View Full Version : The Way to a Man's Heart
laurcon
01-22-2010, 01:38 PM
there's not just one. i didn't want to be a bitch earlier, but i thought this stuff was common sense. what self-respecting woman doesn't do those things? its really not difficult, and if you guys haven't found anyone who can follow those simple rules, i think the problem has to be with you.
mediocrity
01-22-2010, 01:38 PM
there's not just one. i didn't want to be a bitch earlier but i thought those things were common sense? like who doesn't do those things?
Girl, you'd be surprised. It never ceases to amaze me how many girls have a terminal case of The Crazy.
laurcon
01-22-2010, 02:24 PM
Girl, you'd be surprised. It never ceases to amaze me how many girls have a terminal case of The Crazy.
you're right, i forgot what some men put up with to have a hot girlfriend.
charlie61
01-22-2010, 02:30 PM
^ SOoooo true. Bitches be crazy.
I thought I might be gay until I tried to date a woman. O_o
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
Is there any truth to this whatsoever?
Very much so. :)
laurcon
01-22-2010, 02:37 PM
^ SOoooo true. Bitches be crazy.
I thought I might be gay until I tried to date a woman. O_o
lmao!!
jack0177057
01-22-2010, 04:05 PM
there's not just one. i didn't want to be a bitch earlier, but i thought this stuff was common sense. what self-respecting woman doesn't do those things? its really not difficult, and if you guys haven't found anyone who can follow those simple rules, i think the problem has to be with you.
I was also thinking about other things that Med has said in other threads about how well she treats her BF (like getting him booze, VIP hockey tickets, and bringing over her friends to play with him)... All that and a lot of brains on that girl (she's pre-med)... I've never met anyone like her... She's very special...
gameover
01-22-2010, 04:57 PM
This is my proven formula to how to keep a dude around:
1) Feed him. Cook dinner once in awhile, and they are always appreciative.
2) Fuck him. Sex on a regular basis is good for both of you.
3) If he goes out with his buddies, don't bitch at him. Go out and do something yourself. Time apart is good.
4) Don't nag him. This also goes for phone calls. ONE MESSAGE. And don't call back to back unless it's a life or death situation.
5) Be supportive, and let him lead the way on this. If he comes home in a bad mood, don't try and force him to talk. Be there when he is ready, but don't be all OMGZ BABY WHATS WRONG!
I wish I could teach classes on this stuff.
I think I'm in love :)
laurcon
01-22-2010, 05:24 PM
I was also thinking about other things that Med has said in other threads about how well she treats her BF (like getting him booze, VIP hockey tickets, and bringing over her friends to play with him)... All that and a lot of brains on that girl (she's pre-med)... I've never met anyone like her... She's very special...
very true, i don't disagree with any of that. i was more responding to silk.
good luck jack.
charlie61
01-22-2010, 06:49 PM
I was also thinking about other things that Med has said in other threads about how well she treats her BF (like getting him booze, VIP hockey tickets, and bringing over her friends to play with him)... All that and a lot of brains on that girl (she's pre-med)... I've never met anyone like her... She's very special...
::reaches over to brush mysterious brown specks off of jack's nose::
jack0177057
01-22-2010, 08:13 PM
^^ Lol.
I wish I could teach classes on this stuff.
The sh$t aint rocket science, but you have it dead on kiddo. 8)
Here's my proven formula for keeping women around:
(1) Don't be a D bag
Sorry, that's all I got....:O
Athenathefabulous
01-23-2010, 07:51 PM
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
Is there any truth to this whatsoever?
Ladies and gents, your comments, please.
i will disagree with this because i have won many a man's heart and i cant cook anything. except toast. and easy mac. and sometimes scrambled eggs if im feeling really ballsy.
now, on the other hand, men who cook for me, :heartbeat
gameover
01-23-2010, 09:03 PM
i will disagree with this because i have won many a man's heart and i cant cook anything. except toast. and easy mac. and sometimes scrambled eggs if im feeling really ballsy.
now, on the other hand, men who cook for me, :heartbeat
yeah, if you are extra hot, we'll stay for a while, but we like to eat so i think you are a short timer :)
laurcon
01-23-2010, 10:01 PM
yeah, if you are extra hot, we'll stay for a while, but we like to eat so i think you are a short timer :)
um that's mean and you certainly cannot speak for all men. i've been proposed to twice and i can't cook.
gameover
01-23-2010, 10:19 PM
um that's mean and you certainly cannot speak for all men. i've been proposed to twice and i can't cook.
Of course I can't. I'm just saying that a woman cooking for me is special, and marriable. If those guys that proposed to you don't value that, that's cool. I do, so I just expressed my opionion
peachplumpear
01-24-2010, 06:19 AM
um that's mean and you certainly cannot speak for all men. i've been proposed to twice and i can't cook.
LOL yeah I agree, lately my man has been cooking tons for me but he still won't try what I make!! I only make really weird stir-frys and cereal. Maybe he's trying to be my new wife and impress me, lol!!
hockeybobby
01-24-2010, 08:46 AM
In my experience, to generalize for a moment, women usually appreciate a man who can prepare a delicious, healthy meal for them. It makes a great start for a date night, and often ends in great sex. Having a well set up kitchen with a breakfast bar allows your guest to be right there with her glass of wine while you do your thing. Being competent in the kitchen has always served me well.
As to the way to a man's heart....the old expression I've gone by is:
The way to man's heart is through his eyes, the way to woman's is through her ears.
gameover
01-24-2010, 10:21 AM
But cooking is just one aspect, and mediocrity nailed everything. I'm surprised she doesnt have 5 husbands, because she knows guys better than i do, and i'd kill to have her :)
charlie61
01-24-2010, 10:47 AM
^ Probably because when you're a catch, you're the one who gets to do the choosing. ;)
And not every girl is running around like a chicken with its head cut off trying to get married.
gameover
01-24-2010, 12:42 PM
^ Probably because when you're a catch, you're the one who gets to do the choosing. ;)
And not every girl is running around like a chicken with its head cut off trying to get married.
charlie, you are such a politician :) of course. I'd marry you in a minute, but I'm only human :)
charlie61
01-24-2010, 12:46 PM
charlie, you are such a politician :) of course. I'd marry you in a minute, but I'm only human :)
And I would turn you down oh so gently. }:D
I don't believe in marriage. :-*
charlie61
01-24-2010, 12:48 PM
Anyway, relationships don't succeed/fail depending on how things look on paper. It's all of the idosyncratic shit that you can't see until you date someone that leads to happiness or unhappiness.
PS: Everyone shits.
gameover
01-24-2010, 01:03 PM
Anyway, relationships don't succeed/fail depending on how things look on paper. It's all of the idosyncratic shit that you can't see until you date someone that leads to happiness or unhappiness.
PS: Everyone shits.
u shit, ok, the wedding is off :)
laurcon
01-24-2010, 02:10 PM
Anyway, relationships don't succeed/fail depending on how things look on paper. It's all of the idosyncratic shit that you can't see until you date someone that leads to happiness or unhappiness.
PS: Everyone shits.
totally agree girl. and oh my god, that's one of the reasons i don't want a boyfriend! i don't want to poop around him or even attempt to get comfortable enough to do it. i mean, its just ONE of the reasons i don't want a boyfriend, so i will get over it when i'm ready for one, but for now i'm glad i don't have to deal with it and have an apt to myself!!
and a PS - gameover's avatar is really annoying. the chick's ass is mediocre and she's wearing a terrible 80's thong. plus that thing is so old, i've seen it a million times. why can't they make a new one with a really hot butt?
charlie61
01-24-2010, 02:13 PM
^ lol! I like the literal interpretation!!
gameover
01-24-2010, 02:28 PM
totally agree girl. and oh my god, that's one of the reasons i don't want a boyfriend! i don't want to poop around him or even attempt to get comfortable enough to do it. i mean, its just ONE of the reasons i don't want a boyfriend, so i will get over it when i'm ready for one, but for now i'm glad i don't have to deal with it and have an apt to myself!!
and a PS - gameover's avatar is really annoying. the chick's ass is mediocre and she's wearing a terrible 80's thong. plus that thing is so old, i've seen it a million times. why can't they make a new one with a really hot butt?
wow, im really getting slammed on this thread. I like her butt :)
mediocrity
01-24-2010, 02:31 PM
totally agree girl. and oh my god, that's one of the reasons i don't want a boyfriend! i don't want to poop around him or even attempt to get comfortable enough to do it. i mean, its just ONE of the reasons i don't want a boyfriend, so i will get over it when i'm ready for one, but for now i'm glad i don't have to deal with it and have an apt to myself!!
and a PS - gameover's avatar is really annoying. the chick's ass is mediocre and she's wearing a terrible 80's thong. plus that thing is so old, i've seen it a million times. why can't they make a new one with a really hot butt?
DUUUUUDE. I will never shit in front of my boyfriend. I was married for four and a half years and I never shit in front of my ex husband.
I won't even shave my legs in front of my boyfriend, and I don't need to see his personal hygiene routine either. That's just gnarly.
gameover
01-24-2010, 02:34 PM
DUUUUUDE. I will never shit in front of my boyfriend. I was married for four and a half years and I never shit in front of my ex husband.
I won't even shave my legs in front of my boyfriend, and I don't need to see his personal hygiene routine either. That's just gnarly.
i already love you and want to marry you. you can stop already :)
But wow, you should be in the woman hall of fame, why don't you go on tour and tell other women :)
charlie61
01-24-2010, 02:36 PM
^ back off dude. Jack is already sucking her dick. Come back in an hour.
gameover
01-24-2010, 02:38 PM
^ back off dude. Jack is already sucking her dick. Come back in an hour.
Hey, I don't mind the wait, unless u are offering :)
mediocrity
01-24-2010, 02:41 PM
^ back off dude. Jack is already sucking her dick. Come back in an hour.
Hahaha.
Oh goodness. It's all just common sense, guys, SRSLY. I'm not magical.
gameover
01-24-2010, 02:43 PM
Hahaha.
Oh goodness. It's all just common sense, guys, SRSLY. I'm not magical.
Well, I'd love some of your magic. I can dream can't I? You'd be surprised how many woman don't know what you know. :)
charlie61
01-24-2010, 02:45 PM
Hahaha.
Oh goodness. It's all just common sense, guys, SRSLY. I'm not magical.
Exaaaaaaactttttlllyyyyy......
gameover
01-24-2010, 02:47 PM
Exaaaaaaactttttlllyyyyy......
charlie maybe you have the same common sense, but trust me, this knowledge is not out in the wild :)
gameover
01-24-2010, 02:52 PM
and charlie, you are so hot, i'd be willing to break a few rules anyhow :)
charlie61
01-24-2010, 02:53 PM
^ My big secret is that I'm horrendously ugly.
gameover
01-24-2010, 03:01 PM
^ My big secret is that I'm horrendously ugly.
you haven't hid that secret very well. from what i can see, you are super model hot. But you are so hot that guys are probably afraid to approach u. I know i would be :)
mediocrity
01-24-2010, 07:52 PM
Well, I'd love some of your magic. I can dream can't I? You'd be surprised how many woman don't know what you know. :)
It truly shocks me. Though I do have a few sorta sneaky ways about getting around things. Like jealousy for example. If I bring a girl home for J, she has to look nothing like me. Then there's no "competition" in my mind- if she looks totally different from me, there is no "prettier", just different.
Does J know this? Nah. He just brags openly in front of me ad his friends. He's happy, and I don't have to feel whacked out and jealous.
gameover
01-24-2010, 08:40 PM
It truly shocks me. Though I do have a few sorta sneaky ways about getting around things. Like jealousy for example. If I bring a girl home for J, she has to look nothing like me. Then there's no "competition" in my mind- if she looks totally different from me, there is no "prettier", just different.
Does J know this? Nah. He just brags openly in front of me ad his friends. He's happy, and I don't have to feel whacked out and jealous.
Still, that wouldn't bother me. Damn, I wish i was a handsome guy in austin. I'd be so with you. :)
msincredible01
01-24-2010, 08:46 PM
:) :) :) Great stuff
I love to cook...sometimes when we're mad at eachother i'll make a fabulous dinner for just one...me :) and watch him burn macaroni and glance at my meal all pouty...gives me the upper hand over the silly fool. "I feed you. OBEY" Lol j/k...."don't bite the hand that feeds" lolll BUT don't "put your eggs all in one basket." Knowing how to cook is great and all but in this day and age..it's definately NOT a huge factor among keeping a guy.
Wanna make a nice dinner but can't cook? Set the table nice, candles, music, wine or beer...(get take out from a favorite restaurant)...heat up the food and serve. All the effort in "creating a lovely meal" without indeed cooking. Create an awesome atmosphere. The thought will definately count.
msincredible01
01-24-2010, 08:52 PM
Or.....take some time to "cook" a great homemade cocktail...answer the door in lingerie and a kick-ass cocktail announcing "dinner is served." What a wayy to leave him hungry for moree....
being silly* but seriously...the way to a mans stomache IS through his penis. Im a firm believer. I've also never been dumped! and i'm a crazyybitch when i pms. nut job status! but i can ride n suck a cock like no ones business.
msincredible01
01-24-2010, 08:58 PM
1/4 part "wife-like" behavior (cooking, ect) plus 3/4 part porn star/stripper attitude (sex, taking care of yourself, CONFIDENCE) = one happy man. see? cooking is only a teensy part of it. and since there's no such thing as too much sex...why not make it replace the cooking part all together? yeyyy sex all around!
laurcon
01-25-2010, 12:42 AM
^ lmao girl :highfive:
holly07
01-25-2010, 02:51 PM
I wouldn't say cooking alone. It helps, I love to cook, but I would agree with others that say intelligence and sex. Feed em, Suck em , and make them think
mediocrity
01-25-2010, 02:56 PM
1/4 part "wife-like" behavior (cooking, ect) plus 3/4 part porn star/stripper attitude (sex, taking care of yourself, CONFIDENCE) = one happy man. see? cooking is only a teensy part of it. and since there's no such thing as too much sex...why not make it replace the cooking part all together? yeyyy sex all around!
Haha I agree with you almost completely! Matter of fact J brought me breakfast this morning- and made me lunch!
KS_Stevia
01-25-2010, 03:36 PM
I know we've been through this before, but I still don't understand how two people living together in a house with one bathroom can hide pooping. When the bathroom fan is on and/or the water is running, then one of us is pooping! Otherwise, why turn the fan on? g.
mediocrity
01-25-2010, 03:52 PM
^^ It's ok if he knows, but I mean, I'm not going to advertise it.
jack0177057
01-25-2010, 04:52 PM
^ back off dude. Jack is already sucking her dick. Come back in an hour.
I like you too, Charlie... You know that... No need to get jealous...
I'll suck your dick, too...