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minalynx
08-17-2009, 05:56 AM
There was one guy who wanted to buy a USED condom from me full of jizz and AFTER having anal sex. He wanted to chew on it like bubblegum... :ill:

xsomnambulist
08-19-2009, 12:44 AM
I dealt with a guy who wanted to wrestle me, then wanted me to act "dead."

*creepy*

DancingDaisy
08-19-2009, 08:45 PM
I dealt with a guy who wanted to wrestle me, then wanted me to act "dead."

*creepy*


Wow...:O

pogocat
08-22-2009, 05:18 PM
I agree with being freaked out as well. The bad thing is that my club acts like the drug dealers are gods. I'm glad they aren't my custies. They make me sick. They should be living it up cause one day either they're going to prison or they're gonna get killed. While all those idiot girls that are so impressed by these losers are hanging out for coke, I'm making money off all the other guys.

Now my weirdo's:
1) I have had a guy that sucked on my stilettos and had a fantasy about being f'ed up the ass with a giant black dildo. he would spend hours in champagne trying to convince me I should go to his hotel and do this. He would also insult me to the champagne hostess and I finally told him off and that he just didn't have enough money for his sick ass. Oh yeah, he always wore leather pants and a button down shirt to the club. He's a dentist. Can you imagine that guy working on your teeth?!?
2) I almost got into a fist fight with a drill sergent in champagne. He kept wanting me to hit him and when I didn't do it hard enough he pulled my hair! So I slugged him. He pulled my hair again! I finally went and got handcuffs and restrained him and wouldn't let him go cause "he'd been a bad boy". I eventually had to let him go. He bought 2 hours in champagne and wanted to buy a third hour.
3) I had a guy that had a girlfriend at another strip club that would come in and bring me her money to beat him because he didn't want to tell her thats what he wanted. He would empty our ATM at least once a month.
4) I didn't have any run ins with this guy thank god. He would ask girls to step on his wallet hard. Then they would hear loud squealing. There was a mouse inside and she had just killed it. Then when they girls went off on him and tried to beat him up and cry he would get off on it. They caught him masturbating to the dead mouse in his truck once. They kept kicking him out and he would find a way back in.

J.D.
08-22-2009, 05:25 PM
I agree with being freaked out as well. The bad thing is that my club acts like the drug dealers are gods. I'm glad they aren't my custies. They make me sick. They should be living it up cause one day either they're going to prison or they're gonna get killed. While all those idiot girls that are so impressed by these losers are hanging out for coke, I'm making money off all the other guys.

Now my weirdo's:
1) I have had a guy that sucked on my stilettos and had a fantasy about being f'ed up the ass with a giant black dildo. he would spend hours in champagne trying to convince me I should go to his hotel and do this. He would also insult me to the champagne hostess and I finally told him off and that he just didn't have enough money for his sick ass. Oh yeah, he always wore leather pants and a button down shirt to the club. He's a dentist. Can you imagine that guy working on your teeth?!?
2) I almost got into a fist fight with a drill sergent in champagne. He kept wanting me to hit him and when I didn't do it hard enough he pulled my hair! So I slugged him. He pulled my hair again! I finally went and got handcuffs and restrained him and wouldn't let him go cause "he'd been a bad boy". I eventually had to let him go. He bought 2 hours in champagne and wanted to buy a third hour.
3) I had a guy that had a girlfriend at another strip club that would come in and bring me her money to beat him because he didn't want to tell her thats what he wanted. He would empty our ATM at least once a month.
4) I didn't have any run ins with this guy thank god. He would ask girls to step on his wallet hard. Then they would hear loud squealing. There was a mouse inside and she had just killed it. Then when they girls went off on him and tried to beat him up and cry he would get off on it. They caught him masturbating to the dead mouse in his truck once. They kept kicking him out and he would find a way back in.


That mouse guy is coo coo for cocoa puffs! :loco:

Scarlette_Lucre
09-03-2009, 11:13 PM
4) I didn't have any run ins with this guy thank god. He would ask girls to step on his wallet hard. Then they would hear loud squealing. There was a mouse inside and she had just killed it. Then when they girls went off on him and tried to beat him up and cry he would get off on it. They caught him masturbating to the dead mouse in his truck once. They kept kicking him out and he would find a way back in.

That made me cry a little. but then i have my own stories to do with mice.

Blue_Dust_Bunny
09-04-2009, 12:02 AM
I'm glad I've never had to deal with anyone dangerous or violent o_o

I once had a customer who seemed really nice and normal the first night he came in. The guy comes back the next day I work with a giant bag of hamburgers and demands I shove all of them in my face (like rub them around on my face first) and eat them. At first I try to be nice about it, saying things like I wasn't hungry or that I usually don't eat while I'm at work. He even offered me 500 dollars a week to gain weight and "turn into a cow"

pogocat
09-04-2009, 11:27 AM
^^I would have asked for the money, moooo-ed at him and ran in the back lol^^

Blue_Dust_Bunny
09-04-2009, 01:40 PM
^^
why can't I come up with such amazing cleverness in such situations

redwinekisses
09-04-2009, 02:55 PM
i love helping custies live out their fantasies AS LONG AS THEY'RE HARMLESS. of course as we all know that usually isn't the case, right?

it isn't the freaks that bother me. on my first week of working, a custie paid me $300 to kiss and massage my feet for half an hour. he didn't even want me to take off my dress. he was a sweet 40-ish guy who said he'd always had a foot fetish but had never told anyone - not even his ex-wife - about it because he was ashamed of it. he was so happy to finally be able to live out his fantasy, and he was by far one of the best customers i've ever had.

freakiness in itself isn't bad, as long nobody gets hurt or feels violated. on the other hand, i once did a dance for a guy who was not only horribly grabby but also started whispering that he wanted to be my stepdad and rape me and my mom. the way he described it was so graphic, i felt like shit. i made it through one dance, then politely asked for my $20 and told him i wouldn't be doing any more dances for him.

guys need to realize that we're strippers, yes, but we're still PEOPLE. we're here to help guys live out their fantasies, and if they're respectful it can be really sexy and fun. but they have to treat us like human beings.

redwinekisses
09-04-2009, 02:58 PM
4) I didn't have any run ins with this guy thank god. He would ask girls to step on his wallet hard. Then they would hear loud squealing. There was a mouse inside and she had just killed it. Then when they girls went off on him and tried to beat him up and cry he would get off on it. They caught him masturbating to the dead mouse in his truck once. They kept kicking him out and he would find a way back in.

eww, that's so sick. i'm, like, seriously disturbed by that :-\

HighlyContagious
09-30-2009, 02:20 AM
I had a guy ask me to fart in his face.

I declined.

kyrah_foxx
09-30-2009, 10:43 AM
pink eye lol

charlie61
09-30-2009, 12:08 PM
I know. I've lost friends to cocaine. They are still alive, but I wouldn't call it living. I actually remember going to a party with my manager when I worked at a five star restaurant, and they were mixing cocaine and baking soda on a skillet, and some how smoking it with a glass tube and one of those scouring pads (Chore Boy?) I remember him talking to himself alone in a room, and it really really disturbed me. He was so different, professional and articulate at work, I didn't recognize that person. Not to mention, he was married and had kids. I now choose not to associate with people like that, and I get really freaked out and disturbed by people high on that stuff. It is sad and scary at once, like they are ticking time bombs, and you don't know if they are just going to lose it any second.

Anyway, I'm glad someone else knows this feeling. It's like I feel dirty, and I keep taking showers and trying to relax, but I feel like his drugs rubbed off on me somehow, and I feel dirty. I mean, he spilled the stuff (he was trying to do some while I was giving him a dance and had my back to him I think) and it got on my dress. When he went outside to smoke and pulled out a pipe he took a puff so fast, I ran out of there, and I hope I didn't somehow get second hand smoke. I know it sounds crazy, but I really hate drugs. Being around people so messed up makes me feel like somehow I'm getting f*cked up just from standing next to them, it puts me in panic mode. How can I shake this feeling?

I know guys come into the strip club wanting to live out their "fantasies" but where is the line drawn? It never crosses their minds how they may traumatize a dancer.

I am the exaaaaact same way. Thought I was the only one.

I can't even watch those "intervention" shows without feeling like I've done something horrible. I'll cry for a bit, feel super lonely, and for the next few days, it's like I have to prove to myself that I'm not like that. I'll brush my teeth twice every day, eat super healthy foods, exercise, etc. But I still feel dirty.

It's the craziest feeling. I think it actually stems from having an extreme ability to empathize.

Genngi
09-30-2009, 12:23 PM
I once had a guy come in (and back in a few times). He looked like he had some mental issues, not crazy, but seriously a little slow in the head. Not a bad guy. Very meek. Then he started begging me to punch him and stomp on his balls with the back of my stiletto. (Mind you that can do a ton of serious damage.) well, after standing on him for a while he did pay me a lot, but I don't think I wanted to go as far as he wanted me to. I was sure there was a lawsuit in there somewhere. But god, that's what dominatrix's are for who have a private location and paperwork to fill out.

J.D.
09-30-2009, 01:13 PM
I am the exaaaaact same way. Thought I was the only one.

I can't even watch those "intervention" shows without feeling like I've done something horrible. I'll cry for a bit, feel super lonely, and for the next few days, it's like I have to prove to myself that I'm not like that. I'll brush my teeth twice every day, eat super healthy foods, exercise, etc. But I still feel dirty.

It's the craziest feeling. I think it actually stems from having an extreme ability to empathize.

What do you think causes that? I always wear my heart on my sleeve, and am very sensitive to other peoples' pain. I look at it as a personality flaw.

charlie61
09-30-2009, 05:12 PM
What do you think causes that? I always wear my heart on my sleeve, and am very sensitive to other peoples' pain. I look at it as a personality flaw.

Actually, it's an asset if you know how to use it...and when to turn it on and off. I personally think it's the main reason I'm a top earner. I feel people on an emotional level. And that kind of intensity is hard to fake, hard for them to find, and worth a hell of a lot of time spent in the CR.

Scarlette_Lucre
09-30-2009, 10:32 PM
this guy isn't so bad but we have one guy that comes in pays a girl $50 to dance to his songs. (backstreet boys, westlife, bachelor girl) and just stands not looking at the girl but looking at the film clip and trying to dance along with it. we're all pretty sure his not there mentally or very very gay. he also throws his 8 cats from his back porch into the pool, he says they like it.

CKXXX
10-01-2009, 07:08 PM
he also throws his 8 cats from his back porch into the pool, he says they like it.

are you sure he's doing this or just saying it? I'd fucking report him for that...what an asshole

kyrah_foxx
10-22-2009, 08:35 PM
Yeah... that sounds like animal cruelty.. what a dumbtard

DesuvsDeath
10-22-2009, 08:42 PM
4) I didn't have any run ins with this guy thank god. He would ask girls to step on his wallet hard. Then they would hear loud squealing. There was a mouse inside and she had just killed it. Then when they girls went off on him and tried to beat him up and cry he would get off on it. They caught him masturbating to the dead mouse in his truck once. They kept kicking him out and he would find a way back in.
This guy totally tops anything I was going to put here. o.o

sapphirebliss
10-25-2009, 04:24 PM
What I hate about dancing in a state like Alabama that allows concealed firearms was doing a lap dance for a guy and then realizing that he had a gun (probably loaded) on him.


he was convinced that he had seen an alien and a spaceship somewhere on the outskirts of town. He was obsessed and scared about this and described it to me in detail.

That reminds me of a woman who came into a club once where I was dancing and starting talking to me. At first she seemed OK, but then she said that she was on the run from the Manson Family because they had a hit out on her. She eventually started screaming about satanists and threw a drink in a bouncer's face, which of course led to her getting forcibly evicted from the club. But not before she tipped me onstage with a $100 bill.

Lisa G
10-25-2009, 05:43 PM
I once had a customer who offered me $200 to pee in a glass so he could drink it. He also offered a friend of mine the same to spit in a glass so he could drink it. MAJOR FREAK!!!!! It actually makes me vomit a bit just thinking about it.

charlie61
10-25-2009, 06:54 PM
What I hate about dancing in a state like Alabama that allows concealed firearms was doing a lap dance for a guy and then realizing that he had a gun (probably loaded) on him.



Ahhh! That's super scary! I had never thought of that... :O

hot4ablackchick
10-25-2009, 11:53 PM
I'm glad I've never had to deal with anyone dangerous or violent o_o

I once had a customer who seemed really nice and normal the first night he came in. The guy comes back the next day I work with a giant bag of hamburgers and demands I shove all of them in my face (like rub them around on my face first) and eat them. At first I try to be nice about it, saying things like I wasn't hungry or that I usually don't eat while I'm at work. He even offered me 500 dollars a week to gain weight and "turn into a cow"

:laughing::rotfl::rotfl: Now thats seriously FUNNY!!!!!!!!

The weirdest freak I've ever had was an obviously gay guy. Now I can deal with gay, but then he starts asking me questions about my hubby (he'd asked if I had a BF and I told him I was married) Like he asked how we fucked, how his cock looked, how his cum tasted, how much cum he shot, if he ever wanted a dude to go down on him, and so on. Okay. Then he asked if I'd ever 'saved' any of my hubby's cum. I asked him what he meant by save, and he asked if I ever put cum on a salad or used it as any sort of topping on food. He said that he liked to do that. He then asked if I would come in tomorrow and bring him my hubby's cum so he could drink it in front of me. He also asked if I could bring in plenty so he could use some for salad dressing. He then asked if I'd ever froze any sperm and ate a "cum popsicle" before. He asked if it was possible if I could bring him a "cum popsicle" and watch him suck on it. I wasn't working the next day, and I don't know if he ever came back in, but that was the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me. It didn't make me feel bad though, I thought it was funny. He was also wearing a woman's thong and a bikini top that he gladly showed me. I could pretty much handle anything unless it involved hurting someone else or an animal, or spoke of hurting children or raping women, stuff of that nature. I don't tend to get the freaks though.

Jessie_tinydancer
10-26-2009, 06:43 AM
What do you think causes that? I always wear my heart on my sleeve, and am very sensitive to other peoples' pain. I look at it as a personality flaw.


Actually, it's an asset if you know how to use it...and when to turn it on and off. I personally think it's the main reason I'm a top earner. I feel people on an emotional level. And that kind of intensity is hard to fake, hard for them to find, and worth a hell of a lot of time spent in the CR.

OMG you guys are so right... I was reading you feelings thinking huh? This doesn't make sense. I've been around many a very very high person (have a few coke head friends) and feel totally sober and actually feel great when I go home and can actually sleep knowing that they are going to be up for 3 days and then turn into bastards when they come down. Probably about 60% of the customers at some of the clubs I work at are on drugs so it doesn't bother me as long as they are not being mean. I had one the other night who was on ecstasy and he was hilarious. I loved him. He was telling me the funniest stories and dancing with me.

BUT I saw a show on tv about people who can feel other peoples auras. And it was horrible for these people because they take on the emotions of people around them. It actually made some of them physically sick. It can be controlled though. Maybe google it?

As for my weirdest. He tells me about how he likes to masturbate horses. I pretend it turns me on because I have a sick sense of humour.

J.D.
10-26-2009, 07:05 AM
OMG you guys are so right... I was reading you feelings thinking huh? This doesn't make sense. I've been around many a very very high person (have a few coke head friends) and feel totally sober and actually feel great when I go home and can actually sleep knowing that they are going to be up for 3 days and then turn into bastards when they come down. Probably about 60% of the customers at some of the clubs I work at are on drugs so it doesn't bother me as long as they are not being mean. I had one the other night who was on ecstasy and he was hilarious. I loved him. He was telling me the funniest stories and dancing with me.

BUT I saw a show on tv about people who can feel other peoples auras. And it was horrible for these people because they take on the emotions of people around them. It actually made some of them physically sick. It can be controlled though. Maybe google it?

As for my weirdest. He tells me about how he likes to masturbate horses. I pretend it turns me on because I have a sick sense of humour.

Interesting.... I get really sad over little things that don't bother most people. I feel like I'm excessively in tune emotionally with the world, I saw a little old lady driving really slow, taking up two lanes, she was really old and hunched, like she could barely see. Then, a teenager went speeding up to her, blaring NIN, screaming curse words and flipped her off. It made me cry, I felt so bad for that old lady, is that weird? That's just one example, but it happens often.

charlie61
10-26-2009, 08:49 AM
^ Same! I have emotional reactions to the most random, small stuff. I'll cry about a commercial I see on TV. I often tear up about these little events that other people seem to miss. And yet I'm actually very stable in my personal relationships--I don't cry often at all, don't have PMS, etc.