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silk55
10-06-2009, 08:10 AM
I get txts from dancers. This is the latest.

Come over with 100
Lif3 love3 live3
From: Dancer
Receive: SUN 8:29pm
04-OCT-09

Can't I'm having sex
To: Dancer
Send: SUN 8:40 pm
04-OCT-09

Ok after sex
Lif3 love3 live3
From: Dancer
Receive: SUN 8:41pm
04-OCT-09

I'll be empty
To: Dancer
Send: SUN 8:43 pm
04-OCT-09

No u wont u shoot glasses of cum
Lif3 love3 live3
From: Dancer
Receive: SUN 8:44pm
04-OCT-09


bwahahaha love it! mine are simple "i'm working tonight" nuff said}:D

Earl_the_Pearl
10-07-2009, 02:31 AM
bwahahaha love it! mine are simple "i'm working tonight" nuff said}:D
They are aware of each other; they live only 200' apart and I want them to know they have to try harder. The 20 year old is afraid of the 50 year old but she is $1680 behind in her rent. I'm only one man and can only do so much. I'm thinking about tearing down my old crappy house and building a 4 family; no variance needed. It would be the altruist thing to do. I’m neglecting my favorite in Patterson so 4 family it is. :boggled:

SeppeSai
10-07-2009, 04:49 AM
I was worried about non-tactile when I got my iPhone, but I actually like it...
I went from a tiny Nokia to my iPhone and never looked back. I just wish I could pull the old texts from the ATF off the Nokia to read. We've had some fun conversations, though she likes to abbreviate and I don't.

laurcon
10-07-2009, 01:56 PM
They are aware of each other; they live only 200' apart and I want them to know they have to try harder. The 20 year old is afraid of the 50 year old but she is $1680 behind in her rent. I'm only one man and can only do so much. I'm thinking about tearing down my old crappy house and building a 4 family; no variance needed. It would be the altruist thing to do. I’m neglecting my favorite in Patterson so 4 family it is. :boggled:

lol, htf do you get $1680 behind rent in Patterson??
esp when you're doing $100 extras::)

princessjas
10-07-2009, 02:42 PM
lol, htf do you get $1680 behind rent in Patterson??
esp when you're doing $100 extras::)

Lots of drugs? (I hate to further a stereotype, but considering the area and her clientele...)

Earl_the_Pearl
10-07-2009, 05:29 PM
lol, htf do you get $1680 behind rent in Patterson??
esp when you're doing $100 extras::)


I go to her apartment then drive her to work; the drive is worth $20. I bring her choice of anything on the menu from Burger King also.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/earlcamembert/burgerKing.jpg

It is not just strictly a cash transaction as she is not a prostitute.

Earl_the_Pearl
10-07-2009, 05:46 PM
Lots of drugs? (I hate to further a stereotype, but considering the area and her clientele...)
She lives in East Orange that is two months’ rent and two months parking her roommate/girl friend just moved out. It is the first of the month; I :puckerup: the first of the month. By the way East Orange does not have ANY sexually oriented clubs as that would be wrong.

Last time I drove her to work she had me stop at a shoe store; YES A SHOE STORE. If I suspect a dancer is doing more than marijuana and or alcohol I would not get that friendly with her. I got a text from her today; she doesn’t seem that worried about rent.


Wat to take me to
get my hair done?
Lif3 lov3 liv3

From: Dancer
Received:WED 1:25pm
07-OCT-09

xdamage
10-07-2009, 06:19 PM
Last time I drove her to work she had me stop at a shoe store; YES A SHOE STORE.

/threadjack....

So guy question here.

How come there is a store devoted to attire for just one body part?

How come there is no "gloves" store? Or a "pants" store?

I mean I own more pairs of pants then shoes (doesn't everyone?) so reasonably a store specializing in pants makes more sense right? :P

There... now my trolling is done for the day... back to the talk about trading burger king meals for dances (you get dances right?)

yoda57us
10-07-2009, 06:28 PM
I went from a tiny Nokia to my iPhone and never looked back. I just wish I could pull the old texts from the ATF off the Nokia to read. We've had some fun conversations, though she likes to abbreviate and I don't.

Yeah, I saved my old Motorola from when I had Nextel. There are some classic texts on there from the current ATF...

FBR
10-07-2009, 06:48 PM
Reminds me of my company's first cell phone. We literally had only one. It was this gigantic appliance that had a carrying case. We gave this phone to employees to use who had to take a business road trip. Amazing how times have changed.

FBR

xdamage
10-07-2009, 06:54 PM
Reminds me of my company's first cell phone. We literally had only one. It was this gigantic appliance that had a carrying case. We gave this phone to employees to use who had to take a business road trip. Amazing how times have changed.

FBR

sexy phone?

http://rocksoft.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/motorola_dynatac_8000x.jpg

princessjas
10-07-2009, 07:43 PM
She lives in East Orange that is two months’ rent and two months parking her roommate/girl friend just moved out. It is the first of the month; I :puckerup: the first of the month. By the way East Orange does not have ANY sexually oriented clubs as that would be wrong.

Last time I drove her to work she had me stop at a shoe store; YES A SHOE STORE. If I suspect a dancer is doing more than marijuana and or alcohol I would not get that friendly with her. I got a text from her today; she doesn’t seem that worried about rent.

East Orange is so damn Gawdawful that the one time I had to stop there for gas..The gas station door was locked.. If you also wanted a soda or chips you couldn't come in and look, you had to tell them what you wanted from outside, pay for it and have it passed through a slit in bulletproof glass. :O

I was fucking terrified and M kept telling me to calm down..Then there was a shooting about 500ft away. Gunshots, sirens, ick. I never returned.

(Was this just bad luck? This was a gas station right off of what is it.?.?. 280?)

/threadjack....

So guy question here.

How come there is a store devoted to attire for just one body part?

How come there is no "gloves" store? Or a "pants" store?

I mean I own more pairs of pants then shoes (doesn't everyone?) so reasonably a store specializing in pants makes more sense right? :P

There... now my trolling is done for the day... back to the talk about trading burger king meals for dances (you get dances right?)

:rotfl:
This is no more ridiculous than many of the moronic posts on here that seem to go on for pages and pages, with PL's simply pretending not to see reality.

Earl_the_Pearl
10-07-2009, 07:56 PM
(Was this just bad luck? This was a gas station right off of what is it.?.?. 280?)


That Hess station is in Newark I'll have you know.

If you would like a weave and or extensions I'll take you; we can work something out for a pedicure if you like. :hyper:

Earl_the_Pearl
10-07-2009, 08:01 PM
How come there is a store devoted to attire for just one body part?

How come there is no "gloves" store? Or a "pants" store?


Thank you Jerry Seinfeld.

http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/jokes/b/seinfeld.jpg

princessjas
10-07-2009, 08:01 PM
OK, I think it was actually a Hess, but the exit we took said East Orange and it was right off the ramp. Scary-assed place. In the entire 5 years we lived there, we never went back to that area.

Sorry Earl, my hair grows down to my ass without help and pedicures are cheap. :P


That Hess station is in Newark I'll have you know.

If you would like a weave and or extensions I'll take you; we can work something out for a pedicure if you like. :hyper:

Earl_the_Pearl
10-07-2009, 08:13 PM
OK, I think it was actually a Hess, but the exit we took said East Orange and it was right off the ramp. Scary-assed place. In the entire 5 years we lived there, we never went back to that area.

Sorry Earl, my hair grows down to my ass without help and pedicures are cheap. :P
East Orange starts just past the Kentucky Fried Chicken place. My permanent residence is in Morris County the East Orange apartment is for recreation. The guy at the Hess station knows me and I can get you in so you can pick out your own drink. :optimist:

princessjas
10-07-2009, 08:19 PM
East Orange starts just past the Kentucky Fried Chicken place. My permanent residence is in Morris County the East Orange apartment is for recreation. The guy at the Hess station knows me and I can get you in so you can pick out your own drink. :optimist:

Ick, I lived down the road in Parsippany. Nice, fairly quiet area. Just happened to be going shopping and stopped by that place. lol NEVER, EVER, GOING BACK THERE!! ICK!! SCAREY!!

ETA - If some place is in such a high crime area that I have to know someone to get inside and get a candybar or soda..then it's too fucking high crime for me to go there EVAR again.

Earl_the_Pearl
10-07-2009, 08:24 PM
Ick, I lived down the road in Parsippany. Nice, fairly quiet area.
I live farther out in a swamp; drop in anytime. :help2:

Gia2608
10-07-2009, 08:44 PM
I love this thread, just what I needed today!

FBR
10-07-2009, 09:52 PM
I love this thread, just what I needed today!

To the extent that you are moist over it, blame the nefarious blue boys. Think how unfun a similar thread would be upstairs }:D

FBR

Golden_Rule
10-20-2009, 01:56 PM
Thank god I don't get those.

I get the," Economy sucks. Why haven't you called. Why haven't you guys thrown a party yet.", texts.

To wit I reply, "Because the economy sucks"

Got one a promoter associate is throwing this Friday out near the Hamptons. I'm stopping by to gauge the response. If they get a big enough crowd perhaps we'll set up a Xmas party for late November/early December, or a just after New Years party.

{sigh} I'm going through party withdrawal. Its a ton of work but I miss the adrenalin rush when it comes off right.

Golden_Rule
10-20-2009, 01:58 PM
Either that is great targeted direct advertising or an attempt to get you to come in and spend money. I'll let u decide.

What is the difference between the two? Isn't "target advertising" and "get him to come in and spend more money" one and the same thing?

Golden_Rule
10-20-2009, 02:00 PM
i think most of us have some connotation for customers. i put *H* next to all mine. a little more discreet. i can't imagine many girls having customers in their phone with just their names.

Let us in...

Tell us why you picked "H"?

yoda57us
10-20-2009, 03:51 PM
"HELP"

laurcon
10-21-2009, 09:35 AM
lol, might be the first letter of the club's name. i try not to say their name on here but its pretty obvious.

laurcon
10-21-2009, 09:41 AM
/threadjack....

So guy question here.

How come there is a store devoted to attire for just one body part?

How come there is no "gloves" store? Or a "pants" store?

I mean I own more pairs of pants then shoes (doesn't everyone?) so reasonably a store specializing in pants makes more sense right? :P

There... now my trolling is done for the day... back to the talk about trading burger king meals for dances (you get dances right?)

first of all, no. most women own way less pants than shoes. why would you assume that? there are men's shirt stores in the city if that makes you feel better. but really think about how many pairs of gloves you own and how much they could possibly cost. now i don't buy most of my shoes, but just a few pairs can add up to a couple thousand dollars. and lots of people that don't have much money will still spend a lot on their sneakers or heels because people see that. no one has to come to your crappy apt, but they do have to see what's on your feet.

xdamage
10-29-2009, 07:15 PM
first of all, no. most women own way less pants than shoes. why would you assume that? there are men's shirt stores in the city if that makes you feel better. but really think about how many pairs of gloves you own and how much they could possibly cost. now i don't buy most of my shoes, but just a few pairs can add up to a couple thousand dollars. and lots of people that don't have much money will still spend a lot on their sneakers or heels because people see that. no one has to come to your crappy apt, but they do have to see what's on your feet.

Trapped! Welcome to my web and twisted mind laurcon ;)

But okay, hey I can talk shoes ... for dudes Bruno Magli, Ferragamo or wait... Taryn Rose = uber comfortable. Still, how many pairs can any one person need? (don't answer, it is yet another trick). A pair of Sketchers are comfy and work great when not at work.

p.s. yea, I really was just joking and if people love shoes, enjoy spending your money however you like ;D

Earl_the_Pearl
10-29-2009, 07:26 PM
But okay, hey I can talk shoes ... for dudes Bruno Magli, Ferragamo or wait... Taryn Rose = uber comfortable.

I know OJ wore Bruno Magli when he cut off his wife's head.
I doubt this guy was light in the loafers when he had to do what he had to do.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Video/091029/tdy_vieira_turner_091029.300w.jpg

Hero contractor recounts fighting off Taliban

62-year-old ex-hippie saved the lives of 24, but refuses to be called a hero.

xdamage
10-29-2009, 07:31 PM
I know OJ wore Bruno Magli when he cut off his wife's head.
I doubt this guy was light in the loafers when he had to do what he had to do.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Video/091029/tdy_vieira_turner_091029.300w.jpg

Hero contractor recounts fighting off Taliban

62-year-old ex-hippie saved the lives of 24, but refuses to be called a hero.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33530872/ns/today-today_people/




Seriously EtP ... you're an original and your humor is unique (and brilliant) as well. Your uniqueness is marketable I'd say ;D

p.s., yes there are matters infinitely more important and serious then shoes ;)