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charlie61
07-04-2010, 06:47 PM
Anything by Lady Ga Ga. She's so overrated it's amazing, and most radio stations have turned into Lady Ga Ga 24/7 channels. Best Lady Ga Ga I ever saw was at a drag show in P Town a few weeks ago. He did a better her then she does! :O
At least she's aware that she's not creating legendary music. She calls her own music "soulless pop music" or something. She's much more interested in visual media.
/end defensive GaGa rant
Laurisa
07-04-2010, 08:39 PM
Yep, Lady GaGa. I was going to come back and edit my post and add her but I had to run!
She SUCKS!
Surprise
07-05-2010, 01:30 PM
three days grace
hinder
nickleback
anything that sounds like nickleback...
pussy licker by rob zombie
who's your daddy
that stupid song that goes "i am not a whore (but i ike to do it)
satisfaction
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(bangs head on table)
not too many girls in the new club who are into pop, surprisingly...most are into spanish pop, r&b, electronica, rap, heavy rock...and lately i've been hearing some obscure stuff, and some country...which i don't mind, i'm just not used to there being no 80's in the club... it's weird.
alexa111
07-05-2010, 04:04 PM
Omg I know the "i am not a whore but I like to do it" song-hate it too. They played in nonstop at the Rhino when I worked there. I also hate rude boy, and the other rhianna song where she's talking about her heart beating "so just pull the trigger". No idea what it's called but it drives me crazy!!!
Oh and I heart Justin Bieber , he might be like 12 but I love his music!
Pretty_Penny
07-06-2010, 10:07 PM
I hear this song. every day. it makes my fucking eyes twitch.
Pitbull - City Of Gods.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akj_X1EomcE
I swear to god. It's the most annoying shit ever.
ArmySGT.
07-09-2010, 05:40 PM
And you will be singing it all day.
K thnx bai!
j88rm
07-09-2010, 05:55 PM
^^^^^^^
Please tell me you did not hear that in a club.
ravenblack
10-04-2010, 09:14 PM
That fucking Single Ladies song by Beyonce. I hear it 27849573847534.2 times a night and I sort of want to kick puppies and eat aborted babies every time I hear it. >:(
HOW DO I SIGGY THAT ? i love it amazing
pussyinboots
10-05-2010, 03:08 PM
That b****y 'whistling' song that was in the charts a year or so ago - it's in just about every darned advert on TV now.....it's this thing:
Peter, Bjorn & John's single "Young Folks" featuring Victoria Bergsman of The Concretes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51V1VMkuyx0
...Oh, and that f****ng 'Crazy Frog' thing, by Axel F - that everyone put on their cellphones!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiCPNVhoj10
AAAaarrrggghhh!!!!:O>:(:D:-X
sierra.
10-05-2010, 03:17 PM
All Summer Long by Kid Rock.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA
I swear it gets played at least once a night at my club, and I HATE dancing to it! It makes me feel so incredibly not sexy.
One girl almost got fired because she refused to dance to it.
Djoser
10-05-2010, 03:21 PM
^^^Yeah the whistling song. I never did figure out why the hell everyone thought it was so fucking good. It was OK until I kept getting asked to play it all the time.
But there are worse, I think.
I hear this song. every day. it makes my fucking eyes twitch.
Pitbull - City Of Gods.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akj_X1EomcE
I swear to god. It's the most annoying shit ever.
Wow, I couldn't even listen to it the whole way. Pitbull has gone way downhill, probably because he is leaning more towards hardcore rap these days. I liked the stuff he was putting out a year or two ago, but then he came out with that horrible 'Hotel Room' shit, and this garbage.
Djoser
10-05-2010, 03:44 PM
If you hate "I Got A Feelin", watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llKlUBkEQAE
AWESOME!
I love it! Because I hate that fucking song...
Watching that made me very glad (for the 10,000th time) I never, ever watch those fucking music videos. That song is bad enough without the fucking video of the guy getting ready to go score some vapid bimbo who actually likes his singing, and all the people jumping around to schlock music and acting like idiots. I cannot understand how people can watch that shit without hurling.
I always want to say 'Tonight's going to suck!' on the mike at the end of that song, and I finally figured out how to do it without pissing off the stupid bitch that likes it. I do not say:
'AlrightguysthisisBinkyheadingtothebackstagefortwo moresongskeepthosetipdollarscomingthemoreyoutipemt hebettertheydance...'. etc, etc.
Instead I say:
"Tonight's gonna SUCK...
UNLESS you get yourself a Champagne Room with Binky, hitting the floor--in which case you will have the time of your life..." etc., etc.
I have to play it though, because the one girl who likes it has only 4 songs in her folder, and that means we are forced to hear them at least once a night. If I play other songs she will go running to the owner and/or managers and scream at them about me. She has done this about the other girls' music on numerous occasions, so I am not exaggerating, trust me. If at the end of the night we have heard all her songs twice (staggered as far apart as possible) because there aren't as many dancers there, I won't play them though, she can bitch all she wants.
Djoser
10-05-2010, 03:51 PM
HOLY CRAP thank you for this thread because if I hear Rude boy by Rhianna ONE MORE TIME either at the club or on the radio I swear to god someone will get slapped, hard.
Maybe Rihanna? Didn't she already get slapped by her 'rude boy', that bitch Chris Brown?? Now she wants another fucking 'rude boy'???
I literally can't play it. I have no respect for a woman that glorifies assholes, sings about fucking them, whatever, after she has been beaten up by one already.
MsChaos
10-05-2010, 03:54 PM
Kings of Leon - Sex on fire. Fucking shoot me!
As much as I enjoy Drake, I'm getting tired of hearing Fancy non stop at the club. You're ruining it!!
Djoser
10-05-2010, 03:59 PM
I will no longer play any Drake songs. I gave him a chance, thinking one of his songs might not suck. They all do.
chitownchick
10-07-2010, 06:22 AM
all time hated!! girls girls girls. i fucking hate that shit so much. theres also a couple rock songs that are from the 90s they sound like nirvana or pear jam, i love rock, but...not when its played over and over and over again.
Arianna419
10-07-2010, 07:36 PM
the "we no speak americano" song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3S4dBk4E1g&ob=av3e
yes, this is played at my club. its the "last call" song. every. single. night. for weeks now. its a cute song, i wouldn't hate it in another situation (in the car, on an elevator, grocery store) anywhere but the club. god forbid i get stuck on stage during this song, i look so dumb trying to make this work for my dance style.
charlie61
10-07-2010, 07:46 PM
all time hated!! girls girls girls. i fucking hate that shit so much. theres also a couple rock songs that are from the 90s they sound like nirvana or pear jam, i love rock, but...not when its played over and over and over again.
Oh god, yes. Any song like this that is overplayed = awful. "Crazy Bitch" being one of them. Anything that makes the oldfucks' eyes light up like "Yaaah! Im ina strip clubbb!" ::groan::
Kylea2
10-08-2010, 12:39 AM
I absolutley love 95% of Prince's music... except for Pussy Control: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym-FRRagAxY - sorry, but I'm actually pretty prude when it comes down to who I'm climbing into bed with so I don't need "Pussy Control".
My absolute most hated song in the club though has got to be Roxanne (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Qad-gaHMg) - that song is just not appropriate for the club... we AREN'T streetwalkers. Ironically the Police also played one of my fav songs - "Don't Stand So Close to Me".
Ugh, next DJ to play either of these two BAD songs though are going to be feeling my stiletto in the center of their forehead at 90mph! :gnasher:
_Avery_
10-08-2010, 12:45 AM
I'm In Love Wit Yo Booty ...lol....actually, it has a good beat, but just a funny thing to make a song about...I guess...lol, "wit yo booty..."..lol, I'm seriously loling..I'm a dork and tired. :P
Djoser
10-08-2010, 02:03 AM
all time hated!! girls girls girls. i fucking hate that shit so much. theres also a couple rock songs that are from the 90s they sound like nirvana or pear jam, i love rock, but...not when its played over and over and over again.
'Girls, Girls, Girls' is one of those songs I refuse to play, especially in circumstances where the lame, cheesy, unimaginative DJs would use it every fucking time. Like our Roll Call at midnight. I try to mix it up and not play the same shit all the time for that, though it's got to be upbeat as hell and appropriate to the occasion.
the "we no speak americano" song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3S4dBk4E1g&ob=av3e
yes, this is played at my club. its the "last call" song. every. single. night. for weeks now. its a cute song, i wouldn't hate it in another situation (in the car, on an elevator, grocery store) anywhere but the club. god forbid i get stuck on stage during this song, i look so dumb trying to make this work for my dance style.
Yeah this is one of those 'semi-joke' songs. I tend to shy away from them, especially if every other motherfucker is playing them every fucking night, lol. It didn't bother me to skip through the video quickly to see what it was like (I detest almost all music videos and can rarely watch them all the way through), but it would get on my nerves if I had to hear it much more than once.
What kind of lameass DJ do you have that makes you dance to music you hate?
4everresolutions
10-08-2010, 02:08 AM
Our DJ played "my name is Luca" tonight. A song about a little girl who abused by her parents. What the fuck....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m9EWNDq9hw
charlie61
10-08-2010, 07:28 AM
Whatever that one song is (Drake's song?) where he starts out like "I'm more than just an option...hey hey heeeey....Refuse to be forgotten...hey hey hey"
I always think I'm going to like the song based on the first few notes of the music, but then he starts singing and I'm like OH GAWD NOOO! NOT AGAIN!!
ArmySGT.
10-08-2010, 07:09 PM
I really must get back to this thread.
renaissancelove
10-10-2010, 11:09 PM
I Need a Daddy -Twista
Thumbs up for orangebike666's comment on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AtyvHwoJvo
rolf
Anything by Kesha or Katy Perry or Flo Rida UGH. Any cheesy techno remake of a decent song that my club seems to specialize in. The rave/ glo stick era is OVA. Get a clue.
cookie23
10-12-2010, 05:18 PM
Our DJ played "my name is Luca" tonight. A song about a little girl who abused by her parents. What the fuck....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m9EWNDq9hw
What you had to see was when the song first came out. I was working for a big nightclub in NYC and this was part of the regular rotation of club dance music, there was an uptempo remix. I'm not sure if any of the patrons understood what they were dancing to.
pussyinboots
10-21-2010, 03:41 AM
What you had to see was when the song first came out. I was working for a big nightclub in NYC and this was part of the regular rotation of club dance music, there was an uptempo remix. I'm not sure if any of the patrons understood what they were dancing to.
It's a great song.....virtually nobody realised what she was singing about when it was first released...and then...it was like...WTF..!!??:O....BAN it!!>:(
ArmySGT.
03-10-2011, 07:46 PM
oxSkylarxo, Harleigh Hellcat, MsChaos,
Carmen_B
Harleigh Hellcat, Surprise
Sunshine 16, Laurisa, Alexa111
DesuvsDeath
03-10-2011, 07:49 PM
Anything by "All that Remains" ... it sounds like fucking Nickleback trying to be "hard"
ArmySGT.
03-10-2011, 08:18 PM
Audrina_N, Will, Laurisa,
MsChaos, Laurisa, Surprise
Gypsy dancer
Laurisa
ArmySGT.
03-10-2011, 08:29 PM
Surprise
Surprise, Djoser,
Laurisa
Pretty Penny
ArmySGT.
03-10-2011, 08:46 PM
Djoser, Angel diamond,Gypsy Dancer
Djoser, Ms Chaos
ChiTownChick
ArmySGT.
03-10-2011, 09:04 PM
Charlie61
Kylea2
Renaissance Love
Pure, Djoser,
Cookie23
DancingDaisy
03-12-2011, 07:52 AM
I work in a club geared toward hispanics. Granted, I like Vicente Fernandez and will listen to him while Im drinking, but this is not the type of music for a strip club. Its not sexy. The dj plays it on break songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFGzhxBki34&feature=fvst
I know they play it to make the customers start drinking more-and it works. But damn, all of his songs are so damn sad!
dlabtot
03-12-2011, 10:37 PM
all those supposedly sexy country songs like ... tractor's sexy... ride a cowboy... et cetera ad nauseum.... I like good country music but give me a break
dlabtot
03-12-2011, 10:53 PM
What you had to see was when the song first came out. I was working for a big nightclub in NYC and this was part of the regular rotation of club dance music, there was an uptempo remix. I'm not sure if any of the patrons understood what they were dancing to.
I had a wolf-dog named Luca so I re-wrote the lyrics for this song...
My name is Luca
I live on the valley floor
I live up the road from you
Yes you've seen me at your trash cans before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble. some kind of dog fight
Just don't ask, what it was
Just don't ask, what it was
Usagi
03-13-2011, 08:36 PM
I cannot stand anything by Styx. When I hear a Styx song on the radio, I yell "Dear God!" and change the channel.
anelia
03-14-2011, 02:47 AM
armysgt... do me do meeee
sananeko
03-14-2011, 03:41 AM
Can anyone believe I had to look up 80% of the songs without link here...
And I like girls, girls, girls.. But not to dance to..
ArmySGT.
03-14-2011, 04:57 PM
armysgt... do me do meeee
Your place or mine? *winks*
livingdeadgirl
03-16-2011, 07:48 AM
Anything by "All that Remains" ... it sounds like fucking Nickleback trying to be "hard"
Truer words have never been spoken.
pussyinboots
03-22-2011, 04:00 PM
Ummm....can I say I can't stand anything by 'The Pussycat Dolls' or 'Girls Aloud'?
There...I said it.
When love takes over by Kelly Rowland and David Guetta. I HATE THAT SONG WITH A PASSION!!!
_Avery_
03-24-2011, 05:11 PM
Sure it's already been said, but anything by Katy Perry.
Can't stand her.
(although, I do like California Girls....mainly because of Snoop)...other than that...I really hate that girl.
And I hate that stupid Firework song with a passion...it's on every damn commercial, ad...and I've never even heard the entire song...I just fucking HATE IT. I'm sure it's gonna be played even more around July 4th...bleh
And just about anything by Beyonce and The Pussycat Dolls (as already mentioned).