View Full Version : How do you answer to "are those real?"
luckischalk
07-06-2010, 12:49 PM
I always say, "They were real expensive, but they did a really good job."
Molly123
07-06-2010, 11:20 PM
Mine are real, so I usually say "100% California-grown organic"
but if you're uncomfortable about it, ask him if he stuffs his shorts.
Morgan_Lafae
07-24-2010, 02:45 AM
Let's go do a dance so you can get a closer look and judge for yourself.
salemsexy
08-26-2010, 11:16 AM
such a rude question hate when guys do this, so hey is your dick real? Guys allways put there foots in there mouths, i have gotten to the point i just own it yep i got a boob job so what. Why do you think they look so good? lol .. I think they will respect the truth and if they dont like how perfect your boobs look fucken! or say hey can't you tell lol..
if they like you does not matter they just like to ask questions men ask question after question its just who guys are...
Stargazer
08-26-2010, 09:03 PM
I'm not big chested, but I wear push-up bras when I do bar work and make them look huge, so when I get asked -
"You think I would have stopped at this size of they were fake?"
or
"Breasts are like diamonds, I like em big and real" :D
francinista
09-15-2010, 02:53 PM
I usually just joke around and ask them if they see any scars? Or say they are supernatural.So many girls have implants now its really not a big deal guys love all the breasts tiny or gigantic real of inhanced. I have worked tops on tops off pasties nude guys just love girls if your good personality its whats going to make you the money.
Tasha_xoxo
09-16-2010, 11:05 PM
" They are real .... real EXPENSIVE ... so how about another dance to help me pay for them ?"
haha good one.
Tasha_xoxo
09-16-2010, 11:40 PM
I have implants, although they look and feel very natural. How I respond depends on how I'm feeling at the time. I've used the 'real expensive' line and also played the 'of course they're real ... you can see them can't you' game too. Every once in a while I'll tell them they're very real, very expensive and tell them the left one is named "Bought" while the right one is called "Paid For". It's stupid I know, but it usually gets a laugh.
im soo gonna start using these.
philalawyer
10-05-2010, 10:06 AM
I like, "No, you imagined them."
Jay12
10-10-2010, 05:56 PM
Well, I had the "are those real" with my butt cheeks. My answer: "of course! didn't you know I'm J.Lo's illegitimate daughter?" It makes everyone laugh...and I get a few bucks just for that joke.
Other answer? this is what lifting over 300 pounds of weight did to my legs, along with my delicious egg white shake; you should try it!
Another "are those real"? moment: Whenever I wear my "nerdy/emo" glasses. I cannot see very well, and I cannot use contacts, so I use my glasses when I dance, but they serve in my advantage.