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CherryBomb954
07-28-2009, 11:08 AM
Tattoos will be allowed in moderation...........

We have tried to accommodate everyone’s tastes and fantasies. So you will see girls who are blonde, redhead, brunette, tall, short, tattooed (lightly)

I understand I am a little late on this, and you retracted your statement, BUT, I have to get this out, I'm sorry.


I will never, ever understand the theory behind the strippers and tattoos thing, or the managers/owners/masterminds like yourself who believe that there isn't a SINGLE GUY IN THE WORLD that likes a girl with alot of tattoos.

I have seen some amazing entertainers with such. I worked with a girl once who had full sleeves on each arm....the most killer bod and face I have ever seen, amazing pole dancer and every guy that walked through the door absolutely worshipped her.

Like I said I understand you changed your mind, but the thought was there.....I am just amazed that so many people still entertain the idea.

Almost Jaded
07-28-2009, 03:21 PM
Indeed.

It surprises me that som many clubs - even in Vegas - limit tattoos. I'm not a body mod guy myself, but really - a really hot girl with well done ink or piercings is really hot, and has that to differentiate herself from other "hotties". Not to mention the fact that there are, at least in the cases of the clubs I'm thinking of, PLENTY of non-modded girls there - so why would you want the guy that's into ink or who loves piercings to keep his money?! Not wise from a management standpoit as far as I'm concerned...

Cyril
07-28-2009, 07:43 PM
I understand I am a little late on this, and you retracted your statement, BUT, I have to get this out, I'm sorry.


I will never, ever understand the theory behind the strippers and tattoos thing, or the managers/owners/masterminds like yourself who believe that there isn't a SINGLE GUY IN THE WORLD that likes a girl with alot of tattoos.

I have seen some amazing entertainers with such. I worked with a girl once who had full sleeves on each arm....the most killer bod and face I have ever seen, amazing pole dancer and every guy that walked through the door absolutely worshipped her.

Like I said I understand you changed your mind, but the thought was there.....I am just amazed that so many people still entertain the idea.

Welcome to the thread Cherry!

Let me ask you this million dollar question; would you consider working for a club like Dream Girls?

Cyril
07-28-2009, 07:44 PM
To: The Management of Dream Girls
From: The Fictional Investors of Dream Girls

Subject: Operational Concerns

The fictional Investors of Dream Girls would like to point out several additional areas of concern which they would like management to address prior to approving any additional fictional funding.

- The investors are concerned with the choice of Portland, OR for the club's initial location. Oregon currently has the highest per capita number of adult venue gentlemen's clubs in the natian at just over 7 clubs per 100,000 in population (compared to Vegas which has just over 5.5 clubs per 100,000). While the investors recognize that the market is saturated due to its favorable zoning environment (in the state of Oregon SCs are treated on the same as any other commercial business and zoning is defined at the State, not local, level), the investors are concerned by the active effort of several groups to ammend the current zoning laws. This unknown risk poses a challenge when significant capital could be spent in developing a club which could soon become a non-conforming use.

Investors are also concerned how Dream Girls will effectively differentiate itself in this market where local laws already prohibit any contact between dancer and customer below the shoulder and above the knee.

- Investors remain concerned with management's wish to include a helicopter pad and a fleet of two helicopters as part of the project. The negative ROI implications are huge given the significant up front costs (ie acquistion of the air craft, development of a legal helicopter landing and storage and maintenance facilities, etc.) as well as significant ongoing costs (flight crews, maintenance crews, fuel, parts, insurance, environmental credits, etc.). It is difficult to project a positive impact on earnings, with this luxury item.

The helicopter pad and helicopters, would also result in the club being required to be located away from the CBD, thus placing it at a disadvantage with it's competitors. Location location location.

The helicopter facility will open the club up to potential scrutiny by several additional local, state and federal agencies making sure we comply with non-disturbacne noise levels, non-impact to natutal migratory patterns of birds, proper storage of environmentally hazordous materials, etc., etc., etc.

The helicopter facility may open the club up to complaints from customers who have their vehicles parked in our lots, and are impacted by the dust and debris. In addition, it may impact our outdoor lounge and smoking area with high noise and wind levels.

- Investors hope to see a revised business plan, which can be effectively replicated in several markets for future expansion and franchise posibilites.

Additional feedback to follow. :P

Damn! What is up with you and the helicopters? This club is not going for average PLs. It is targeting important PLs.

xdamage
07-28-2009, 07:56 PM
Damn! What is up with you and the helicopters? This club is not going for average PLs. It is targeting important PLs.

Wow.. how come nobody has never thought of this before? Yep, everyone else who has ever entered the SC business must be dumb. It's all so obvious now. Target people with lots of money! Brilliant, just brilliant. Oh wait... Like the Men's Club in Las Vegas targeted the upper end scale customers, and oops.. failed... while so many other SCs lasted much longer... hmm... Or it could just be again you don't understand the market?

Cyril
07-28-2009, 07:56 PM
Dream Girls Schedule and Shifts:

Dream Girls will operate between 02:00pm to 02:00am seven days a week.

We are expecting 250 PLs per day. We need one stripper for every ten PLs. So, each day we will have 25 strippers working. Each working day will consist of two 6-hour shifts. First shift will have 10 strippers and the second shift will have 15 strippers. We will adjust this number down the road as needed.

Our goal is to sell $100.00 worth of services/alcohol to each PL.

Dream Girls will open this Friday after Earl cuts the ribbon.

Earl_the_Pearl
07-28-2009, 08:06 PM
Just had to say that this officially is the most awesome thing I've ever seen.
That doesn't say much for your partner. :duck:

Cyril
07-28-2009, 08:10 PM
That doesn't say much for your partner. :duck:

lol :) lol

Cyril
07-28-2009, 08:12 PM
Just had to say that this officially is the most awesome thing I've ever seen.

Welcome back!

I just wanted to inform you about the new policy; we are accepting goth girls now.

likewow
07-28-2009, 08:13 PM
Let me ask you this million dollar question; would you consider working for a club like Dream Girls?

You didn't ask me, but if it's an open offer I am highly interested in that $2500/week stipend for doing nothing.

Earl_the_Pearl
07-28-2009, 08:22 PM
Indeed.

It surprises me that som many clubs - even in Vegas - limit tattoos. I'm not a body mod guy myself, but really - a really hot girl with well done ink or piercings is really hot, and has that to differentiate herself from other "hotties".
As for myself I like the natural girl next door type but have "dated" a totally inked ass.

I ass/u/me some men are intimated by a tattooed women as not that long ago a tattoo was a sign of manliness. I applaud inked women for putting the false bravado in his place. I don’t have any tattoos and don’t care to get any as it is no longer a sign of manliness.

xdamage
07-28-2009, 08:26 PM
You didn't ask me, but if it's an open offer I am highly interested in that $2500/week stipend for doing nothing.

I'd love that myself, but unfortunately the real deal isn't quite so sweet. It's actually $0 a week, nothing, paid for each week you play along and pretend to be a stripper in Dream Girls.

Cyril
07-28-2009, 08:33 PM
As for myself I like the natural girl next door type but have "dated" a totally inked ass.

I ass/u/me some men are intimated by a tattooed women as not that long ago a tattoo was a sign of manliness. I applaud inked women for putting the false bravado in his place. I don’t have any tattoos and don’t care to get any as it is no longer a sign of manliness.

I have always associated tattooed girls with danger and trouble. So, I instinctively avoid them but lately I have been feeling adventurous. I am already in love with strippers. It is time to up the ante and go for a tattooed strippers and be a total bad boy. :)

Cyril
07-28-2009, 08:45 PM
You didn't ask me, but if it's an open offer I am highly interested in that $2500/week stipend for doing nothing.

Of course :)

But that stipend is for Dream Girls' strippers on standby.

Would you consider working for a club like Dream Girls?

Earl_the_Pearl
07-28-2009, 09:23 PM
Google "tramp stamp". NP with me as long as they don't up sell.
http://imgsrv.buzz103.com/image/wpbz/UserFiles/Image/Buzz-Tramp-Stamps.jpg

gameover
07-28-2009, 09:23 PM
Damn! What is up with you and the helicopters? This club is not going for average PLs. It is targeting important PLs.


Our goal is to sell $100.00 worth of services/alcohol to each PL.


Wow, you are going for the important $100 high-roller customers. Yeah, it's worth flying them in on choppers.
::)

Cyril
07-28-2009, 09:52 PM
Wow, you are going for the important $100 high-roller customers. Yeah, it's worth flying them in on choppers.
::)

That is just bare minimum average that is needed to make the goal. When businesses start, they set their goals in an incremental manner. So, the goal of $25,000/day itself will shift in next quarter.

Also another thing to keep in mind is we may only get 10 high rollers that we choppered in; everything else could be total dud. In that case if these high rollers spent $2500.00/each then that will help us meet our objective of $25,000.00/day.

I still am disappointed about the whole avatar thing of yours; this seems like a false advertisement to me.

likewow
07-28-2009, 09:57 PM
Of course :)

But that stipend is for Dream Girls' strippers on standby.

Would you consider working for a club like Dream Girls?

Not a chance. But I'd say I would to get the $2500/week and I wouldn't be too worried about you having any money left to hire lawyers to recoup your losses.

Cyril
07-28-2009, 10:03 PM
Not a chance. But I'd say I would to get the $2500/week and I wouldn't be too worried about you having any money left to hire lawyers to recoup your losses.

How do you know that? Dream Girls may have enough money left to hire a lawyer and a bounty hunter to go and get you. :)

Almost Jaded
07-28-2009, 10:23 PM
$25,000 a day... ~$10 million a year... Minus expenses... Hmm. Only take... 50-100 years to recoup your initial costs. Assuming you ever do.

FAIL. And I'll tell you why.

I already pointed out that the choppers will cost you in excess of $5 million MINIMUM to purchase, run, and maintain for one year. If you go CHEAP.

25 girls? Um... Yeah... Babes here in Henderson is a fairly nice, but small, full nude no alcohol club. They see MAYBE 100 people a day. They have 25-30girls on roster, and are DESPERATE for more, all the time. You'll need well over 250 CUSTOMERS (stop with the fucking PL shit already) a day to keep that joint running, especially if you're only trying to get $100 average out of each. But just so we're clear, 25 girls at $500 day (by your math) has you spending HALF of your target revenue on payroll - not including staff, management, etc; just on the dancers. And you aren't keeping top shelf girls at $500 a day 5 days a week, not a chance.

Throw in other operational costs not related to either helicopters or payroll, and you're losing money at a rate of oh... Let's pull it out of our asses and say $10k A DAY.

Try doubling the average spend to $200 (not unreasonable at all between cover, drinks, and a couple of dances/some time with a girl), targeting 200-300 CUSTOMERS a day on weekdays and 500+ on weekends, plus additional revenue from other sources.

Then try cutting your stated expenditures IN HALF, AT LEAST. Make it realistic - 2 or 3 stages, no helicopters, a "regular" upscale strip clu. You know - like could be opened for say, $10 million.

That would bring this "project" from the realm of the completely asinine down to the merely totally ridiculous.

Cyril
07-28-2009, 10:26 PM
$25,000 a day... ~$10 million a year... Minus expenses... Hmm. Only take... 20-30 years to recoup your initial costs.

FAIL.

$25,000.00/day is a reasonable goal for the first quarter (3 months).

laurcon
07-28-2009, 10:55 PM
this whole thread is insane. i can't even get into all the problems with this "business plan." i read way too much of it not even realizing it was written by a man that knows nothing about high-end strip clubs. :banghead:

Cyril
07-28-2009, 11:00 PM
Dream Girls thanks the esteemed PL Almost Jaded for his valuable suggestions. Management is discussing to increase the number of strippers and targeted average sale per PL.

Cyril
07-28-2009, 11:04 PM
this whole thread is insane. i can't even get into all the problems with this "business plan." i read way too much of it not even realizing it was written by a man that knows nothing about high-end strip clubs. :banghead:

To be honest, I do not know much about the low-end clubs either. But I intend to remedy that through this thread. Dream Girls can be the ultimate high-end club if I get the right suggestions. But the problem is I am not getting good ideas, all I am getting is whine after whine.

JayATee
07-29-2009, 12:58 AM
Google "tramp stamp". NP with me as long as they don't up sell.
http://imgsrv.buzz103.com/image/wpbz/UserFiles/Image/Buzz-Tramp-Stamps.jpg

You do know that there are more than this one kind of tramp stamp right?

WiseGuy_TX
07-29-2009, 04:49 AM
To be honest, I do not know much about the low-end clubs either. But I intend to remedy that through this thread. Dream Girls can be the ultimate high-end club if I get the right suggestions. But the problem is I am not getting good ideas, all I am getting is whine after whine....the problem is all we were getting is illogical replies and fail after fail from you. You sabotaged and destroyed your own thread. However, Club Fail lives on in your head, be sure to report back every month on its progress, good luck.

xdamage
07-29-2009, 05:27 AM
To be honest, I do not know much about the low-end clubs either.

This is misleading by omission of important facts. You also don't know about the middle or high-end clubs either.



But I intend to remedy that through this thread. Dream Girls can be the ultimate high-end club if I get the right suggestions. But the problem is I am not getting good ideas, all I am getting is whine after whine.

I don't think anyone believes you intend to do anything tangible beyond have a fantasy that is an ego stroke for you. That is to say you're not actually going to open a club or are you now believing your own fantasy?

You're confusing setting goals with having dreams. "I want to be the richest person in the world" is a dream, not a goal. Basically FAIL. Setting goals is hard and takes time and a lot of thought. Goal setting means breaking down larger goals into smaller; defining a plan for how to meet each, describing what will be given up and what is gained, setting time frames, etc. A good way to weed out fail from possible successes is the dreamers don't have the patience to do the goal setting, or want others to do it for them.

People aren't whining. They are just not going to do the work for you for free because they don't really believe you're capable of actually starting a club, and if you were, they'd have absolutely no motivation to do all the work while you reaped the rewards.

Also you don't seem to have the personality type of someone who is open to exploring the negatives which is another sign of business fail. It happens a lot. People who can't stomach honest exploration of the risks, costs, facts BEFORE they invest. The risks and costs and facts don't go away by putting their hands over their ears and eyes and singing "LA LA LA LA". They just appear after the investment is done with and the money lost.

audrey_k
07-29-2009, 05:40 AM
Dream Girls thanks the esteemed PL Almost Jaded for his valuable suggestions. Management is discussing to increase the number of strippers and targeted average sale per PL.

How many of your imaginary friends have you employed at Dream Girls Cyril?

I certainly hope you have enough imaginary money to keep them around!

verfolgung
07-29-2009, 06:42 AM
Dream Girls Schedule and Shifts:

Dream Girls will operate between 02:00pm to 02:00am seven days a week.
... Each working day will consist of two 6-hour shifts. First shift will have 10 strippers and the second shift will have 15 strippers. We will adjust this number down the road as needed. ...

Really? This is your shift schedule plan? Wow, you're lack of experience continues to shine through with each new policy you try to draft.

* There's no overlap? Do you really expect that all your dancers are going to show up on time? Do you think that one set of girls are going to leave and then another set are just going to walk in the door ready to hit the stage and the floor?

* Night shift girls get no part of happy hour? Do you realize that crowds do not stay consistent hour to hour, day to day, month to month? What happens during the happy hour rush when you still only have 10 dayshift girls, and then the crowd is gone by the time the night shift shows up? What about Fri & Sat night? Do you really schedule them the same way as a Tues night?

* How many dancers are you expecting to hire to fill these shifts? Please do not say 25. LOL.

xdamage
07-29-2009, 07:16 AM
There are so many problems with this whole thing I don't know why the thread remains. Just the fact that he has picked a number out of thin air, $25K per day, nearly $10M a year, selling air-dances in a city that already has a huge number of clubs selling much more makes you go hmm???

Also I'm not even sure he can legally prohibit the dancers from giving LDs in a SC:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland,_Oregon

"Because of strong free speech protections of the Oregon Constitution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_Constitution) upheld by the Oregon Supreme Court (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_Supreme_Court) which specifically found that full nudity and lap dances in strip clubs are protected speech,[83] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland,_Oregon#cite_note-82) Portland is widely considered to have more strip clubs per capita than Las Vegas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Las_Vegas,_Nevada) or San Francisco (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco)."

Sure, a lot of dancers want to work in non-contact clubs but I don't know if he could legally stop the dancers who choose to engage in more contact to make more money.

verfolgung
07-29-2009, 07:50 AM
^^^ Well X, if you read the memo from the fictional investors ;) (post #396) ...

Yes, it's Oregon's favorible zoning climet which has resulted in such a high concentration of SCs. Adult business are treated no differently than any other commercial enterprise and zoning is regulated at the state, rather than local level. If a SC wants to open on Main St in a certain town, the town has no power to stop them. (Interestingly, Cyril has failed to realize that incorporating a helicopter service will actually create harsher zoning restrictions than just operating an adult business.)

However, when it comes to contact, Oregon has some fairly strict rules. Dancers and customers are not allowed to make contact below the neck or above the knee - another words no lap grinding. While some clubs push the limits, as is the case anywhere, for the most part Oregon is essentially a limited to no-contact state. The real challenge would be for a club like Dream Grils, which is supposed to revolutionize the industry with it's creative business model, to try to compete in an area which is already heavily saturated with clubs doing essentially the same thing.

Cyril
07-29-2009, 08:20 PM
^^^ Well X, if you read the memo from the fictional investors ;) (post #396) ...

Yes, it's Oregon's favorible zoning climet which has resulted in such a high concentration of SCs. Adult business are treated no differently than any other commercial enterprise and zoning is regulated at the state, rather than local level. If a SC wants to open on Main St in a certain town, the town has no power to stop them. (Interestingly, Cyril has failed to realize that incorporating a helicopter service will actually create harsher zoning restrictions than just operating an adult business.)

However, when it comes to contact, Oregon has some fairly strict rules. Dancers and customers are not allowed to make contact below the neck or above the knee - another words no lap grinding. While some clubs push the limits, as is the case anywhere, for the most part Oregon is essentially a limited to no-contact state. The real challenge would be for a club like Dream Grils, which is supposed to revolutionize the industry with it's creative business model, to try to compete in an area which is already heavily saturated with clubs doing essentially the same thing.

Helicopter stays because I said so. :)

Be nice, Dream Girls is considering naming a VIP room after you. :)

(Some of your suggestions regarding shift change were bonafide and will be implemented. )

Cyril
07-29-2009, 08:24 PM
Google "tramp stamp". NP with me as long as they don't up sell.
http://imgsrv.buzz103.com/image/wpbz/UserFiles/Image/Buzz-Tramp-Stamps.jpg

She is a beauty from the trailer park. :)

Cyril
07-29-2009, 08:38 PM
Memorandum of Amendment: Schedule and Shifts

Dream Girls’ management has decided to change the number of strippers who will be called into duty everyday. The number has been increased to sixty strippers. Twenty strippers will work the first shift. Ten strippers will work the overlapping shift. Thirty strippers will work the second shift. We will have additional thirty strippers on Fridays and Saturdays. On those two days, we are expecting to surpass our modest goal of 250PLs/day.

Even though we expect to get more than 250PLs on the weekend, our targeted number for PLs/day remains the same. To that affect, we are gearing up for a modest goal of $25,000.00/day for the first quarter.

Our goal for the second quarter will be based on our analysis of first quarter.

Cyril
07-29-2009, 08:59 PM
There are so many problems with this whole thing I don't know why the thread remains. Just the fact that he has picked a number out of thin air, $25K per day, nearly $10M a year, selling air-dances in a city that already has a huge number of clubs selling much more makes you go hmm???

Also I'm not even sure he can legally prohibit the dancers from giving LDs in a SC:



"Because of strong free speech protections of the upheld by the which specifically found that full nudity and lap dances in strip clubs are protected speech, Portland is widely considered to have more strip clubs per capita than or ."

Sure, a lot of dancers want to work in non-contact clubs but I don't know if he could legally stop the dancers who choose to engage in more contact to make more money.

Even some small mom and pop grocery stores register over $10,000.00/day in sale. For a club like Dream Girls $25,000.00/day should not be and must not be difficult.

And of course, Dream Girls can enforce no lap dancing rule on its premises. Every business has right to create and implement business doctrines as long as the establishment does not violate county, state or federal laws.

Cyril
07-29-2009, 09:16 PM
Little bit about Portland:

My job has taken me to various places across the USA. I am grateful that I have gotten to see so many parts of USA. There is a special place for Oregon in my heart. When I came to Portland, OR for the first time, I literally cried. I said, lord, where am I? It was raining cats and dogs here and driving was next to impossible for me. I am a lousy driver to begin with and due to heavy rain I was getting lost all the time. But then the rain disappeared and by then I had resigned to my fate; I started to look around and I saw tremendous natural beauty in this state in the form of rivers, forests, beaches and mountains.

I have always had great success whenever I came to Portland, OR. It never disappointed me.

Portland is just big enough to pull the Dream Girls venture off. Add some helicopters to the equation and that brings rich Seattle in the range. Also, women in Oregon are perhaps the pretties in the world. So, we are guaranteed to have some beauties at Dream Girls for sure.
Plus population in Portland is friendly and they like to have fun. There is a right mix of money and liveliness in Portland that is vital for the survival of a business like Dream Girls.

All in all, Portland, OR is the best location for Dream Girls.

Almost Jaded
07-29-2009, 09:31 PM
All in all, Portland, OR is the best location for Dream Girls as long as you ignore all the factors that make it not so.

Fixed it for ya'. ;)

Cyril
07-29-2009, 09:42 PM
Fixed it for ya'. ;)

You are a good comedian but a lousy visionary. :D

Almost Jaded
07-29-2009, 10:15 PM
You are a good comedian but a lousy visionary.

Oh, I beg to differ. I'm pretty hard to top in the visionary department.

Cyril
07-29-2009, 10:28 PM
Oh, I beg to differ. I'm pretty hard to top in the visionary department.



Stolen ideas do not make you visionary. :D

Enough. Back to the topic before Charlie shows up in here.

charlie61
07-29-2009, 10:30 PM
Memorandum of Amendment: Schedule and Shifts

Dream Girls’ management has decided to change the number of strippers who will be called into duty everyday. The number has been increased to sixty strippers. Twenty strippers will work the first shift. Ten strippers will work the overlapping shift. Thirty strippers will work the second shift. We will have additional thirty strippers on Fridays and Saturdays. On those two days, we are expecting to surpass our modest goal of 250PLs/day.

Even though we expect to get more than 250PLs on the weekend, our targeted number for PLs/day remains the same. To that affect, we are gearing up for a modest goal of $25,000.00/day for the first quarter.

Our goal for the second quarter will be based on our analysis of first quarter.

How are you going to find anyone who will just want to work an 'overlapping' shift?

Cyril
07-29-2009, 10:32 PM
How are you going to find anyone who will just want to work an 'overlapping' shift?

Why not? But of course there will be rotation to avoid any hurt feelings.

charlie61
07-29-2009, 10:33 PM
^ So you expect 10 girls a night to come in just for a few hours? It takes about an hour just for me to get ready for work!!

Cyril
07-29-2009, 10:42 PM
By overlapping shift I did not mean just for few hours. It will be full 6-hour shift. The reason it is called overlapping shift is because the girls who start this shift will overlap both first and second shift.

Let us take an example of three girls; Melanie, Charlie and Jessica.

Melanie works first shift, which means she comes in at 02:00pm and leaves at 08:00pm.

Charlie works the overlapping shift, which means she comes in at 06:00pm and leaves at 12:00am.

Jessica works the second shift, which means she comes in at 08:00pm and leaves at 02:00am.

May be I should call it First, Second and Third shift to avoid the confusion.

CherryBomb954
07-29-2009, 11:53 PM
Let me ask you this million dollar question; would you consider working for a club like Dream Girls?

Mmmmm... I'm always willing to try something new. I am very open-minded, professional, well spoken and laid back....too bad most of the time I don't get that kind of treatment in return, especially from the big "mega clubs".... like "Dream Girls" sounds to be if it were real.

Don't even get me started on my experience trying to find a place to work in Vegas, cause of tattoos!!!! That's all they cared about. Never mind the fact that I work out 5 days a week, killer abs/ass/legs and don't have a stitch of cellulite, a scar, a flaw on my body. Never mind the fact I rock the "tattooed" look well and have exceptional makeup skills and can rock a wig to where no one can tell it's fake......Never mind all of that. I could put a gown and rhinestone choker on and make it work. All they could see was "tattooed girl" I would get "shooed" away and treated like a 2nd class citizen by management.....told things like "I hope you aren't here for a job!! (laugh laugh)"

If the place was in my town right now, and you were willing to hire me, then definitely yes. I am out of options for clubs in my town, and even though I am now "regularly" employed, I am only making $7.50 an hour and would like to have somewhere to dance on the side.

xdamage
07-30-2009, 08:32 AM
Even some small mom and pop grocery stores register over $10,000.00/day in sale. For a club like Dream Girls $25,000.00/day should not be and must not be difficult.

They are also trading goods that they had to shell out several thousand for before marking them up a little and passing that on. They are not keeping $10K. And they have to pay rent, insurance, salaries, etc.

Here is a crazy idea, what if you came up with say, just $250.00 real dollars (1/100th of what your hoping customers will spend on a daily basis), went to a SC, and gave it to some strippers tonight for some real lap dances (or air dances if you are against lap dances)? Who knows maybe you could write it off as an imaginary business expense?

Or is 250 real U.S. dollars completely out of line with Dream Girl's imaginary budget?

laurcon
07-30-2009, 11:20 AM
Dream Girls’ management has decided to change the number of strippers who will be called into duty everyday. The number has been increased to sixty strippers. Twenty strippers will work the first shift. Ten strippers will work the overlapping shift. Thirty strippers will work the second shift. We will have additional thirty strippers on Fridays and Saturdays. On those two days, we are expecting to surpass our modest goal of 250PLs/day.

why are you pretending this is something professional and then using the word stripper in every sentence. and PL's?
first of all, we're entertainers. like "management" decides to change the number of strippers? this fucking pisses me off. we are the entertainment. if you're running this upscale club, first thing that should have been pointed out like 400 posts ago is we are called "entertainers"!! similar to high-class hookers being called "call-girls." its fine to be called strippers in casual convo with other strippers, but not so much by the fictional management in pseudo-professional memos.

also, i've seen several times 1 guy spend more than 25k in one night at my club. so 25k a day from 250 customers at a club that has a helipad is hilarious.
there is no way to cover this helicopter cost. dude is only looking at the money this club is going to take in and not what's going back out.
this is one of the most frustrating threads i've ever got involved in :-\

Almost Jaded
07-30-2009, 01:51 PM
At least he lets everyone else's ignorance on these subjects slide...

:roflao:

gameover
07-30-2009, 03:36 PM
Could I perhaps suggest a different club name for you instead of Dream Girls?

Delusions

Earl_the_Pearl
07-30-2009, 04:07 PM
Delusions
Excellent as that is what PLs have.