View Full Version : You know your working in a dive if.......
April
01-25-2014, 08:34 PM
when some wasted girl kicks her leg up in the air & breaks the stage mirror with her flying shoe and they "fix" it with duct tape.
when the men's urinals are filled with ice.
when the dancers use the trash can in the dressing room as a toilet.
Flickdreams
01-28-2014, 05:41 AM
Not only is there a claw game, but also a vending machine.
The stage is separated from the pit by glass and so customers shove rolled up ones into little holes in the bottom.
The customers complain about $10 for a dance.
The pool tables see more action than the "VIP" section.
This was ripped from an old post I read on here years ago. Because sometimes its easier to just repeat what other people say.
Aurora14
01-29-2014, 10:42 AM
The floor is concrete because the club was an animal feed store previously.
So the new owner has done his best to fill in the holes in the floor.
Even though the holes are filled the floor is still uneven.
So there are those certain spots next to the stage and the door to the beer garden that you step in (every fucking time) and cause you to stumble like you're drunk, even when you're sober.
SkyeSabrina
01-29-2014, 10:44 AM
^ Our floor is similar but it's carpet over wood, the wood must be rotted out in some places because there are more than a few spots like that in our floor. I always blame it on my eight inch heels when I stumble though, so people just laugh it off.
ats2088
01-29-2014, 10:56 AM
The first club I worked out was an absolute dive. They literally had a broke down rock coach outside serving the few random customers who would enter. You couldn't pay me enough to eat tat crap.
allieoop
01-29-2014, 11:24 PM
This was ripped from an old post I read on here years ago. Because sometimes its easier to just repeat what other people say.
Or maybe we just work at the same/a similar club? I've only know about this site three or four months. Why would I go back years to essentially repost?
tempest666
01-30-2014, 02:58 AM
You text your friend to please bring you TP and they appear 2 minutes later.
charlie61
01-31-2014, 11:53 AM
You feel low-grade shame every time you talk to an out-of-town customer who's never been to your club before.
You openly make fun of the club to build rapport with customers.
Flickdreams
02-02-2014, 02:15 AM
Or maybe we just work at the same/a similar club? I've only know about this site three or four months. Why would I go back years to essentially repost?
Ok, maybe you really are posting an original post. I'm prepared to be incorrect.
As to why would people go back years to "repost". I have seen pages verbatim of other members posts sold as part of stripper training programs, trolls trying to make a connection (who otherwise have no idea what to say), also, who knows why people repost? it happens.
before this becomes a threadjack, if you would like to discuss further then we can take it private or msg me.
tempest666
02-02-2014, 04:20 AM
Bartender: (interrupting a LD)"Misty someone just called the bar for you."
Intoxicated dancer: "If it's my baby dad, tell them I'm not here!"
Bartender: "Which one?"
Jay12
03-28-2014, 04:11 AM
You're the only one who's actually legal to work.
Kaylak
03-28-2014, 08:35 AM
Mice are working the pole..... and getting bigger tips.
azaleanola
03-28-2014, 06:57 PM
When you go to check the place out and the manager launches into a lecture about how she doesn't care what you smoke or snort, but if she catches you with a needle even just once, you will be immediately fired.
I decided not to work there.
RubyHair
03-29-2014, 04:01 PM
You frequently see other dancers giving oral sex in VIP
pinkpvc
03-30-2014, 01:35 PM
When there is a donation box of old dancer gear in the corner where girls throw shit they've worn out so other girls can wear it. And girls actually do pick stuff out of that box to wear on stage.
Sounds familiar.Ours was full of discarded,ripped,smelly fishnet stockings and one girl looked sooo pleased with herself for scoring some!
kaninchen
03-23-2015, 07:14 PM
You have an exit route planned in case another gang fight breaks out while you're on stage.
You find bits of hair and trash when you gather your stage tips. :ill:
HoolaTwister
03-24-2015, 10:20 AM
When you're the only one without a cesarian section scar....
HoolaTwister
03-24-2015, 10:22 AM
Oh and when you're the only stripper whose boyfriends doesn't resemble Vanilla Ice
Southernpassion
03-29-2015, 05:58 PM
The bathroom is located next to the dressing room and no doors, of course lol
SnuffleUffleGrass
03-29-2015, 06:03 PM
...when people get shot there : (
...when it's mostly ugly girls and 3 hot ones...
& when you bank b/c you're actually hustling & not nodding off in a drug haze or preening in the dressing room like other girls....
SuperJa
06-27-2015, 05:35 PM
When you have to dance around buckets because the roof leaks whenever it rains.
When you can't do VIP dances sometimes because the lights in either room refuse to turn on.
When the DJ is a windows media player playlist of classic tunes and top 40 from 6 years ago because that was when the list was made.
whirlerz
06-27-2015, 07:31 PM
When the front door's been replaced like 3 times in 6 months, cause guys get in fights & trash it
Selina M
06-28-2015, 12:44 AM
Haha! Mine is also that the roof leaks...
It's a dive when they move a table on the floor to make room for a big ole' trashcan to catch the leaking roof water
It's a dive when the bathroom on the nude side floods every time it rains
SammiMinasu
06-28-2015, 12:49 PM
When the dancers are excited the scratchy silver duct tape on the private dance couches are replaced with smooth black electrical tape.
Leather_Jacket
06-28-2015, 02:03 PM
When dancing on one of the side stage poles is like playing Russian roulette.
crystalize
06-28-2015, 03:22 PM
you walk by another dancer on the floor and she squats down and starts peeing right there on the carpet... and doesn't get fired
Ms.Belle
06-28-2015, 04:20 PM
delete
Flickdreams
06-29-2015, 01:34 AM
How do you girls put up with such a toxic environment? I mean this thread is killing me its so funny but I can't believe what some of you are working in!
whirlerz
06-29-2015, 04:56 PM
The bathroom (tiny) is also the dressing room
littlefox
07-20-2015, 03:18 AM
The floor is so uneven you have to avoid patches of it or risk breaking an ankle
The customers regularly fall on one particular part of the stairs that's uneven
The 'pole' is a clothes rail bolted to the ceiling/stage
culitos
07-21-2015, 08:22 AM
The dressing room smells like feet. :ill:
dakdakdak
07-21-2015, 02:45 PM
buckets are on the stage to collect the water when it rains
Not how I expected that sentence to end...
lilylilylily
07-26-2015, 01:27 PM
DR bathroom gets 'out of service' like every week.
If you lean back on the main floor sofa you will fall over.
Selina M
07-26-2015, 01:35 PM
You've had new couches in the VIP for a month and 3/5 are already destroyed.
The main DR smells like a cattle ranch (I shit you not; I could not pinpoint where I'd smelled it before until I drove past the dairy farm). You know it's coming from one girl, but can't figure out who, and that girl is obviously still making $$ despite smelling rank.
Jay12
10-09-2015, 02:33 PM
The majority of the music is in Spanish.
charlie61
10-09-2015, 02:48 PM
You take pride in the fact that you've managed to avoid needing to use the restroom at work thus far.
simone87
10-09-2015, 06:05 PM
the air in the dressing room is permeated with the smell crack and pot.
you're terrified to actually sit down on the toilet seat.
the girls there wear jeans shorts, terry cloth robes, and dollar store shoes.
the diver, the more ridiculous the stage names get
torilux
10-12-2015, 10:44 AM
When there's a communal meth pipe hidden under the sink in the ladies' room. I shit you not, this was a thing at the first club I ever worked at.
torilux
10-12-2015, 10:45 AM
Girls pissing in the garbage can of the dressing room instead of walking to use the restroom like a normal person. I've seen this at at least 3 clubs.
Jay12
10-12-2015, 12:13 PM
When there's a communal meth pipe hidden under the sink in the ladies' room. I shit you not, this was a thing at the first club I ever worked at.
You can always report that to the pertinent authorities if you think it's an issue.
The worst I've seen is bringing speed and PCP to the club. I've seen pot, too.
Flickdreams
10-12-2015, 08:29 PM
One of the dancers left my old club and handed me a massive bag of speed! I was dumbfounded as to why Iwas the recepient....
That wouldn't happen at my current club, we had a new dancer start and get drunk by mid shift, she was sent to the changeroom for a chat. Got fired the next day.
Jay12
10-13-2015, 12:25 PM
^
Nice.
Anyways, another sure sighn you're working in a dive: there are no lockers in the DR.
tempest666
10-13-2015, 03:03 PM
The bathroom (tiny) is also the dressing room
Suzy's lounge baby! I remember one time doing a vagina check when civilian vagina happened to walk in. They were horrified to say the least. "How about them Eagles!"
simone87
10-13-2015, 03:28 PM
Girls pissing in the garbage can of the dressing room instead of walking to use the restroom like a normal person. I've seen this at at least 3 clubs.
the second club i ever worked at, i saw this happen..and it was at one of the nicest clubs in the state no less! it was supposedly because they wont let us out of the dressing room until all the customers have left, but damn that was gross.
Flickdreams
10-14-2015, 05:26 AM
YKYAWIADW .......... the MC whips it out and takes a piss inside the elevator while there are 3 of us standing beside him desperately covering our nose and mouths and squashing into each other like sardines trying to get out of the splash zone- true story.
mercyme
11-01-2015, 08:54 PM
The dressing room is the basement, and there's a pool down there. From something leaking upstairs. Management knows, and doesn't care.
There used to be 1 locker open, and now there are none. There are lockers left locked by girls who are never coming back. Some full, some with shoes, some EMPTY.
You have to hide everything (hard to do without lockers), or it gets jacked. $5 shoes, yoga pants, whatever.
Management has to "know" you don't want men touching at a no-touch club or they don't do jack. They won't do jack anyway.
$1 beers, $3 mix drinks.
Aurora14
11-08-2015, 03:14 AM
The bathroom has to be shut down for cleaning because someone shit all over it. ALL OVER IT
MetalRoses
11-08-2015, 01:33 PM
When the "stage" is just a tiny platform with a ceiling so low that it's pointless to attempt any inverts...or even a simple spin.
PhotoNymphet
11-08-2015, 05:22 PM
Having to announce someone stole your money when really your friend is just holding it for you so no one goes digging around in your stuff because you're a young 'non-tatted' girl.
Having a 50+ yr old dancer run into the room laughing saying one of the custies cut off her thong.
Dim bathroom lights so no one can see how dirty it is. Hole in the door so it can't be locked.
You keep $25 off your first two $20 private dances.
The best youngest dancer leaves after 'banking' on just $90.
Everyone is offended you don't smoke or that it makes you queezy.
RedLetter
11-15-2015, 03:32 PM
you...meaning you the dancer, have peed in the urinal in the VIP room.