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JoeUnCool
02-08-2010, 09:39 AM
Hey now, you are getting a little personal there, son. Other than my piss stream being a little less vigorous than it was, I am a picture of health.
FBR
Nothing personal. We're all getting there.
JoeUnCool
02-08-2010, 09:42 AM
There is really no need to worry about a little saliva, don't fall for the pink side scare tactics. For those who are worried about it, after you are finished suckling you could have a shot of vodka or something else 80 proof to try and sterilize the skank out of your mouths. I would also recommend being up to date on your hepatitis vaccinations.
What about the STDs that haven't been named or discovered yet.
Jessie_tinydancer
02-08-2010, 09:50 AM
^for those you should try living inside a bubble. It's the only way to truly protect yourself. :P
JoeUnCool
02-08-2010, 11:30 AM
^for those you should try living inside a bubble. It's the only way to truly protect yourself. :P
I'm right on that..............:D
I just wish the good ole boys over at the local sandwich shop would use some of those food handling gloves instead of there bare hands. I seriously think thats a bigger health hazard than some dancer's nipples.
safado
02-08-2010, 03:23 PM
I'm right on that..............:D
I just wish the good ole boys over at the local sandwich shop would use some of those food handling gloves instead of there bare hands. I seriously think thats a bigger health hazard than some dancer's nipples.
There have been a few Hep A out breaks around here that the department of health traced back to sandwich shop employees not washing their hands after using the restroom.
Jessie_tinydancer
02-08-2010, 06:52 PM
You would be surprised how many dancers I see come out of the toilet and not wash their hands. They claim they use hand sanatizer... ya sure.
hockeybobby
02-08-2010, 07:09 PM
^^^Customers are the same.
mr_punk
02-08-2010, 09:13 PM
OMG, I leave and come back to find <snip>that the apocalypse is over, honey. you're like that japanese soldier who didn't get the memo that WW II ended decades ago. oh, i feel so sad for you (not really).
Oh, sweetie, dampen the bravado. We all know you're just as jealous that you're not Chili as I am jealous that I'm not Jenny.speaking of you being butthurt. you could always go join jenny and rest of the butthurt crew at their secret base camp in the mountains. i have no doubt you'll fit right in.
OMG, I leave and come back to find that this thread is like a microcosm of the existence of the entire site. Where to begin.
Ha! Aside from your snotty blah blah I am glad you are back. I prefer our microcosm to the the other ;D
FBR
Djoser
02-08-2010, 10:47 PM
IMHO, the more someone brags about the HM they receive in clubs, the less likely it is to be true.
Seems to be the case IRL & online.
I rarely post in blue, but saw the topic at the head of the forum page. Of course there is some disconnect on pink. Of course there is an equal or greater amount of it here as well, as lopaw has so aptly pointed out.
I have worked in every kind of club imaginable. Extras happen in all of them, but in some of them the girls inevitably get caught and fired, unless they are meeting the guys outside of work, in which case it's their business. This is the way my current club is run. There is someone watching the cameras, which are in all of the dance rooms of all kinds, at all times. anyone caught kissing or letting the guys finger them is either fined very heavily and told never again, or just fired.
Some clubs are fucking whorehouses, I've worked in one of those and it was fascinating, exciting, funny as hell, and very sad, all at once. Some are positively surreal.
Actually ALL of the clubs are surreal, to some extent. Everyone plays so many games as a normal part of the working night, including male staff who have to run the dancers and keep them happy or at least productive, it's hard to imagine a stripclub where everyone was actually honest all the time. It would be funny as all hell, I'll tell you what!
You will find bullshitters and poor delusional souls in all forums, in all walks of life. Of course in the highly sex/money/power-charged world of stripclubs (and ancillary social adjuncts), there tends to be more of them, of both sexes.
JoeUnCool
02-09-2010, 05:49 AM
OMG, I leave and come back to find that this thread is like a microcosm of the existence of the entire site. Where to begin.
..............
OTOH, the blue side is like a hunting club. Everyone's bagged the big one.
..............
-Ev
If only that were true. Right now, the only thinking I'm getting lucky finding is Rosie and her sisters............:(
JoeUnCool
02-09-2010, 05:51 AM
Actually ALL of the clubs are surreal, to some extent. Everyone plays so many games as a normal part of the working night, including male staff who have to run the dancers and keep them happy or at least productive, it's hard to imagine a stripclub where everyone was actually honest all the time. It would be funny as all hell, I'll tell you what!
You will find bullshitters and poor delusional souls in all forums, in all walks of life. Of course in the highly sex/money/power-charged world of stripclubs (and ancillary social adjuncts), there tends to be more of them, of both sexes.
I find games happen in all work environments. Why should anyone expect a SC to be different?
I always have a laugh, or at least a snicker, when I hear the pinks complaining about their club. "Welcome to the club known as work."
Djoser
02-10-2010, 12:12 AM
Some clubs really suck to work in, though! It's true. But of course the thing to do then is go get another club, and hopefully there are more than 2-3 in your area.
But yeah work is work. And then everyone likes to bitch about their job. Even in the best clubs there's always something to bitch about. I could start an entire sub forum for DJ rants (which isn't a bad idea, even if there are only a few of us here). :D
Athenathefabulous
02-10-2010, 12:35 AM
But yeah work is work. And then everyone likes to bitch about their job. Even in the best clubs there's always something to bitch about. I could start an entire sub forum for DJ rants (which isn't a bad idea, even if there are only a few of us here). :D
You should! Id love to read through a bunch of DJ rants. See what you guys think of us }:D.
JoeUnCool
02-10-2010, 09:00 AM
Some clubs really suck to work in, though! It's true. But of course the thing to do then is go get another club, and hopefully there are more than 2-3 in your area.
But yeah work is work. And then everyone likes to bitch about their job. Even in the best clubs there's always something to bitch about. I could start an entire sub forum for DJ rants (which isn't a bad idea, even if there are only a few of us here). :D
There are some places to work that are bad and some places to work that are great. SCs do not have a monopoly on jackasses, though, I do realize that I don't get poked, felt up, have my penis grabbed, and prodded physically, I have been through my fair share of bullshit. The bullshit that I have been through is worse in my book, however, I admit that it doesn't happen every day. BTW, I don't share stories. I don't provide personal information, so don't ask.:-X We realize who the jackass customers are and we don't even talk to them. I suspect that the girls know who the jackass customers are and tend to stay as much as possible given that the need to pay their rent/waterbill allows.
I do feel sorry for the harrassment that some girls go thru. :'(
yoda57us
02-10-2010, 05:48 PM
The wisest thing I've read in the entire thread. Yoda is such an appropriate name for you.
:hat:
evan_essence
02-11-2010, 11:31 PM
that the apocalypse is over, honey. you're like that japanese soldier who didn't get the memo that WW II ended decades ago. oh, i feel so sad for you (not really).What a quaint notion from your youth that a war is ever over. I mean, look at the impact of your exes. Diminished but is the damage really ever over? Think of all the time you'll never get back. Now that's <giggle> sad.
you could always go join jenny and rest of the butthurt crew at their secret base camp in the mountains. i have no doubt you'll fit right in.Oh, I should join. Enemy training camp disguised to pass as Girl Scout camp. Awesome.
-Ev
KS_Stevia
02-12-2010, 11:23 AM
You should totally join Evan_E!
^ I thought she already did. Maybe Ev is looking for an incentive :)
FBR
RBurgundy
02-12-2010, 10:20 PM
Wow, stopped back in. What a completely derailed discussion.
Blue side dudes should start some decent discussions here.
yoda57us
02-13-2010, 09:55 AM
Wow, stopped back in. What a completely derailed discussion.
If you spend a bit more time on the site you will quickly see that most threads get twisted around pretty well. That's the nature of a discussion board.
Blue side dudes should start some decent discussions here.
Well, what did you have in mind?
JoeUnCool
02-14-2010, 11:27 AM
Wow, stopped back in. What a completely derailed discussion.
Blue side dudes should start some decent discussions here.
It'll get worse.
sadbuttrue
02-16-2010, 09:06 PM
sorry but i have to threadjack here:
when blues use the term stick shifting, does this mean grabbing of said stick over the pants or an actual hand job? If it means the latter, giving one 15 feet away from a bouncer is a very ballsy move. :O
Nah, it's done easily by talented dancers who have mastered the art of sitting on the customer with her back to him, with her hands behind her back and smiles serenely at everyone who passes by.}:D
But seriously if were prostitution were legal as it was said in Jessie's post there might be less stuff happening in the clubs. And squelching it in the clubs just moves it to the streets. It's not going to ever go away and just wastes valuable court time due to societal sensibilities.
As far as the RI thing goes, that seemed to be mostly a one woman war on prostitution who every year kept bringing it up to close the loophole. Then it was fueled by the whole trafficing hype and which was added to by the 16-year old whom they found out was dancing at an extras club. Another lovely out-raged knee jerk legislative reaction to a non-problem which doesn't address the trafficing issue but makes it look like they are doing something about it.
>>>Sad<<<