View Full Version : Have you ever told a customer you were horny
Kyaaa
10-24-2009, 10:52 PM
Um, i'm only human so YES and YES.
We get a lot of attractive guys who come into our club. And a lot of them are young and respectful. When you have chemistry you have chemistry. Doesnt matter where you are or what you're doing you can't turn it off.
So yes, sometimes i do get horny and sometimes i do tell them (depends on the guy) and most guys are going to proposition you for sex anyway so who gives a rats? Even for the hottest guys i'd bonk the crap out of i still say 'nup, sorry, cant do it. it's against the rules (or law, depending on the state) and it's not worth risking my job.'
Of course, generally speaking, the guys i'm most attracted to get the tamest 'dances'. Like, me sitting on the lap legs together stroking the side of their face simply because the intensity of the attraction is enough to make that 'good'.
laurcon
10-25-2009, 12:19 AM
I am not trying to nit pick. But the science of brain is called brain science.
wait, hi sorry, must have missed this gem before. the "science of brain" is neurology, not "brain science." :-[ (embarrassed for you)
laurcon
10-25-2009, 12:28 AM
oh wait, would you guys consider actually somewhat wanting to have sex with a customer as "being horny"?
there have been times when i've thought i would def want to have sexual relations with a guest and have set up plans to go on a date in the future (after doing at least an hr in the CR, cause if he can't take me there, he really can't take me to dinner).
but would i think "man i'd love to fuck this guy" and then say to him "hey i'm horny"? nope. he'd have too much power! }:D
Jessie_tinydancer
10-25-2009, 02:08 AM
^^^ tee hee "sexual relations"
Jessie_tinydancer
10-25-2009, 02:12 AM
They dont have to tell me i see it in there eyes.....:magnify:.....you just have to look very very close::)
baaaaahahahahaha. So true. I once took my husband to strippers and got him a LD... he was convinced the chick wanted to fuck him right there. I was like, "baby she just wants your money"...and then I realized how much power we actually have.
Cyril
10-25-2009, 03:54 AM
wait, hi sorry, must have missed this gem before. the "science of brain" is neurology, not "brain science." :-[ (embarrassed for you)
I am touched by your concern.
However, in a nutshell, specialized study of a given subject is called science. Therefor, there is nothing wrong with calling the study of brain, brain science. Also, for your information, there is a difference between brain and neurons.
SteveSmith
10-25-2009, 07:20 AM
Um, i'm only human so YES and YES.
We get a lot of attractive guys who come into our club. And a lot of them are young and respectful. When you have chemistry you have chemistry. Doesnt matter where you are or what you're doing you can't turn it off.
So yes, sometimes i do get horny and sometimes i do tell them (depends on the guy) and most guys are going to proposition you for sex anyway so who gives a rats? Even for the hottest guys i'd bonk the crap out of i still say 'nup, sorry, cant do it. it's against the rules (or law, depending on the state) and it's not worth risking my job.'
Of course, generally speaking, the guys i'm most attracted to get the tamest 'dances'. Like, me sitting on the lap legs together stroking the side of their face simply because the intensity of the attraction is enough to make that 'good'.
I've never had a dancer tell me she was horny, but in the last year, two dancers have "rubbed one out" on my thigh.
mediocrity
10-25-2009, 12:24 PM
I am touched by your concern.
However, in a nutshell, specialized study of a given subject is called science. Therefor, there is nothing wrong with calling the study of brain, brain science. Also, for your information, there is a difference between brain and neurons.
"Neurology: The medical specialty concerned with the diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the nervous system -- the brain, the spinal cord, and the nerves. "
There is no formal term for "brain science". Sorry. The closest thing you can get is neuroscience, which encompasses the entire nervous system. Or there's neuropsychology, or neurosurgery and what have you. Doctors and scientists do not specialise in "brain science".
So far as the neuron thing- brains have neurons, but neurons don't always have brains. There is also no formal term for studying solely neurons.
Disagree with me and I will google slap you.
KiwiStrawberry Splenda
10-25-2009, 02:27 PM
Disagree with me and I will google slap you.
This is so AWESOME! Mind if I use it, next time I get into a debate with a stubborn mule, like my partner?:rotfl:
Cyril
10-25-2009, 02:28 PM
"Neurology: The medical specialty concerned with the diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the nervous system -- the brain, the spinal cord, and the nerves. "
There is no formal term for "brain science". Sorry. The closest thing you can get is neuroscience, which encompasses the entire nervous system. Or there's neuropsychology, or neurosurgery and what have you. Doctors and scientists do not specialise in "brain science".
So far as the neuron thing- brains have neurons, but neurons don't always have brains. There is also no formal term for studying solely neurons.
Disagree with me and I will google slap you.
You are stating the obvious and asking me to disagree with you. This is absurd. I already said there is a difference between brain and neurons.
What is science?
- Science is specialized study of a given subject.
So we take two words that are in existence "brain" and "science"; we put them together to form a phrase - brain science. The phrase is rare but there is nothing wrong with its usage unless one is on stripper web, of course.
mediocrity
10-25-2009, 02:32 PM
You are stating the obvious and asking me to disagree with you. This is absurd. I already said there is a difference between brain and neurons.
What is science?
- Science is specialized study of a given subject.
So we take two words that are in existence "brain" and "science"; we put them together to form a phrase - brain science. The phrase is rare but there is nothing wrong with its usage unless one is on stripper web, of course.
I have never heard someone use that term in everyday vernacular. You're making this an issue to irritate people with your insipid terms. It's clunky.
I so have a pot going with someone as to where you're from. I think I've almost got it.
Cyril
10-25-2009, 02:37 PM
I have never heard someone use that term in everyday vernacular. You're making this an issue to irritate people with your insipid terms.
Nope. You are showing your intolerance towards a simple term called brain science. You need to broaden your horizon.
There are people using this term (or phrase):
mediocrity
10-25-2009, 02:50 PM
Nope. You are showing your intolerance towards a simple term called brain science. You need to broaden your horizon.
There are people using this term (or phrase):
Hey, I am not showing intolerance to the term- I'm showing intolerance to you, and how you constantly correct people, even when you are talking out of your ass.
vmurphy252
10-25-2009, 02:52 PM
Cyril, an analogy would be referring to anatomy as "body science"; while technically correct, it is not how it is generally referred to...
mediocrity
10-25-2009, 02:53 PM
Cyril, an analogy would be referring to anatomy as "body science"; while technically correct, it is not how it is generally referred to...
Hey let's play a game. Note Cyril's inconsistent usage of "the" and plurals.
Where do you think I am voting for?
vmurphy252
10-25-2009, 04:29 PM
Man, I sure could use a slushie.
hot4ablackchick
10-26-2009, 12:47 AM
No I have never told a customer I was horny. I have maybe hinted that I was turned on, but I've never said "I'm horny." I have only actually been horny a couple of times in 6 years of dancing. Yes, I've been horny at work and while giving a dance, but that was usually because I was exceptionally horny that day before coming to work, or I started thinking of my husband while dancing for a guy, hence becoming horny. Usually if I get horny, its due to external forces and rarely due to the customer I happen to be dancing for, no matter what his level of attractiveness is. I did get horny dancing for a guy a week ago, but it was more the way he looked at me + his being a very attractive older gentlemen who I spent 1 hour with and was totally my type. But this was the first time it happened in a long time and so many things have to line up just right for me to get horny. Most dancers I know will just say that they are horny whether it is true or not, to appease the custy.
hot4ablackchick
10-26-2009, 12:52 AM
I've never had a dancer tell me she was horny, but in the last year, two dancers have "rubbed one out" on my thigh.
I'm sure they actually came and were really horny.
Jessie_tinydancer
10-26-2009, 01:24 AM
I was inspired by this thread on saturday. 3 guys took me for a private dance. It was in a non contact club where Im on a stage and they sit on a couch. I tilted my head toward the middle guys crotch and cupped my ear saying "what's that? are you trying to tell me something". The other two started cracking up and said "what's it saying". My response, "me soooo horny, me love you long time". baaaaahahahaa. Then I said, "naughty penis..down boy!"
Everyman
10-26-2009, 06:14 PM
Nope. You are showing your intolerance towards a simple term called brain science. You need to broaden your horizon.
There are people using this term (or phrase):
http://www.brainscience.brown.edu/
lol the whole debate in this thread about "brain science" is absurd. Here's the origin.
There are two common sayings for when something is not difficult:
"It's not rocket science."
"It's not brain surgery."
All I did in my first post was switch them up -- for a little linguistic humor, I dunno. "It's not rocket surgery."
JayATee thought she called me out on it, so I switched again. "Brain science."
Watching people argue about whether it's real or not is hilarious. I think it is, but that has nothing to do with why I said it.
SteveSmith
10-26-2009, 07:14 PM
I've never had a dancer tell me she was horny, but in the last year, two dancers have "rubbed one out" on my thigh.
I'm sure they actually came and were really horny.
It's possible that both of these dancers had a feminine itch do to a yeast infection and were grinding their crotches on my thigh with such intensity and duration so as to relieve that itch. ;D
mediocrity
10-26-2009, 07:32 PM
Nope. You are showing your intolerance towards a simple term called brain science. You need to broaden your horizon.
There are people using this term (or phrase):
FINALLY IT DIES!
My atheist ass might start praying after this.
vmurphy252
10-26-2009, 07:35 PM
Your atheist badass?
mediocrity
10-26-2009, 07:45 PM
Your atheist badass?
Totally.
Now let's hope he doesn't get reanimated as a zombie troll.
vmurphy252
10-26-2009, 07:48 PM
Zombie Troll would be a good name for a band...
KiwiStrawberry Splenda
10-26-2009, 08:31 PM
Atheist strippers rule! :)
vmurphy252
10-26-2009, 08:32 PM
I worship them...
mediocrity
10-26-2009, 08:36 PM
Atheist strippers rule! :)
yMy father is an atheist- just how I was raised.
And yeah VM, we are badasses.
AznExtasy
10-27-2009, 12:06 AM
I could never get horny in a club environment. When I get genuinely horny it's when I'm relaxed and alone in my room after smoking a bowl. Money excites me a lot but doesn't make me horny.
black_widow
10-28-2009, 03:21 AM
But one was a girl I've known off and on the whole time, who now wants to tell me when she's horny and how many times she masturbated before she came to work that day. "That's why it's so fluffy!"
Uh.....WHAT?
What's so fluffy? I, um, don't get it?
And as for saying "I'm horny" to customers, I don't think I ever outright say that, but I definately imply that I am sexually understimulated and I definately need them to go with me to the back room so I can get naked and somehow, by dancing, become more sexually stimulated, thus, making me less "horny". I don't so much say this stuff, as it's implied by the way I word things, the way I behave. Customers do ask me how the dances are, and of course I always say "fantastic" and then follow it by "you know, not only are they fantastic, but I *really* enjoy giving them", leading them to think I get off on dancing or something. I then maybe mention something in passing like "oh baby....you are *so* hot...." and make eye contact, again implying that I want them, that I'm hot and bothered and ready for them.
SC are not such straightforward places. You can't walk around going "wanna lapdance? want me to grind on your barely clothed cock? i'm horny. let's dance." hard sells like that never really sell anything--it's not about SEX, it's about FANTASY and fantasies aren't really made by straightforward statements like those.
And no, I'm never being honest. I don't get off on lapdances, and I definately am not turned on by any of my customers. Ever. In fact, I find the more I dance, the weirder the guy has to be to turn me on, and the more women turn me on. I just see the worst of men all the damn time, and I see the most boring and vanilla men so those type of dudes turn me off SOO much, to actually achieve any sort of stimulation, I have to go for either women OR guys that are the furthest from my customers as possible (carnies, homeless men, extreme facial features, ect). I mean, I've always had a thing for weirdos, but being a dancer only strenghtens that tendency in me.
And no, I've never known a girl who has ever been turned on or made horny by anything that's ever happened in a strip club.
laurcon
10-28-2009, 10:45 AM
^ her clit is fluffy :-\ aka "engorged with blood" :-[
vmurphy252
10-28-2009, 10:51 AM
I worship them...
No one thought this was funny? Jeez...
vmurphy252
10-28-2009, 10:51 AM
^ her clit is fluffy :-\ aka "engorged with blood" :-[
I don't think fluffy means the same thing to me...
KiwiStrawberry Splenda
10-28-2009, 02:59 PM
I thought fluffy indicated a swollen labia? Mine gets swollen after too much fucking though, as hers is probably swollen for that same reason. Nice way to play it off though. Horny, yeah right ;)
CarlyMIA
10-28-2009, 06:54 PM
No one thought this was funny? Jeez...
hahahhehehehehohohoh ;D
vmurphy252
10-28-2009, 07:20 PM
^Well now you're just patronizing me... ;)
laurcon
10-29-2009, 12:52 AM
hahahhehehehehohohoh ;D
love me, hate me, say what you want about me, but all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F.U.C.K me! ;)
yay britney moment ;D
Cyril
10-30-2009, 07:39 PM
lol the whole debate in this thread about "brain science" is absurd. Here's the origin.
There are two common sayings for when something is not difficult:
"It's not rocket science."
"It's not brain surgery."
All I did in my first post was switch them up -- for a little linguistic humor, I dunno. "It's not rocket surgery."
JayATee thought she called me out on it, so I switched again. "Brain science."
Watching people argue about whether it's real or not is hilarious. I think it is, but that has nothing to do with why I said it.
I know.
But I was simply responding to someone who started with 'you cannot use brain science'. I simply pointed out that yes you can. The phrase does exist as supported by the link. I never said that 'brain science' can be used in place of 'brain surgery' in the context of an idiom.
But expecting that kind of finesse is too much from the cabal in question.
So, who is the cabal?
FBR
mediocrity
10-31-2009, 02:03 PM
i know.
But i was simply responding to someone who started with 'you cannot use brain science'. I simply pointed out that yes you can. The phrase does exist as supported by the link. I never said that 'brain science' can be used in place of 'brain surgery' in the context of an idiom.
But expecting that kind of finesse is too much from the cabal in question.
wtf? Reanimation?! Who didn't double tap?!