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JoeUnCool
12-14-2009, 10:18 AM
That's really rude and passive aggressive Joe.

Oh come on. Its not passive agressive when its a joke............

JoeUnCool
12-14-2009, 10:30 AM
Who is Princess Fireplug? I did not find any users by that name.

"Princess Fireplug" is the nickname I coined about one of the girls from pink that ventured into blue and thought that everything I said was a personal attack on her.

JoeUnCool
12-14-2009, 11:27 AM
I always say: Million dollars, cash, tax free and we'll talk.

Now we know what you are, its just a question of negotiation.............:D
..........yes, I'm here all week..........

**runs and hides from the can't get a joke folks**

PS. Its just a joke.

PSS. I wonder how many r going to still whine inspite of the smiley face and the two comments.........groan

yoda57us
12-14-2009, 12:08 PM
Now we know what you are, its just a question of negotiation.............:D
..........yes, I'm here all week..........


Well no, we already ready know what her price would be so there is no negotiation involved. Winston Churchill said it first, and better, by the way...



**runs and hides from the can't get a joke folks**

PS. Its just a joke.

PSS. I wonder how many r going to still whine inspite of the smiley face and the two comments.........groan


Oh come on Joe, this s no fun. If you have to tell us it's a joke that means it wasn't a very good one to begin with...

Earl_the_Pearl
12-14-2009, 03:41 PM
Oh come on. Its not passive agressive when its a joke............

There is no room for humor on SW. :'(

mediocrity
12-14-2009, 04:01 PM
Oh come on. Its not passive agressive when its a joke............

I don't think she finds it a joke.

FBR
12-14-2009, 11:09 PM
I would like to keep this thread open but I am concerned that folks are getting too personal. Come on folks, you know the rules and your are wordsmiths. Make your points but keep it non-personal.

Thanks,
FBR

JoeUnCool
12-18-2009, 09:08 AM
Well no, we already ready know what her price would be so there is no negotiation involved. Winston Churchill said it first, and better, by the way...

Oh come on Joe, this s no fun. If you have to tell us it's a joke that means it wasn't a very good one to begin with...
Some people on this site have no sense of humor, so its best to explain it up front. :O

BTW, the asian on your lap fell off, check between the seat cushions. I hope she didn't roll under the couch where you can't reach her. }:D

Earl_the_Pearl
12-18-2009, 09:13 AM
check between the seat cushions.
Just used condoms there.

yoda57us
12-18-2009, 12:32 PM
Some people on this site have no sense of humor, so its best to explain it up front. :O

Actually what it probably means is that not everyone shares the same sense of humor as you Joe.


BTW, the asian on your lap fell off, check between the seat cushions. I hope she didn't roll under the couch where you can't reach her. }:D

See, that's what I mean. That wasn't particularly funny to me though I'm sure you where probably laughing your ass off while you were typing it. ::)

JoeUnCool
12-19-2009, 08:03 PM
Actually what it probably means is that not everyone shares the same sense of humor as you Joe.

There is no doubt of that.


See, that's what I mean. That wasn't particularly funny to me though I'm sure you where probably laughing your ass off while you were typing it. ::)
It wasn't mean to be a joke or a dig at you. Its just a smartass comment.

yoda57us
12-20-2009, 04:48 AM
It wasn't mean to be a joke or a dig at you. Its just a smartass comment.

Well, once again, you are explaining yourself. I took no offense Joe. I understand a smart ass comment for what it is. Pointless.

JoeUnCool
12-20-2009, 10:27 AM
Well, once again, you are explaining yourself.

Its one of my personality flaws.

J.D.
01-13-2010, 11:42 PM
Fingering a girl is soooo junior high. You might as well pass a note to the dancer that says, "Do you like me? Check yes or no"

bigmarv
01-14-2010, 12:09 AM
Fingering a girl is soooo junior high. You might as well pass a note to the dancer that says, "Do you like me? Check yes or no"

I know what you mean, but what about the dancer who takes your hand and guides it under her thong and invites you to finger her?

J.D.
01-14-2010, 12:11 AM
^^^ She wants your money. After she fakes her orgasm, she's going to demand an extra $100 for that Oscar worthy performance. Actresses gotta get paid!

mediocrity
01-14-2010, 12:15 AM
I know what you mean, but what about the dancer who takes your hand and guides it under her thong and invites you to finger her?

What do you get out of it besides a cramp in your hand?

J.D.
01-14-2010, 12:18 AM
Giving him a lap dance would be like grinding on a lincoln log I think....

bigmarv
01-14-2010, 12:32 AM
What do you get out of it besides a cramp in your hand?

Well my hand is not normally down there that long to get a cramp.

mediocrity
01-14-2010, 12:35 AM
^^ Open question: why would a guy want to stick his fingers in a strange bajingo? What's the point?

Athenathefabulous
01-14-2010, 12:42 AM
Well my hand is not normally down there that long to get a cramp.

well shit son, i think she is ripping you off then.

mediocrity
01-14-2010, 12:44 AM
^^ You come hang with me and JD!

I needed that.

bigmarv
01-14-2010, 12:44 AM
^^ Open question: why would a guy want to stick his fingers in a strange bajingo? What's the point?

What's a bajingo?

J.D.
01-14-2010, 12:50 AM
What's a bajingo?

You're a bajingo ;)

bigmarv
01-14-2010, 12:50 AM
well shit son, i think she is ripping you off then.

Well not really, my finger is usually replaced with something else. :)

J.D.
01-14-2010, 12:51 AM
Well not really, my finger is usually replaced with something else. :)

Hmmmmm..... I always pictured you being hung like a turtle.

bigmarv
01-14-2010, 12:51 AM
You're a bajingo ;)

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

mediocrity
01-14-2010, 12:53 AM
^^ I mean VAGINA.

bigmarv
01-14-2010, 01:25 AM
^^ I mean VAGINA.

I've never stuck my finger in a strange vagina, but I have stuck it in a dancers well known pussy.

mediocrity
01-14-2010, 01:26 AM
I've never stuck my finger in a strange vagina, but I have stuck it in a dancers well known pussy.

I'd say well known is speculative.

Still begs the question of why?

Smokeless
01-14-2010, 10:53 AM
^^^

Why do guys do what they do?

Why do gals do what they do?

It's always somewhat mysterious what turns us on. And why.

JoeUnCool
01-15-2010, 07:02 AM
^^^

Why do guys do what they do?

Why do gals do what they do?

It's always somewhat mysterious what turns us on. And why.

When someone figures this out, they will be famous.