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Kellydancer
06-28-2009, 11:45 PM
thats a great idea! i came up with something similar earlier today of telling a guy that i have a couple of dogs at home that i have to go take care off and feed and walk so i have to go straight home. i figured it would work not only cause it gives me an excuse of having to be somewhere but also cause im hoping he'll figure he cant mess with me cause i have dogs to take care of me.

It worked really well because then a guy might think you are interested (though not really) and single (though not). It always got me off the hook with guys. I always mentioned big breeds because that sometimes scared guys from following me (yes, several dancers have had guys follow them home).

Naida
06-29-2009, 04:04 PM
I was reminded on the Manswers shit the other day!

I was at a friend's party Friday night and met this guy. We ended up fooling around and talking and he's genuinely a great guy. In my drunken ranting with the girls a few hours earlier (as I've mentioned in other posts, the girls and I are really wild when we party), he heard me mention how I wanted to get a job dancing and that any cheap bastards (in reference to one of the guys saying he wanted alot more than a dance for $50) could go fuck themselves. Being a watcher of Manswers, he brought it up to me about the episode that advised guys NOT to spend if they wanted to bring a dancer home and wanted to know how much of it was true, since I apparently reacted harshly to the idea.

Needless to say- giggles and more sex ensued, we've got a date for later this week and Manswers has one less viewer! ^_~

MoniD
06-29-2009, 09:30 PM
When they asked me to go out with them, come to their home or back to their hotel room, I just said, "No way dude, I don't want to end up in little peices in someone's basement freezer" they either laughed and got the hint, or got super offended and moved on to beg the next dancer. Either way, no time wasted.

I've used a variation on that one with great success. When they express interest in seeing me outside the club (especially the one's that I've just met) I eye them suspiciously and ask "How do I know you're not a serial killer?" They'll inevitably respond with something to the effect of "Of course I'm not a serial killer!" or "Do I look like a serial killer?" To that I'll reply "That's what all the serial killers say" or "All the great serial killers don't look like serial killers, and are all charming and attractive and stuff like you (a little buttering up never hurts). Haven't you seen the show Dexter?" (Great show for those who haven't seen it, BTW).

Anyway, I've found most of them at that point will smile or laugh, get the hint and let it go.

Rayna Skye
07-03-2009, 02:59 AM
First off, no matter where I am, I tell a guy I'm from outta town, even if I live in town.
So when I asked I say, driving back to where ever the hell I came from. I have a whole list of shit I have to do the next day when they ask follow up questions, and then next I say you better have fun with me while you can, cause I'm hitting the road Jack.

Telling guys your from outta town makes you exotic even if you only say you live two hours away.

Athenathefabulous
07-03-2009, 07:30 AM
Depending on the customer and my mood, sometimes i can turn this into a sale.

One liners i use in response if i think the guy is sellable:
"having sweet dreams of me naked on top of you. Lets go" (drag to lap dance area)

"Going home tired from all of the dances you are about to get"

"hmm i dont know yet, i dont plan ahead. but I do think i should get naked right now!"

there have been a few rare occasions where i have made it more graphic and said something like "using my vibrator while thinking of the hottest guy i danced for tonight. Wanna be him?" Usually though im not a fan of X rated talk unless the guy is spending money or i am fairly sure that the X rated talk will jump start him into spending money.. I feel like talking dirty for free is almost like a giving free lapdance... it gives them imagery and satisfaction so i like to be compensated for it ;).


If im feeling sarcastic, the guy is a douchebag, or has a sense of humor that might appreciate this:
"your mom."

Naida
07-03-2009, 08:41 PM
"your mom."

Jeezus kryst, I nearly howled. I love that!

sananeko
07-12-2009, 11:10 PM
I like to use the "I'm going home to my little ones, I want to be there just in case they wake up." I get asked alot of questions no matter what so I got my answers fixed. When I try to get them to pay for a dance I usually say we can talk about it over a dance cause I need to work. If they don't buy quickly I tell them I have to work cause I'm saving up for something important. Then work my answer.

gypsydancer
07-14-2009, 02:25 PM
when guys ask me to go anywhere with them, i say you could be an ax murderer...hell, i could be an ax murderer...you just met me...

Bella21
07-14-2009, 02:58 PM
I just say, "I'm going home to sleep". If he hasn't already spent money, he's just a cheap moron. If he has, I already have his money. When they ask me for a "private show" I tell them that I don't know if they are a serial killer and that they should come in more often so that I can get to know them a bit more. Also, you could try, "Well, I'm not sure but I'm here NOW!"