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JayATee
06-26-2009, 04:05 PM
I actually agree with this to the extent it says you should do what you want. And if what you want is to have unnatural looking half-globes attached to your chest that look great in clothes but completely ridiculous out of them, then by all means get implants.
Quite obviously they don't ALL look like that. This is the stupidest generalization made by someone who obvioiusly doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. ::)
Everyman
06-26-2009, 04:11 PM
You mean like these with the hideous "hump" at the top? lmfao
(Please excuse the 2 small stretchmarks visible from this angle. They formed during puberty and are really only visible from this weird ass angle.)
That pic is kind of difficult to see on my handheld, but I don't see any hump. Some fakes ones don't have them, but most do.
Christyismyalias
06-26-2009, 04:13 PM
I agree with Athena... Tila's are great. the others are too big for my tastes.. Go with more natural looking.. :) good luck!
Everyman
06-26-2009, 04:14 PM
Quite obviously they don't ALL look like that. This is the stupidest generalization made by someone who obvioiusly doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. ::)
OK, whatever. We obviously won't resolve who has seen/felt the most boobs, but I would place my money on myself. I do consider myself an expert.
princessjas
06-26-2009, 04:51 PM
That pic is kind of difficult to see on my handheld, but I don't see any hump. Some fakes ones don't have them, but most do.
Uh, that was sarcasm in my post. There is no hump. I posted the side view just to enable everyone to see that more accurately.
OK, whatever. We obviously won't resolve who has seen/felt the most boobs, but I would place my money on myself. I do consider myself an expert.
Well, I've danced more than 10-years so I'm betting I've seen a TON more than you...and I also consider myself somewhat of an expert, or at least a great admirer. :P IME around half, maybe a little more have the fake hump. Most girls that I have known that don't have the hump or any obvious scarring, lie and say they are natural, just to avoid guys like some of you posting in this thread. Admitting they are fake can negatively impact your income.
misspthesweetesttaboo
06-26-2009, 05:00 PM
ur ba is really nice jas
Golden_Rule
06-27-2009, 03:46 AM
They look really good, Jas. If your S.O. can't feel the implant when touching them that would make them perfect, and very rare for such work by my experience [which only accounts for the ones I know of personally- no small number that though].
princessjas
06-27-2009, 07:27 AM
I just wanted to thank everyone for the compliments. I really appreciate the kind words girls (and guys). I was completely prepared to be ripped to shreds when I posted that pic. I'm very glad everyone was nice (even though I forgot to suck my tummy in before I snapped that pic, haha).
They look really good, Jas. If your S.O. can't feel the implant when touching them that would make them perfect, and very rare for such work by my experience [which only accounts for the ones I know of personally- no small number that though].
Nope, he says he can't feel them and I certainly can't. When they were first done they felt a little too firm, kinda like brand new boobs. Most guys probably don't know what those feel like though. ;D
After 4 or 5 years though, you couldn't tell even if you squeezed them pretty hard. I have a good amount of breast tissue sitting on top, so that probably has an effect. After all, once the skin loosens back up and is no longer compressing the breasts, natural breast tissue will feel just like it did before surgery.
Unfortunately I LOOVE the big, round, firm, fake boobs. Haha If mine were like that I'd spend all day in front of the mirror playing with them. }:D
Everyman
06-27-2009, 08:32 AM
Uh, that was sarcasm in my post. There is no hump. I posted the side view just to enable everyone to see that more accurately.
Yes I know. I was using a straight face to make the point that your sarcasm was unnecessary.
IME around half, maybe a little more have the fake hump.
That is the same estimate I would have. So if we both think your boobs look great, they don't have a hump, but more than 1/2 of fake ones do have a hump, I'm not sure what we are in disagreement about.
princessjas
06-27-2009, 09:17 AM
Yes I know. I was using a straight face to make the point that your sarcasm was unnecessary.
That is the same estimate I would have. So if we both think your boobs look great, they don't have a hump, but more than 1/2 of fake ones do have a hump, I'm not sure what we are in disagreement about.
First off sorry about missing the subtlty of your straight faced comment...I am so stressed lately subtlties and inferences often go right over my head.
I only commented because...umm, you said around 5%, not 50% are not obvious visually. I believe you said that ALL fakes were hideous or something to that effect. I'm too tired to go back and read now, but did I just imagine that?
As long as you aren't claiming that ALL BA's are fake looking, then we DO agree. ;D
I was trying to point out that most guys like GOOD boob jobs, even guys that think they don't. (Those of us with decent BA's don't often admit to having them because it turns a lot of customers off and can hurt our income.) ;)
The big, fake look is usually either a botched job or because:
A. the girl ask for that look.
B. Not enough natural breast tissue.
C. Too large an implant for the amount of natural breast tissue.
D. Brand new implants where the skin is still tight, compressing the natural tissue and distorting the shape of the breast.
Jas, yours look great. They appear proportional and hang south just enough to look real. There is the issue of the feel test, though, which BA's generally fail. I will never know but maybe some other lucky junkie around here will some day make a full report about them ;D
FBR
Earl_the_Pearl
06-27-2009, 12:44 PM
I'm very glad everyone was nice (even though I forgot to such my tummy in before I snapped that pic, haha).
People see things in themselves that others don't notice. After your breasts I noticed the curve of your back. Would you like a back rub? :cloud9:
lestat1
06-27-2009, 04:21 PM
Thread Summary
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SEXY SIDE BOOB!
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Melonie
06-27-2009, 08:26 PM
In my experience, from a 'professional' standpoint, natural is far less important than BIG !
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x199/meloniecharm/MelMR2.jpg
Earl_the_Pearl
06-27-2009, 09:11 PM
In my experience, from a 'professional' standpoint, natural is far less important than BIG !
I would agree in the past it was so but after implants became common and look-alike it is less so. I have noticed many more dancers with natural boobs.
Golden_Rule
06-28-2009, 01:00 AM
After 4 or 5 years though, you couldn't tell even if you squeezed them pretty hard. I have a good amount of breast tissue sitting on top, so that probably has an effect. After all, once the skin loosens back up and is no longer compressing the breasts, natural breast tissue will feel just like it did before surgery.
Had to be at least one exception that proves the rule. As I said they certainly look real enough.
Unfortunately I LOOVE the big, round, firm, fake boobs. Haha If mine were like that I'd spend all day in front of the mirror playing with them. }:D
DUH!
Leave well enough alone. :)
startngate
06-28-2009, 09:36 PM
I'm not a big fan of huge breasts and any time a dancer has asked me if she should get hers done I've always said no.
In Vegas, you see all shapes and sizes of BA's ... more so than anyplace else I've been. While a really good BA can be difficult to tell, I have to agree with the guys that say that's only about 5% of the total.
I did find one interesting thing though. Every dancer that I thought had a great BA on several trips to Vegas I asked where she got them done. I was shocked to find that the vast majority had not gone to Beverly Hills (as I would have guessed) but to the same doctor in Utah of all places! Don't remember the guys name, but he's got a lot of his handiwork on display in Vegas ... :)
Mr Hyde
07-01-2009, 07:07 PM
Bebe, the thing about implants is, you can't say to a doc "I want breasts like ______"
Pretty much your result will be like your current breasts but bigger. The thing that CAN be avoided (or not, if one prefers) is how "fake-looking" they are.
What do your breasts look like now?
Mr Hyde
07-01-2009, 07:15 PM
Part of the problem with many people's opinions on breast implants is that their experience comes from a limited exposure to them.
My SO got boobs last year. They are proportional to her figure, under the muscle, and are impossible to tell that they're fake unless...
1-She is nude and raises her arms above her head (then it become somewhat observable)
2-You grab one and really give it a good feel. A simple grab, you can't tell at all.
If all you've ever seen is porn star boobs and all you've ever felt are stripper boob jobs, you're not getting a full cross section of them. Most adult performers intentionally get the fake look.
threlayer
07-03-2009, 10:59 AM
I'd rather be around boobs that are small and natural feeling than large and obviously 'bolt-ons'.
I won't even look at ones that are obviously freakishly huge. ::rolls eyes:: That has always been the case for me.
NaughtyBebe
07-05-2009, 01:14 PM
I think Tila got bigger boobs recently? I'll have to look for a pic. Shay Larens are too saggy for my taste and one is 2 or 3 times bigger than the other one.
I wouldn't mind having my boobs look like this laying down or perkier would be good too.
NaughtyBebe
07-05-2009, 01:17 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/04/tila_tequila_hates_clothes.php
Tila's body looks wow! Her boobs look a bit fake but really good too.:-*
Earl_the_Pearl
07-07-2009, 05:20 PM
I wouldn't mind having my boobs look like this laying down or perkier would be good too.
Natural boobs do not look like this when a women is on her back. Don't obsess about boobs; PLs will take what they can get.
princessjas
07-10-2009, 09:05 AM
Part of the problem with many people's opinions on breast implants is that their experience comes from a limited exposure to them.
My SO got boobs last year. They are proportional to her figure, under the muscle, and are impossible to tell that they're fake unless...
1-She is nude and raises her arms above her head (then it become somewhat observable)
2-You grab one and really give it a good feel. A simple grab, you can't tell at all.
If all you've ever seen is porn star boobs and all you've ever felt are stripper boob jobs, you're not getting a full cross section of them. Most adult performers intentionally get the fake look.
Mine are like this...if you squeeze hard enough to be semi-painful, you can tell they are a bit too firm. Or...if I lay on my back and you squeeze semi firmly. If I'm on my back the bottom outer half is pretty firm in a 1-2 inch area, I guess my breast tissue doesn't cover the implant much there.
I just realized I sound completely crazy!! This thread made me curious, so I've been playing with my boobs a ton! Just checking out how they feel yanno? :devil:
vmurphy252
07-10-2009, 09:08 AM
^I think we need pictures and/or video to be sure.
Earl_the_Pearl
07-10-2009, 05:06 PM
^I think we need pictures and/or video to be sure.
You haven't read the entire thread have you?
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=21971&d=1246028641
This thread is a serious exchange of ideas to further the earning potential of exotic entertainers.
Your above statement is not serious nor will it enhance an exotic entertainers earnings; it is a crass attempt to massage your prurient interests. :no_way:
P.S. My friend is in the business; I just showed the above picture to her and she guessed natural.
vmurphy252
07-10-2009, 08:33 PM
Well, thanks Earl. It's not like I was trying to get her to post MORE...
mediocrity
07-12-2009, 04:44 AM
I have to buzzed brag. Best natural medium boobs in the west, right over here!}:D
vmurphy252
07-12-2009, 07:48 AM
^I think we need photographic proof...}:D
stressed
07-12-2009, 01:49 PM
^^^uh i am going to jump on that bandwagon
mediocrity
07-14-2009, 05:31 AM
^^I would, but there are some people I don't want to be privy.
PM me, if you like.
stressed
07-14-2009, 12:46 PM
^^^as much as i would like too. I am just tooo shy:-[
But hey if the vegas fairy just happens to drop something in my mailbox...well who am i not to at least open it.:P;);D}:D
xdamage
07-14-2009, 06:29 PM
^^I would, but there are some people I don't want to be privy.
PM me, if you like.
This is like the Kobayashi Maru test of SW right? If we send a PM we lose cause that makes us pervs. If we don't send a PM we lose cause ... ya we don't get to see. Hmmm... what would Kirk do? How do we cheat?
GenWar
07-14-2009, 06:32 PM
Nonsense. If you are classy on the board, classy in the PM and behave classy when you meet, it goes very well and the creep factor never comes up. I've done it many times.
-gen
JayATee
07-14-2009, 06:34 PM
^^^as much as i would like too. I am just tooo shy:-[
I don't believe this for a second.
xdamage
07-14-2009, 06:35 PM
Nonsense. If you are classy on the board, classy in the PM and behave classy when you meet, it goes very well and the creep factor never comes up. I've done it many times.
-gen
Hmmm... that is what all the Ensigns say. :D
vmurphy252
07-14-2009, 06:35 PM
What if I PM you Jay? ;)
JayATee
07-14-2009, 06:39 PM
Why don't you try and see what happens? ;)
vmurphy252
07-14-2009, 06:43 PM
^But I do...
xdamage
07-14-2009, 06:45 PM
More tricks - run VM, run, remember, the Ensigns always get killed first.
vmurphy252
07-14-2009, 06:47 PM
^What makes you think I am such a low rank?
xdamage
07-14-2009, 06:51 PM
^ go ahead and enjoy your phaser and badge Ensign... the monster thingy is over that way
vmurphy252
07-14-2009, 06:54 PM
Make it so, number 5.
xdamage
07-14-2009, 07:02 PM
Make it so, number 5.
Exactly, LMAO
xdamage
07-22-2009, 10:29 AM
The test has been beaten!
Picture seen + no pervy request required. Win/win.
What is the next promotion up from Ensign?
CarlyMIA
07-22-2009, 12:48 PM
What wouldnt men do to see a boob? lol
vmurphy252
07-22-2009, 01:24 PM
The test has been beaten!
Picture seen + no pervy request required. Win/win.
What is the next promotion up from Ensign?
But it took the captain to make it happen.
xdamage
07-22-2009, 03:25 PM
^^^ Touché !!!