View Full Version : At 3 AM, I don't like:
Elvia
09-12-2009, 05:15 PM
"my vagina told me to tell you no."
:rotfl: this is my new pissy-mood motto.
JayATee
09-13-2009, 01:53 PM
I hate this too. Anyone have a clever comeback for this?
I always say "sorry, it'll break my face."
anouk.oui
12-07-2009, 06:40 AM
i hate ANYONE mostly guys trying to talk to me and engage in some form of conversation. ive been doing it all night and being paid for it. fuck off i dont wanna talk toyou.
especially applies to homeless dudes who sit right next to me while im eating talking to themselves and then attempt to ask about my night/for change.
anything involving extra effort when i normally shouldnt have to
chanzep
12-07-2009, 12:23 PM
last night (morning?) after work i stopped at the Waffle House because i really wanted a grilled cheese but was too lazy to make one at home. I was by myself so i put my feet up in the opposite seat. Well a drunk college kid came stumbling in, he glanced my way, did a double take, and came over. He plopped down at my table, right beside my feet and started shoving them over with his butt while saying "you look like a really cool girl, i just want to talk to you." I'm just sitting there looking at him like what-the-fuck! I'd been texting a guy i know and i sent him an "emergency--call me NOW" message. He called and i stepped out into the lobby to talk to him. The drunk kid watched me from the table, then he started wolfing down my damned grilled cheese!! I went back in and told the waitress to give my bill to the kid since he was eating my food and i'd never seen him before in my life. I know i should have just thrown my hot tea in his face but i didn't feel like making a scene. The little bastard tried to follow me out to my car but the cook stopped him.
He had the cheek to bother you and eat your food! WOW!!!
anouk.oui
12-16-2009, 03:38 PM
ordering a cheeseburger from mcdonalds, walking to the train station then realising the cheeseburger is a bun, meat... and thats it.. wheres the rest??
bumping into sc men trying to get me to go to their gay party or hotel room
arguing with my dickhead drunk boss
hearing 'oh we dont have any money we just wanted a beer' i walk off... guy comes back to hi5 me later n i ignore him.... 'oh i get it you only like people to paying yoou' gives dirty look
no shit buddy.... money talks, bullshit walks.. you and your lame broke ass hi 5 can keep on walkin..
also, i dont like when i get a massive craving for something eg croissants and the bakery is closed or ran out..
AustinIndiana
12-17-2009, 12:28 PM
Usually my feet are killing me cuz of my shoes, so anything will set me off. Music in my car pisses me off cuz my ears are usually ringing. Dumb girls in the DR talking about their home life bullshit. Who cares?
Being hungry is the worst. I drive an hour to my club and half way there's a taco bell so I usually hit them up on my way home. Never have been to a sit down after work, I'm too pussy to do that.
Lola_sinn
12-17-2009, 01:11 PM
last night (morning?) after work i stopped at the Waffle House because i really wanted a grilled cheese but was too lazy to make one at home. I was by myself so i put my feet up in the opposite seat. Well a drunk college kid came stumbling in, he glanced my way, did a double take, and came over. He plopped down at my table, right beside my feet and started shoving them over with his butt while saying "you look like a really cool girl, i just want to talk to you." I'm just sitting there looking at him like what-the-fuck! I'd been texting a guy i know and i sent him an "emergency--call me NOW" message. He called and i stepped out into the lobby to talk to him. The drunk kid watched me from the table, then he started wolfing down my damned grilled cheese!! I went back in and told the waitress to give my bill to the kid since he was eating my food and i'd never seen him before in my life. I know i should have just thrown my hot tea in his face but i didn't feel like making a scene. The little bastard tried to follow me out to my car but the cook stopped him.
WOW. I can't believe how well you handled this. I'm getting angry just sitting here reading it. I can't imagine how pissed I would be if some kid tried this on me after a shift. I probably would have said something like "Fuck Off NOW" and I definitely would have thrown my hot tea in his face if he didn't comply.
mediocrity
12-18-2009, 02:06 PM
+ Coming home to find out I neglected to put my sheets in the dryer.
+ Throwing drunken tantrums at my FB because he won't come over at 4am and THAT'S SO DAMN UNREASONABLE.
+ My neighbour across the hall's loud music. Yes, across the hall.
+ Not having JD be up and awake to answer my drunk Skype calls ;)
+ Girls who smoke pot and what I assume to be crack by the smell in the work bathroom. JUST STOP IT. IT BUGS THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
+ Girls who ask me "You're a medical student, can you get me some vicodin?" SRSLY? Ask me in a few years when I can practice medicine WITH A LICENSE. I will still say no.
Lady, if I don't answer, blow me up!
GlitterBexie
12-20-2009, 03:15 PM
At 3am I don't like... when it has been snowing and then rained and the floor is essentially an ice skating rink and then trying to walk up the incline to where my taxi was dodging drunk morons ''skating'' down the hill!!
charlie61
12-20-2009, 04:23 PM
At 3 AM, I don't like getting home to find that someone has parked in my parking spot. This usually means I have to park elsewhere and walk 2 blocks, in the dead of night, alone, vulnerable, with hundreds of dollars in my purse. This is even worse when it's in the middle of the winter.
Also, pretty much anything that gets in the way of me taking a hot shower doesn't go over so well with me.
mediocrity
12-20-2009, 04:41 PM
At 3 AM, I don't like getting home to find that someone has parked in my parking spot. This usually means I have to park elsewhere and walk 2 blocks, in the dead of night, alone, vulnerable, with hundreds of dollars in my purse. This is even worse when it's in the middle of the winter.
Also, pretty much anything that gets in the way of me taking a hot shower doesn't go over so well with me.
Your boyfriend doesn't wake up and walk you in?
charlie61
12-20-2009, 04:51 PM
^ I suppose I could request that. Guess I'm too bull-headed to take desperate measures.
nicole84
12-20-2009, 10:42 PM
-drunk girls
-screaming/loud girl (by the end of the night, i really want quiet)
-girls who will not stop bitching
-hitting every red light between the club and my place
-having to wait more than 10min to tip/clock out...i want out of the damn place
-getting "the look" from the CVS/7-11 cashier. you know, the one where they assume you are trash cause you are buying snack food at 2am.
firemaiden04
12-21-2009, 03:23 PM
Trudging upstairs to the DR to find it enveloped in a cloud of cigarette smoke so thick it makes me nauseous.
Putting on my clothes and coat to find that they all reek of cigarette smoke.
Wading through the piles of stripper clothes and shoes strewn about all over the floor in front of my locker. There are two big lockers on either side of my three smaller ones, and the girls who own them will just rake all their stuff out at the beginning of the shift and leave it all over the place. I've been changing into my clothes before and had a girl grab all my stuff that was right in front of me and shove it into her locker with the rest of her crap. And when I was like, "Whoa, that's mine," she rakes it all out again, and I spend 5 minutes sorting through her stuff to find everything. I like the girl in question, but god DAMMIT that drives me nuts.
dtxgirl
12-22-2009, 07:40 AM
At 3 am, I don't like:
- Having an average night but watching the girl that I FREAKIN REPORTED CAUSE I SAW HER GET FINGERED and girls with pimps count out A LOT MORE than I made cleanly.
- Having a girl who WAS sweet and innocent when she started dancing 3 months ago tell me that she a: Dropped out of school, and b: made money in a particular city because she started sucking dick.
- Having my last customer of the night wait outside the club to "surprise" me. We close at 2. I walked out at 2:45. MOFO was out there for 45 damn minutes waiting in the parking lot. CREEPTASTIC.
I had to get a manager to get my car and I hightailed it out of there and took the long way home.
I slept with a baseball bat and my gun last night.