on first dates? /:O That is a perfect illustration of why some guys DEFINITELY need guidance on approaching, meeting and talking women... I never talk about my cock to women... At the appropriate time, it just pops up and introduces itself... :)
If a guy needs to be told not to do that there is no point.
Lklucky
05-08-2009, 01:52 AM
Have a confident-secure with yourself vibe without seeming like you can take or leave her-less is more; don't talk about yourself-ask her about her. Ask for her phone number or email and see which one she wants to give you; if its the phone number she's interested call the next day.
vmurphy252
05-08-2009, 07:33 AM
I was just kidding... Do guys really talk about their cock on first dates? /:O That is a perfect illustration of why some guys DEFINITELY need guidance on approaching, meeting and talking women... I never talk about my cock to women... At the appropriate time, it just pops up and introduces itself... :)
I come from the "hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag" school. Figuratively speaking. }:D I'm The Todd.
Mr Hyde
05-08-2009, 11:34 AM
I don't talk about my cock on the first date, I just show up with it hanging out of my mini-skirt.
Again....is this ridiculous thread still alive?
Hopper
05-09-2009, 02:04 AM
I don't talk about my cock on the first date, I just show up with it hanging out of my mini-skirt.
Again....is this ridiculous thread still alive?
Yeah but not many of us are taking it seriously. Like I said earlier, this topic has nothing to do with strip clubs or strippers. Needs a forums site of it's own.
mediocrity
05-09-2009, 02:11 AM
I come from the "hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag" school. Figuratively speaking. }:D I'm The Todd.
High five! :highfive:
vmurphy252
05-09-2009, 08:59 AM
"I'm the Todd" five.
mediocrity
05-09-2009, 12:01 PM
"I'm the Todd" five.
That's what I meant, yo.
http://tidedruid.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/thetodd.jpg
tikismall
05-09-2009, 01:12 PM
Best advice I can give any man or woman is: Don't assume things about people just on outward looks alone.
I've had men say some rude and just terrible things to me because they thought it would work on getting them a date.
Thing is, mind games are just absurd. They make you look like a jerk and possible abuser.
Not all beautiful women are stupid too, some of us are really intelligent and really just want to be treated as equals.
If a guy listens, is attentive, smells nice (clean shower) and doesn't give too much creepy praise then they're pretty much golden.
Respect women and you'll meet just about anyone you want because when you project and believe in being a decent person then you're going to meet decent people too.
And yes, some of those "decent" people are also superfically "beautiful" for whatever your liking.
vmurphy252
05-09-2009, 01:24 PM
That's what I meant, yo.
http://tidedruid.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/thetodd.jpg
Word.
Toblerone
05-09-2009, 05:39 PM
Anyone that tells me I'm hot within the first 10 minutes of meeting me has no chance in hell of getting any.
If you think I'm shallow enough to be excited by that you have nothing I'm interested in.
mrXmind
05-10-2009, 01:41 AM
Why not just enjoy your life as it goes? Do you really need this person who you did not know existed 3 minutes ago? I doubt it... I think men should step back a little bit and let the women they like breath... Anyway, I disagree with the concept of having a goal to pick somebody up. It scares me because I don't know them. They could be nuts, hurt, devastated, with their own hidden agendas,etc, it's a way too much as a goal to me.
Enjoying your life, your time, a good conversation - yes, having a nutjob goal like that, in my opinion is counterproductive and the dangers of jumping blindly into this situation will essentially create heavy anxiety that will prevent any development of any rel-ship or suck the energy and fun out of it. I don't like that...
SerenaSin
05-10-2009, 07:03 AM
Anyone that tells me I'm hot within the first 10 minutes of meeting me has no chance in hell of getting any.
If you think I'm shallow enough to be excited by that you have nothing I'm interested in.
YES!!! agreed.
Someone expressing a romantic/sexual interest in me alone shows that they find me attractive already.
A_Guy
05-10-2009, 07:25 AM
Anyone that tells me I'm hot within the first 10 minutes of meeting me has no chance in hell of getting any.
YES!!! agreed.
Really? You both write someone off immediately if they comment on your looks?
I don't know, maybe I've been out of the dating game for too long, but this is surprising to me.
Hopper
05-10-2009, 07:46 AM
^Yeah I'm wondering too how they know a guy is romantically interested in the first ten minutes if he doesn't compliment her looks or something else about them. I can understand if they mean a guy literally saying they are "hot". That's not romantic.
I don't see why how to approach women is such a problem. What about just this: Say hello, "how are you today", introduce yourself, compliment her hair or something else not too sexual, brief chat if she's open to it, say "I'd like to give you a call", take her number if she gives it, thank her, say "nice talking" and goodbye, leave. ??
mediocrity
05-10-2009, 10:15 AM
^^ Eaxctly. Big difference between "wow, you look really beautiful" and "dur hurr hurr, you're hot!"
Hopper
05-10-2009, 09:13 PM
^Because "you look really beautiful" is not overtly sexual?
mediocrity
05-11-2009, 03:41 AM
Because "you look really beautiful" is not overtly sexual?
Essentially. And it shows some class.
vmurphy252
05-11-2009, 06:59 AM
^I would have to agree ( I HAVE to, you're making me). "You're really hot" is much more direct and lacks artistry (like killing with the point of a knife... anyone?). "You look really beautiful", while essentially meaning the same thing, shows, as Mediocrity says, class, as well as demonstrates and expanded vocabulary, and, in my opinion, more respect. Also, (ladies, correct me if I'm wrong), the "You're really hot", at least, in a SC environment, might be more acceptable after you have "gotten to know each other" (i.e., 3-4 dances).
V
(I keep wanting to type my full name like I would for an email; I'm gonna get myself in trouble, if I haven't already)
jack0177057
05-11-2009, 11:17 AM
^I would have to agree ( I HAVE to, you're making me). "You're really hot" is much more direct and lacks artistry (like killing with the point of a knife... anyone?). "You look really beautiful", while essentially meaning the same thing, shows, as Mediocrity says, class, as well as demonstrates and expanded vocabulary, and, in my opinion, more respect. Also, (ladies, correct me if I'm wrong), the "You're really hot", at least, in a SC environment, might be more acceptable after you have "gotten to know each other" (i.e., 3-4 dances).
What about - "You're really PHAT!"
In my opinion, there are women that obviously make an effort to look very sexy and "hot". They wear very provocative clothes... It doesn't have to be "slutty",... it could be something classy-sexy, like a little black Bebe tight-fitting mini-dress that shows a lot of cleavage (I love those)... If a guy doesn't react to this with a little more than "you look beautiful",... doesn't he come across as sexually lame or gay?
Generally, "you're really hot" is something I save for the moment right before sex. When the woman is fully exposing her body to me for the first time... at that point, I say something like - "You are so fucking hot!". I've never been slapped for saying it then...:)
vmurphy252
05-11-2009, 11:40 AM
^I think that's what I was getting at. Presumably, you're past the initial introduction when you are about to have sex, so it's probably more appropriate at that point.
Also, there is a non-verbal communication component to this transaction. You can EXPRESS "you're really fucking hot" non-verbally while SAYING "You've got wonderful eyes".
Also, I did mean "an" expanded vocabulary, not "and". I hate typos. And smurfs.
JayATee
05-11-2009, 05:25 PM
^ How can you hate a smurf?! What did they ever do to you??
vmurphy252
05-11-2009, 06:17 PM
^Actually, when I typed "I hate typos", I heard it in Grumpy Smurf's voice, so the I hate smurfs just came out. Also, the screen name has my last name in it, and I grew up when Smurf's were in their heyday, so I had lots of variations of my last name combined with smurf. Apparently I still have some latent hostility.
JayATee
05-11-2009, 10:16 PM
LoL. Just remember they're waay smaller than you!
vmurphy252
05-11-2009, 10:38 PM
Hey, maybe I'm only two apples high. I could turn that into something dirty, but I can't do that to the smurfs.
Would two apples high be big?
JayATee
05-11-2009, 10:52 PM
2 whole apples? I guess that depends on the apples themselves I mean I remember Gargamel's cat, Azrael, being huge compared to them so 2 whole apples might be big...
(I have now officially made myself feel very old and very pathetic for remembering names! Thanks!)
vmurphy252
05-11-2009, 10:53 PM
Hey, I knew it all too. I'm just getting excited with all this apple talk... mmm, Smurfette.
vmurphy252
05-11-2009, 10:54 PM
^I just made you spit something up, didn't I?
JayATee
05-11-2009, 10:58 PM
lolololol!!!
Oh no, now Im sitting here laughing like an idiot again, and the cat is now pissed at me bc I just startled her awake.... again....
vmurphy252
05-11-2009, 11:01 PM
Apologize to your cat for me.
And the Smurfette pic is just unfair.
And I just noticed that your mood is angry. That's not good.
JayATee
05-11-2009, 11:03 PM
She's been a bitch today so no. She deserved way worse.
Haha! There were others that woulda been waaay more unfair trust me. Although actual ppl dressed as smurfette are just down right scary.
Im better now... I should change it lol.
vmurphy252
05-11-2009, 11:05 PM
Umm, yeah, for the record, I do NOT want to see risque pics of Smurfette. Anything real, you or otherwise, that you want to throw my way, great, but the cartoon stuff is ooky. Unless it's Ariel, Belle, or Jasmine.
vmurphy252
05-11-2009, 11:05 PM
^Ariel fully human. The mermaid thing is kind of weird.
JayATee
05-11-2009, 11:06 PM
I don't blame you. Im sorry I saw it. I just wanted an innocent little pic of her and I had to see all that too... gross.
vmurphy252
05-11-2009, 11:06 PM
Esmeralda from Hunchback is kinda cute too. Hey, based on Demi Moore, how can she be bad?
JayATee
05-11-2009, 11:08 PM
I loved her eyes in that, and I always thought Demi had a sexy sexy voice.
Ok, my nerd alert is going off. I think I should stop now before everyone starts to hate me. ;)
vmurphy252
05-11-2009, 11:10 PM
Umm, I'm a guy, and I just referenced 4 female Disney characters. I think you're safely out of the field of fire.
JayATee
05-11-2009, 11:11 PM
Very true lol.
And all you guys thought you were gonna get great advice on how to pick up hot chicks. :laughing:}:D
Hopper
05-12-2009, 03:58 AM
...
In my opinion, there are women that obviously make an effort to look very sexy and "hot". They wear very provocative clothes... It doesn't have to be "slutty",... it could be something classy-sexy, like a little black Bebe tight-fitting mini-dress that shows a lot of cleavage (I love those)... If a guy doesn't react to this with a little more than "you look beautiful",... doesn't he come across as sexually lame or gay?
...
It would still be classier not to say the obvious. As well as not make her afraid that you are about to grab her ass. Commenting that a girl dressed that way looks hot is the equivalent of "Oh, I see you've fallen down a thirty foot well shaft. You must be hurt." Like V says, non-verbals can acknowledge how hot she looks. Even if a woman is sexually provocative, she still prefers to be complimented on her beauty. The provocative dress is just there to get your attention and turn you on, not to make her feel better about herself.
For Smurfette (the ony female smurf) you would only have to compliment her on how smurfy she looks or compliment her on the smurfiness of her eyes or hair.
jack0177057
05-12-2009, 10:11 AM
It just depends... some girls are too serious and you have to be careful what you say... But, generally, I joke around a lot (without being obnoxious) and women don't seem to mind... Sometimes, I push the envelope just for fun,... and am amazed at what I can get away with... (Like telling a woman on our first date in a restaurant she was incredibly sexy and that I had to move my chair to get a better view of her breasts... It offended her so much that she fucked my brains out that night...) I'm intelligent and sophisticated, but I'm also a very sexual person... Every woman I date knows that from the getgo... Again, it all goes back to body language,... is she comfortable with me or am I making her uncomfortable?
It would still be classier not to say the obvious. As well as not make her afraid that you are about to grab her ass. Commenting that a girl dressed that way looks hot is the equivalent of "Oh, I see you've fallen down a thirty foot well shaft. You must be hurt." Like V says, non-verbals can acknowledge how hot she looks. Even if a woman is sexually provocative, she still prefers to be complimented on her beauty. The provocative dress is just there to get your attention and turn you on.
For Smurfette (the ony female smurf) you would only have to compliment her on how smurfy she looks or compliment her on the smurfiness of her eyes or hair.
Hopper
05-14-2009, 04:02 AM
It just depends... some girls are too serious and you have to be careful what you say... But, generally, I joke around a lot (without being obnoxious) and women don't seem to mind... Sometimes, I push the envelope just for fun,... and am amazed at what I can get away with... (Like telling a woman on our first date in a restaurant she was incredibly sexy and that I had to move my chair to get a better view of her breasts... It offended her so much that she fucked my brains out that night...) I'm intelligent and sophisticated, but I'm also a very sexual person... Every woman I date knows that from the getgo... Again, it all goes back to body language,... is she comfortable with me or am I making her uncomfortable?
If she was that offended, why didn't she leave?
vmurphy252
05-14-2009, 06:07 AM
If she was that offended, why didn't she leave?
In case you're serious, I think he was being sarcastic. She wasn't offended. Or I need to offend women more. One or the other.
jack0177057
05-14-2009, 08:39 AM
In case you're serious, I think he was being sarcastic. She wasn't offended. Or I need to offend women more. One or the other.
No, she wasn't offended,... to say the least...
BTW,... she was a little "older", but she was beautiful, fit, and had a PERFECT figure... She had just had a boob job (a very good one)... and she was dressed in a smoking-hot, but classy, little Bebe dress that showed off her new and improved boobs.
It was clear to me that she needed validation regarding her sex appeal... and she needed to debut her new boobs. I assessed that a polite "you look beautiful," wouldn't have been enough... I made her blush a lot during dinner (with humor) and after dinner... she made ME blush back at her place...
Earl_the_Pearl
05-14-2009, 05:17 PM
^ How can you hate a smurf?! What did they ever do to you??
You have to ask?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/da/Gargamel_and_Azrael_from_the_Smurfs.jpg/180px-Gargamel_and_Azrael_from_the_Smurfs.jpg
JayATee
05-14-2009, 05:35 PM
LoL, gargamel doesn't count. He hates everyone.
vmurphy252
05-14-2009, 07:34 PM
I hate Gargamel.