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hot4ablackchick
01-05-2010, 11:52 PM
umm, Tiger Woods is a billionaire... according to at least one of his alleged mistresses, a billionaire with a big cock... and we all know he is a person with a singular talent for finessing it into a hole... that said I dont want to sound like I am meaning to excuse his infidelity... I just think that he made a lot of mistakes, but getting married was probably a bigger one than his affairs.. otoh look at Elin, if she is half as sweet as she looks, I would have married her too....

Really?? I think Elin is not so easy on the eyes. Then again I am very picky, especially with women I don't know on some level. She kind of reminds me of an ugly Reese Witherspoon and I don't find Reese to be all that hot. Elin just seems regular and nothing at all special to me. But yeah I'll agree that getting married was his big mistake really, but maybe he wanted to have children and felt he couldn't do that without marriage.

JayATee
01-05-2010, 11:54 PM
Really?? I think Elin is not so easy on the eyes. Then again I am very picky, especially with women I don't know on some level. She kind of reminds me of an ugly Reese Witherspoon and I don't find Reese to be all that hot. Elin just seems regular and nothing at all special to me. But yeah I'll agree that getting married was his big mistake really, but maybe he wanted to have children and felt he couldn't do that without marriage.

It wouldn't have mattered if she was the hottest chick you'd ever seen... the grass is always greener on the other side, until you get there and then all of a sudden there's another lawn begging to be watered.

hot4ablackchick
01-06-2010, 12:33 AM
It wouldn't have mattered if she was the hottest chick you'd ever seen... the grass is always greener on the other side, until you get there and then all of a sudden there's another lawn begging to be watered.

Oh, I totally agree. Even if your spouse is hot there will always be someone who is hotter. There will always be someone who will do something better sexually. Even if I found her to be physically perfect, it still would not have surprised me that he was cheating. There is just nothing like "new sex." There are also other factors other than being pretty, maybe there were problems in their sex life.

Elvia
01-06-2010, 12:43 AM
I can agree Tiger went a bit too far, he wasn't just having sex with lots of women (which some might argue is natural for many males) - but he was having actual love affairs all over the place, not very good for a married guy.

I will bet you however that the image of Tiger going from boring Mr Nice Guy to bad ass womanizer - will all of a sudden make him much more attractive to very hot women in general. Alpha seed spreaders absolutely generate the most chemistry with women, and its exactly why far more women were turned on by Bill Clinton than George W Bush
.

And you don't think that might have anything to do with the fact that George Bush is a national embarrassment and and moron who said enough idiotic things to fill several 350 page calendars? Yeah, no shit. Of course that's not appealing.

WestCoast101
01-06-2010, 01:17 AM
LOL, gee Clinton was just getting his dick sucked by an intern hiding under his desk in THE WHITE HOUSE Oval Office, he was hardly an embarassment.

JayATee
01-06-2010, 01:22 AM
^ Why cause he had the nerve to get a blow job? Im sorry ONLY an American would have that point of view. ::)

Elvia
01-06-2010, 01:26 AM
Thank you Jayatee. Yeah, there's really no comparison. I honestly don't give a fuck about a politician's sex life. A president who can't even speak coherently? Yeah...that's bad.

Jessie_tinydancer
01-06-2010, 01:26 AM
^He was most likely also the only president who got caught getting one. Do you really think that's the only hanky panky that ever went on in the oval office?

Jessie_tinydancer
01-06-2010, 01:28 AM
Oh and I don't think the ladies were attracted to Tiger's alpha seed spreading abilities. More like his huge...bank account. When I was 20 I didn't think guys in their 40s were attractive...until I met a millionaire in his 40s....sad but true.

JayATee
01-06-2010, 01:34 AM
^He was most likely also the only president who got caught getting one. Do you really think that's the only hanky panky that ever went on in the oval office?

Eh, sorta. JFK was fucking Marilyn Monroe and the whole damn country knew it. Sex outside the marriage doesn't matter to me, its' the way the country is being run and if a bj in the morning by an intern makes him do his job better than more power to him. I really don't care.

WestCoast101
01-06-2010, 01:36 AM
oh right, getting your dick sucked by interns in the oval office is routine for Presidents, happens all the time.

WestCoast101
01-06-2010, 01:39 AM
Amazing, note all the females defending this shameless horndog Clinton, which just proves my original point anyways.

JayATee
01-06-2010, 01:41 AM
oh right, getting your dick sucked by interns in the oval office is routine for Presidents, happens all the time.

Im sorry, actually it is and it effects all of us how? Who gives a damn? Except you who are obviously a prude and know nothing of real life.

Elvia
01-06-2010, 02:05 AM
Amazing, note all the females defending this shameless horndog Clinton, which just proves my original point anyways.


You honestly expect us to care more about a politician's sex life than his politics and ability to run the country/speak at a level you would expect of an average 10 year old? Really? I wasn't exactly a fan of Clinton, but that had to do with his policies, not his sex life. Amazing that some Americans have trouble wrapping their head around that concept.

Also note...not many women here defending Tiger Woods. Hmmm...guess that puts a crimp in your theory.

Kellydancer
01-06-2010, 12:07 PM
oh right, getting your dick sucked by interns in the oval office is routine for Presidents, happens all the time.

Are you jealous he got a blowjob? I never cared he did, it didn't affect my life, nor does it affect yours. Yet the Republicans thought it was such a big deal and tried to impeach him over it (yes I know they claim lying, but they used it as an excuse). Guess what? Many politicians on both sides get lots of sex. In fact one of those pushing for his impeachment was a regular at a club I worked at, AND he was notorious for trying to get dancers to go back to his home. This jerk was a worse hypocrite than Clinton could ever be.

But of course we all know blowjobs are far worse than presidents who think nothing of attacking a country that had NOTHING to do with 9/11. ::)

WestCoast101
01-06-2010, 08:06 PM
Tiger was always a horndog, during college, before marriage, and during marriage, and his wife certainly knew about it - however the tabloids for whatever reason considered him off limits for the most part, so the only thing you would hear in passing (starting a few yrs back) was from the people transporting him and his bimbos around, yet one couldn't be sure the stories were true.

Tiger is now a certified public horndog, and that's going to help him finally get some high quality women.

Djoser
01-07-2010, 09:47 PM
Tiger is now a certified public horndog, and that's going to help him finally get some high quality women.

Poor guy, thank god he won't be deprived any longer! It must have been horrible doing without any high quality women.

;D



Who is this Tiger Woods person..?;D

By far my favorite reply here--though there have been some good ones. If only the media would stop bombarding us with this shit!

I would be perfectly happy if I never knew who Tiger Woods was. Or who he was fucking either.


Guess what? Many politicians on both sides get lots of sex. In fact one of those pushing for his impeachment was a regular at a club I worked at, AND he was notorious for trying to get dancers to go back to his home. This jerk was a worse hypocrite than Clinton could ever be.

But of course we all know blowjobs are far worse than presidents who think nothing of attacking a country that had NOTHING to do with 9/11. ::)

Yeah Clinton was a fucking cub scout compared to most politicians of both parties, the poor guy couldn't even get a BJ from a fat girl without getting lynched for it. Kennedy wasn't just fucking Monroe, he fucked everything that moved. A friend of mine who was one of Nixon's Marine guards told me he was well-known for having prostitutes take care of him. Clinton just had the bad luck to get elected after Reagan brought the Moral Majority types into the republican party and then no one anywhere was allowed to have any fun whatsoever.


Where Tiger really fucked up in my mind was giving the interview where he talked all that shit about being a family man. Which makes him a liar to his fans, and utterly worthless as a human being--a craven bullshitter.

Kellydancer
01-07-2010, 10:07 PM
Nixon had prostitutes take care of him? Ewww he was ugly to me. You are right, the Republican Party didn't care about the morality issue until Reagan (who probably didn't care either) brought those people into the party. Gerald Ford had no morality issues (though I have never heard he cheated. Hope not, I always liked Betty Ford). I have heard about FDR, Eisenhower, Johnson, all having long time mistresses. In fact in the case of FDR, both him and Eleanor reportedly both had mistresses. There was another president (I forget which one) who had several out of wedlock children.

JayATee
01-07-2010, 10:09 PM
^Over the past year alone, how many republicans have been caught in their own sex scandals... ppl in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

eagle2
01-07-2010, 11:46 PM
LOL, gee Clinton was just getting his dick sucked by an intern hiding under his desk in THE WHITE HOUSE Oval Office, he was hardly an embarassment.

Only for the right-wing crazies who find it acceptable to spend millions of dollars of taxpayer money investigating someone's sex life.

Djoser
01-07-2010, 11:47 PM
It's quite interesting, how within the last very few years, one of the biggest prerogatives of powerful statesmen (groupies) has been denied them--in the USA at least. If they want to get elected or hold office, they have to cover it up completely, and pretend they are all about the Family Values. I suspect it is entirely impossible for a single man (or woman) to get elected President.

No such measures are required for celebrity jocks (or actors, or musicians, etc.).

eagle2
01-07-2010, 11:47 PM
There was another president (I forget which one) who had several out of wedlock children.

Thomas Jefferson had one with one of his slaves.

Djoser
01-08-2010, 12:00 AM
Oh there's been all kinds of Presidential hijinks, and we probably know about a small fraction of them. It used to be quietly accepted/understood/not discussed that they would be playing around, but boy not anymore!

JayATee
01-08-2010, 12:14 AM
^ Yeah why is that? I personally preferred it that way. I don't understand the change tbh.

Kellydancer
01-08-2010, 12:38 AM
Thomas Jefferson had one with one of his slaves.

Yeah, but I was thinking of a more recent one. Cleveland? I'll have to look for the book about it.

1st_samurai
01-08-2010, 03:23 PM
Yeah Clinton ... the poor guy couldn't even get a BJ from a fat girl without getting lynched for it.

That is too funny. I'm actually a little disappointed that Clinton, the most powerful man in America at one time, didn't do better than Miss Lewinsky.

Now that the cat is out of the bag for Tiger, maybe he should become the spokesperson for Trojan condoms or Victoria's Secret will come out with a brand for men and use him. Just hope Tiger doesn't go shagging like crazy and become another Easy E, Magic Johnson, or Tommy Morrison because despite his infidelity, you can't knock on his golf. But HIV wouldn't really matter as much for a golf player because it's a highly individualistic sport with no blood involved.

JayATee
01-08-2010, 03:37 PM
That is too funny. I'm actually a little disappointed that Clinton, the most powerful man in America at one time, didn't do better than Miss Lewinsky.

From what I've seen, if a guy doesn't have to work for it, even it's not the hottest chick he's ever seen, he'll still take it.

Djoser
01-08-2010, 06:20 PM
Wow, not me, I wouldn't do anything with Monica, yech.

Kellydancer
01-08-2010, 09:47 PM
Monica was a beauty compared to Paula Jones. She was a triple bagger.

eagle2
01-08-2010, 11:31 PM
I've heard of double baggers, but what's a triple bagger?

JayATee
01-09-2010, 03:56 AM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. ;)

Kellydancer
01-09-2010, 01:57 PM
I've heard of double baggers, but what's a triple bagger?

Double bagger with an extra bag to barf in. ;D

Djoser
01-09-2010, 04:32 PM
Monica was a beauty compared to Paula Jones. She was a triple bagger.

I just did a Google image search, yeah she is a bit scary looking in some of those. I still might prefer her to Monica, though, if I had to choose. I just cannot handle the big butt thing. I do recall some joking going on back then about Clinton's lack of taste, come to think of it.

Kellydancer
01-09-2010, 09:17 PM
Yeah his choices were questionable. Kennedy had Marilyn Monroe and Clinton had those. Clinton was a powerful man and nice looking and he picked some creepy ones.

Djoser
01-10-2010, 12:10 AM
Yeah his choices were questionable. Kennedy had Marilyn Monroe and Clinton had those.

Kennedy had Marilyn Monroe, yes...and hundreds, even thousands possibly, of other extremely attractive starlets, etc. The guy was like a rabbit, and could get whoever he wanted, even though according to The Sex Lives of Famous People, he was a pop the weasel premature ejaculator type, not very good at fucking even if he fucked a bunch of 'em. More evidence for the guys who worship the tiresome, ubiquitous 'alpha male seed spreading' theory.

He might have even approached the preposterous figures these famous jock (and other celebrity) studs claim to have fucked--10,000 women apiece for Wilt Chamberlin and John Holmes, for instance. Which is bullshit, if you simply do the math and figure out what kind of schedule that entails.

Elvia
01-10-2010, 01:05 AM
Ok, so Clinton likes the big girls. Come on now. It's not like that's so unheard of.

WiseGuy_TX
01-10-2010, 06:40 AM
...the media must be foaming at the mouth for Tigers public return. Some fire hydrant maker should sponsor him.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1242068/Tiger-Woods-gave-lots-cash-hours-sex-Christmas-present-claims-No-1-mistress-Rachel-Uchitel.html

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2024/1767666100_acbaf84e55.jpg

eagle2
01-10-2010, 04:26 PM
Double bagger with an extra bag to barf in. ;D

Thanks. LOL!

Djoser
01-10-2010, 05:36 PM
...the media must be foaming at the mouth for Tigers public return. Some fire hydrant maker should sponsor him.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1242068/Tiger-Woods-gave-lots-cash-hours-sex-Christmas-present-claims-No-1-mistress-Rachel-Uchitel.html

Wow, I wouldn't trade a dozen Rachel Uchitels (did I spell that correctly I never heard of her before this?) for one of Tiger's wife Elen. Maybe they used a deliberately unflattering picture of Rachel, though--I know they will pull that shit. I suppose beauty is in the eye of the beholder, though. And a good little alpha male seed spreader will never be satisfied with any one presumably beautiful woman anyway.

Plus Rachel's statement in that article is just another variant of an old media trick--the pumping up of the ego of whatever inflated-ego supercelebrity you are banging. Who could forget Marla Maples 'leaking' the fact that Donald Trump was 'the best sex she'd ever had'?? If you believe Donald Trump is a superstud, I have a bridge in China for sale dirt cheap.

Didn't stop Donald from sucking that one right up, though, did it? He married her shortly afterwards. Then she got caught rolling around in the sand with her bodyguard a while later. Maybe he was 'the second best'...

:D

hot4ablackchick
01-10-2010, 11:47 PM
[SNIP]


I just cannot handle the big butt thing.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D I don't know why that has amused me so much. Perhaps its because I can't either. Gawd that is funny, I srsly fucking love you Djoser.